Bristol's Babydaddy Is A Real Catch!
Filed under: Politik > Sarah Palin
Bristol Palin sure picked a winner in sperminator and fiance Levi Johnston!
In a rare interview with the Associate Press, Johnston confides that he and Bristol had planned to marry long before the Veep candidate's daughter revealed her pregnancy. He does admit, however, that the pregnancy came as a surprise.
Really? A surprise? Like, oh you didn't know you weren't wearing a condom when you guys had sex? You didn't know that sex made babies?
Oh wait, he probably doesn't know what condoms are!
The ex-high school hockey player is apparently a Wasilla, Alaska, heartthrob who loves to go out fishing and hunting, bagging bears, sheep, elk, and caribou. He drives a pickup truck and is dropping out of high school to become an electrician.
Sounds like he is on the right path to becoming a Maury Show babydaddy!
In a romantic gesture, when Johnston lost a promise ring given to him by Bristol, he just had her name tattooed on his finger instead.
Maybe he could go hunting with Casey Aldridge, just like Johnston plans on taking his future son hunting. Although, he revealed the sex of the baby, he refused to comment on baby names.
We're sure the list includes names like Billy or Bobby.
But, you know what really makes this fellow a total catch????
Even though he was invited on the Republican campaign and has been highly visible alongside baby mama Bristol and her mother Sarah Palin, Johnston will not be voting this year.
He missed the deadline to register to vote!!!
We're relieved.
Re: JMinFL – Yeah, I saw the same opEd piece on CNN. You're so busy copy-pasting that you failed to read the material or get the irony. For instance: Obama voting for Bush's budget 19 whole times!!!… as opposed to Mccain's ninety (90) times.
And Obama spoke in favor of including abstinence education along with education about being responsible with sexual activity (read: he's not promoting sex for school kids, like McPalin would have people believe).
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Irony is lost on idiots like you, JMinFL
Hot? Heartthrob? I don't see how you can put those two words beside his name.
Gee, Perez Hilton, I guess he should have gotten some career guidance and advice from you, huh? Stay in school and become a flaming gossip-monger whose only goal in life is to make the world a better place for everyone! You are a GREAT choice for criticizing someone! (psst… look in the mirror sometimes!)
Re: JMinFL – what's your point
The funny part is….you don't get the point I was making. But you are very quick to call ignorance. I would explain what I was trying to say by this….but for you to be so quick as to call someone an idiot before asking what I was getting at….I don't waste my time with people like you. Just for the record….I wasn't trying to BASH Obama.
Anyways, have a great night everyone! Until tomorrow…..
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Oh dear… And I thought some Bible thumping Reps were a danger to society! There are NO DAMN MESSIAHS! Take responsability for your OWN actions instead of looking at a saviour!!!
Perez truly is an Obama supporter. Making fun of someone for his decision to become an electrician and his love for hunting. Being an electrician is an admirable career and one in which you can make good money According to Perez, getting a good job to support your future wife and son, and arranging to marry someone you love who is having your child makes you a "Maury Show babydaddy." This post reminds me of Obama's inconsiderate elitist "cling to guns and religion" quote. Sounds like Perez feels the same way about small town country folks.
you know, you don't have to be registered in order to vote…if you're going to talk about what an idiot this kid is, you might want to save yourself the embarrassment of not knowing facts about voting before getting egg all over your face.
please, please, please, at least spell ISRAEL correctly.you're obviously a hate filled person, and i'm sorry for whatever happened in your life to make you this way, but there is no excuse for stupidity and ignorance. shalom.
it's no one's business
but still, interesting.. lol
i also find it rich that this kid is being mocked for choosing a trade for his career, which will put him in the working middle class. now i'm pretty sure this is the group obama is spending lots of time and money on to get their votes, promising all sorts of tax cuts and entitlements, etc. Leave it to the elitist democrats to then mock and pick on a kid who is choosing this life. there is a real disconnect between what most dems say and how they really feel. elitists.
He forgot to register to vote! OH NO! Maybe Obama and his cronies at ACORN can fake a registration for him and make sure he votes for Obama.
If you're going to get political, Perez, at least discuss real issues in politics, like Obama led organizations registering a cat and the entire Dallas Cowboys team to vote in the election. That's some scary South American Communist dictatorship tactics that I figured someone with your background would at least be a little concerned about.
Why so much hate for someone you have never even met or know? Having a baby at 17 is not the best choice but it's their business not yours. No one is perfect. Everyone on here acts like they are angels and never made a mistake. Condoms and the pill do not prevent a pregnancy or STD 100%. We don't know what the situation was so let's try to refrain from passing judgment. These two aren't politicians or celebrities. Two normal kids that made a mistake and they are trying to figure it out. Leave me alone. Let's focus on some real issues here.
OK so he's white trash and dumb as a brick, but at least he is HOT! He should move to LA, he would fit in great there and probably could get some reality TV show or something.
