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The Nerdy Librarian Strikes Again! Not Palin!

Filed under: Stefanie Heinzmann

One of our fave singers, Stefanie Heinzmann, has just come out with a new video/single.

It's a cover of the Metallica song The Unforgiven.

We don't know the original, but we really like Stefanie's soulful version!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

176 comments to “The Nerdy Librarian Strikes Again! Not Palin!”

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  1. 101

    Fuck. This shit sucks.



  2. 102

    How do you NOT know the Metallica version?!?!



  3. 103

    first, there's guitars in the video, but you can't hear any of them! how absurd! second, i don't find the song suits her very well. why not a cover of lisa loeb or something? that is all. videos like these like to posture without substance! no guitar sounds in the video! hahahaha……… maybe the guitars were not Nickelodeon jr. friendly enough, so they completely took the guitar tracks out! totally fake! -LVC

  4. MrsHF says – reply to this


    104

    Every ACTUAL Metallica fan either just rolled over in their grave or got sick to their stomachs. Completely disgusting and wrong…shame on her.



  5. 105

    wtf she sucks sorry :P



  6. 106

    Ooooh! not good for you Pretz. Gotta give credit where credit is due. And METALICA deserves it! C'mon, you could've listened to it prior to commenting. Ay Dios mio!



  7. 107

    please, listen to the original. this version is just not good. you make me feel old!



  8. 108

    wow- you didnt know the original???? and you want to be a music mogul????

    i got thru 40 seconds and i was DONE w this version- it SUCKS!

    go PALIN-



  9. 109

    That was terrible, way to ruin a good Metallica song, bitch.



  10. 110

    OH!
    NO!
    Perez you REALLY need to listen to the Metallica version! I believe you will change your mind on the version you posted. I'm so sad that someone butchered a classic.

  11. Mtl23 says – reply to this


    111

    That makes me sad. Its not ment to be a happy poppy song! I had to click it off. METALLICA FOREVER!!!!!!!



  12. 112

    Well… I've seen the ORIGINAL …..LIVE… and this one by your librarian girl pretty much sucks…



  13. 113

    What do you mean YOU DONT KNOW THE ORIGINAL??? PEREZ to earth!



  14. 114

    WOW. Perez, Really? I don't think that is something you should have admitted out loud! You should have at least listened to the original version before you put this crap up. I mean come on, at least for some prespective. Even if you are not a Metalica fan…you shouldn't put down their music by saying this is a good version, ESPECIALLY if you haven't heard the original. Sorry but that is just all bad.



  15. 115

    that sounds horrible…shes not worthy to be attempting such a stunt. Metallica kicks ass…and the original is way way better!!



  16. 116

    This has nothing on the original this is such a terrible cover i didnt even watch the whole thing sorry but it sux!



  17. 117

    New to community…My girlfriend has gotten me hooked to the site. Homeboy Perez man…your out of your mind. In all that is good and holy, how do you not know "Unforgiven" done by Metallica????? Granted…yes, for the better part of the last decade they haven't been all that great, but the new album is awesome and the song came out during the best part of their careers. This disguisting cover deserves to be burned. I get the whole "pop" thing, but this chick fucked up this song, bigtime! I dunno how James & Lars would let her do it. Fucked up I say.



  18. 118

    No one it like Metallica, but she happens to be the worst i have ever heard sing this song. Perez you should always listen to the original before saying you like a cover, cause you have nothing to compare it too.



  19. 119

    If you want a good cover of this song you should check out Apocalyptica`s version. Their chello-version is absolutly beautiful.



  20. 120

    My ears are aching!

  21. Anonymous says – reply to this


    121

    aw, how can you not remember the original, perez? we're the same age, it was played and played and played ad nauseam on mtv when we were 13 or 14 and probly had mtv switched on like 24/7. 16 years later i'm STILL sick of that fucking song–the video! with the old guy! and the hole in the cell wall! augh!



  22. 122

    EW EW AND MORE EW.

    The shittiest cover in existence.

    I think limp bizkits "Behind Blue Eyes" cover was a better attempt than this, and that's pushing it because I HATE his version.

    GROSS.

  23. Non says – reply to this


    123

    So, first of all: that is one horrible cover. Second: isn't the song about a boy growing up and the last line of the last verse is THAT OLD MAN HERE IS MEEEEEEEEE! isn't that weird for a girl to sing?



  24. 124

    Apocalyptica = good Metallica covers

    This on the other hand is utter rubbish.

  25. elio says – reply to this


    125

    Wait a sec.. Did you just write you DON'T KNOW Metallica's song???

    O

    M

    G

    Shame on you, really. :(

    Oh, and btw, this version REALLY sucks. Go listen to the original and you'll understand why.

