Quote Of The Day
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“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."
- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters
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Posted: October 23, 2008 at 11:30 am
Re: screw you idiots – what do you mean? I am playing very nice….what are you referring to?
Re: CHANGE IS GOOD! – how is it not a real fact that mccain's father was a naval commander…so of course they were stationed all over the world…he would still be an American citizen no matter what…how the hell is that not a real fact…you boggle my mind and its not with your genius status…and btw i wouldn't trust any illustrious facts you dug up from CNN…PROPAGANDA
Re: mollymouse – Aww, shucks. Thanks. I do what I can. And sweet peice. Man, what can I say. Angry Lib. Uneducated. And yes, lots of howling going on I guess! And talk about repetitive, seriously it's the same old shit over and over and over and over and over…….
Mighty Mouse has a nice ring to it!!
Re: mama of 2 – ahahaha. Nice. Perez AND Sedaris are such assholes. Just sayin'.
Re: sweetpiece – I am feeling SO hopeful! and more and more confident everyday!…
Re: LusciousLiz – I apologize to you, and Minx, Lulu etc. I am off now, don't want to give the hypocrites more fodder for their manure pile. That big pile they seem to have an endless supply of. Milk me is doing a good job.
Re: wanna milk me?? – lol what happened to your avatar it looked like others lost theirs too today:P i just meant that as something funny i could see some people doing this in here cause they are so like die hard obama if you are not obama then die bitch die! obviously the person was scum…but i could still see jock strap sweat piece doing it hahahahaha
Re: LusciousLiz – You seem a little more…..irritated today. But I have to say, it's nice to know you never stoop to the "sweetpeice" level. Your letters to the red states just didn't seem quite like the Luscious I met the other day……that's all!
I still like to consider you my Liberal friend!
Re: mollymouse –
aww molly mouse is upset, did I hurt molly mouses wittle feelings because molly mouse realized that molly mouse can't make any real points? It's okay, that happens to people who watch too many palin speaches. Don't get mad just because sweetpiece is making you look like an idot! Oh also, you probably don’t know this because you have the intelligence of a Palin but just because someone’s daddy was a naval commander doesn’t exclude him from the rules. He wasn't born on american territory so he’s not a natural born. SORRY!
Re: sweetpiece – What's wrong jackass? Late picking up your welfare check, or one of your babies at yo babydaddys houses??? HEHEHE Loser.
Re: sweetpiece – ps the howl bitch howl thing is stupid…you are a legend on here IN YOUR OWN MINDDDDD
I don't get it???
Re: mollymouse – you just wait. i was listening to yes, talk radio today…some cities are gearing up for chaos on election night and after….
1. if obama doesn't get elected and it's clear or
2. if it's too close and there is questioning about shit at the polls……
3. if he does indeed get elected, i don't think they will have to worry about those who don't vote for him doing anything but sitting back, putting our seatbelts on and going for the ride…laughing as the whole thing blows up….and possibly trying to get citizenship elsewhere!
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just shows the mindset of the left…..scary, isn't it?
Re: sweetpiece – LOL looks like sweat piece couldnt handle being made fun of:((((( now i am howling hahahaha!! she cant keep it up and it is dumb same shit out of sweat piece's mouth over and over you better go to bed and think up some new refreshing obama shit to say tomorrow so we can start all over
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Re: screw you idiots – lol who knew 2 mice could cause such a stir tonight! you are my new favorite perez friend!!!! you are the brains i am the potty mouth together we make a great team! LOLLLLL
Re: mollymouse – It is too much fun just to sit back here on my tight beautiful ass and watch you implode! I love to watch you repubes get so bothered!
Joy!
And milk is such a hypocrite putting the "serious" people down today.
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MCCAIN REMAINS UNCHANGED!
REPUBLICANS ARE A DYING BREED FOR THEY REFUSE TO EVOLVE!
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..l.. wink wink!
Re: wanna milk me?? – the scary thing is there are such fanatics that if obama does not win they will go ape shit…and i really think there could be another civil war…over this shit… we should be working together! republicans want to work together and democrats want to say fuck you we are taking over everything…power hungry they are desperate to have the power and control. they act like they are for the little people dont be dumb they are ritch as shit its to get votes…they would have nothing to do with the average folk…if it wasnt for the votesssssssssss
Re: CHANGE IS GOOD! – believe me nothing you could do or say would hurt my little old feelings
actually i kinda forgot what you were talking about cause its the same old same old donkey dump…its hard to remember…are you from obama's campaign sent here to brain wash the american youth into voting for obama? i am just curious if this is what this is…or you are a psycho that likes to hang out here and pretend to be an important obama loving intellectual….hmmmm
Re: screw you idiots – I'm actually in a good mood today…yesterday I was irritated
I like to stay friendly with everyone but sometimes it's not possible…you know what I mean…anyhow…glad you are doing good
Whenever I think that Obama is going to win…which I can't deny is a very possible reality… I feel like I have a "platter of shit with bits of broken glass" coming out of my asscrack, nose and ears!!! LOL's
UNDECIDED ONES:
VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!!
