Posh Gets Pooped On

If you’re like the rest of us, bird droppings on your face are gross and annoying.

If you’re superstitious, bird droppings on your face are a sign of good luck.

And if you’re the Beckhams, bird droppings on your face are the key to clear skin.

Fabulous!

Apparently, on a recent trip to Japan, Poshy was admiring the locals’ clear pristine skin, and when she discovered that their secret was a facial paste made of nightingale poop, well gosh-darnit, she just had to have it!

So, Her Royal Fierceness and hubby Becks have been forking over about $200 for Geisha facials.

That sounds like porn.

Hey, whatever works – cause girlfriend’s skin has been positively glowing!

Poo on her!

[Image via WENN.]