Jessica Simpson Sucks, But We Knew That
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Time for a Red Carpet Suicide!
Jessica Simpson better hurry up and get pregnant or drive drunk or flash her vajayjay or at least go get lunch at The Ivy, because according to a scalding review of her concert in Canada on Thursday night, her "music career" is about as bright as Audrina Patridge.
Performing songs off her HOrrific new country album, Do You Know, to an audience who mostly earned their tickets through more than a few rounds of Black Jack, she paced the stage at the Colosseum at Caesars Windsor, delivering little stage presence and tedious commentary.
With her songs mostly unremarkable, she sang in "a voice that only occasionally found the right note" and even offered a cheesy plug when she advised women to run from an abusive relationship "in a pair of Jessica Simpson boots."
UGH.
She's got a long way to go before she's any country star because even in her home state of Texas she's known as "Yoko Romo."
[Image via WENN.]
When will she finally go away?! She can't sing, she certainly can not dance and she's not even half as attractive as her sister……..Did anyone catch her dancing to "These Boots Were Made for Walking"? OMG what a no-so-hot mess…My friends and I make fun of that all the time! LOL
Perez hates her because 1: She's prettier than him; and 2. She's Christian and all that encompasses. Sorry…but true it happens everywhere with that combination not just Jessica.
STOP BAD MOUTHING HER PEREZ, IT ONLY MAKES YOU look bad, (and stupid) because she has a TOP voice, strong and on key all the time - ALL singers go off key sometimes in a live setting due to the 'setting' -accoustics - usually because they can't hear themselves, but it happens to the best of them…and most of the forget a line or two now and then too why is it SO much worse when its Jessica? I refer you back to my other statements about her. JEALOUSY..plain and simple. She is SO nice & good there's nothing to hate…except that she's nice and good.
Re: Jazda88 – Ummm Jazda? Her name really is Patridge…
BURN!
Love Her. Poor Jessica!
she can always date a chick to help her career or lack of.
Folks, the only reason this bitch is still around is because of the way she looks, no other reason. If she weren't attractive she would NOT have a career, she's a horrible actress, a mediocre singer, and she can't even get her personal life together.
Please, no more singing Jessica, my ears are bleeding…….take your hair extensions and shove them in your mouth.
Perez you`re so mean! I`m disappointed|||
I don't believe for one minute that she was abused - she has to "prove" herself in Country and Country fans know fake when they see it. Her comment to "run away from an abusive relationship in a pair of Jessica Simpson boots" just proves what an absolute jerk she is. For some reason she thinks that Country fans wan't to hear all about her farts. She is the grossest celebrity ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!