  26. tinky says – reply to this


    126

    no wonder u liked it… it's cause u haven't heard the original.. and seriously how can u say u know about music and never heard this song?? u only listen to europop i guess…



  27. 127

    UMMMM……NO… I'll leave it at that…. Just NOOOOOO!



  28. 128

    **************SHE BUTCHERED IT!********

    YOU STUPID F UCK PEREZ - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW THE ORIINAL. What little respect I have for you just died you pathetic fuck.

  29. Anonymous says – reply to this


    129

    I'm sorry… This is my favorite Metallica song but this remake absolutely sucks. It's complete balls compared to Metallica's. It just loses so much with her singing it and the music is just flat out terrible. And the video's lame! So sad…



  30. 130

    I usually come to this site for a laugh but now I am just pissed.

    Ok, so you dont know the original song and in a post from yesterday, you wrote about metallica's new album doing well but "doubt anyone cares…"

    you obvisouly know shit. how can you call yourself
    "the queen of media" ?!?!?!

    all you know about is blondes with no talent…

    oh, p.s. give the original a listen, ass…maybe you'll learn a thing or two about talent.



  31. 131

    That was like listening to a bag of cats being murdered..HORRIBLE…And by the way how can you not know the orignal version?? You need to crawl out from under your pop/techno bubble and enter the real world once in a while..90% of the music you put up here for us to listen to is a load of shite!!



  32. 132

    how the fuck do you not know the original?? my TWO-YEAR-OLD knows the original.
    ya douche!!



  33. 133

    S.U.C.K.E.D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WTF????????????????????????????



  34. 134

    Re: JustAMoron – no shit, I am not a big fan of Metallica but that is one of their better songs and she just ruined it. Perez likes some weird ass shit.



  35. 135

    Re: Cecilie – I agree…worst cover EVER.



  36. 136

    YOU DON'T KNOW THE ORIGINAL PEREZ, YOU'RE A REAL FUCKTARD!



  37. 137

    THIS SHIT SUCKS HARRY BALSAC'S BALLS!



  38. 138

    THIS SHIT SUCKS HARRY BALSAC'S BALLS!!!!



  39. 139

    WTF. Who doesn't know the original. It's a classic. And, Sarah Palin is as far from a librarian as you can get! She wanted to ban books!!!! That is so un-librarian.



  40. 140

    you don't know the original? Couldn't you do us a favor and look it up on the internets before posting that? Cmon… slack "reporting."



  41. 141

    Perez , I completely agree with the forum. You have to here the original before you can judge. When you take from Heavy Metal icons such as Metallica, even though it's a ballad, it will never be as good as the original. Trying to make it a soul song is just as bad as Barry Manilow doing his cover Cd's. You lose credibility. Besides Metallica is far better … you should listen to it.



  42. 142

    Hello, I want to say that I find the Heinzmann song very interesting and I become curious of the Metallica song. I find it also very good. Than I find the Apocallyptica song and find it also very good. Different very interesting interpretations of the same song. But many comments here are very onesidedness and intolerance. Some days ago Metallica receipt Stephanie Heinzmann and they find also the interpritation very good. So, you narrow-minded Metallica-Fan try tolerance and hear the song some times (like you do with the Metallica song) may be it become better and better.



  43. 143

    holly crap .. she killed it ( not in a good way)



  44. 144

    you would never think that was amazing if you knew Metallica's version. SO MUCH BETTER! SPEAKING IF SOUL!



  45. 145

    Wow. The original was so good. The video was played a million times on MTV when the song came out in the early 90s. I'm surprised you have never heard it. This is really a horrid cover of the song. . . . the vocals are HORRIFIC and the arrangement pales in comparison to the original.



  46. 146

    There was absolutely NO depth to her voice…it was all sung at the same volume - who taught this fugly chick to sing anyway?
    If you know ANYTHING about music at all, you sing in order to bring feeling to a piece of music…intonation…depth and quality of voice, expression….she failed miserably at all of them…it was the most HORRIBLE cover ever!!
    Echte Sheisse!!



  47. 147

    EWWW!!!!!1. HOW on earth can you not know "the unforgiven" by metallica…\
    2. that cover is awful. really REALLY awful. sounds like a cover hilary duff would do.
    3. whats the point of doing a cover if it sounds the same?(not counting the vocals of course)



  48. 148

    i just realized what i wrote was totally wrong, the musics different. guess i wasnt listening properly the first time. sorry to all SH fans. but i still think its awful and its embarassing not to know the original.



  49. 149

    Ewwww !

    CRAP

    what metallica would say when they hear it ??!

    Metallica ROCKS \M/



  50. 150

    HIDEOUS.



