Sure it’s a bummer to spend all night at a bar, get drunk and horny, and then come home to have your girlfriend thwart your advances…but it’s no reason to shoot yourself in the arm!
Damn, motherfucker – just jerk off!
A Fort Meyers man was so upset when his girlfriend gave him the classic “I’m too tired” line that he shot himself. When his girlfriend wasn’t impressed with his suave come-on, he proceeded to threaten her.
Ladies love that!
Determined to completely abandon his dignity, he then stumbled into the kitchen, where the oven jumped in front of him, causing him to trip and fall.
We’ll bet he was really happy to wake up in jail with no recollection of how he obtained that bloody hole in his arm, not to mention the hangover from hell.
He was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He’s being held on $100,000 bail.
Too bad he can’t be charged with being a complete moron.
[Image via WENN.]
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