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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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424 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. yiela says – reply to this


    401

    so funny…a couple of coworkers sent the website to me….who would've thought?

  2. Jennifer says – reply to this


    402

    This is freaking hilarious!

  3. cassbunny says – reply to this


    403

    i would rather go to hell than wear shit like that for religious beliefs. god….live a little.

  4. Ems says – reply to this


    404

    Umm…is this swimwear for the Omish….?

  5. JJ says – reply to this


    405

    Wacko MORMONS no wonder 99.9% of Mormon Men are gay!( In the closet.Their CULT would NEVER want happiness!!!! Exmormon.org

  6. Lisa K says – reply to this


    406

    i laughed so hard i peed.

  7. allison says – reply to this


    407

    Ever try just a regular "one piece"? those things are just OVERBOARD.

  8. phoebe says – reply to this


    408

    only aliens and amish would be this shit!!! is CRAP for real……..

  9. Ana says – reply to this


    409

    what if a mormon girl wears that on a daily basis and not to go to the beach. Will someone else think she's half naked? hahahahahahahahaha XDDD

  10. Jess says – reply to this


    410

    WOW…… just fuking WOW

  11. anna says – reply to this


    411

    is that John Travolta in the Slimmer suit?

  12. Jenn says – reply to this


    412

    What the Hell!!!!!!! I would laugh my ass off if I saw this at the pool.

  13. JD says – reply to this


    413

    I had to look this up online. I'm a little freaked out. they all cost over $50 and the lime & black (vomit) smock is now back in stock???? that means it actually sold out! Hope to see these stylish outfits on South Beach. lol

  14. c says – reply to this


    414

    i saw that a few years ago

  15. katie says – reply to this


    415

    Wholesome my ass…. they just want some boy to get his hands all up under that. Just dont tell Preacher Dan ok!

  16. Corts says – reply to this


    416

    HAHAHA WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT??

  17. Dolphin says – reply to this


    417

    Dear Perez:

    I find this post to be absolutely unnecessary! This has nothing to do with celebrities. You are making fun of everyday people. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? We live in America. People can dress however they want. Don't show a pic of everyday people in this outfit. Your job is to show celebrities in this outfit.

    So, what happened to tolerance? Does it only apply to people who have drug addictions, "alternate lifestyles" and those who have slanted views to the left? YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE! I will never view this website again.

  18. Lesli says – reply to this


    418

    Oh my God, I laughed so hard at this stuff! Too friggen funny…

  19. Neely says – reply to this


    419

    Ha. I've come across these on a google search for 'swim wear' - funny stuff!

  20. amanda says – reply to this


    420

    i have one thing to say…

    SEXXX-AYYYY

  21. robin says – reply to this


    421

    reason #67 why i love perez…..there are some bizarre things in this world…especially the burlap sack modest swimwear.

  22. barbara says – reply to this


    422

    i was stuck in a fundamentalist christian household and was forced to wear something similar as a girl. In college I was forced to choose between my family and their beliefs or having my own life and choices. I chose my own life and after my escape from home and a period of being stalked, my family has not spoken to me since. While these suits are horrible and I must admit I have laughed at them myself now that I have been out of the fundamentalist abusive environment for a while I have to say that in looking at all of your comments about the skinny little jesus-loving bitches who are so self conscious they hind behind these baggy suits or how their hair or prudish-ness….stop and consider that some of these girls have no choice but to wear it. Some of them are *humiliated* and abused and cannot leave. Some of them have no way out and don't know any other life but that which has been presented to them. Not all of the girls on the beach or at the lake in those suits are happy to be wearing them. Some of us were dying inside and terrified to go out in public wearing that shit but our parents made us. We knew the rest of you were laughing and making jokes about us. For the first 19 years of my life I grew up knowing the public was staring at me. I may wear normal clothes now and look radically different (old acquaintances have not recognized me since I have changed) but I still can't shake the feeling that the public is staring and laughing at me because that is what I grew up with. It is devastating to a young girl's self-esteem and affects us even after we leave that environment. We're not stupid and while some of them may choose to wear that….some of us didn't. Don't add to the humiliation when most of these girls are not old enough to (or have the resources) escape it. Their parents make these choices. These suits and clothes are fucking awful and from our outside point of view it certainly can be funny…but from another point of view I don't think any of us should forget:

    It hurts to be abused.

  23. KayCee says – reply to this


    423

    Where's the boys swim wear? They can't show there bodies either! Thats not fair!

  24. Bejeebus says – reply to this


    424

    The woamn on the right looks like Jonh Travolta.

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