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Brooke Hogan Looking Like A Trashy Ho Herself
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Brooke Hogan
Brooke Hogan looked a hot mess at the Bejeweled Swimwear show for Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami.
The show wins the award for most cringeworthy title.
It's been scientifically proven that the word "bejeweled" acts as a pheromone for any of the female Hogans.
So, of course Brooke was there, clothing-and-taste-challenged as usual.
A belly chain?
Really?
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: October 3, 2008 at 8:30 pm
omg - tragic - shes freakin DISGUSTING!
those boobs have to be real to look that BAD!
Sickkkyyyy
I thought the same thing! Where can you even buy belly chains anymore?
She looks five years younger than her mom
She's looking more like her fat momma every day.
Why doesnt she wear an undershirt
wtf?!
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TRANNY. I THINK HER MOTHER MIGHT EVEN HAVE A TOUCH
MORE CLASS THEN HER AND THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH!
she has the same problem that lauren conrad has…that gross mustache
what the hell is wrong with her? the girl has the potential to look decent and yet this is the path she chooses. she looks like her haggard old tramp of a mother
she kinda looks like Stephanie Pratt…you should do a Separated at Birth with those two….
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Ho-rific !!!
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Barf-o-licious
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Give that girl a stripper pole.
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She could be the starting linebacker for the Miami Dolphins.
it looks like all that sun she gets is finally kicking her ass!
Yeah, WTF to the belly chain? Weren't those popular in the 90's? I've noticed Mimoo wearing belly chains here lately too.
yea right shes hott, you people are jelous.
PS- the second pic, I thought it was her mom wearing the same outfit!!
She had a boob job but unfortunately it wasnt a good one..she is the female version of her daddy..sadly genetics have not been kind to her and she looks like a masculine fake bitch..take a good look at your mama Brooke and realize that you are on your way to looking even WORSE than she does! OMG
she really doesnt look "young and hot" …
Re: hipbonejohnson – miami…lolz
I think she's a pretty girl… and at least she's not boring!
shes only 20 but she looks way older, especially in the 2nd picture of her
She looks a hot mess.
Poor thing she looks like she is 45 — I thought that was her mom. All she needs to do is get sleep, stop tanning, mosturize, and work out and she can bounce back.
how old is she, she looks old, isnt she young???
Did you mean "fake" and write "fail". If you meant to write "fail", then what does it mean? I'm missing something.
Re: The Mary – I live down the road from her in Clearwater and have seen her around town several times. She is A LOT better looking in person. She doesn't photograph well.
Oh my gosh! Why is she so called "famous"
She hasn't done anything to deserve it.. wow
her dad is a wrestler, big whoop. Seriously, Brooke
get a job that you actually deserve!! And for the
Hogan family, stop acting like you guys are the shit
cause your no where near being the shit!!
Oh and Brooke, one more thing, cover up, no one
wants to see you that way. EWWWWWWW!!!
It looks like she swallowed the entire defensive line of the Miami Dolphins, Son! GULP!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
that bottom pic
lookz like her effen dad with gri clothez on
pukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Weezie – Brooke's boobs are fake. She used to be a A cup and looked like a square pan.
Did her and her mum wear the same clothes to an event or something?
I be given her a jizz beard too, just like I be given her mom.
omgomgomg.
what the shit is up with that second picture?
xD
Tacky Miami clothes aside, I think she is SO pretty with a GREAT body.
Shes a very beautiful woman, who threatens the skanks here leaving comments.
she gags me…she is giving everyone the stink eye
how old is she? they shouldn't be sagging that much already!!
ok, so i love brooke hogan and all but seriously she's beginning to look more and more like her mom as she gets older. like i used to think she was such a good girl and all but she's looking so trashy these days. it's a shame!
Hey she fixed the heavy handed drag queen make up. Maybe there is hope eventually she will fix the clothes?
What in the world would possess anyone to wear some tight ass black pants that give you a roll, a Pink sweater unbuttoned and a leopard bra with a belly chain? I think think the answer is a person who is trying hard to prove they are not a man… and she has failed.
for sure she could look pretty but her trashiness overcomes any possibility of us noticing
I think she looks fucking hot.
Perez why are you always hating on Brooke?
Re: lefty lady – holy shit me too!
I've been reading this site for about two years and this is the first post that ever make me laugh out loud
LOL!
ah well.. she can look gorgeous if the fake tan comes off, fake everything including the damaged hair… seriously damaged.
i dont think shes ugly. but theese are some bad pictures of her. i believe that if she makes herself natural again she can make it
people forget looks arent everything. imagine getting your picture taken watching tv, with six chins, a lazy eye and not prepared- how hot would you be ??
so dont be TOO harsh. but its ok to make fun of the fakeness.
you guys are just cruel and insecure
omg she's HER MOTHER! linda hogan, brooke hogan… ONE IN THE SAME
HER BOOBS LOOK GOOD.
I wouldn't do her,
shez old and kruzty
like botoxbiden, grozz…
fizh $4.00 a pound,
57 states
Someone needs some serious attention! I actually think it;s sad. I wonder if she is in therapy. If my mother was embarrassing me the way her mom does, dating a 19 year old, dressing like a hooker to visit her son in jail I would have issues too but dressing like that…is not the way to go
She's got saggy boobs from bad bras
i just DIED.
Re: piazzasbuttplug – nice
Re: EMILY_S –
She seriously needs to sue that dr of hers if those really are fake.
in the first picture her stomach looks kind of fake and no belly button
Um….first of all the she has a built in sequoia trunk which she believes is a "waist". WTF….seriously. The "boobs". Is that what they are…for real? For real?. I am serious. Somebody….please. Esplain.
