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Jennifer Aniston Really Likes To Tan
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston
After her first tanning bed gave out, Jennifer Aniston has reportedly replaced it with not one but TWO new ones.
Just one is too much!
The romance-challenged actress is apparently so OCD about looking orange that she plunked down $34,000 for a new bed and a backup.
So how much is she gonna have to spend on the Botox to hide those future wrinkles?
Gross!
We wish Jenn would stop being so insecure!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: October 1, 2008 at 2:30 pm
…a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush…
Re: karencarpenter – if you know what I'm sayin'
It puts the lotion on or else it gets the hose.
awwuh i love jen.
but two tanning beds is ridiculous.
Team Angelina. Jenn is a whiny douche.
Ugh, she's going to look like a leather purse.
When are women going to accept their natural skin tones?
Maybe she'll stop being insecure when you stop bitching about her constantly.
i hate it when people use the term "OCD" to refer to someone being anal about something. OCD is an actual disorder, it's not a term that simply means someone likes to do something often. it just promotes ignorance about the actual disorder and the people who suffer from it.
If you want to get skin cancer and have to have your nose or half of your face removed, go for it. Tanning beds are almost as bad, if not worse, than direct natural sunlight.
Stupid stupid idiot. [:
ily perez
Poor Jennifer,
I wish she could find a decent relationship
with someone who would behave and
be nice to her…
Oh my gosh, she may
start E mailing me now…!
How the hell does he find this stuff out???
and we wish you would quit talking shit about jennifer aniston. why are you even posting stories from places like star magazine? yeah jen bought two tanning beds, jessica simpson and katie holmes have been pregnant multiple times, and brad and angelina are breaking up. you just want to find shit on her where there isn't any
are you fucking kidding me???? you wish she would stop being insecure???? that is great…this coming from the guy who posts about HIMSELF and all of the crappy things he has been on or where is name was mentioned (a name that isn't even real btw) and who also posts people wearing t-shirts, painting their faces and other such shit, with his name on it. talk about fucking insecure….you need to create a little army just for you. And also here is a question I have for you…do you even donate to any of these worthwhile causes you post about? I highly doubt it.
everyone knows u have to give ur skin a break. taning is ok in moderation. not every day.
Tanning is out of fashion and I don't think looking orange was ever *in* fashion I'll keep my perfect porcelain whiteness, thank you
maybe she'd have an easier time with her security if people like you stopped harping on her for no real reason.
Re: Fatso –
Haha perfect! I hate Mario aka Perez, he is so self loathing and all he does is steal other gossip site's information…Listen I don't really read his "shiteous" coverage, I look at the pictures! Any person that actually takes in his shit comments should be hung!
Um, there's a good possibility that when magazines are constantly saying that she's not over Brad, and other fat writer wannabes are saying she looks like a man, her insecurities are going to be there ..
No you don't! You do not wish well upon anyone but yourself and the girls you wish you could be.
You are so transparent and hypocritical. Casting judgement upon other peoples lives and looks as if yours are any better.
You used to be funny now you are just rude.
Who cares good let her get all wrinkley
Eeeewww thats terrible. Ladies Use Jergens Natural Glow for the Face, it's non comedogenic, wont break your skin out and gives your skin a healthy natural looking tan, and use Jergens Natural Glow Lotion too, no one would ever guess my tans from a lotion, it works wonders…The Sun will age you, give you wrinkles, and possible cancer.
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If you're really crafty there is a new injectable form of Melanin if you're not afraid of needles. I know it sounds crazy, but I know 2 guys using it and over a few months time it actually does work and no sun is needed!
As a fellow Tan o rexic myself 34 on a bed is pathetic this must be some shitty mid level bed no ergoline huh medicine ball face ?
Well said Aimee.
Mario Junior is too fucking stupid to work that one out.
Re: harrybalsac – ROFLMAO…
Re: harrybalsac – LOL. I just watched that last nght.
