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Separated At Birth

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Left: Gollum. Right: John McCain at Friday night's presidential debate.

[Gollum image via WENN. McCain image via Getty Images.]

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  1. 101

    hahahahhah!



  2. 102

    Re: uraPIGperez
    Some black guy on 104.1 said that it was a tie, but neither one of them actually told us how to fix this banking problem, so it's clear that both are not Hilary or Bill.



  3. 103

    Perez - ask Hillary to come back. I'm voting for McCain because I trust him. You watched the debates - you know the truth. Obama is not who he says he is - it's coming out slowly, but now they are censoring the news in Mi! The "Truth Squad" Censoring? What about our right to free speech? …Perez…please…. Remember the story,
    First they came for the Jews
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Communists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the trade unionists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a trade unionist.
    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left
    to speak out for me.



  4. 104

    Obama is gonna tax the shit out of everyone and give it to people who are only gonna use it for buying crack and beer. Do the right thing and vote for the green party candidate Nader. McCain may be old and crusty but at least he isn't going to be iresponcable and give every one else's hard earned money to dead beats who need to find a real job. And at least McCain understands that its not just as easy as pulling the troops out of Iraq, he has actually served in the army and gotten shot unlike Obama.



  5. 105

    Bill Clinton wants McCain to win, it's plain. Therefore, I will vote for McCain. I love Bill and Hilary. She deserved the nomination.
    I will laugh my ass off when obama hussain loses.



  6. 106

    No matter what John McCain looks like, he suffered for 6 long hot
    years in a fuking box eating cockroaches. I don't hear him complaining about it either. Respect him, what if he was your father, husband or brother.



  7. 107

    obama,
    I want my hilary
    and I want her now.



  8. 108

    Re: AngelGangztaBitch – HILLARY!



  9. 109

    I OBJECT!
    GOLLUM IS WAY CUTER THAN MCCAIN!!!



  10. 110

    When are you gonna put up a side by side of Curious George and Obama and one of the Lady Dr. Ape from Planet of the Apes and Michelle Obama??? Just curious…even Saturday Nite Live made fun of Obama, but you only put up the Palin skit…biased much???



  11. 111

    oh wait, i just saw the Dr. Zira avatar…that is Exactly what I am talking about…a side by side of Dr. Zira and Michelle Obama…although I do believe Dr. Zira was far more tolerant than Radical, Nation of Islam Michelle.



  12. 112

    Re: uraPIGperez – Spin, Spin, spin… Read the papers and look at the polls this week. I think you'll see you are wrong about who won.
    McCain should have won this one head and shoulders above Obama and he didn't. People saw him for what he was, a desparate, angry, feeble-looking and unhealthy old man who only wants to be President, so he can say he did it before he dies. Then the job will be handed over to Palin, so the rest of us can be screwed over by this ultra-conservative Jesus freak. Sorry, but it's the truth. You can spin it all you want, but it doesn't make it true. It was a tie at best, but McCain did NOT win the debate on Friday night. Sorry.



  13. 113

    Re: uraPIGperez – Sorry 'UraPig', my comment was for
    Kristin123… Ooops!

  14. kjen says – reply to this


    114

    I thought McCain won. It's obvious McCain is a smart guy and has more experience than Obama. It seemed to me McCain held his cool where Obama clearly look irritated most of the time or became defensive. The "I have a bracelet too John" was pretty funny because Obama sounded like a first grader. I'm so convinced Obama is the wrong guy for the job. However, it's like a friend of mine said, she thinks Obama will win…the bible talks about the end times there will be a dark horse and dark times will fall upon us etc…so some people out there think Obama IS what the bible refers to as the "dark times" and thus the beginning of the end. Scary shit.



