Perez Hilton Has The Clap! Gossip Gangstar Releases Debut Song!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute
This is soooo exciting for us to finally be able to share with the world!
The Queen of All Media is living up to his self-appointed title by releasing our first-ever single, The Clap.
It's a silly song about silly boys - and it's super fun! Chessy. Campy. Fun! Fun! Fun!
We wrote the song for the soundtrack to Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild, which Perezzers appears in, and it plays over the film's closing credits.
Our good friend Lucian Piane composed the song and produced it and Perez wrote all the lyrics!
We have never written a song before and words can't describe how invigorating it was to create something from scratch that people seem to enjoy and we're very proud of. The Internets is very now, very ephemeral. But music is forever!
Thankfully, P-Nasty doesn't take himself too seriously. We're just having fun. And this song was so much fun!
He can make music, because he can!
And this isn't the end of Master P's foray into the musical world. Perezzz has been collaborating with some really cool peeps, so expect some other releases from the Queen of All Media very soon.
But, for now, check out The Clap below, and….
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
Jerry Reed just rolled over in his grave, SON! THIS BLOWS MONKEY BALLS!!!
The only way it could be worse is if it was a duet with Heidi Montag….. Stick to the gossip bud.
ssssooooo ggrrrooosssssss! He is back to his calling though. Didn't he go to NYU for drama? hahah
OH….MY…. A GOD!!! This is just sad and pathetic! That song is disgusting and oh lord have mercy… perez singing? is the world ending!? please… never again! omg and its on sale on itunes!!??!?!?!? can anyone record a song and sell it on itunes?!
YOu sound a bit like the guy from BareNakedLadys only worse…hahaha…its not bad but it aint good either…
OMG!! I loved it!!!!!!
omg !!!
haa haa i love it !!
video plz !!!!
i smell a remix feat.heid and spencer coming up soon
Re: *Addicted* – Well put.
i LOVE it!!!
haha its so catchy!
i cant stop listening to it!
and i can totally see you dancing around to it!
hes not making a music career you fucking idiots!
dont you see? if you could work with producers on silly music just because…wouldn't you do it!??!
and dont you see hes making fun of it, really? like at the end, when it gets all like digital and fake like all the songs we hear now?
perez, i really enjoyed it, thought it was great.
:)
Damn catchy song, Perez. You have to do a video for it. Please?
Yikes dude! oONT U JUDGE?
Like a dirty barenaked ladies song, m'dear. Very nice.
Perez that's just nasty. But I love it!!!
hahaha i love you perez
haha dirty.. but good!
Perez I love that song.. Way to go! Im serioulsy downloading it right now.. I love you!
OMG, Perez, what did you do to your hair? Okay, that is not cute. Not even a little. It looks like some weird toupee. Seriously. It does not match your eye brows. Gross. Shave it off and start over, honey. A wig will look better. Trust me.
stop saying he sounds like the barenaked ladies guy! he doesn't, not even close, and it's an insult.
Not as bad as i thought it would be! As long as I'm not thinking about lotion in YOUR crack, perez, then it's ok!
DEAR GOD
i dont know whats worse……
your clothing line or this song…….
Wow that's horrible. Please stick to blogging. I hope I never have to hear this piece of crap again. Nightmare.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE IT!
Good job Perez
You and Tina should Def record a duet!
damn Perez, do you get laid with those teeth?
Well, I listened to the whole — maybe I should say HOLE — thing. It is a bit bubble-gum… but cute, funny, and as I said I listened to the entire song. If it sucked at all I wouldn't have made it beyond the 3 second mark. Are you really familiar with all these ailments??? You sound "learned." HE HE.
MAY I BE YOUR "DO-WOP" girl???? Do-wop-wop… do-wop.
WAY TO GO AGAIN, P ~
genious! absolutely love it. thought it was hillarious.
you should have sold the song to Heidi…
Congrats!!! Its Cool & Fun. I Hear A Little Mika Influence There..
Perez, you're fucken GENIUS!
i heart you perez!
as soon as I read this I thought of Heidi Montag (but I like your song better because at least you realize you wont be winning any grammys for it)
Holy shit, My ears were just raped. Seriously, never ever ever EVER sing/write/produce or record another song ever again. It wasn't funny or cute, it was just annoying. It wasn't even one of those 'so bad it's good' type of songs.
Like seriously, I'd rather listen to Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson and Miley Cyrus sing "Hollaback Girl" for hours and hours on end then listen to you.
Now that I think about it, you have no right to ever make fun of Avril Ashlee or Miley ever again. at least they had enough sense to not right crap like this…
I'm not even going to listen to it. PEREZ STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW.
Not as mentally addictive as My Dick by Mickey Avalon, but worth the .99 cents to download.
This song is freaking fantastic. Congratulations!!
Loves it!
But don't go and sell out already, ok?
XOXOXO
not my taste but good job!
Perez….Sorry, didn't even listen/read it. Just saw your 'new'? hair style/color. I'm like…eeeh? First thought…'Hitler' hairdo. I'm sorry to say.
Oh god, this song NEEDS A VIDEO
Re: April** – I meant write. and i didn't mean to say link so many times. I turn into a valley girl when I'm tired.
As I sat here listening to this…it was as if all of the joy was sucked out of the world. Trickles of blood exited my ears as if I was hearing the lamentations of the damned echoing through my very soul… I wept, oh how I wept, for sweet death to overtake me. But death's sting was stayed as if by some cruel hand or twist of fate….
Lmao Amazing
hahahaha i love i wish i could put this on my page
no joke great job your a genius
Hahahahahahahaha! Love it!
