What Drove Them Apart???
Filed under: Madonna > Guy Ritchie
While Guy Ritchie frets over his future with his children, Madonna's been partying it up.
The Material Girl reportedly threw quite the materialistic bash following her Boston show, reserving an entire floor of the Ritz Carlton for her and her entourage to debauch until the sun came up. Or someone pulled the fire alarm - as the case was.
But Madonna herself peaced out once her bedtime hit. Otherwise she would have turned into a pumpkin. Or the Wicked Witch, depending on your point of view.
Meanwhile, as Madonna's lawyers arm themselves for the upcoming court battle, Guy claims to want no more than a division of the couple's properties and a lump sum.
The money is not as great an issue as custody of the children is. Ritchie is desperate to keep his 8-year-old son in England because he wants Rocco to grow up a London lad. Madonna, however, wants the kids in the States.
A pal tells The Daily Mail, "'The idea that he [Rocco] will be across the Atlantic from Guy most of the time is tearing him [Ritchie] apart."
Poor former Mr. Madonna!
But really, what was he thinking when he hooked up with Her Madgesty?
Insiders say that the marriage "became less about passion and more about control" as Madonna's strange age-defiant rituals emerged.
In addition to forbidding them from watching TV, Madonna reportedly kept her family, and Guy, on a short leash, with strict dietary rules. At dinner everyone ate steamed fish with seasonal vegetables, and for breakfast, Madonna made Guy drink zero-fat smoothies. If Guy wanted a treat, he'd have to sneak down to the pub for one.
Instead of spending time with the fam, Madge spent more time at the gym with her personal trainer, much to the dismay of her husband. And at night, instead of a good old romp in the sack, Madonna preferred to spend hours bathing in pricey creams and zipping herself up in a plastic body bag, which is an ancient alien anti-aging method.
We love all the sordid deets trickling out of this divorce.
LOVESIT!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
By MzEll and Crabby Golightly
I USED TO THINK THAT MADONNA’s move from sexpot to intergalactic hippie after daughter Lourdes was born had finally humanized the diva. I thought that she finally gotten over herself. After all, children are usually good at upending one's vanity.
I thought Guy was a good match. The fake British accent Madge affected after marrying Ritchie and moving to London was ridiculous, but at least she seemed finally stable for her kids. Now that charade seems just another chapter in her book — or should I say documentary, as she is ever so fond of videotaping herself.
IAt 50, Madonna is really just too old for this current stunt. I'm not sure we care to see her newest metamorphosis if it means sloughing off responsibility for her children. As the chameleon changes colors yet again, it’s her children who have to adjust to the background. Perhaps Madonna doesn’t know herself at the core; more likely, she doesn’t have a core.
CrabbyGolightly.com
Sorry, Perez, but you got it all wrong. I work at the Ritz in Boston and Madonna had NO party at the hotel. She was,in fact, woken up in the middle of the night by a fire alarm, but it had nothing to do with her entourage. Check your sources!
Guy Richie seems down to earth and probably just wanted a normal down to earth woman - boy did he choose wrong! She's a spoilt, pampered, self-centered, delusional, narcissist. I do hope Guy gets custody of his son - god knows what kind of childhood he'd have with her, she looks like she'd be as much fun as herpes.
OMG what a FREAK. Let it go Madonna….ur human just like everyone else. A friggen BODYBAG for her creams??!!! Poor Guy…..he needs a hot young F*&^K if ya know what I mean. A real girl. Madonna looks like veiny turkey meat. She needs to get some color, have a cocktail, get over herself. Talk about HIGH MAINTENANCE….Guy is probably like Thank God get this FREAK away from me……PS her face looks like a translucent freak show.
Once a slut alsways a slut
It burns when I pee!-Alex Rodriguez
Madonna being a whore drove them apart. At least Guy is free to date a woman now instead of a washed up transvestite. I hope Guy takes her for whatever he can, it would be nice to see her knocked back to earth i hate her.
Some things NEVER change!!! She's still and will ALWAYS be a WHORE!!!!!!
eeewwwwww. she looks like a mortician did her makeup and her hands look like
my great grandmothers. she's 96…
how on earth would you want to shag something like that? if i had all the money she has i would enjoy life and chill out but she is so obsess with being out there that she really hasn't got a clue…guy enjoy living the life mate! shame for the 2 boys…ah and of course david because god knows what kind of life that cute little one is gonna have now…
wow… good riddance for guy.
Re: wanna milk me?? – ahaha… I know. I have no idea why people think she's still so gorgeous either… look at that picture. Oh boy. She looks kind of like the wicked witch of the bitches.
WHAT A WHORE!!
sorry i heard an interview of hers & she went on 2 say that she just ate a big steak & a cupcake
Fuck all the Madonna haters. This is nobody's business but Madonna and Guys. Don't you have anything else to talk about Perez?
You know, Guy could have moved to New York for a few years. Madonna lived in England for a LONG time. It's only fair. Plus, her daughter probably wanted to be near her own dad. Why can't the fam be in the US? Guy should grow up and deal with it!
chk out some old Betty Davis Photos Madonna's lookin' a little Whatever Happend to Baby Jane!
Madonna is rapidly morphing into Cher.
how could she let her roots grow that much and NOT touch up! whats up with that!
Good lord, her old lady hands creep me. What the hell does A-Rod see in her? I had no idea he had a granny fetish. Shudder.
That girl needs a tan.
dirka dirka
YIKES!!!
Madge looks 70 in this picture.
i dont know what he saw in her in the first place–he is a great talent and a regular guy, way to good for her–too bad he fell for her bs this long–good luck hanging onto Rocco! im sure the kids would pick Guy if they had a choice
i wish madonna would just die already. she is not a trendsetter anymore. she is a washed out has been following all the latest fads/trends. so unoriginal. hate her. retire now! hang it up. not like she used to be. too big for her britches. rocked in the 80's
ALL THE CREEPY WEIRDO SHIZ IN ADDITION TO PLASTIC SURGERY AND BOTOX…
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AND YET…
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SHE'LL DO NOTHING TO STRAIGHTEN OR WHITEN THOSE SNAGGLE TEETH!!!
That anti-aging method really isn't working at all….madonna kinda seems like the biggest bitch ever. No love for her…
Love Her
The picture says it all. She's a vain woman who wants to control everyone. Down with Madonna!
i luv madonna this gonna be a nasty battle
You are one sad fuck if you believe anything in the anti US/Madonna misogynist rag that is Mail - they lie constantly and are forever being sued for Libel.
She's an old hag! I sat at a table next to Vadge and Guy at Luciano's restaurant in London before she kicked off her tour. She had veiny, lanky, greasy hair with about 2 inches of black roots showing through her bleached hair and was wearing a hideous tracksuit. Guy on the otherhand looked pretty hot. They sat there for almost 2 hrs and she barely spoke to him and managed about 2 mouthfuls of food. I had to do a double take as I couldn't believe how haggard she looked - magazines really do a lot of airbrushing as she looked older than 50!! Guy has had a lucky escape…personally I'd like to console him right now…!!
Re: Phew!!! – The Mail isn't anti-US by the way.
this woman is pure crazy. if i were guy, i would be thanking god i wouldnt have to wake up next to that scary face every morning anymore, gah!
in the end she's just another aging star desperately trying to hold on.ummm I can relate , gotta go now a wraP MYSELF IN PLASTIC BYE….
Christina Aquilera will look like this in the future…
she's in control