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Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Check out these new line of bathing suits from Wholesome Wear!
How hot is this shiz??? We haven't seen anything this zexy since the 1800s, at least.
We totally need to get the "slimming" one in the far right!
That tranny is working the hell out of that swimwear!
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Posted: August 6, 2007 at 3:46 pm
HA! Their website is down! You killed it! Wooooohoo!
sooo funny! i thought it was for amish people
Anyone who gets offended because Perez and others finds this stuff funny needs to get the sand out of the vaginas and lighten up. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
at least the charwomen won't have to change their dress after work..
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! I am soooo gonna cover my daughter from head to toe I Love IT! lmaooooooo
PEREZ!!!!
You crashed their website !!!! ROTFLOL
hahahaha omg thats funy
whoever designed these IS or SHOULB BE on a sex offenders list somewhere. I'm ready to go Minority Report on anyone who's own guilt and repression makes them feel that women should be wearing drowning gear to the beach. Why don't people like that just castrate themselves and just let the rest of us decent folks live our lives in peace!
"The suit snaps between the legs for in water use and unsnaps for a modest out of water look."
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i agree with kate
Really conservative people at my church wear that sort of thing. Yeesh.
One step up from those Swimmable Burkas that came out recently…
OMG!!!!!!!!!! This is freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Perez I friggin Love you. You make my day with your funny ass comments. I Love how you said the Tranny is working the hell out of it. LOL!!!!!!!! Well we CUBANS do have awesome personality's. Oh and I saw you with your orange hair on the Lindsay Lohan Trainwreck show on VH1….Loved it.
Forgive me Father for I have sinned for making fun of these poor people! OH My GAWD! Never, Never, Never…I would slash my wrists if I had to wear that shit! Viva T&A!
lol, that is fantastic!
hahaha too funny. seriously dude, are you suppose to SWIM in that? how………… looks like it would get a bit heavy haha
Seriously- I LIVE in UTAH and those ARE Polygamist swimsuits- no joke! The women are also required to wear a dress if they want to wear jeans. So you see them with jeans under their dress. They also cant cut their hair- See photo. Polygamists, In Utah its like BIG LOVE everyday here!
Ok, I am Mormon and we do NOT wear swimsuits like these! We wear normal swimsuits just like everybody else. These are so stupid! Why even bother?
can i just say i am SO HAPPY to FINALLY see swimwear that isn't focused on our yucky bodies but instead brings attention to our faces and arms.
Bodies = YUCK
Faces = Jesus Love
can i just say i am SO HAPPY to FINALLY see swimwear that isn't focused on our yucky bodies but instead brings attention to our faces and arms.
Is that Jodie Sweetin on the left, Perez?!?!?!
I don't think it is real, went to the site and couldn't order one. BOO
Pentecostal Swimwear? Yes!
Is that Jodi Sweetin on the left, Perez?!?!?
WOW!!!!! what fun it is to tan your head calves and wrists!! Fucking hysterical!
Dude Perez u like totally shut down there website I can't view the swim stuff LMAOOOOOOO!!! U ROCK!
HA HA! And then these same people have the balls to demonize other cultures for things like Islamic dress….at least my headscarf is Gucci!!!
I love it!!! Fuck e'rybody else…
….does that potato sack come in yellow?!?!!?
pennies rule, LAH!
i think they all need it up the butt
WTF, bullish is this…………
A shark would think I was a purpoise in that suit. And attack me for committing such a violent fashion crime.
Umm…from what I know - these folks aren't participating in freakin' triathalons…I think it's just to protect them from the splash - not to do laps in. Don't be dumb - I think it's sweet.
I agree with #95… that was my first thought…. those things would sink your ass once wet…… must have been a man with women issues that came up with them
blaire from the facts of life is wearing one right now
Peeerfect for any mennonite
OMG lol
bretheren swimsuits much lol….dang the muslims did modest swimsuits better wit tha burquni !!
lol wow. If you're going to wear that, what's wrong with a t-shirt? they look really uncomfortable for being so "wholesome".