Re: CHANGE IS GOOD! – Actually dumbfuck, he was born at Coco Loso Naval Air Station in Panama during which time the US controlled Panama. And yes, when one is born on a US Military installation, it DOES indeed make you a US citizen. And on top of that, at that time, one IS INDEED a US citizen as long as BOTH birth parents were US citizens. Shit, you moron. You could've googled that shit, loser, and known the facts in two seconds. Damn, No Child Left Behind must REALLY be in the shitter. Clearly, there are MANY who have been left behind. Or maybe their mammies didn't make "dem go to dat skool". Damn. It scares me that you folk are even allowed to vote.
Do you want chocolate milk or expired white milk with a side of breast milk?
Re: sweetpiece – your tight little ass hahahahahahhaha! arghhhhhhh i dont see a picture of you just a rodent.. i would like to see it…although it would be a fake probably of a super model…as you can see in my pic my ass is tight tho…you do so much sitting in front of the computer and diorhea of the mouth i highly doubt you have a tight pretty ass..or pretty anything…just wrinkly flap jack ass…just the way you represent yourself even if you had any remote beauty the moment you would open your mouth and the sewage ran out all that would be destroyed:) you have not for one moment got my blood boiling i just was having fun putting you down then seeing you say i have to leave now…if you have so many balls to juggle why arent you juggling them…where are your kids…hmmmmmmmmm
LOSERRRRRRRRRRR POSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
night night sweat piece:) i had fun tonight cause i know i rained on your psycho parade.
Re: LusciousLiz – I know that's right!!! Good to see you again, and I'm glad you're in a good mood!!
Re: sweetpiece – go suck a ballsack. we are all getting bored with you now. You have run your course. It's over. Let it go.
With Obama being the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it.
Re: mollymouse – Oh, trust me. Change Is Good is a nobody. Just some dumb fucking 15 year old spoogestain hanging out here till momma gets home and cooks some din din!!!! LOL
Re: screw you idiots – Ah ha ha! It's Harry Balsac! No wonder you didn't flinch when I said you tits were plastic!
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IDIOT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I'M JUST GOING TO ENJOY SPENDING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY! GO GET ME MY MONEY WHORE!
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SO FUNNY! ..l.. wink!
I’m thinking of voting for the candidate who isn’t endorsed by the worst president in American history.
Re: screw you idiots –
Um, I hate to make you look un-intelligent, but the next time you "google" your information you should probably read the whole story sweetie. America did not own TERRITORIAL RIGHTS in the panama canal they had LEASING RIGHTS, which means they didn't own it. Yep you’re right if both parents are citizens that does make the child a citizen, GOOD JOB but it doesn’t make the child a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN. Not sure what concept is hard for you to grasp. Maybe you should google the definition of "Natural born citizen" and then google requirements to be president. That should be easy for you to understand since you are obviously far more intelligent than I am.
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Re: mollymouse – good night molly mouse!
Re: mollymouse – Honey, I've got a big umbrella! Paid for with your money! Thank you! ..l.. wink!
Re: screw you idiots – DAMMMNNNN LOLLLLLLLLLLL way to tell the obama jerk off hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you because i didnt have that info and was too lazy to look it up. I knew he was lying how would that make sense a military baby not american…jeez you crack me up you are my hero:))))))))) its just their way of justifying obama not having a legal birth certificate..but really the republicans were off the ball with that one they should have had this issue taken care of by now…i dont think they should take it from him last minute.
Re: sweetpiece – brother thats a really really really REALLY sad statement sweetie …
Re: CHANGE IS GOOD! – Didn't use google fucktard. I just paid attention in "skool". So do you still find it neccesary to put NOBAMA's citizenship up against McCain's.
And yeah, you're still a nobody. Doesn't your mammie have your din din ready yet???? Skin tag.
Re: sweetpiece – Excuse me, retard, did I say anything about "my" ballsack? I just think you should go find one, maybe your cousins, I don't know, but you need something else to do till you can come up with new things to post. That's all dear. SUCK IT!
Re: screw you idiots – night night sweetie pleasure meeting you tonight you made my night LOLLLLLL you are a breath of fresh air:) that was too hysterical and entertaining LOL you are my HERO:) cant wait to rub it in to these losers when mccain wins…hopefully:) i wont go all psycho if he doesn't which i cant say for these douche rags…the funny thing is they think they actually get to you…haha they think that highly of themselves they sit there fantasizing they have you in a dither. it got some agression out tonight i must say. i know i have to get off here cause sweat piece is so insecure she always has to be the last person to leave a comment…she is afraid what is said might hurt her all important perezhilton.com image! god forbid perez might see this and be laughing at her hahahahahah! lol! i can always keep my fingers crossed!
