Brooke Hogan Looking Like A Trashy Ho Herself
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Brooke Hogan looked a hot mess at the Bejeweled Swimwear show for Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami.
The show wins the award for most cringeworthy title.
It's been scientifically proven that the word "bejeweled" acts as a pheromone for any of the female Hogans.
So, of course Brooke was there, clothing-and-taste-challenged as usual.
A belly chain?
Really?
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: October 3, 2008 at 8:30 pm
that belly chain had to be atleast several yards long to go all the way around her thick fat gut. And Perez, along with the word "fail" you should have also written "FAKE," or "SILICONE," and pointed the arrow straight to her tits.
DAMN…she is a A.I.L.T.F..Amazon I'd Love To F****
why does everyone pick this girl apart all the time?
atleast shes not a slutty whore like most of the celebs that are featured here.
So that's who wears those trashy belly chains!
Figures!
is it me or does she look 35??????????
Re: Genghis Khan –
I have seen her before in LA, i live in Cali, and i was thisclose to her on Robertson, and even talked to her for a couple of minutes, and while she seemed nice enough, i did not find her pretty @ all. Neither did my brother, or male cousins. she is quite large for a girl, she towered over me, and outweighed me by a good 45 plus lbs. I know she is tall, but trust me, here in La La Land, there are many girls just as tall as BH, but they are slim/slender and look great. Her face up close is very hard and mannish looking and not soft or feminine @ all. She had ton of makeup on, and is just not pretty. I know her boobs were huge, but her in LA, that is not unusual, they most likely were fake from the way they stuck straight out at the time. I dont know who you are seeing when you see her in Clearwater, but i can tell you from personal experience, she looks just like she does in pics and is not overly pretty and is built waaaaay 2 big for a "woman." And you cant say it was an "off"day, considering she was in full face makeup, and looked like she was hoping an praying the constant paparazzi nuisance would take her pic; they weren't, they were actually taking pics of REAL celebs.
Her mothers gone from being in her future to being in her face…that apple didn't go very far.
She's a pretty girl, but is not dressed appropriately. I'd say her boobs are real - sad thing is that people have forgotten what real boobs look like.
Lol! Brooke Hogan looks like her daddy with saggy tits!
Re: Ricdan – ricdan, im not threatened by brooke hogan, and i highly doubt most women are, (unless they secretly want to be big and large like a football player) i just dont think she is pretty, most people dont think she is pretty, it is an opinion, deal with it. i was not lying when i said she looks like a man up close, and unlike you i know from experience. you must like stripper trash with fake breasts judging by your classless avatar. you are exactly the kind of loser small weenied scum brooke hogan types attract. because trust me, no successful self respecting MAN, would be caught dead with her. SHe will never attract the likes of men like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Paul Walker, the late JFK Jr, Prince William, college educated handsome old family monied hotties, successful bankers and entrepreneurs, etc. these men wouldn't given her the time of day. They actually want classy women that look like women, and are not bigger and weigh more than they do. The only men she can get are trailer trash beer gutted horn dog scums unemployed sleez balls like you. and as far as "skanks" go, uuummmm, that would be brooke hogan. She was dressed like one the times ive seen her, seems to me nothing has changed.
Re: TORTEZ – her boobs are real??–well atleast she has got YOU fooled. if you look at pics of her from mid-2007 she was flat as a board, then magically overnight her boobs "grew." perez should do a side-by-side taken just a couple weeks apart. besides, someone told me her OWN mother said she was lying when she lied & told Howard stern her boobs were real. her own mom said she, brooke, did not have real boobs.
Saggy boobs with big blue veins popping out — And she is looking more like her heinous madre every day — Can't sing, can't act … JUST GET A DAMN JOB ALREADY!
i thot the bottom one was her mom wearing the same thing! then i read the bottom and it said it was her. god
Man girls like these are soooooooooooooooooo common lookin im not dissin on white girls but Brook Hogan is the mosst common looking chick out there now real beauties are like Vanessa Hudgens or Jessica Alba
Adriana Lima or Kim kardashian.
in aussie 99% of chix look like her with their makeup caked up brunnet versionor blonde.Either way these chix r just No
Re: clairelb –
+1
eeew i think she got her boobs from the same doc as her mom
Like mother, like daughter.
this poor girl needs a stylist. she needs to be talked into an actual hair color. let the hogan blond crap go. its your dads idea, k? we know that and wont forget it. she needs to get a different hair style than the one her mother has. break away brooke. be yourself. this look isnt working for you. so show us who you are now, we know who terry and linda wanted us to think you were, now lets see you for real.
So, this was some kind of a White Trash Fashion Festival or something? LOL.
What happens to Paris Hilton if eats.
LOL. I thought the bottom photo was of her mother.
A belly chain? those weren't even cool when they were in like 10 years ago!
gahh nooo.
she needs to stop tanning,seriously! thats why she looks so old. I hope she knows its just as bad as tanning in the sun. I don't see the attraction to wanting to be orange. eek. BROOKE YOU CAN STILL GET SKIN CANCER.
she needs a stylist as well, shes a pretty girl, she just needs direction.
