Juno Palin 'Stole' Levi From Her Best Friend!
Filed under: Sarah Palin
HOrrific!
The UK's News of the World has a reporter working the Alaska beat. And, they uncovered a juicy bit about the preggers GOP princess, Bristol Palin.
Turns out Bristol's babydaddy, Levi, was in a 3 year 'relationship' with her best friend, a gal named Lanesia Garcia, when she started messing around with him.
In fact, Bristol supposedly kept 'pressuring' Lanesia to break up with the self-proclaimed "redneck" boy when rumors started flying that he was cheating on her with other girls at parties.
Lanesia was devastated to find out through another friend that Bristol was one of those 'girls'.
Bristol had been her friend since the age of six and she couldn't believe that she could do that to her.
Says Lanesia:
"I didn't believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, 'I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it. Levi and I are togeher now and I think he's the man for me.' I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year - I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though-which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pitbull is spot on."
If the whole White House thing doesn't work out, the Palins should consider some sort of Hollywood career.
Their family story would make a great, trashy soap opera!




Smirk a vote for Ron Paul is NOT a throw away vote. If you want to really change America vote for Ron Paul - make your voice heard that a 3rd party is needed. I know a lot of people who are stick of McCain/Palin and are going with RON!
Re: ShirleyAnnFan – I guess you didn't pay attention to the recent primaries, Shirl, because Biden was one of the candidates and prticipated in the debates. He was vetted back whien Palin was worrying about what color of high heels to wear for her beauty pageant, and he has been scrutinized ever since.
Plenty of info if you bother to look.
PLEASE PPPPLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSEEE dont vote McCain and this trashy backwards outdated mess into power!!!! and this is coming from someone thousands of miles away, i think i can speak for the majority of us Europeans when i say OBAMA 08!!!!!!
hahah! "Juno Palin"
ur in alaska.
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survival of the fittest!
What a disgusting fcked up family,they make the adams family look good. White trash will always be white trash?
woo woo! White trash in the White House!!! ( hope not)
I bet Levi wishes he had a vasectomy or never stuck it in her. His lif is ruined that's for sure.
OH NO!! OH MY GOD PEREZ!! Tell me it isn't so??!! A teenager STOLE her another teenager's boyfriend??? She should be in prison!!!
You're an idiot for even posting this crap……crissakes. Get a grip.
Re: Smirks – post 201- LOL, I will shed a tear and think of you, when I write his name in. Damn this 2 party shit….*sigh*;)
Nobody in Alaska says, "spot on"! I call shenanigans.
Who the fuck cares??
Re: kickin_screamin –
A home wrecker? Are you fucking serious? They are is high school moron.
This marriage is just a recipe for divorce and disaster.
Um and I care because why…oh the "the HIlls" ratings are down…
her children are whores and oxycontin drug addicts…and she wants to "save" the gays and make rape victims have their babies….OBAMA
Re: yourazzzuckzbuttermilk – Multiple personalities… like "layers"…. ooooh, you're so cool and deep…. NOT
Wow, that says lots about Mommy and Daddy as parents huh? NICE! Palin doesn't like birth control, but she preaches abstinence. Apparently neither is working in her trainwreck family. Anyone who thinks this talking vagina can run a country DESERVES to live under her fucked up rules. File under idiot.
don't call her juno. that would be suggesting that she has some intelligence.
A teenaged girl named Lanesia from a tiny Alaskan town is highly unlikely to use the phrase "is spot on", which as we all know, is a British slang term. I've never heard ANY American use that phrase. This story was certainly faked by the British journalist(s) who released it.
why do you even post stuff up about her…she doesnt deserve the attention…she can't even properly answer questions in an interview about plans as president if that day ever comes (god forbid). We'll all be in a lot of trouble.BIGGGGGGGG mistake
wow…
talk about white trash hoes.
that palin girl has straight no conscience or what?
imagine what conscience her own mother, sarah palin has.
yea OBAMA 08!!!!!
they are all messed up….McClown cheated on his first wife and rumors that he did on Cindy too. He has always had money as he grew up in a wealthy Lieutenant's home and that is why his life was spared in the war while others died because his father was well known. Also he was part of a scandal of giving tax payer's money to rich corporations at one point in his career and had to recover from that….. That is what the stupid half of america is voting for…When are you going to wake up america.WAKE UPP
like mother , like daughter . C.U.N.T.
Re: punky.penguin – uh, yea - she is the stirrer of said shite, I'm just checking on her "not a racist" claim. I looooove when people claim "I'm not a (fill in the blank)" and cite one case as the example when really it is the example that proves the opposite is true… you know it!
oh wow lmao… I FEEL YOU LANESIA, CALL ME UP. that is basically my last relationship right there, except my ex best friend isn't pregs (yet) but two months into the relationship and she's engaged to him… daaammmnn boy-crazy girls are fuckin' RETARDED.
Oh, please. Perez, even your "savior" Obama said candidates families are off limits. You better obey Him.
No one gives a shit about high school drama.
politics is a dirty game, but historically……children of candidates were off-limits….period……TMI……i don't think Gore would approve of the trash littering his information superhighway
Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – Bring it then. Make yourself looks like a racist bitch. You start with racial shit, who do you think looks dumber? You and the pregnant whore?
I'm just saying.
Plus, not like it's going to hurt us Obama fans because some bitch on this shitty site is trying to insult his children with their heritage. Jesus.
Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – Pretty pathetic life you have there sweetie
Re: klp243 – Ruining our great country?? ITS ALREADY IN THE SHITTER.
Re: KEEFER –
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NORMAL CHICK'S love canal= o
PALIN bitch's= O
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Re: memento mori –
LMAO!
Imagine that. A gossip blogger who blogs about…gossip! Perez should be thrown in political pundit decency jail, shame on him!
Grow up bitches. Perez is not Wolf Blitzer. Go to Fox News if you dont want lefty spins and trashy teenage gossip.
Really fat fuck? You're going to continue picking on a child? What the fuck is wrong with you. This is why gays should remain closetted! You come out and run your mouth about stupid shit that no one cares about. Act like a man. Leave these kids alone.
McCain/Palin 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Levi has just been forced into the baby daddy role and is not happy about it in the least. The real father is an young black man from L.A. Lie after lie after lie after lie…