Re: CHANGE IS GOOD! – And by the way, fucktard. You can shove the "natural born citizen" argument up your ass. First, it's arguable, second, McCain is not the first. This isn't news, and it isn't strong enough to argue. Leave it to you weak minded libs, you just say the most ignorant things.
Night SCREW YOU and MOUSE! GO GET ME MY MONEY BITCHES!
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Sweet dreams!
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OBAMA ALL THE WAY!
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PIECE!
OMG you guys….RELAX! Kiss and make up…let's just deal with the fact that McCain is sinking deeper and deeper each day, and honestly, it's not really him, it's HER that has fucked his whole campain up….the deal is, it's a reality…Obama WILL be the next US PRES and we should just embrace it, be positive, BELIEVE that everything is going to get better and be nice to each other…as Rodney would say…"Can't we all just get along"???
Re: sweetpiece – Hey, we already gave your momma the money….be sure and leave her a sticky note though, she really needs to start cleaning on top of the fridge. Oh, and the shutters. They are looking a little dusty. Just let her know for me!
Peace Bitch!
Re: CHANGE IS GOOD! – i would be honored to be compared to sarah palin..she is a good woman and pretty:) now compare me to hillary i might have to barf on myself and get really upset! hahaha night night
Re: mollymouse – good night to you too. And just always remember, Liberals are NEVER ahead of the game, nor as brilliant as they like to think. They are the scum of the lower class, hanging out on the streets with their hands out waiting for what they think is owed them. When they do try to communicate, they will pull up EVERY weak argument they can dig out, because that is all they have. Nothing of substance. Assface was correct, on some level, but it was, well, just the same feeble minded shit they try to spew. It's all good. Talk to you later!!
Re: sweetpiece – will you still be picking up my trash tomorrow and cleaning out my toilets? Re: screw you idiots – LOLLLLLLLLLL
Re: LusciousLiz – For you my new friend, kisses to my enemy's I will send! Just for you!
Re: sweetpiece – awww thank you honey…I need all the kisses I can get! lol
Re: LusciousLiz – But this is such a great way to vent!!
Yeah, perhaps Obama will win. But let's face it, thus far, they are ALL full of shit. They ALL lack the fortitude it requires to follow through. A promise made is never a promise kept. It's pretty pathetic in my book.
Re: sweetpiece – It's all good baby. I've still got some meds left over from the last time you sent a smooch my way….
Yes. I saw him speak live last month and he read aloud from this piece. He is brilliant. So glad you picked up on the same part I've been repeating to friends for weeks.
Re: screw you idiots – Keep dreaming! ..l..
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OBAMA
OBAMA
OBAMA!
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MCCAIN THE NIGHTMARE BUSH2 HOPES FOR ANOTHER CUM FROM BEHIND VICTORY…TODD CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT!
you would have to be a moron to vote for a terrorist like Obama. I dont hate gays have friends who are but I dont condone the lifestyle nor do I support gay marriage.
Re: sqwirt – and you call yourself squirt? Tee hee!
oh david, always so eloquent and charming.
Re: mollymouse – molly, in all honesty….i am quite afraid of what will happen………i feel bad for WHO EVER gets elected…………but i also know that having a D congress has set bad shit in motion for awhile now……..
we are all fucked………sing it with me….WE ARE ALL FUCKED……….
Re: sweetpiece –
oh and sweetpiece……..your rabbit is in my fryer right NOW!!!!
kisses
Re: wanna milk me?? – You're all alone on that one! Crickets….
Re: screw you idiots – I think you will be pleasantly surprised baby girl
Re: sqwirt – Well thank you SO much for that input….thankfully, it has NO relevance on the ultimate outcome
Re: wanna milk me?? – That's a great attitude Milk…I will not sing with you in fact, you sing your song & I will sing "We are the Champions" by Queen k? he he
Re: LusciousLiz – Well, I'm not holding my breath, that's for certain.
Re: screw you idiots – I hear you…I know it's been a tough few years for everyone….hopefully no matter what the outcome, in the long run we are ALL better off!
Obama is a cute fucker, but this is the fucking way it is. Rome, England and the U.S. are 3 states within countries that are separate and they are controlling everything. They are the reason the banks fell and of course Obama taking all those millions from them, meanwhile knowing that Fannie and Freddy were going down. They meant for this to happen and you fucking idiots are
so stupid all you can talk about is Obama and he has NO EXPERIENCE WHAT SO EVER, BUT WHATEVER.
