Guy's New Gal!
Filed under: Madonna > Love Line > Guy Ritchie
EVERYONE is still talking about Madonna and Guy Ritchie's split.
And, with both sides having their friends (anonymously) or dad (publicly) speaking to the media, things are getting really interesting.
But this next bit of information will have you talking for hours, though it doesn't really surprise us.
Us Weekly is reporting that Guy is already hooking up with other women.
Apparently, Mr. Madonna is in a relationship with British actress Kelly Reilly.
Sorry, Ritchie, but she's no Madge!
Turns out Reilly is starring in his upcoming film, Sherlock Holmes.
We're sure he'll be spending a lot of time with her in her trailer. Working on her lines, we're sure.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: October 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I'm happy for Guy. This woman is beautiful, and probably a much better match for him, too.
Not Madge for sure….BETTER! She's got a little meat on her bones and she has color in her skin!!! I'm thrilled!
She's really pretty and looks like a real woman. Good for Guy…he's movin' on up.
She is very pretty. Good job Ritchie.
Way to go Guy way better than 150 year old wanna be special cooco bitch madge!!!
She's way prettier than Madonna!
Listen up Perez, no 1: Guy is far better off without that ageing control freak, her music has sucked for the last 10 years, she WAAAY past her sell by date….and she FUGLY.
As for Guy, good on yer mate, and yeh, your right, his new girl sure ain't no Madge, she's younger, fucking beautiful and WAY better looking than that old witch.
She is so way up her own arse…why would your own brother write a TELL ALL about you? Family is family man, he wouldn't have made that up.
Team Guy…2:0 (Rid of the hag, beautiful new girlfriend).
Team Madge:0:2 (Hitting low with comments at concerts, losing gorgeous Guy!)
Nope Perez, for once your right, she isn't Madge, she's definitely an upgrade….much better looking and younger looking then your prima donna…….
but she's younger and more beautiful
"she's no Madge"?? I think that's the point, Prez!!!
She is much better looking than M!!
No, she's no Madonna, she's a definate improvement!
she looks good,
is she rich also? cause aparently thats all he cares
she's a hell of a lot better looking than madge
Good-bye dietary restrictions — hello freedom!
She is SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE than Madonna. Madge is scary.
You say she is no Madge like that's a bad thing????!!!!!! God it must be refreshing to be with a young fresh faced beauty with melanin rather than Madonna's injected, implanted, lotion laden shiny tightly pulled crazy lady face. Madonna is so white they should name her FLO as in -rescent, I know maybe that ain't right… but sheeee' s FLOOOOurescent every night…situation bound to faiiiil as sure as "Madges" skin were paaaaaiiiil….money might talk but what does it say…..
She's cute. Madonna isnt.
Guy ftw!
F*ck off, Madge!
She looks like a pre teen compared to Granny Madge.
Shes cute. even id date her im not even gay lol
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CONGRATS!
Madonna isn't, and never, ever was, a very pretty woman. This girl is pretty hot. After banging that dusty old quiff all those years Guy wants something young and fresh again.
She's an absolute stunner compared to wrinkly, bitchy, has-been Vadge! She also looks feminine and approachable. Good luck to Guy. I wish him all the best as the last 7 or 8 years must have been traumatic to say the least. I hope he bleeds Vadge dry in the divorce and gets full custody of the boys.
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IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT HE SHOULD GO FOR A ROYAL!!!
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Remember when Madge bought the house next door in London? I bet it was for him! They've been separated for a long time. This new woman is cute. Much more age appropriate too!
Good for you Guy!
She looks like a nice, wholesome girl & not some ho who is in a brainwashing cult, & who @ the age of 50 is still grabbing her vadge & humping things on stage.
I agree with the majority of the people here, and I think the new lady is a major IMPROVEMENT from Madonna! I don't know why the heck Madonna bathes in $1,000 jars of cream because it's obviously not working!
I, too, would run away from anything remotely close to Madonna!
Team Ritchie!
She is GORGEOUS! That's a bad picture. She's very talented too x
… And he actually looks HAPPY now. Well, who the hell wouldn't be?
He looks pretty cute in this picture. But she's English and most likely has terrible teeth so there's probably not a lot of oral sex happening, just butt fucking. And every now and then she gets it too.
MAJOR UPGRADE!!!
TWO THUMBS UP GUY!!!!
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THAT 1,000 YEAR OLD TRANNY.
Your right she is no Madge this lady is pretty… Madge not so much
Hahaha, this girl is 30 years younger (at least she looks it), not even half as fucking insane, and a severe hottie. Definitely an upgrade.
Guy isn't a homo! He isn't required to worship at the alter of Madonna, like you Mario.
