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This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
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How hot is this shiz??? We haven't seen anything this zexy since the 1800s, at least.
We totally need to get the "slimming" one in the far right!
That tranny is working the hell out of that swimwear!
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Posted: August 6, 2007 at 3:46 pm
perez.. estas loco jajajaja me matastes de la risa……….
PEOPLE STOP SAYING THAT THIS IS MORMON SWIM WEAR. IM MORMON AND WE DONT WEAR THINGS LIKE THIS. GOSH YOU PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT!!!!!
SHUT UP! Do people actually wear this stuff? What…Lemme guess, it comes from Utah right?
Ok…
So what I can't understand is why "religious" people defending these swimsuits are even on this website….
Remember, gossip is a sin and Jesus is watching so you better close this page right now before he notices…..
I have to laugh I take my kids to the pool a lot and there is a family with three girls that have these suits
Hey #5….im laughing my ass off because you are right it is the mormons. The are CRAZY cult people.
That could be the funniest thing I have seen in a while, gotlove them conservative Christians…
holy shit. just think, some poor girl will actually be forced to wear one of these over her chastity belt. it's actually really sad.
One Word
MORMONS
My husbands sister is a mormon and that is how she dresses.
That and moo moo loooong dresses
Gwen Stefani, for one, might be grateful. She has to cover up to perform in Malaysia, and now she can go swimming, too.
Dear everyone who thinks they understand Mormonism,
Please read "Under the Banner of Heaven." Even the so-called Mormons. Then you'll understand why you think these swimsuits (and comments) are funny, and maybe even have something intelligent to say about it all.
Amish swimwear? Actually, I rather like it. Makes a good statement and looks comfortable, keeps the sun away, and too many people should not be scantily clad these days. [And I'm tired of seeing "tramp stamps" everywhere I look, especially on the beach…]
i showed my friend this cause she belongs to the church of christ and she knows that site all to well cause she has to wear a suit simmaler on like church outing to the beach but when it juss her family her mom said she can break the rules a little with a one peice
HAHAHAH you are so hilarious. what nasty lil things.
If this was the other end of the spectrum the criticism and condescendence would be far less severe. We grant the unreprenting freedom to value nice ass, fetish sex, etc.. and label it ok and part of our rights. Yet on the other end it is a joke…something to mock. Other peoples beliefs and their definition of what may be sexy or whatever. I am libel and non religous and interested, but this is wrong…
If this was the other end of the spectrum the criticism and condescendence would be far less severe. We grant the unreprenting freedom to value nice ass, fetish sex, etc.. and label it ok and part of our rights. Yet on the other end it is a joke…something to mock. Other peoples beliefs and their definition of what may be sexy or whatever. I am libel and non religous and interested, but this is wrong… and ignorant
why the hell does that shit start at 65$!! all you need as leotard, pair of tights and a tablecloth!
Is that designed by mormons?
In all seriousness, I really agree with what they're doing. I can't even go to the beach any longer without seeing too much from 10-year-olds and their 45-year-old mothers. I mean, the swimwear we have now is just too much. My underwear covers more of my body than most bikinis do these days. However, I don't think this line is…uh, going to float. I think swimsuits of the 40s and 50s are good, but this stuff is way too extreme.
P.S. I think this company is run by Pentecostals. Note the uncut hair and the knee-length swimwear.
This isn't just a Mormon thing. I'm Mormon, and every girl in my church wears regular swimsuits, so these modest ones aren't really necessary. However, some people do want to maintain that kind of modesty. Also, not everyone is comfortable enough with their body to wear regular swimwear. Show some respect for those who want to cover up.
Yes! Finally some polygamist friendly swimwear!
This is not mormon wear. These people are in the sect called "Quiverfull". The Duggar family are in this bullshit cult. The women have as many babies as possible because they consider their children literally weapons against the immoral sinful world. Their children will go forth and procreate more weapons. They have political aspirations.
Quiver=Container for weapons such as spears. Quiverfull=Lots of weapons in the form of children.
