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Slutting Up Mr. Madonna's Flick
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia > Film Flickers > Sienna Miller > Jude Law > Guy Ritchie
If you're married to someone working on Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes flick, watch out!
The UK's Mirror reports that Sluttyienna Miller has been added to the cast.
Is she going to play a turn of the century harlot in the film?
Funny enough, her ex beau, Jude Law, has supposedly been cast in the detective flick as well.
But, Law's not attached so we're not expecting romance to bloom between the sluttiest one of all and her ex on the set.
Our gut says Slutty might make a play for the director, Mr. Madonna.
We'd love to see a Madge vs. Slutty smack down!
[Image via Mr. Paprazzi.]
Posted: September 21, 2008 at 2:35 pm
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prediction…sienna + jude will get back together and ride off into the sunset.
oh i would pay to see madonna beat her ass!
effing whore bag…another slut besides miley
SLUT
I thought Ritchie was smarter than this. Why doom your project from the start??
*hums to herself to the tune of "There's some hoes in this house"*
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Hmmmm….a Muslim, a Bigot & a Racist…NO THANKS! McCain / Palin 2008!
It amazes me that the man in this situation doesn't get called a 'slut' or a 'whore' even though HE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS MARRIED! It takes two to tango…..
HER BOYFRIEND BALTHAZAR IS SOOO YUMMY.I WOULD GO TO TOWN WITH THAT MANS ASS.
my money's on Madge. she could kick that home-wrecker's ass
AND WHAT?,,, LIKE MADONNA ISNT A SLUT HERSEELF???
Slutty is such a stupid nontalent. Madonna on the other hand is amaaaaazing. kick her slutty ass!
Oh I would pay major bucks to see that smack-down. My money'd be on Madge. It would take, maybe 30 seconds.
It's funny how everyone talks shit about her when he's the one who cheated on the wife! And didn't Angelina Jolie to this too? Just because she does good for the world she has the right to break up marriages??
why does this gross me out ?
I still can't wrap my mind around an American playing Holmes, it feels unauthentic to me. If Slutty is in it, that just ruins it more. What a waste :/
Im sure Mr.Ritchie is smarter than that;Mr. Law,well not so sure.Perhaps he believes in recycling his trash.
Madonna would kick that bitch's ass! Guy hired her to give free blow jobs on the movies set for cheap….tramp!…Team the Wife (lol..i can't remember her name).
Okay, you've pasted word-for-word what The Mirror said…and the Mirror should know that she's joined, because they are the first ones with breaking entertainment news, right? Uh, I'll wait to see what Variety has to say about it myself. Give me a break…Sienna is NOT in this project. They did the same thing when it was reported that Jude would be doing Hamlet on stage next year, spitting out a few articles that Sienna was set to do Ophelia and she was all "worried" because she'd be working with Jude. More hype. Isn't everybody sick of it by now? She's way to unimportant to be getting this much attention.
Oh, and just for fun, I would LOVE to see a Madonna/Sienna smackdown. That would be WAAAAAAAY more interesting than a Kate Moss smackdown anyday.
Haha I would love to see Madge beat slutty down lol haha.
I am surprised that she agreed 2 work since Law is a part of the cast
Re: Lizilicious –
She's not in it. It was lightly "rumored" before Jude even signed on that she would be in it, but this was not substantiated in Variety or Entertainment News, who listed other actors that might possibly sign on, like Russell Crowe. I believe these sources over the "nothing" news that The Mirror spits out. Doubt Jude would have joined with her in it anyway.
This "news" is about 3 weeks old in UK..do keep up. !!!! And since it was first in The Sun ,it is probably tabloid junk. As for Mirror.. it is pile of steaming turd when it comes to facts. Though it was them who blew the lid on Kylie Minogue screwing married father of 2. !!
Adulterers suck. Time Getty got some flack along with Sienna Miller. Men get off so lightly Is screwing around some status symbol for men but not for females who are simply sluts. Hypocritical.
damn it. i was really excited for this movie. now…not so much. with her in it….the enjoyable factor goes down 99%
"We'd love to see a Madge vs. Slutty smack down!"
OMG - I'd pay to see that!! LOL
Just announced…Rachel McAdams is in the film…not Sienna…gee, wonder how the reliable, trustworthy, nothing-but-facts Mirror get this so wrong?