"#136 - giselle says: blaire from the facts of life is wearing one right now "
HAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S hilarious!!
ok, its wonderful that their modest but plz ppl wear a burqini its much bttr lookin
believe me lol
This is beyond lame!! I'll stick to my two piece & just keep fat people out of beaches. =] kk. thanks.
I saw these about 3 months ago, my friend at work showed them to me. HOW WEIRD!
this is sad.
What's the girl in the middle doing with that pink thing? Spinning wool??
I love religions that make women wear 'modesty' swimwear, but allow 13 year olds to get married to their 50 year old uncles.
This is by far the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen! How did you find this?
This is by far the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen! How did you find this?
Islam does it better !!! us hijabis are hot n it dosn't matter if we don't get sun were already tan lol!! like I hate to be rude(modestys great) but the patterns are kinda tacky n stuff
they look like swimsuits for the amish…. the last pic looks like a guy in drag…and what is the beyatch in the second pic doing?????
The company should rename these clothes Prison Wear.
this is like those muslim swimsuits …cept the muslim ones were bettr……I'd rather wear the muslim thing than this tacky thing……honestly modesty is cool n all but just try to stay modern …i mean wen u see bretherens or mennonites or mormans they look like friken pioneers …the muslim girls i no all look modern n wear name brand clothes n junk ….
OLD NEWS
finally! You know, there are these Jewish women that come to our local pool and they always take their kids there and of course also go into the water but they always wear some regular wornout clothes (skirt and oversized t-shirts) that look like crap. They should all have to wear these weird looking bathing suit!
I wonder if you can get one with "Mitt Romney in 2008"?
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY!!! Where in the hell do you find this shit at Perez???!!!
Where've you been? That was posted elsewhere months ago. Slow on the uptake??
FUCKING HILARIOUS!! "We haven't seen anything this zexy since the 1800's"
the first one reminds me of the chick ho was in fullhouse…not the olsen twins but the one hoo went nowhere…:P
What? No matching bonnet?
Is that a man on the right????
why are you posting about this? i'm confused… this line isn't new at all. i saw it at least 10 years ago after it was featured in some teen magazine (which was strange to begin with).
I wouldn't go to the beach if I had to wear that.
lmao! that is so hilarious!! Definately for the mormons, they aren't allowed to show their shoulders. lmao
why do some religions make modesty so lame lol …the bretheren n mormans that go to my school look like there from lil house on the prairie lol while the muslims n Jehovahs at my school all look cooler than me lol in there designer name brand clothes lol some religions need to update their ideas of modesty lol
thank god something to cover up fat ppl
You would think that a man like yourself Perez, who is so adamant about requiring others to be accepting of their lifestyle, would be accepting of the lifestyles of others.
I was looking for matching burkha's to complete the ensemble.
Finally a swimsuit that covers up.
OH…. DEAR….. GOD, This is the most mother fucking delicious thing I have ever seen!!!! It was soooo dreamy, I cummed a bit while laughing hysterically.
IT IS OLD NEWS. THE LINE ACTUALLY CAME FROM AN ARABIAN GIRL WHO LOVED TO SWIM, BUT THEIR BELIEF DENIES THEM FROM WEARING BATHING SUITS, SO THIS IS WHERE THIS NEW SUIT COMES IN!
can you imagine coming out of the ocean w/ that thing clinging to you dripping wet? how uncomfortable would that be? I can see wearing these out shopping, but for swimming? I hope they don't drown…
Some of u ppl are sooo closeminded, stop saying mormons, im from Utah, I was baptized mormon, (tho im not religious) and may i say i do not wear swim suits that look like THAT. I wear bikinis, even the religious mormons dont wear suits like that!
reminds me of the family on TLC with 16.. well now 17… kids!