I wish she stopped dressing like a fucking streetwalker.
Ok how old is this girl? 20? WHY does she look like she's 47 years old? She looks older than her mom and her boobs are gross…….blehhh!
I cannot believe how bad she is aging. She looks like her ugly lump mother already. I am almost twice her age and my body looks a hell of a lot better. She is an idiot too. When Britney Spears was at her lowest she was still prettier than HOgan would ever be.
it took me a while to realize that bottom picture was of brooke… i thought linda had worn the same outfit!
Re: La vida loca – Yes another comment by a bitter, fat, hideous woman. Glad to make you have something important in your lowlife day to do.
nice mustache!!! geez you would think with money you could look better than white trash, but I guess money dont buy class! she looks more like her tranny mother everyday! who the hell does brooke's makeup? gotta be her mother or a clown. She looks way better natural, not all the makeup, tranny clothes and fake boobs. god she totally wants to just like Linda! Brooke looked sooooo much better when the Hogans know best show first debuted when she was like 16! you would think hulk would tell her this!!!!!!!
she looks just like her mother
NOT A GOOD THING HUNNY
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Re: Ricdan – Ha, you wish. oh poor baby, i must have struck a nerve with the small pee pee comment. I am anything but those things, trust. so deal, i am your typical southern Cali non blond girl, but no fake blond hair, i am very slim and not ugly. and i most likely would not give you the time of day. However, i think you would want my attention, but judging by your caveman like tasteless avatar, you would never get it and have no chance. you have no idea what i look like, and i am not ANY of those things. sorry to burst your bubble.
In all fairness, i have no idea what you are like either. You could look like Paul Walker for all i know. Who i have also met btw, and is one of the nicest sweetest most down to earth & easily the handsomest MAN i have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
Re: La vida loca –
A typical non-blond would know you never start a sentence with "and". Get over yourself. Sounds like your trying to convince yourself your "not any of those things" the way you keep repeating. Why get so defensive if it isnt true? You dont even know any of these people irl, no need to start describing yourself. Nobody here gives a shit.
Re: La vida loca – Hahahaha! I love your story. She-Hulk is huge. I saw some pics of BH posing with Fergie from the BEP and Brooker towered over her. Brooke also seems to have a huge head…
I honestly don't thnk she looks THAT bad. IT's just her style, I personaly wouldn't leave the house like that, but hey, she's a celebrity!
She is so low class….nothing more than white trash with money.
why does she have mom boobs/face already? she is the most annoying thing on the planet, and she has no neck…and lose the hot pink you douche
I think what ruined her look was the wrong size bra. She seems to have "normal" boobs, but they look all saggy because of the bra. And she's sooo not fat. She's not a tiny petite girl because she doesn't have those genes. But she looks really fit! (muscular fit)
I feel bad 4 her…I think she is crying out 4 help = (
omg eww. her boobs are so nasty!
shes STUPID, but shes HOT
Re: La vida loca – LOL…..good to see someone on here does have a brain and a sense of humor.
I'd fuck her, wearing 3 condoms. You never know what might eat through the first two.
I dont know what you got against her but I would fuck that stuff strait up bigtime
my gym teacher, Mr. Church, tells all the girls in my gym class at school on a regular basis that when we do weights, to be very careful not to overdo it, because if we do them too much, we could all wind up looking like Brooke Hogan. I just thought that was kind of funny since she gets ragged on so so so much for being on the big side. Of course he and some of the boys in class also said we would need a healthy dose of steroids to achiever her rather large/big look. personally it is a look i do not want. i'm not trying to be mean, but do you think she maybe has taken steroids in the past and that is why she is so muscular and beefy? As a female, she can't naturally be that big can she?
how old is she????
jeezum.
i'm pretty sure she's like 20.
ugh. fakeeee
Usually, you see that look…that face…on people who were raised white trash and then came into money later. They can't quite get rid of the trailer trash look even when they try. But how can people be RAISED rich and still look like complete trailer trash? She does NOT look like a girl who was raised rich. She looks like a girl who was raised in a trailer park with drunks for parents who then won the lottery or something.
She looks 75
She's what, 20???
She looks like 40 or somethin'
Poor girl.
Ugly.
I'd bang her.
Brooke Hogan may be countrified white trash, but for some reason I find that incredibly hot. That is SEXY and I would love to do shots out of her belly button.
She looks so old!
Ugh.. she looks exactly like her mom in the 2nd picture.
Oh gosh…
i think shes rreally pretty & her boobs look fine. shes just gotta fix herself up.
kinda young for such saggy bags huh.
course they done been milked fer many a year…
That "jeweled" belt must be made of elastic to fit around her fat gut. This untalented twat needs to disappear for good.
why doesn't she leave her boobs hanging out? they are halfway out already. so gross..how much class?