Natalie Portman Sucked On This
Filed under: Oops! > Natalie Portman
Could this be one of the things that lead to them recently ending their relationship???
Full frontal nudie pics of Nat Port's ex-boyfriend, Devandra Banhart, have just hit the Webz.
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photos!
He's the one on the right in the first pic.
Thoughts????
Posted: September 27, 2008 at 8:17 pm
eeww. wat a tiny dick..maybe he's a grower, not a show-er
oh my gosh! it's so small!!!! both of them! I'm so glad I gave up white guys a long time ago — once you go black …..
Re: heidi_titus –
hahha…u never go back, that's the truth
looks average size. normal, nothing spectacular…probably more of a grower than a shower
Ummm, Prez, how do you know she sucked on that? How do you know they even had intercourse. People like you are so sexually twisted you just automatically assume because two people are dating they are having sex. That is not always true. More than likely they probably did, but there is also a distinct possibility they did not.
LOL at the people saying "its so small."
Drop the porn, Tabloids, or D&D…
go get fucked.
decent weins.
but their hair is gross.
h-a-i-r-c-u-t.
spell it.
do it.
lol
it's fucking stupid
Nothing much to write home about, huh?
I don't get why everyone thinks the hair is gross……shrugs. I'm 32 and I've never been with a man that wasn't natural like that…..I guess it's something you young people do….lol Guys I mean, not girls….overly hairy girls are gross.
Their size is average…….nothing to be ashamed of, but nothing to jump up and down about too…but it's too hard to tell when they are soft…..
Wow. How completely underwhelming. I'd break up with him for that too!
damn thats small ;
xD
OMG!
I think it is a beautiful picture and this should be the even more reason why n.p. would want to stay with him. i mean that just looks like a gorgeous piece of man meat to me. i want to frame it and hang it on my wall.
They both look normal to me, and if the one on the right was hard I bet that'd be something fun to hmm….. But first they both need to trim the downstairs like whoa.
why are dicks so ugly
get real ppl, he's not small. he's disgusting to look at, needs a trim in the worst way, but he's pretty well hung.
well it could be worse. it could be the guy on the left…….
and even still WHAT made these 2 MALES do these pics?
Ever hear of grooming!!! YUCK!!! And a bit small…esp the tall one… poor guy…
Hott.
Maybe he's a "grow"er & not a "show"er?
But he still looks like a smelly caveman.
can you say MANSCAPE ?
2 words….POQUITO PITO!!!!!!!!!
Re: Beautiful Vixen – HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BIG ONE????
Re: uraPIGperez – haha u r funny!!
Re: Beautiful Vixen – for me 7-8 IS small!!
yuck..not hot.
Gross poor pOOr Natalie Portman! My God he looks homeless!
OMG TOTAL SNAKE IN THE BUSH! THE OTTHER DUDE LOOKS LIKE A SWOLLEN CLIT NEXT TO HIM! No thank you!
Re: mileyissougly – Ooooooh, I know what you mean HONEY!
9,10 minimum!
ewww!
SOOOO HOT! both of them. There's this Illusion that people/Gays like other people/guys to be all "trimmed" and "shaved" (and to be fair… some people/gays do!) but ME?! I like my men all unkempt and hairy like!
normal weiners!
fuckin hotttttt
DAMN, I'M NOT EVEN THAT BIG HARD!
LUCKY FUCKS!
8======================D~~~
they need some serious manscaping!!
Re: heidi_titus – puhlease, I was with a black guy and he was 6 inches on the dot, and skinny as fuck, biggest let down ever, i'll stick with white!
haha what was she thinking? NASTY!
LOL! I thought this was a new super risque GEICO ad.
yuck, he probably smells bad, being mr. natural - she's going downhill in the man dept.
Ewwwwwwww!!!! That is just nasty! I can believe why she dumped him…Not only is he ugly but he's also a nasty perv!
Re: Genghis Khan – We know they had sex because all actresses are whores.
Ever heard of manscaping? Seriously no one likes hair in their mouth!
Re: bluejay – You obvisouly haven't seen too much cock! Alot of cocks are dark on shaft and light on the head.
Obvisouly half of you have never seen a cock. He is big for being flaccid.
Wow - that is a total man-gina! Ugh!
I'd do him.
oh man haha. i wonder what possessed him to take these shots. oh well. his music is great and he's not at all hard to look at. :]
but what's all this jewish/white talk? devendra is venezuelan!
and as for the peen… looks like he's hung. for it being soft, and all.
they need a haircut, too much hair……. everywhere!
Fuckin trim that shit.
Aww, little tiddlers
ewwwwwww everything about it is nasty! And why the hell do guys not shave completely down there?