The song is worse than horrible! Seriously you shouldn't be commenting on music, it's just another thing for you to suck at. It's scary that anyone saying they like this shit… very scary! just slam your head into a door, it's more fun! although to be fair it still sounds better than the jonas bros.
Perez,
I am a professional classical musician and I think this song is fan-freakin-tabulous. I want more!
why the fuck didnt you release this 5 months ago when it was actually spring break time
Me likie ! Silly boy!
Re: philliie – Good point! From now on when hilton criticizes other peoples music i'll just play this shit, also if you find this funny your probably the idiot who finds fart jokes and tom green funny.
OOOOOOOOOOOOO Perez…..I didn't think I could ever say this….but, but, but…..it's WORSE than Heidi Montag!!!!! You don't have a strong singing voice and the song beats are annoying.
Don't quit your day job hon. I know it's supposed to be a fun song…but really it's crap and I think that you secretly hope it's going to be this huge hit….lol
The only thing he has in his court are some funny lyrics….but that isn't enough to make a hit.
LOVE THIS SHIT!
definitly bought it
Re: chessie – OMG, That was EXACTLY what I was thinking!! xD
I really like it, Perez! I love how it's not all fake and edited like some singers *cough* Slutty Cyrus *cough*. It's totally fun and hilarious. It's great that you don't care what others think and are just trying to be yourself. You go, Perez!
wow..you can't sing at all..and yet you have a single on itunes…and people like me struggle and can sing
This sucks. You make Popozao sound like a hit!
I'm already obsessed with this song! I've listened to it twice and can't get the words out of my head! I going to iTunes now to put it on my Dad's credit card….Way to go, P-rez!!
OMG!!! I love this song, i was laughing the whole way through, and by the end i was singing along. I am definitly going to by it from iTunes for whenever i am having a bad day i will listen to it. Looking forward to more!!!
OMG, I love it! It's so pop-y.. It's cute!
If an ACTUAL celeb sang that song, and not just someone who writes crap about REAL singers and bands, you would tell them that it fucking sucks. So… it fucking sucks. You should stick to what you do best, bitch and gossip.
This is the kinda music they play to torture captured terrorists,Re: April** – good point.
omg. that was so wretched…I couldn't get through 30 seconds. holy shot Perez! WTF? That is an abomination. That is a disgrace to humanity. I would not be suprised if that song is not directly responsible for multiple suicides in this country. I want to kill myself. I want to die.
Oh crap. I listened to this song out of morbid curiosity and the music is so catchy that the entire package got stuck in my head. Damn you and your song too.
I LOVE IT! You should totally label this NSFW, because it's not lol. But I can't stop laughing. It's inappropriate AND fun, which is wonderfully awesome.
Hahahahaha!! I loooove this and you!
Congrats, P……………….
Gonna head to itunes and download!!!! What a fun-sounding song!!!!
WHAT THA FAAAACCKKK LMFAOOOO
you have outdone yourself perez
youre so fuckin weird lmfao omg
HAHAH PEREZ YOU EFFING ROCK!!! iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou.
perez…you're crazy! I got a laugh out of it- hope that's what you intended!!!
Haha, this song is so catchy xD
It's totally fantastic.
Honestly….. This is the worst thing I have ever heard. Your a joke. You would have been better off vomiting in your own mouth and then spitting it on a microphone. Seriously? Why dont you stick to what your good at…… oh yeah your not really good at anything other than talking smack about real celebrities. Forget Itunes…You will probably make more money trying to sell your own ass hair…
LOVES it!
so proud of you, dude!
That was so cute! Sort of really really really bad that it was really great! And you sound like you're having so much fun. I'm so proud of you!
"And this isn't the end of Master P's foray into the musical world. "
oh but I think it is…
That's REALLY CUTE Perez!! Love it!
Awwww, the clap. Brings back so many memories…
*sigh*
I'm lovin it P-Nasty
That is f-ing hilarious!
I LOVEEEEEEEEEE THIS SONG
ahahha cant wait to here more from you
ahahahahaha toooo jokes
LMAO hahahaha this is hilarious!
omfg i lovesit!
yay perez
make more!
i love it perez, your sound great, snappy beat , fun lyrics! im so proud of you!
ps you need to get this on verizon so i can make it my ringtone
whackkkkkkkkk
not bad for a first song, i had no idea well probably no one had any idea that you can sing!!! well done perez
OMG this song is mayjah Perez! ♥
Love the lyrics so much!!
When *WE* constantly refer to ourselves in third person, *WE* become extremely annoying, don't *WE*? You write very well–please do not start butchering language. Just sit at your desk and count your money. Cheers!
HOLY FUCK!
sorry, but you can't sing
why do people who are famous think they can sing? because they can't!!!!
Re: punky.penguin – He KNOWS he's being hypocritical- that's the erm, irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you perez but music its not for you!! i dont mean to sound mean but its really bad i dont like it but hey if it works for you do youre thang!!
hahaha that's great
go p-nast
Re: punky.penguin – also, you look kinda silly taking him so seriously and getting so upset about him (if he's that pathetic why bother?)
just saying 
Verrrrry nice. Classic. Is that you on the vocals? Ah how I envy…
This is not even funny, this is just shitty.
Fuck you perez, you suck.
HEY PEREZ, I LIKE SONG ITS HILARIOUS. YOU ROCK PEREZ CONGRATS.
Perez, you totally sound like a Broadway performer!!! I am impressed!
That's epic.
Makes me not want to do it now.=| Love it Perez!!!
you are so amazing.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
i love itttttt!!!