Re: madgerulla – yeah like you two are friends or something? bitch please she wouldn't give you the time of day
Take Madonnkey for every freakin' cent you can get, Guy. You earned it after 7 years with the Crazed Cryptkeeper. You also deserve a medal. And a parade. And the key to the city. And Kelly. And a month at a spa. And …
Re: Big Black Dick – Re: Big Black Dick – Re: Big Black Dick – sounds like you already won you have a big black dick!!
Re: madgerulla –
OK, YOU CAN STOP RIDING TRANNY VADGE'S CLIT NOW.
GUY HAS UPGRADED FROM A 'ROIDED UP ANCIENT DRAG QUEEN.
DEAL WITH IT.
IT MUST KILL WHORE VADGE TO SEE GUY WITH AN ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG, PRETTY, YOUNG, DECENT WOMAN.
OH YEAH, DID I ALSO MENTION THAT SHE'S YOUNG?
she's cute. i think this is the first time i've ever seen him look happy in a pic:)
She is an upgrade definately. Plus Madonna was cool in the 80's now with all this music technology I can probably even sound good. So it might not be talent from Madonna… but machines
He looks REALLY happy for a change… and, the girl is beautiful and seems sweet.
Shes hot! I've never heard of her before but I think that in the looks department, this is a deff. upgrade from Madonna.
And, yeah — I agree with EVERYONE else: Perez really needs to stop shilling for Madonna. Even Perez must be able to see what a sad joke she's become.
Awww, now he can have sex with the lights on!
I like Madonna but - you're right she's no Madge, she's a lot damn prettier!! And no muscle man arms.
C'mon Perez, stop treating us like we are dense. Ma-prima-donna has been hookin up with A-rod for months and probably broke up his marriage. At least Ritchie had the CLASS to wait until the divorce was announced before he was seen with someone else. She's darling and I hope that he finds some happiness with her. Hopefully, they'll do more than work on her lines.
She wants to enjoy what Guy might get from his divorce with the madge!
cuuute.
team GUY!
Thank G-d she is no Madge! Maybe Guy will be allowed to have his balls back.
She's no Madonna? are you kidding me? much, much better.. The man traded up this time. Congrats Guy, smartened up and got yourself someone who looks like a woman and not so MANLY…
Good for him, he deserves some happiness.
D A M N she is H O T ! !! ! !!
Madonna who???????
Re: cheesecake – I could'nt have said it better myself, well put!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOK SO HAPPY!
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GO GUY!
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DARLINGS I USED TO BE ALL ABOUT MADONNA BUT I
MEAN REALLY NOW SHE "JUMPED THE SHARK"
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AND THAT ABSURD "RELIGION" IF YOU
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I MEAN PLEASE BITCHES!
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HE MUST FEEL LIKE HE'S DRIVING A FERRARI AFTER THAT ROLLS ROYCE HEARSE!
oh good lord people, she's okay very average girl… Madonna has never been average, that's for sure wonder what your gonna look like when your 50? (laughing at you)..
Maybe you should spend some more of your time bashing people who are far beyond your looks and talent… Have Fun- John Mark
Shut up Perez, Kelly is a beautiful woman and a wonderful actress. You should see her in the French movies "L'auberge espagnole" and "Les poupées russes", she's definitely better than that control freak nutjob you love so much. Way to go go Guy! Madonna doesn't deserve you.
Ummmm…nope, she's no Madge…THANK GOD!!! This one looks a little closer to his age group and she's cute as a button.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
YEAH GUY!! She is way better looking than the skinny gross Madonna for cripes sake…Perez, your a "Madge" lover..you are not seeing straight!
Goooo GUY! Loves it! Whats good for the gander is good for the goose! His nasty snatch of an X can have a lover but he can't. Go on Perez, slam him for doing EXACTLY what Madge has been doing all along. Fucking Hyprocrite. I used to think that your blog was original and idea's purely thought up by YOU but I have come to realize that you just get paid for your opinions by celebrity camps so its not really how you feel at all, its about how much money you will get by endorsing one or putting down another. WE SEE THROUGH YOU BULLSHIT PEREZ!
Give it up MADGERULLA, we ALL hate her and always will. She is a disgusting ho bag and she has torn two families apart. There is NOTHING sexy about that or brilliant or anything else but SELFISH AND SICK!
she's no madge is right. she is about 100x prettier than that sack of botox. that is what I call an upgrade!
wow she's MUCH better!! yay!
Firecrotch beats Skani-donna any day of the week! Perez, don't you care that she is using you to feed her bullshit to us? !! I hope the British press tears her from limb to limb and you know they will! Can't wait!!
