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Chavtastic!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Jordan

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Katie Price Jordan is a branding machine!

The industrious former glamour model just launched her new line of equestrian wear on Saturday.

We bet the snotty Brit horsey set can't wait to get their hands on Jordan's Juicy-esque velour track suits.

Screw the 'boring', classy Ralph Lauren-type getups!

If her line sells well, she should push for the honor to design the England equestrian team's 2012 team uniform.

Jordantastic!

[Image via WENN.]

24 comments to “Chavtastic!”



  1. 1

    fist



  2. 2

    will ik own je! faffie bitch



  3. 3

    looks like slut wear



  4. 4

    Is this another one of those Sarah Palin in college photos?

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    5

    :D fivee?

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    6

    I was FIve yeahh Baby! XD

    she's a bitch



  7. 7

    looks like the knock off juciy sweats they sell at like target.



  8. 8

    any decent rider would shoot themselves in the face before wearing any of that trash



  9. 9

    shes so pretty, but her track suits are lacking. wheres the creativity? can't you buy those…uh…anywhere?



  10. 10

    Does she ever change her clothes? Or change her facial expression? The picture of her on the catalog and the picture of her in real life look exactly the same…



  11. 11

    When competing at the Olympics and for most other stuff It's Great Britain not England Perez… please get it right. Wales, Scotland and N. Ireland have riders too.



  12. 12

    Below are a few lines from Obama's books, IN HIS WORDS!
    From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.' / 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.' / 'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.' / 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.' / 'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'
    ************'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'**************
    Hmmmm….a Muslim, a Bigot & a Racist…NO THANKS! McCain / Palin 2008! :-)



  13. 13

    Re: dingbat – Thank you!! I hate Jordon and I don't see the point in her trying to be a moneymaker because shes a glamour model and thats all she will ever be.



  14. 14

    She is one rich heffa!!!



  15. 15

    Ugh. I just love her.



  16. 16

    .
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    …And pigs will fly.



  17. 17

    i fucking love this money- hungry bitch.



  18. 18

    Doubt any self respecting horse lover would buy this revolting tacky shit. Show how "common" she is in the end.



  19. 19

    Without the implants this bitch would like like a 10 yr. old. Eat a sandwich lady! Gross!



  20. 20

    i was gonna go to see her coz it was near my house but i couldnt be botherd…



  21. 21

    Being a british rider - I have to say no one in Britian is going to buy the stuff she's designed and even my sister who is the queen of all horsey things that are pink hate her stuff or could buy exactly the same things for 70% less in a decent equestrian brand.



  22. 22

    Spice up her picture with a little ANUS and it's a ten.



  23. 23

    Im going to buy them and i dont even horse ride!



  24. 24

    HEY RALPH LAUREN EQUESTRIAN WEAR IS CLASSIC. I wouldn't be caught dead in VELOUR in my house let alone on my horse. Ralph Lauren is the best :)