Hey! Ugly transvestites need swimwear too!
Good in case the Amish want to go to the beach.
That weird family "The Duggars" (TLC Channel) advertise this on their family website. Those 17 kids don't even know that they're freaks.
they should try to sell that in afghanistan next
THE NERVE!!! It's ugly & expensive!
I can't think of anything more perfect to wear to the beach on a HOT SUMMER DAY! wtf?
who is this for, amish people?
if i wanted a dress like that and turn it into a bathingsuit all i would have to do is go to walmart
Wheres the berka section????? Do they have chasity belts in any of gthe suits? FREAKY!
NO FREAKIN WAY!! Is this targeted at the mormon/muslim community. This is the funniest shit. I am from australia and modesty dosen't exist here when you go to the beach. Guess they don't have a market in australia or brazil for that matter. Rock on Wholesome wear for a great laugh!!
this shit is great….if you want to DROWN!
Good grief, looks like Alec Baldwin in drag.
this HAS to be a joke..who would actually wear this??
LMAo…..Hooolayyyyy!!!!
I’m pretty sure that the "model" in the slimming swimmer is a man in a wig with padding !
its out of portland, or.. i'm from portland oh no!
This is not new.
is this like for Mormons or hardcore Christians?
i dated a Mormon boy - its true about the undies! haha their like boxer briefs but very long - like 2inches above the knee
ps. i love MORMONS! haha. i almost converted for one!
OH LORD.
thanks jesus for not
having clothes like
this anymore.
this shit is fucking
UGLY. i like hollister. :]
LOL..now thats the funniest thing youve posted in a while perez.
Them there are some sexy bitches!
I LOVE this site and the celeb info. However, this has nothing to do with celebrities. Celebrities put themselves out there for criticism, etc. You however, don't have the right to put down these people (Everyday people) for their beliefs and convictions. That is when it isn't right. They do NOT put themselves in the spotlight. You won't understand their convictions unless you share them but you should just let them have theirs without putting the spotlight on them.
and furthermore.. Calling them sexy B*tches is going extreme. 2 of those girls are just that GIRLS. It isn't fair to call a child a "B". No wonder kids have such complexes. I think it is good of these people to not show off their bodies like so many people do.
I actually saw some poor girl rocking one of these last weekend. She looked mournfully at the other little girls at the ice cream shop. She just wanted to be in some sluttly little Limited Too cheap shit bikini, but her mom totally wouldn't let her. Her mom probably made her get sugar free ice cream too. Poor thing.
this is swimwear for jews …lmao very sad
THIS IS WHY YOUNG GIRLS IN OUR COUNTRY ARE OVER WEIGHT! BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THIS THAT TELLS OUR YOUTH THAT ITS OK TO BE A FAT ASS! JUST WEAR THIS COOL SWIM WEAR THAT COVERS EVERYTHING! GROSS THEY SHOULD BE LINED UP & SHOT BY FAT GIRLS IN BIKINIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez!!! You gotta send one of these to Paris Hilton!!!
fuck yeah, love that shit. hate seeing size 2 moms at the pool and my fat ass hiding in cover ups getting all wet and gross. I just bought one. Thanks Perez for lookin' out for the fat chicks.
If its for the amish than how are they going to find it on the net?? And how are they going to shell out 60 bucks for it?
I want one in black with pink underlay to bring attention to my big amish man face.
ew…guess they're trying to help the fat ones.
TOOO FUNNY. Cant stop laughing
Love them!
this is the biggest joke i've ever seen.
Wouldn't that outer layer bunch, gather, and eventually drown you?
I thought the one on the right was the drummer from luscious jackson. good to know she's still working!
Soooo…. where the hell is the mens section? Shouldn't they be covering up their sexy bodys aswell??????????? Fucking religious extremist!
ugly!!! only you to like this!
Mormon bikini?