If you mean she is no Madonna, because she is of a normal age and not horrifying young children with her zombie hands and scary bloated surgey face, then you are correct !!
Good for him! She looks like a female!
She's totally gorge! I love Madonna too, but she hasn't looked as fresh as this girl… in just about ever…
Oh wow, she is sooo cute!!! I am glad she is not Madge, she looks natural and real. Good job Guy! Oh and btw, that guy Madonna is seeing, Arod: FUGLY!
She look 100% better than that old dried up slut Madonna
What an upgrade….atleast she is beautiful and youthful! I bet she doesn't sleep in some alien bag.
Really? "she's no Madge"? I would think Madge is no Kelly Reilly. The girl is gorgeous.
I'm soooo happy for Guy!! She is really Pretty!!
his new chick is 1,000,000 X hotter than that freaky skank Madonna, way to go Guy!
You're absolutely right Perez!She's no Madge-she probably can go out the house without Botox-ing herself beyond recognition!
HUGE upgrade. WAY prettier, WAY younger, slim, WOMANLY body.
She is very pretty and they look nice together. He does look happy in the picture.
Re: Johnmarkplanet –
you said it john mark planet; i guess we'll all look like shit when we're 50 so let's drool over anyone who looks like they might be 19 & a castmember of "gossipgirl:P
guy ritchie still has that "whut-I-do? whut-I-do? look on his face on every photos he's in. pathetic.
Hahahahahaah - yeah… she's no "Madge" (what kinda fruity nickname is that for Madonna… .did you come up with that on your own, Mario???).
She's about 6-7 times HOTTER than Madonna. So, true, she's NO MADGE!
(good for Guy… I can't imagine the HELL of being married to Madonna… FREE AT LAST!!!!)
Good for Guy! Look how long lhe stuck with that washed up, no talent ho! She only married him to have some respectability. She even attempted to speak with an English accent. She's such trash! All the money in the world won't change that. Bet she never wants her kids to see her old videos and that coffee table book of hers! LOL!
"Sorry, Ritchie, but she's no Madge!"…..yeah, she's prettier!!!!
she's hot! WAYYY better than UGLY ass madonna.madonna sucks anyways.
They make a better looking couple to be serious!
she's no madge which is a good thing i'm sure he'd rather fuck that that madonna, her body is like a man YUCK
Like I say every time I come to this stupid site, FUCK THE HATERS.
Re: former M fan – FUCK OFF (Again) Mariah lover.
If this is true good on him. She is very pretty and looks his age (unlike Madonna who looked like his mother).
At least he waited until after the split to make it public.
Umm - that's gotta hurt a gal (Madonna) to see this picture…ouch!
I love Madonna, and I agree she's not her, but sure she's so much hotter I bet she doesn't wear that $1000 cream jar! hahahahahaha!
Re: _Alice_ – hahahaha keep dreaming!!
Your right, she isn't Madonna, she's hotter. MADONNA IS THE MOST OVERRATED SEX SYMBOL/WOMAN OF ALL TIME. Seriously, at no point ever in her career has she been higher than a 6 or 7. I don't know what people see in her, but come on, she's no Scarlett Johannson (think The Island) or even Zoe Saldana. I have no clue what people see in her, she's pail and doesn't even have a good face. Madonna and Agness Deyne, two of Perezs' favorite chicks are busted…obviously gays are ghey for a reason.
YAY!!! he upgraded DEFINATELY
He looks HAPPIER to say the LEAST!
damn right she's no madge!! and thank god for that!! guy is way hot and madonna is old and wrinkly and looks like michael jackson. i hope madonna is crying her eyes out because this chic looks way better than madonna, even in her younger years..
Re: Spindoc – No kidding. Madonna lost all my respect when she started getting too political and making stupid, obscene comments about leaders and her own HUSBAND. Come on, Vadge. get real. You are nothing more than a trashy, overpaid whore.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A PLAIN JANE. BORING AND MEDIOCRE. THE PERFECT MATCH FOR A DULLARD NO TALENT LIKE RITCHIE. MADONNA PISSES ALL OVER HIM AND THIS BLAND BITCH. WHAT'S MORE SHE'S GINGER!
shes far better than that old beast he was with!!
Re: Moluver – no Moluver!!!! AGAIN! and for the fucking LAST time I am NOT a Mariah Carey fan and never have been, it shows you level of stupidity to automatically equate saying the truth about the "Queen of the Gutter" to being a Mariah lover, I pretty much CAN'T stand both bitches, although Madonna is more insulting and disgusting than Mariah who's just sinply bland and not very intelligent!
I hope she is a kind woman, he and his family deserve some peace.
She is cuter and younger than madonna!
as if anybody, leat of all madonna cares… now she's fucking a-rods brains out.