Whenever I think that Obama is going to win…which I can't deny is a very possible reality… I feel like I have a "platter of shit with bits of broken glass" coming out of my asscrack, nose and ears!!! LOL's
UNDECIDED ONES:
VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!!
come on now girls……….sistas……let's hug it out….come on sweet……peace
Re: wanna milk me?? – this is a good grey patch…..exhibit A
Let me guess, Obama is the turd and McCain is white meat?
i seriously don't understand why everyone is so angry.
I am going to very carefully and slowly tip-toe through the tulips and assume that you are referring to Republican supporters.
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mamajud [129] says: check me if i'm wrong, but isn't chicken known for it's white meat….and is shit, more often than not…brown??….sedaris confuses me
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A racist in granny panties.
I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO ON THE SIDE THAT IS A MUST SEE BEFORE THE 4TH.
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PLEASE, EVERYONE WATCH IT.
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GOD BLESS!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahah
On CNN's D.L. Hughley , The White House press seretary Scott McClellan said " I will be voting for Barack Obama… I am going to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done."
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Wow!
I love this quote! David and Amy Sedaris are the funniest people! "Shit with bits of broken glass in it" describes the McCain/Palin ticket quite well.
Fuck him.
I'm voting for McCain anyhow.
this is fucking stupid neither choice is good. it is seriously choosing the greater of two evils. this fucking elections sucks balls!!
Re: sweetpiece – I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO ON THE SIDE THAT IS A MUST SEE BEFORE THE 4TH.
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PLEASE, EVERYONE WATCH IT.Re: sweetpiece –
THANKS HONEY!!! wow!! those WERE some really unusual places to have sex!!!
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LOL - That has to be the best quote I've heard yet regarding the up-coming elections
Re: LULU~* –
right on girl!!!
thanks for the information!
can't believe how blind those voting mccain are!!!! it's incredible…
Re: LULU~* –
again AMEN !
YOU ARE ON IT!!!
the republicans have always used the SCARE tactic because it actually works… and since Regan, it's worse and worse.
americans are afraid of everyone… it's so sad. but these are the ignorant, not everyone…. and the majority are republican.. let's hope they're too scared to leave their house to vote…. now that would be scary.
see ya
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VOTE OBAMA!!!!!!!!
This is seriously some demented shit….when jerks like this are attacking people for THINKING about their vote.
Perez….don't you want people to think? Or would you rather they just do whatever you decide is cool and trendy?
Re: mama of 2 – I showed your response to everyone here in my office:
Comment by Mama of 2: "so was the chicken fried???"
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The sum total to what people thought of your comment? Democrats and Republicans here had a 100% response: Racist.
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Sadder yet is the fact that you - we're guessing - are raising 2 children to be racists like yourself.
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Sad thing that folks like you spread such unnecessary hate.
To all - please don't interpret my comment above to Mama of 2 to in any way is aimed at republicans in general - it is not. There are plenty of good, decent republicans that are not racists.
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I'm just kind of shocked at what I sometimes see here. Racism is not prevalent in my daily life, and I guess I'm just kind of stunned when I see it.
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But please, that comment if for that person only - it is not meant as a smear - I don't believe republicans are racists - just select few.
Re: LULU~* – hi lu…..can we try and remember where we are here?….tongue in cheek comments on a pc free zone do not a racist make…..what, you have to have a show on late night tv or be a sag member to make a little joke and not be labeled a hater…….easy kitten
Re: mamajud – I hear what you are saying, but i just don't think it was so tongue in cheek as much as true colors showing through.
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All the same, I want to apologize for a personal attack — discussing issues here is good, debating figures, etc. I was trying to not stoop so low, but her comment just chilled me to the bone — as well as my coworkers, republican and democrat alike.
Re: LULU~* – smiles
I can understand being undecided - this has been an election where a lot of folks are reviewing their previous thoughts and beliefs.
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I'm only offering up this fact as something to be considered:
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R. Regan:——RepublicaN—–$200 Billion—–DEFICIT budget
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G. Bush:——- Republican—–$300 Billion—–DEFICIT budget
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CLINTON: —–Democrat——-$200 Billion—–SURPLUS budget
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Dubya:———Republican — $482 Billion——DEFICIT budget
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Only food for thought - but it is the TRUE figures of what the budget was at the end of each of their terms.
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This might be something to consider being that we are so deeply in debt.
I hate when people say stuff like this. It's so condescending. Assuming that there is only one way to think. Only one correct political view.
Re: Big Black Dick – I am fucking seedless BBD. I am the baby girl and of course I'm still a fucking virgin. Ain't nobody broke me! LettyB is kicking assholes here today. Go Letty
Re: sweetpiece –
Scott McfuckingCellan is a fucking city fag with a cowboy hat on. He's the biggest douche on bush's side other than karl rove or scooter libby! Why would you mention him like he's something fucking great, you fucking sheep follower. Run rabbit run, now, go do what the fuck I said, you sheepie bitch squirrel.