She needs to lay off the tanning bed — she is looking WAY OLDER in some of her recent photos. Sometimes before I realize it's Brooke, I think it's her mom.
those are the SAGGIEST FAKE Boobs ever!!!
HOly shit she's soooo gross!
give her a year… she'll be working at HOoters
EPIC FAIL!!!!
Cameron Diaz with BOOBS!
Nothing better to do with your time or formal education I see, Perez. Your mother must be so proud…she raised a deviant.
Damn! She is so f'n ugly.. What is with that stupid fug expression she is always making(pic 2)? Does she even realize how ridiculous she looks? I bet she stinks. Yuck!!
she looks aged and she is only 19 I think!
Leave the Broad alone…she's semi-hot!
"A belly chain?
Really?"
LOL!
someone get this bitch a bra.
unh….
i *heart* her show…
but….
UNH….!
She needs to shave the stash a little better. And this isn't 1980… her outfit looks retarded.
why do u always pick on the same celbrities over and over and love the same ones. If you want to expand your "line" stop always LOVING everything madonna does and hating everything Miley, Jennifer Aniston and Brooke Hogan does. Sometimes you just go to far and you post on brookes mom getting a speeding ticket and equaling it to making someone a vegetable is terrible. If thats the case, then your mom and sister are pig nosed fat asses too. I mean, if you are, then they have to be too.
icky.
she needs to get a better boob job and hire a (new?) stylist. she's looking like a haggard, middle-aged stripper….. which is pretty sad for a 20 year old.
Belly chain?! Who even sells belly chains anymore? Did Linda buy that at some boardwalk shop in the 90's?
She looks old and tired…and the outfit? dont get me started
Brooke hunnie you're such a mess! Don't you look at yourself in the mirror? When are you going to get it through your head that you are no Britney Spears. Quit trying already. You've cost your parents thousands and thousands of dollars trying to get a career going and you even forced them into that Reality show (which was so fake) and now they're divorced..Not to mention your brother is sitting in the slammer and yet you still have your own show now. When do you Hogans stop?? Your family would of been better staying in Clearwater, but you and your mother craved that spotlight. Let this singing career go and get in college, do something positive with yourself instead of spending your father's cash. Take a look at the mess of your family!!! Seriously!!!
Brooke Hogan is a MESS! I have one word to describe the entire Hogan family…TRAILOR!!! It's like they are all stuck in 1988 or something…in a single-wide!
If you're going to call someone trailer trash you might want to actually spell it correctly.
I don't understand what she has done to her face to make herself look nearly as old as her Mother. If you didn't know they were mother and daughter, you would think they were sisters. Its disturbing. And it can't simply be sun damage because I grew up on the beach and I didn't end up looking like that.
I hate to admit this, but i personally think she's pretty hot. I don't like her, i just think she's hot. But that second picture is horrendous.
oh well certainly she's the only celeb to get fake parts and hair color. Omg Perez, you dope.
second pic she looks just like her mother, i had to do a double take.
What an ugly slut. I hate it when fucking ugly girls try too hard to look hot or cute. This bitch needs to be locked up with her brother. And they should never be let out. Throw away the fucking key please!
Damn she looks like she is 35 not 20!
lookin like a broke porn star
Its cool that she is confident with her body, but this is too sluty.
when u got no talent u work wid whatcha got:
fake jugs
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhaaaaa!!!! your soo funny!
eww she is not fit for TV/press of any kind what so ever, the only thing famous about that girl was her Daddys sperm and that was a long time ago!
Even LESSER horses have been RIDDEN…
Fashion week in Miami …LOL
SO DISGUSTING.. it is so sad that her fucked up brother is getting out soon after what he's done. I still feel so bad for that friend and his family.
Hey Brooke,
the bag lady called
and she wants her
outfit back!
i dont know about 'hot' mess
I guess she's going for the popular STRIPPER look! She looks nasty…..
She is a scary f-ckin' beast….yikes
BTW - It's phermone….no o
Really? Do you think she left her house (hte one daddy pays for) thinking "damn, I look hot!"?? A belly chain? How 90's of you. And if you are gonna walk around with sisters that big, you need to support them or they will be lying on your feet in 10 years. I think the clothing I wear to bed is far more fashionable than this wreck.
Is it me or does she look a lot like Spencer's (hIlls) sister?
I can't believe how old she looks! I can't tell the difference between her or her cougar mother.
I'm normally not a mean person,but Brooke Hogan get's uglier and uglier with each picture I see of her.
For starters,she is in dire need of a makeover!
She needs to button up that pink cardigan,and dress more like a lady,instead of a streetwalker.
Also,she needs to lose some weight,and dye her hair brown.
And with a belly like that,she has no business wearing a
belly chain!
She's got that "rode hard and put away wet" look about her. She looks older than her mother!
I cannot believe the level of bad taste! I mean she really needs a stylist really bad. Look at that cheap clothes and really bad hair. She does have the potential to look fabulous, she is pretty, tall and is not fat, so wtf! She does look identical to her mom, is like incredible! But she can be all what her mother is not if she just try! Please Brooke look for Rachel Zoe for a little help!!!
She's not ugly; just unfortunate. She needs a good stylist and manager.
omg its sooo sad…shes looking more like her nasty ass mother everday! i feel really sorry for her N-A-S-T-Y!
damn this girl looks so freaking old
Bad genes I guess