  15. 115

    you're way off on this one perez. obama is a better match for a seperated at birth with gollum than john mccain. when are we gonna see a degrading seperated at birth for obama? you're really starting to come off as a racist perez. not just on obama, but on a lot of things.
    *
    obama is such an advocate of welfare, perhaps because his mother was only 18 and unwed when she had him? i haven't read anything about her being on welfare, but what usually happens in those situations?
    *
    someone thinks obama had better posture? of course he did twit! he hasn't had both arms and a leg broken, and he didn't spend 5 years as a POW. and they think he spoke better? obama stutters and stammers, he's barely understandable - he's crap at speaking, anyone should be able to see that whether they support him or not. i am so sick of his smug, smirking face. he comes off as full of lies. not only that, he's anti-american, and seeing as his wife is racist, i'm going to bet that he is too. i still can't believe that bitch wrote an anti-white thesis paper saying she was discriminated against while she was attending friggin' PRINCETON. being at that college is a bigger privilege than most white kids will ever know, so what the hell is her problem? she says people looked at her differently - it's those jacked up teeth and your dog jaw michelle, not your skin color!



  16. 116

    fun real vid of him bein asked if it was true he called his wife the c word on u tube.
    ick: dat skanky wife o his.



  17. 117

    SuziQ [88] says: "…Most educated voters are not surfing Perez's site…"
    ———————————-
    Only an uneducated and unintelligent person would make such a foolish, unsupported statement.



  18. 118

    Obama should have selected Hillary as his VP. That would have cinched it for his chance at President. I still think he'll be our next President (hopefully) but I truly feel if he'd chosen Hillary, it would've been a landslide.



  19. 119

    TigerbitchyLilly [107] says: Some black guy on 104.1 said that it was a tie, but neither one of them actually told us how to fix this banking problem, so it's clear that both are not Hilary or Bill.
    :l
    Who said they were?
    :l
    When you refer to some "black" guy on the radio, rather than just referring to some "guy" on the radio, it shows that you are an ignorant racist. Whenever you bring race or gender into a conversation that does not apply to the topic, then you are full on arrogant, human trash.
    :l



  20. 120

    southgapassion [108] says: Perez - ask Hillary to come back. I'm voting for McCain because I trust him. You watched the debates - you know the truth. Obama is not who he says he is - it's coming out slowly, but now they are censoring the news in Mi! The "Truth Squad" Censoring? What about our right to free speech? …Perez…please…. Remember the story,
    First they came for the Jews
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Communists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the trade unionists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a trade unionist.
    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left
    to speak out for me.
    ————————————————-
    YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FUCKING CHRISTIAN CULT RADICALS THAT HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE REPUBLICANS IN POWER. YOU WOULD SUPPORT ANY BUFFOON THAT SLITHERED ALONG, JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE "GODLY" PARTY. THEY ARE SO SCAMMING YOU, BECAUSE IT IS NOT GODLY TO LIE AND STEAL. THAT IS WHY McCAIN IS PROMISING TO OVERTURN ROE V. WADE, TO KEEP YOU LEMMINGS SATISFIED, BUT ROE V. WADE HAS BEEN LAW FOR 35 YEARS, AND THE PUBLIC HAS NOT ASKED FOR IT TO BE CHALLENGED, SO FUCK YOU JOHN McCAIN, FOR USING THESE VULNERABLE CULTISTS TO KEEP YOUR CON ON.
    :l



  21. 121

    Moluver [117] says: Re: uraPIGperez – Spin, Spin, spin… Read the papers and look at the polls this week. I think you'll see you are wrong about who won. McCain should have won this one head and shoulders above Obama and he didn't. People saw him for what he was, a desparate, angry, feeble-looking and unhealthy old man who only wants to be President, so he can say he did it before he dies. Then the job will be handed over to Palin, so the rest of us can be screwed over by this ultra-conservative Jesus freak. Sorry, but it's the truth. You can spin it all you want, but it doesn't make it true.
    ……..It was a tie at best, but McCain did NOT win the debate on Friday night. Sorry.
    :l
    I NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT HE DID, so pay attention or shut the fuck up.
    :l



  22. 122

    Re: uraPIGperez
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    then eat her U FUKIN PIG…
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    SINCE GARBAGE IZ ALL U EAT
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    U FATT FUKHEAD
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    ALL BLACK PEOPLE
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    R RACIST..U FUKING IDIOT
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    I DON'T C U PICKING
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    ON THEM….OH, LET ME GUEZZ
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    U R A BLACK ………PIG………….MAKEZ SENZE….FUKER
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



  23. 123

    Perez, we obviously know you're a democrat.