You'd be surprised how many young girls will prefer this kind of swimwear as opposed to what you can find in the stores now. Not all young girls want to look like little whores and dress obscenely. What is wrong with being modest? Not all of us are Kathy Hilton or Dina Lohan and we don't want our daughters to grow up to be world famous sluts.
The mormons do NOT wear these. Fundamentalists Christians do. The polygamists in Utah are by and large Fundamentalist Christians and not off shot mormons and true LDS people do NOT practice polygamy nor would they be caught dead in these suits!
Although, as a slightly chubby gal I have always wanted a more extensive yet flattering suit and they are on the idea, but they just need to be cuter, less bulky and more flattering……………………….
By the way, it is better than the skany ho crap out there.
HA HA HA HA HA i can't stop laughing. I'm sure the hubby will want me to buy some of these for summer, he always says i don't cover up enough LOL NOT !! thats furny. Lurve ya Perez !!
$10.00 says its a company based in utah.
Amish or Nuns created these
If the swimwear is designed to accentuate the face and not the body why is there a "slimming" one?
I have the coulotte in purple. It's just for around the house. real comfy.
the girl on the left looks like that broad from 'andre' that seal movie
I clicked on the link and Googled their phone number — based in Oregon. Surprised me, since I assumed they're Mormon and based in Utah or Idaho. But still a butch of fuckwits. I was raised in this craziness and can just hear what the brainless twits are saying … "OHHHH YESSS, THIS IS JUST WHAT HEAVENLY FATHER WANTS … HE LOVES MODESTY AND CHASTITY IN WOMEN." Which is their way of saying the Mormons want all women to be dumbfucks.
Amish swimwear?
someone's going to drown
The one in the middle is Jinger Dugger. Free Jinger!
just to let the rest of the readers out there know its mainly marketed to pentecostal women. mormans were bathing suits. i am a recovering pentecostal man i know these things!
oh my fucking god!!!!???
well, at least the Amish have some new sexy swimwear.
love youu Perez!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
fuck this crap!!!! were just giving men the upper hand by ever wearing this! women have their rights and wats wrong with wearing a two piece in the summer wen its 95 degrees outside!! women are beautiful and we shouldnt hide our bodies just cause we're afraid to be calling "whores and sluts" and women shouldnt being calling eachother this cuz were saying its ok for men to call us this! so show ur beautiful bodies women and let this trend burn in hell where it belongs!! =)
O M G……mormon swimwear line
Anyone that buys this is crazy! Some advice: go to your kitchen, open the cabinet, and get a trashbag…for free. 1) You put 3 holes in the bag 2) You put your junk in the bag 3) You open up the bag… These are ugly and they look too hot and uncomfortable for the beach.
I've seen young girls wearing these at my kids swimming lessons! Poor kids! They really struggle with them! Maybe Mennonite.
Is this an Amish company or something?
I WANT ONE IN EVERY COLOR!! WORK THAT POTATO SACK!
Perez, Don’t make fun of other people’s religion or way of life. They are “wholesome” and should not be made fun of for a lifestyle that is much harder than most. It is easy to go half naked to the beach - I for one find it admirable that they really do stand for their beliefs and character.
WOW!!! Thats like so crazy, that would be so not comfortable to wear.
ROFLMAO—I thought that was a tranny too!! If they try to smim in that they will drown by the weight of the suit!
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oh crap! I think I had sex with that chick in the blue!
I'M CONFUSED..WAS THIS LINE DESIGNED BEFORE OR AFTER JESUS DIED? THAT IS MORE CLOTHES THAN ANYONE SHOULD BE WEARING ON THE BEACH. YOU'LL GET HEAT STROKE WEARING THOSE MONSTROSITIES!!! RELIGIOUS FANATICS HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THIS RIDICULOUS BEACHWEAR. IF THEY WANT TO LIVE LIKE IT'S BIBLE TIMES, THEN THEY SHOULD TAKE THEMSELVES AND THEIR FAMILIES AND MOVE TO JESUS' OLD NEIGHBORHOOD IN BETHLEHEM!