Little Miss (Artificial) Sunshine
Filed under: Disney > Miley Cyrus
Talk about going too far!
Miley Cryus is looking like a hot mess lately.
Wednesday night, the Disney slut spent a little too much time in the tanning salon.
The 15 year-old took some time out of her busy schedule to get some well deserved time under the heating lamps to darken her skin and make herself look like someone she's not.
Oh, and did Cyrus have on some gloves on in the tanning booth.
Why the hell are her hands a different shade than her arms and face?
She's got different skin shades all over!
Cyrus also made it a point to show off her "promise" ring on her left hand, because everyone that goes tanning goes in with rings and jewelery on, right?
That ring likely came from her underwear model "friend" Justin Gaston, 20 years to her 15.
Justin better remember, if he sleeps with her before she's 18, he might be facing some jail time!
[Image via CAD/Fame Pictures.]
god. perez.
why do you pick on a freaking 15 year old?
just because she has a promise ring & because she got a fake tan?
wow.
low.. low.. low..
Perez, Stop overreacting and being biased. She's like any other teenager.
she looks hella nasty! slut! she needs some clean & clear oil absorbing sheets.
i'm not a big miley fan, but come on people let's us our heads! her arms are extended, putting them on a different photo plane; plus her hands are flat! therefore, she is creating a flat surface for camera flash to bounce off, which makes them appear much lighter in color!
Thats one bad tan line!!!
What 20 year old looks at a 15 year old?! Gross!!!!
This girl is butt-ugly. People are just now getting a set of balls to say so?
ohh you……
Perez, miley is great and gorgeous, stop being jealous of all these young girls!
how can a 15 year old child be a slut? poor kid
ah it seems the girl has been 15 yrs old for a long time…didnt she just turn 16 not too long ago?
ew
Wow…your calling a 15 year old kid a slut and Suri Cruise ugly? Perez, have you BEEN near a mirror lately? OMG! What is your freaking obsession with little girls? Yeah…calling children slutty and ugly is definitely crossing the line, and yeah, children of 15 and preschoolers are definitely children, last time I checked…I am not particularly fond of either of them but, damn…that is too much…and btw, you are not exactly a paragon of hotness yourself.
She is looking more and more like that british singer Amy whatshername!!!! Uglyness!!!!!! And what's with the different shades n her skin??? Girl, here in Florida the sun is free!!!! Come and get a good tan at no cost lolololololo!!!
Too late!
they already slept together
just refresh my mind:
WHY ARE WE PAYING ATTENTION TO HER AGAIN?
CANCLES!!!
She's gunna be the next Lindsay Lohan…next thing you no she gunna be doing crack and driving ma fast on the highway…
Re: Mario is a rat bag cunt –
…kind of like you sitting in front of your computer screen, wasting your time bitching about him. Unless you are Miley, then I understand.
Re: Hunny.Tanned – if you really think that we all do and that it's normal then i'm sorry to inform you you're a slut who's going to hell.. and i just can't understand how some people can really think that way.. you're sick
sincerely, a 16 year old
you're bogus perez
but i love you and you make me laugh
WHY DO YOU HATE MILERZZZ!??!!
Ewww, she looks gross!!!!
just sayin, but i'm pretty sure she's going to hawaii for her birthday in like november or something.
she's probably just getting a tan before so that she doesn't burn up crazily.
she has so much money from being a whore… she should fix her nasty scraggly teeth
i would take my pale skin anyday over any kind of tan, especailly hers. she is a moron. i don't see why anybody would let their kids listen to her. okay, go ahea and let your kids listen to some girl that makes out with one of her friends and then says "oh, we were sharing candy" and their were pics. sharing candy with your mouth? come on miley, nobody is as dumb as you are! why would you let your kid listen to somebody like that? her purity ring is a lie! she probably wears it because her parents make her! she looks drunk and high in this picture! i swear she is the biggest idiot in this country. she's even dumber than the president and that is pretty dumb. lol
lol perez you're such a hater
i really hate u for what u doing right now, bashing a 15 year old girl, why werent u bashing her when she was with the stupid wannabe beattle no talent jobros, and thas a purity ring, she wore one since 12
Leave her alone, Perez. Fucking hell. It's getting pathetic.
1) It's called her hand is at a different angle from her arm and the light will shine on it more because of that, hence the reason it's whiter.
2) Everyone takes bad photos occasionally.
luv u miley but the tan went soo wrong
Like my name says Slutty Cyrus is a ho
Great nickname Perez 
and my i do hope she develpes skin cancer soon or at least admits that she's on crack.
Re: sammysunshine – ummm your and idiot! LAUF!!! LOL AT YOUR FACE!!!! SLUTTY IS A HO. END OF STORY. dont go and defend the little bastard
:)
ew she's gross
she's oily and her teeth are totally fucked up
perez shut the fuck up
your just a low life sack of shit faffit with no life
rolemodel because despite all the bs, you held your head strong, proud to see her processing and getting some fans back and getting supprter,many her age wouldve given up, rock on girl
ewww…. she looks worst lol wat an idiot
omg omg omg omg omg omg omgomg SHE WENT FREAKIN TANNING!!!!!! lets all freak out now !
Holy shit, it's like her parents don't seem to care about her at all.
rock on miley, looking tan, lay off of her perez, u sicken me, calling a 15 year old a slut, need to stop what u doing, will get u nowhere
WOW, a celebrity that went tanning?! WHAT'S NEXT?! Perez getting a real story?! You're becoming less interesting than thedirty.com. NO JOKE.
ISN'T SHE A GLOWING BLOSSUM/!!!! WOOW VERY BEAUTIFUL *SARCASM*
yus i have the same jandals
so now tanning is slutty?
wow than i guess every teenager in america is slutty.
white girls look bad
like demi
who looks fucking 30 years old.
and thats a purity ring
hence, shes not a slut she cant be