    I can think of a twin Obama was separated at birth from…Osama bin Laden ring a bell???



  24. 124

    Oh yes please someone put something funny about Obama on here so that it can be fair right? If we tease McCain then we MUST tease obama also…boo hoo



  25. 125

    Re: EMILY_S

    Emily, please grow up…I know you saw this as a chance to bring out your Don Imus side….how original. funny how you can comment on someone's looks, but fail to put your real picture up…Zebulon?? Again, typical racist bullshit. I thought this was supposed to be a JOKE. Relax sweetie. I mean do you know McCain personally, or did you just get upset because a black woman called him fuck face? You must be one of the hookers he's been accused of sleeping with……take a pill em.



  26. 126

    Re: promccain
    Promccain: AGAIN another loser who wants to talk about looks with NO picture of themselves. Learn how to take a joke for what it is, and stop getting all disturbed about small things like this. WHO FUCKING CARES about looks?? has anyone noticed the state the WORLD is in. I wouldn't give a shit if the next president looked like a Frog….the point is who can save us?



  27. 127

    Re: Kristin123

    Um….Do you mean the change that's left after your boy McCain and Sarah simpleton fuck us out of all our money? Good luck with that bitches!!



  28. 128

    Re: TBAAAA

    um….ok. Go back to bed



  29. 129

    Re: grenade

    SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THESE FUCKS WHO CANT TAKE A JOKE TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE…..THIS IS DAM GOSSIP SITE THAT CRACKS ON EVERYONE….TAKE A BREATH



  30. 130

    Re: JembaBemba

    that's funny…you and Emily must be pillow talking.



  31. 131

    Re: Genghis Khan

    Oh, Im sorry is the same McCain who ran scared like a bitch and tried to postpone/even cancel the debate because he wasnt' "ready" So please believe he had some coaching too. you have to "listen real close" to know Obama doesn't know what he's talking about?? Please. Why would McCain care what shape this country's going to be in in 10 years? He'll be dead by then



  32. 132

    Re: southgapassion

    South GA? Nevermind. Leave the backwoods and get a clue….We are NOT in kansas anymore dorothy



  33. 133

    Re: State ziti

    How original…you bigots KILL me….funny. Nice pic…is that your mom? whoa curious George…bet it took you all morning to come up with that one…sad, pathetic little people. you dumbasses are SO BUSY looking at color youre actually missing the bigger picture here. BUSH fucked us with no vaseline and McCain is going to do the MCsame. So get ready bitches. Yeah…racism is funny. its right up there with the "how many soldiers have died in the war" joke…keep laughing. all the way to hell.



  34. 134

    Re: Belly of the Beast

    Nice speech there Belly of the Beast. Good for you and your Career..congrats. So when your company goes belly up because of how fucked the economy is, why don't you go ask your boy McCain if you can shack up with him and the missus. That is if there aren't any hookers already in your spot. you want more of the same? why don't you ask the thousands of mothers, wifes, children, etc who have lost loved ones in the war if they would like more of the same.



  35. 135

    Re: megz_1

    WTF? so.. because McCain got shot he's more qualified..Please with the crack and beer…ignorance must be pure bliss..While he's handing out money for crack and beer make sure you go get some to buy your Meth and Vodka. Dumbass…BTW…McCain got CAPTURED didn't he??



  36. 136

    Re: loribaby1

    Nation of Islam? you're a fucking idiot. ha ha curious george, planet of the apes?? once again SOOOO original. Bigots UNITE!!



  37. 137

    Re: punky.penguin

    Its's ignorant bitches like you……what usually happens when you have a baby at 18. believe it not asshole some people work…..coward.



  38. 138

    Re: ocbeachbabyxx7

    Good one…you come up with that all by yourself?



  39. 139

    Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl

    Boring……Black pig?? Your mom raised an asshole.

  40. jilly says – reply to this


    140

    Re: Belly of the Beast – Finally a comment from someone with a brain and not just following the liberal media…I actually would even rather see hillary in this, at least she is not so stutteringly scary with a lack of sense about anything…

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