  51. 151

    ick…original soo much better :S



  52. 152

    Perez, im shocked at how much of a moron you are. she must be paying you a hell of a lot of cash to endorse this rubbish. sadly people like you dont really know anything about or care about music and are just so blind that you cant hear talent or recognise it when they do hear it, and it aint here. this fad and obsession with unoriginality is horrifying and is totally down to these "talent" tv shows which attract morons who think they can sing, and fair enough, they might be able to hit a couple of notes, but on the whole they're creatively devoid and wouldn't be able to launch or maintain a successful career on their own. this is atrocious

  53. vivii says – reply to this


    153

    she's great and even lars of metallica said he like her version of this song!



  54. 154

    she sucks but i totally want to bang her

  55. vivii says – reply to this


    155

    Re: LostFeel

    metallice heard it! they told her that they like it



  56. 156

    Wow she really butchered this song. The original gives you chills and you can relate to the pain in the song. This "cover" just made me want to throw up. I cant believe you have never listened to the original. There is soul in the original, there is no soul in this cover. Very lame…



  57. 157

    Re: vivii – Lar's quite drinking and doing the drugs even if you listen to his latest album his opinion of good music has gone down hill. I am sure that they get a royalty from any money she makes off the song.



  58. 158

    Oh god, that was terrifing! The Unforgiven is a dark song, full of regret, and that is turned into a trash pop song. How was this even allowed? Who was cashing into the publicity for Metallica's new album?

    Shocking.

  59. Glnno says – reply to this


    159

    Its different. Id almost say she butchered the original. The video is ok but doesnt have enough emotion in the mens years passing. But then again who knows. Its better than having to listen to Miley I guess.

  60. Glnno says – reply to this


    160

    I have to go find the original now… because I need to hear what its REALLY supposed to sound like.



  61. 161

    UGHHHH I dont even like metallica, but she butchered the one song I loved from them. How dare you even call this music! Please my dear Perez, help me save the world from bad music and take this monstrosity off your site? AND PLEASE YOUTUBE THE VIDEO TO THE REAL VERSION.



  62. 162

    Really?



  63. 163

    That was horrible, awful, and wrong!



  64. 164

    oh P.S: I couldn't get through 10 seconds of this shit. I don't see how you sat through it, you really should try and listen to some big boy music mmmks?

  65. Glnno says – reply to this


    165

    I showed others here the NEW version video. All 5 agreed that she made a HUGE mistake taking on this one. Halfway through they had enough! Then I had to remedy their aching ears by playing the original (listening to now, again). And WTF man, who hasnt heard the original? You dont have to be a big fan to know how brilliant this song (original) is.



  66. 166

    Oh. God. If this isn't a justified reason to skin her alive, then I don't know what is. She's mutilated a classic.



  67. 167

    wow this sucks so bad! i bet metallica is embarrassed to have someone butcher their music. This song was so powerful and metal and just strait up fuckin awesome. Kirk Hammets solo alone gives me goosebumbs every time i hear it, now i see a nerdy ass lezbo trying to be emo or some shit…so sad this is what music has become



  68. 168

    She was absolutely horrible!

  69. J2per says – reply to this


    169

    Ok, while we all know she did something to this song… We all agree that it's aweful. And way to sum it up Perez… Sarcasm it's an invisible creature…



  70. 170

    Re: Norbert – So where exactly did you read that Metallica likes this? They probably just said it to be nice since everyone thinks they're such dicks. They are dicks, but I have a hard time believing they'd "like" someone taking their child and raping it, which is essentially what was done here.



  71. 171

    Re: musicbitch – lmao, so true!



  72. 172

    This is garbage. She killed one of the best songs EVER!



  73. 173

    Hey come on folks. A cover song is not meant to copy the original. It has to have its own style and this cover is excellent. It is part of a project where a couple of German artists cover Metallica songs as a tribute to the band. When Metallica became aware of Stefanie's version of The Unforgiven they where so thrilled about it that they immediately wanted to meet her personally. A few days ago Metallica had a release party for their new album in Berlin, Stefanie and Metallica met there, the band congratulated her on this brilliant cover, and appreciated her special style.



  74. 174

    For those who don't believe, see my atvar (Stefanie with Lars from Metallica). There is a video on Stefanie's webpage which is also linked from the official German Metallica webpages showing some scenes of this encounter. There you can hear what Lars is saying about her song.
    (ww.stefanieheinzmann.de/unforgiven/sth_unforgiven_epktrailer.html)



  75. 175

    ey



  76. 176

    This is the WORST version of a great song. It takes out all of the power, darkness and isolation and loss the original invokes, I wish I could smack James and Lars for letting them cover this song. It sickens me. No dynamics, good Lord. Before anyone bitches , I AM A MUSICIAN, I played this song for years. I know what Im talking about musically. I bet if Tori covered this song it would be done right, every cover she has done is fucking amazing, I wouldnt mind hearing her take on it. She obviously has the musical insight to know how to channel a song and make it her own but keep the emotions needed. She serves the song.

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