Also I echo what other posters are saying - Perez you can't he a hater just because someone doesn't agree with you - then you are no better than they are! Please, be more intelligent in your political commentary.
insulting kids is low, especially if they aren't even real celebrities, sarah palin is running for VP, not them.. it just makes liberals look bad
Oh, Perezito… Let's get a few things straight. First, being an electrician is what we in the real world call "a real job". Sure it isn't the glamorous "let's blow the doorman for some gossip" gig you have, but he will at least have a skill that doesn't involve weekly STD checks. Secondly, it is possible to get pregnant even when using birth control methods. Condoms break. Pills are only 99% effective. You get the idea. It does happen EVERYDAY in the real world. Thirdly, this kid obviously plans to be around for the child, to be a dad. That is what we in the real world call "a good thing". He will have a job, a kid, a wife and plans. And scumballs like you treat all of that like it is some fucking disease. THAT is why I refuse to vote for OBAMA. He and the likes of you can suck my dick.
Vote for the President who comes with a Vice President who's actually qualified to lead the country if necessary! Vote Obama in November!
Re: luvtoread – Yes let's vote for people who have been in Congress for the last few years. The people same who contributed to this wall street mess and our economy going to shit. If you want real change start voting for new people not the same old men who have been sitting pretty for years and not doing a single thing.
Re: StoneM –
"He and the likes of you can suck my dick. "
Got to love the homoerotic subtexts.
"He will have a job, a kid, a wife and plans. And scumballs like you treat all of that like it is some fucking disease."
No, it's called a crock. If his future mother-in-law wasn't running for VP and trying to save face, we wouldn't be hearing of these carefully laid plans he supposedly made on his own.
Re: Renfamous –
"You're on the same intelligence level as the guy who makes fun of children and draws cum on people's faces. Par for course for the Democrats I'd say."
I'd would say your of level of intelligence is even lower for making such a sweeping, hastily-made generalization like that.
White. Trash.
Wouldn't it be cute if Brishole's baby came out black.
Someone inform him that when you come inside vag… you have a good chance of getting a baby.
Re: Renfamous –
Keep in mind most of the uber-conservatives of this country are uneducated and live in a trailer in the bible belt. Oooohhhh, sign me up. Stat!
Wow! I don't know rather to call him a red neck or white trash! I think his both! Sarah is not up in the top 10 when it comes to class!
Re: State ziti – are you referring to black americans or african americans? being black doesn't make you african, and yes it is that easy to get a GED in america.
Re: sheba08 – yeah she's too busy keeping sex education out of schools and making it harder for people to acquire birth control!
Re: Smirks – and is this your expert opinion? ahahahah fuck off.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – wow, youre kind of a douchebag. wtf
Re: allisonpaige –
who cares..he gave the interview. kind of hard to leave him alone when he is giving interviews.
lol don't you have to go to school to become an electrician? don't hire that drop out lol
heterosexuals can make babies even with all sorts of protection, perez. just fyi
Re: ObamaistheMessiah –
a McCain supporter trying to pass of as an Obama supporter.
You make it so obvious.
dude, perez, there is NOTHING "hawt" about this hick. ick. i find it fucking funny that his future mother in law is running for vp yet he isn't registered to vote! i don't care if he's busy, he could have registered on line in a matter of minutes. douche! him, not you perez.
Re: knivesxout – No, Dummy, it's in the full article.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – You ass.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Just read that Israel drugdealers control 75% of the ecstasy trade in the USA and drug dealing in topless bars in most of the Southwest. No wonder they are so important to Americans.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, that's just sad. But hey, you ALL adore people who get preggers out of wedlock, so why would you judge them? They're just following that FABULOUS Hollyweird fad of Baby Daddy, Baby Mama, etc ad nauseum.
If you lay the hammer down on these two, ya gotta lay it on the rash of unwed parents in Hollywood. Or you're hypocrites.
Re: ValPal –
He's a troll. He does this on every story. STOP FEEDING HIM.
Like your fat pig douchebag ass is any kind of catch either Perez…stupid fucker
Wow, so you are dissing him because he is going to do real man work- something your baby soft girl hands haven't done and couldn't do. Being an electrician pays pretty well especially after you get your contractors license.
Strange how you liberals pass judgement on everyone else out of one side of your mouth and condemn it out of the other.
It's like a mental illness- your actions belie your doctrine and you fail to see it.- strange very strange
Who cares? It isn't him or Bristol running for VP. Atleast he is taking responsibility for his kid, unlike a lot of young fathers out there.
Re: La Vonne – ObamaistheMessiah is a not a Democract. He/she is obviously a plant trying to get us to think that Obama is anti-Israel. Not worthy of our attention, and no better than the psychos chanting about killing Obama at Palin's rallies.
YOU are a fucking idiot, Perez. If a person doesn't fit into your plastic, LA-esque, idol-worshipping, star-fucking life style, well then, they just aren't worthy of being called human. Funny, real people look at you and think what a twisted twit you are.
haha he has that semi-retarded look going on…very similar to Casey Aldridge!