Their hairy all over, their long hair is disgusting and the hair below is even worse. How could Portman sleep with him? she likes dirty old men?? ewwww
I couldn't believe George shot Brad Pitt in the face in Burn After Reading. Some jerk in the audience laughed. I called her a sicko.
small? yum!
Re: mileyissougly –
Yeah right…You probably need a 10 to feel anything since your vagina is so loose and big..I feel bad for the guys you screw!! LOL
EEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!! How gross!!! Makes me wanna puke.
Ew. Mutilated (cut) peeners.
I will have bad night mares tonight, after seeing that revolting thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I say "ewww" enough??!!
I don't get the whole shaving thing. It's what nature gave them, so keep it. The same with women! To go completely bare is unnatural! Why do women want to look like little school girls? They are women right? Maybe not…
NAAAAAAAA-SS-TIIIEEEEE
Re: Cutie – At least he's bigger than the other guy
NASTY!
So many of you mentioned shaving or trimming. Isn't that something gay men do? If he was with Natalie, then MAYBE he isn't gay. Normal women like men with hair, not a profuse amount, but hair in all the normal places. Otherwise men shaving their crotch is gross!!!
UMM…..EEW!?
MY EYES….THEY BURN :'(
BUT Y NATALIE PORTMAN?!?!
Yeah, okay, wax much"
Ummmm yea its almost 2009! What human being has a fukkn crotch bush anymore? He must be stuck livin' in the hippy 70's. TRIMM THAT SHIT YO!!!!!
Starlit Ha I so agree with you, about only half of these people have actually seen a cock, and I bet a half of those are male!
Yes a little trimming is good…for either male or female. I know myself, I like to change it up every once in a while. I don't see it as a courtesy thing either, i do it because it's interesting and my BF gets a kick out of it.
Anyway….what I really want to know is…wtf is going on in that second pic? That's a little scary huh?
lolol@the name of this post
No, I think it has more to do with his other ugly head….
Well that was interesting. I'm with the others they need some serious manscaping!
That guy with the knife should cut them both off and send them back for refunds!
wow!
someone needs to learn how to groom themselves!
That's an average size cock, not really big or small. Nothing wrong with it at all, so what's the big deal…?
At least Americans are circumcised, you should see some of the shrivelled up, ugly foreskins so many guys here in the UK have, it's fucking gross!
100% normal. WTF?
A little pube maintenance goes a long way. Clean it up boys!
yum! can't tell whether he's a shower or a grower. don't care
Re: mileyissougly – a bucket is nothing to proud of
HOTT
ummm razor??
Who the hell rocks that much pubic hair these days??? Girls and GUYS should be at the very least trimmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My desire to kiss Natalie Portman is now nonexistant… Vom.
Do he know that IT would look bigger if he trimmed up a little down there?
Church!
I'm still praying to God that she's still a virgin. She's too good for any of the guys she's dated.
eww…too harry ….
how do you know who sucked whom?
I don't think Devendra Banhart is concerned with making girls swoon by fitting into the stereotype of what society deems to be 'sexy'.
He's an artist, not a celebrity…and he's a babe in my eyes.
To each his/her own.
Thank you for posting these
I'd suck it too. I like the whole Charles Manson look he' got going.
Re: SophieJane – HAHAHA, I didn't know that about British men!!!
NOT BAD ! He seems Well hung !!
I think if girls have to shave their vajayjays, men should have to shave or at least trim their peens.
only a pure soul like that of devendras could shoot these pictures and get away with it. keep doin what you do dev.
These pictures are photoshopped. See the small pox scar on his rt side then left side?? WHy is he posing with another naked man with a knife??? odd!!!
Oh dear. Girls, girls, girls… & the many fun-loving boys
I’ll admit I haven’t been exposed to many in my time & have been committed for years, but if this is your ‘normal’ I’m profoundly sorry for you.
i. It wouldn’t hurt to groom chaps; sincerely, there are places to go to for that. Ask any self respecting girl!
ii. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you don’t… well then, open yourselves up to deprecation.
iii. It is always refreshing to come across people who accept themselves as they are (well almost, minus the mutilation i.e. Circumcision – although I suspect that was the parents, so not much you can do to help that.)
iv. For my part; I’m all for freedom of preference, this extends to whether or not a boy child would like to have his bits snipped at.
ew gah hairy balls, ick
barf
is it suppose to be that small? lol looks average whteverz
Needs a sack and crack wax!!
this is all kind of retarded.
i just want to know what the shots were for…
fun? that could be weird.
LOL at everyone that is saying its tiny. OBVIOUSLY you have never seen a real peen
come on! he's soft! hard, he's gotta be AT LEAST 8 inches…8 inches is NOT the average in males
& if you're saying you need at least 10 inches to satisfy you, then i agree with whoever said you need it that big because your vajayjay is so loose
& wide from all the rides!