By Popular Demand!
Filed under: Personally Perez
We can't believe the overwhelming positive response we've gotten from our debut song, The Clap.
We had a lot of fun making it with our friend Lucian.
Perez wrote all the lyrics and a lot of you have been asking for a transcript. So, here it is below.
Oh, and if you haven't gotten yours yet, CLICK HERE to buy a copy of The Clap on iTunes today!
"the clap"
spring break
there are no rules
gonna do it
by the pool
get drunk
break a' dawn
this is how
I get it on
rub some lotion
on my back
massage it down
into my crack
the day is young
and I am hung
spring break is
so much fucking fun
but let me tell you kids
what my mom told me…
when you love someone
take it slow
don't let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he's not wrapped
you're ass is trapped
and you'll end up with the clap
CLAP
gonorrhea
smelly whores
on the shore
love to take it
on all fours
dirty sluts
in the club
wanna get their
coochies rubbed
when you're back
at motel 6
you're craving cock
must get its fix
gang bang
squeal and moan
porno stars
your daddy's home
but let me tell you kids
what Jesus says…
when you love someone
let it show
tell him that you're a trashy ho
if you got a sling
and that's your thing
that's how your priest got the clap
gonnorhea, chlamydia, herpes and scabies
I don't care if you've got crabs, I wanna have your babies
I'll be your dirty doctor, and I'll nurse you when you're sick
And when you're feeling better, I am gonna milk your dick
sperminate me
i'll be the next pregnant man
you'll see us on oprah
and we'll live happily ever after…
and then she'll marry us
and give us a free honeymoon to hawaii
because she's oprah
and that's what she does
but let me tell you kids
what Oprah says…
when you love someone
you will know
he'll give your face
that special glow
but when his love grows stale
call up Gayle
cause she doesn't have the clap
CLAP
gonorrhea
everybody follow along
let's go back to the start of the song
ready mom?
when you love someone
take it slow
don't let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he's not wrapped
you're ass is trapped
and you'll end up with the clap
CLAP
gonorrhea
[Image by Hannah Ross.]
Re: DALE – I totally agree with you, Dale. This site is alright to look at when boredom sets in and you're not really up to working your brain-it can be amusing. But, truthfully, I think Perez Hilton is a total douche and a hypocrite for many reasons. Mainly for ripping young actresses apart for trying to design, put out an album,etc., but he's doing the exact same thing…I think after this he can't say one word about the shitty songs Heidi Montag comes out with, because they are just as bad, maybe even worse…
Too flippin' funny!
love your song perez its so funny..
you look horrible!
and the song is really bad…
LOVES IT BABES!
very very stupid. Is this the same song that was in that pathetic movie, Another Gay Sequel?
HAHAHA! that songs hilarious!! i love it
well, it's obvious who's going to sweep the Grammys this year.
I hate myself for listening to this trite…
PEREZ you are God.
And i need your permission to play this song at my wedding… and you can be my maid of dishonor ?
LOVES IT! lol You are so talented, that is a great fun song…please consider doing an entire record, for sho!! Thanks for the good time!!!
The music is very catchy. The lyrics are terrible. And I am not talking about the content. I have no problem with "offensive" or "dirty" humor. The problem is that these are badly written. "Bussy-hole"? Seriously? A smarter person could have written much better, funnier lyrics that are actually clever and not just mindlessly "shocking." Cause, frankly, these lyrics aren't smart or funny. They're just childish.
OMG you need to put this on myspace so I can post it to all my friends!!!
best song EVER!!
Re-Tard-Ed
This is disgustig and so classy from you Perez.
gonorrhea !
i love it, made me laugh so hard. great lyrics!! lmao!!!
this shit is horrible. the humor isn't even intelligent. i think our perez may have a bit of an ego problem, kinda like gwenyth paltrow who he ALWAYS makes fun of. this just proves the problems with today's mass media doing stupid shit and people supporting them for it cause they're famous. that song is just a bunch of dirty words all versed into poetic form. embarassing to any real songwriter out there.
WOW LOL I'm confused , no I'm not. You lil MacNasty lololol
that is too funny!! im laughing so hard it hurts!
you need to sell the chrous to the condom companies
I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS SONG LMAO, its so weird
oh and some of those lyrics are wrong =]
hahah perez you have a really good voice and i love the song - just not the lyrics so much…but the composition and your style was fantastic. i'm impressed. super catchy =)
hahaha.
Hahaha, awesome. You have a surprisingly good voice.
Is this song just a joke, or what?
I've lost so much respect for perez if he thinks this is real by any means.
Gosh, Barack Obama must be thrilled to have your endorsement.
ooh
this is creative, but its pretty nasty.
You should be shot for that. Seriously.
I totally lost ALL respect for you Perez.
I like it! Wheres the video?! We need a video!
Did any of you guys realize this track is similar and/or taken from Escape Club's track titled, "Wild Wild West"?