Poor Jen, not only does she fake-bake too much, but she is also a smoker. I dont know how she does it, cuz she still looks pretty good for 39. Im sure itll catch up w/ her soon enough.
fuck you perez…leave her alone…..bc you have so much to be confident about….maybe you should invest on a tanning bed and some jenny craig…
wow…. completely news worthy . thanks
ewwwwwww tanarexics are nasty and they usually smell, cause they don't like to shower after. mystic or not, seriously. SHOWER after TANNING DIRTY TANNERS!
jen is hot. always will be. to bad shes high maintenance though…hot as balls though…
perez….how do you know that she is insecure…bcuz she bought a tanning bed? Maybe she just likes to be tan. Would we be able to say that you are insecure because you are losing weight? You are quick to judge and slander….sad. Not all women need a man to fulfill their lives. We should applaud her. She is single not an alien. It happens!
OH PLEASE. TANNING DOES NOT MAKE YOU INSECURE
come on perez dam leave the poor girl alone!! i love jenn and it gets old that you always gotta talk smack on her
Of course my question is how do you actually KNOW this? A "source"?
Word.
I don't see anything wrong with tanning every once in awhile. I've never seen her looking orange. Having a healthy glow is much better than being pale. Yuck!
Forget the Botox…what about the skin cancer???
"We wish Jenn would stop being so insecure!!! "
maybe you could make a start by stop calling her MANiston
She's gonna get melonoma
leave her alone then if you want her to stop being 'so insecure'
It is too late anyway. She already has smoker face. Have you seen those lines around her mouth? Damn. It is a shame, she could be cute. The smoking is also a sign of weakness and insecurity.
Between the tanning and the smoking her skin's going to be in pretty bad shape. Prevention is the best skincare, Jen!
you guys are on here, just forced to read, then forced to participate, and you're hating on the one who's dishing this fun stuff out….ha ha! Perez, you are hysterical. I almost pee myself laughing about some of your commentary! I had to join in. Jennifer.. is well, boring as hell. Her career, movie choices… well, suck for the most part. And get over it Jen-fans, everyone has flaws, and she totally has a man-chin and "Maniston" fits perfectly. The fact she lives in So-Cal and has to sun-bed herself, and at age almost 40.. is gross!
um maybe someone should tell her that tanning beds are so incredibly bad for you.
they increase the possibility of getting skin cancer by like some redicuolous percentage.
im pretty sure she doesnt want to get massive melanomas, and die when shes like 40.
"We wish Jenn would stop being so insecure!!!"
^ LMFAO! This from YOU of all people Perez? Hahahhhahahaahahhhahahahahahaahhhahahahhaahahahahah! See, I really am LMFAO. Get a grip Porky.
considering she never ever looks orange or over tanned i'm doubting the veracity of the article. well that and the fact that t he article is in Star magazine, god, lol. she spends enough time in a bikini year ’round (and who wouldn't with a figure like hers!) i'm gonna say her tan is natural.
She spends $10k a month on skin treatments to counteract the leathery skin. Very vain. She looks good but hey, starving kids would have appreciated the $34k more. It's all for her benefit, no one stays with her. Sad.
She probably got a laydown and stand up so she can alternate, it's really not that weird, it's what most tanners do…
Hey Fuckstick,
Just to clue you in, tanning beds do not always make you orange, dumb shit. It depends on the lotion you use, so before you fucking say something about her & to all of these "fuckers" below me or above me! Get the facts straight. I tan all the fucking time & there is lotions that will make you orange for a little bit & then make you really dark. Oh & she is not insecure, just because you tan does not mean you are. Thats like, me saying, "I wish Perez would stop being insecure, because he dyes his fucking hair gayy ass colors." So how do you like that fucker!
SHE'S NOT BEING INSECURE- SHE JUST WANTS HER OWN FUCKING TANNING BED. IF I COULD AFFORD IT I'D HAVE ONE TOO:)
I've done professional spray tans for 2 years now - as a hobby and my work is damn good. why would any idiot celeb pay to get ripped off. Beds don't cost that much, plus people like me make house calls. Jeez.
JENNIFER WAS A NATURAL BEAUTY UNTIL SHE GOT OBSESSED WITH TANNING
AND PLASTIC SURGERY.IT BREAKS THERE SKIN DOWN MAKING THEM LOOK OLDER,THEN THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP DOING IT.
is this supposed to be news worthy or you are just picking on her?
Funny, we never hear you talking this way about your favorite little orange bitch Victoria Beckham!
Re: Aimee – Maybe he'd stop bitching about her constantly, when people stop bitching about Angelina!