..is that John Travolta on the right? Seeexy
what the hey? Don't they know getting in the water w/ that much material is going to make the water seem very cold…………………….but it's a very sexy ensemble
IS THIS A FUCKEN JOKE!!!! THATS SHIT IS SO UGLY IT MAKE ME WANT TO TURN GAY OOHH WAIT I AM !!
It is only a matter of time before someone drowns in one of those things.
holy shit perez, you need to get yourself one of those!
this is awesome, fucking hilarious.
I came just by looking at these pictures.
Mormons don't wear these. But they do wear "garments" (their term) under their clothes. Many Mormons even where them while doing the nasty. If you want to see what they look like, google "Mormons garments". You'll see a picture of two people all in white. If you see an image of people wearing baker's caps and green aprons, that's what they wear in the temple.
Correction: Google "Mormon garments" (don't add an "s" to Mormons as I wrote above). You'll find the pics by doing a Google Image search. For more interesting information, check out the website that these pictures came from. It's written by an attorney who used to be Mormon.
thats so mean but so fuckin funny lol
Father John loves the girls to wear these outfits right before they mate with the other "fishes for Jesus"!!!!!!
Off days ladies? We are never THAT off!
The one on the left looks like Jodi Sweetin!
I'm sorry..but i think this is a ridiculous idea..its like advertising new THICKKKKK furr chinchilla coats to use for your trip to the Death Valley desert…
The only thing missing are the watertight burkas, a stainless steel chastity belt and stockings. We can throw in a leash for good measure as well. It's fucking 2007! Who on earth buys that CRAP???? AAAAARGH!
Pezzers, why dont your order one and wear one to show us the slimming effect of these wonderfuk garments, hee, hee. PS What a warthog on the far right hand side. Anyway, why so scare with pics of you lately and watcha upto!
oh my god ..
thatz damn hot !!!
oh my god !!!
XD
YES!
The “woman” on the right looks just like John Travolta in drag for Hairspray…. A new "SEPERATED AT BIRTH” picture is needed Perez!!
TOTALLY, DO IT PEREZ!!
I bet The Duggars love this shit. Long live THE DUGGARS!
At first glance I thought this was swimwear for the Amish, but then I realized, the Amish dress better than this. I can't believe this stuff will sell but you know it will and the poor soul whose mother forces her to wear it will need therapy for many decades to come.
I want to see wholesome wear for men…f*ck patriarchy
Is it just me or does the model for the 'slimming swimwear' remind you of John Travolta in Hairspray?!?!?!?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I've never seen anything so funny. Is this next summer's fasion in Moronland?
I'm Mennonite, and I would never, never, NEVER wear anything like this!!! Much too immodest—I mean, you can almost see their knees! hahahaha. Seriously though, some Mennonites, Mormons, or women from other strict religions might be forced to wear something like this, but don't lump us all together. There are so many variations in religious groups, and most of us are just normal people who wear normal clothing and swimwear.
How do you even find a website that lame???? Perez, you are the best! You've definitely made my day!!!!!
Menno Girl,
What do you mean "you're normal". Anyone who believes in god is not normal. Don't you know that there is no such thing. Religion is just a way of controlling people, you poor idiot.
You're a couple of years behind, Perez.
this has been around for a while….i stumbled across the website years ago
Is that John Travolta to the right?
OMG
terrible looks,terrible prices
only in america - fucked up
long live cool britania!
Old News!
This is sooooo funny! I am at work and got a good laugh! It's even more fuuny what perez wrote!!!! Hee! Hee!
you'll drown wearing those!!!
strange-ness….LOL
This is just what I am looking for for my trip to Vegas, subtle yet very sexy!
Oh my god, those are so hot! haha, can't wait to get one. I'll be sportin them for the rest of the summer!
The one in blue looks like John Travolta.
HELL YEAH! I'm jumping all over that shit. That is some sexy ass swimwear, and it will help in slimming my pudgy buttocks.
HAHAHAH and if you go to the lonk the prices on these things are life 70 bucks HAHAHAHA mormons