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John McCain's Brother = Major FAIL!

Filed under: Politik > John McCain

Does John McCain's family think they're above the law?

Apparently, his brother does!

Joe McCain was was stuck in traffic on October 21st in Alexandria, VA. Extremely upset by the traffic backup, the possible future president's brother decided he would call 911 to complain.

WTF?!?!?!

And he called TWICE!

Here's how the first call went:

Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: Well, it's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95, traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "Fuck you." (caller hangs up)

So then, the 911 Operator, apparently a bit confused and bothered that someone would call an emergency number to complain about traffic, called back the number that placed the 911 call.

And instead of an answer, got his voicemail instead.

McCain's voicemail said, "Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very (inaudible) important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."

After receiving the message on his phone, an even more upset McCain called 911 again to bitch. That conversation went as follows:

Caller: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Caller: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you're sitting in traffic.

The McCain campaign refused to comment. Nice!

If Joe is this way now, imagine how he'll behave on a power trip if his brother does become president?

134 comments to “John McCain's Brother = Major FAIL!”

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  1. 101

    What an asswipe. Man, the McCain people and supporters are all just a whiny bitches - knocking over and vandalizing Obama yard signs, making false and racist police reports and now this?! WTF? Nov. 4 cannot come soon enough!



  2. 102

    Yea, Barack's brother may live in a hut in Africa, but guess what? THAT'S HOW THEY LIVE IN AFRICA (for the majority). Yes, it may seem like a horrible way to live in the US because we're accustomed to different beliefs.But it's a different country so get over it. Barack doesn't send money to his brother in Africa because he has no relation to him(as he had reported), other than blood. AND YES! Situations like that do occur. I know you McCain supporters are just too superior to understand these circumstances, but how about you not judge his character unless you've spent more than an hour with him face to face. YOU don't know Obama, nor do I, thus why NO ONE should make any comments like, "ohh he doesn't help his brother in Africa, ohhh" Because you don't know his situation.

    And NO this doesn't make any inferences about McCain, it's simply just humor. Stop getting yo panties in a bunch mini McCain"s!



  3. 103

    what a fuckin twat.
    butthole.



  4. 104

    Wtf is this shit? Let's talk about Obama's BROTHER IN AFRICA. How he lives on a dollar a month and yet obama has nothing for him. Wonder if they did cocaine together. I know what I know and I know that I like John McCain's brother's nutsack. He sounds dee fucking licious. 911 never answers the phone, why did they this time? Perez, stop being such a drag on the Republicunts, coz
    everyone has a crazy sister or a crazy brother. My brother fucking crazy, you seen him!



  5. 105

    dumb. just like his brother.



  6. 106

    But why don't we hear about this? — A son and a brother of Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (D-Del.) are accused in two lawsuits of defrauding a former business partner and an investor of millions of dollars in a hedge fund deal that went sour, court records show.

    The Democratic vice presidential candidate's son Hunter, 38, and brother James, 59, assert instead that their former partner defrauded them by misrepresenting his experience in the hedge fund industry and recommending that they hire a lawyer with felony convictions.



  7. 107

    Isn't everyone's brother a beer sucking loser?

    Now dark stout beer that's whole other story.



  8. 108

    Yep, glad to see the truth is coming out about these fucks. I have to live in the same state as McCain and let me tell ya, my friend's dad is in the repub party and they're all a-holes.



  9. 109

    wonder what he was like growing up…. HA HA HA HA



  10. 110

    My friend's cousin was the person who answered the phone!!!



  11. 111

    I honestly think John Mccain is more educated and wise than Obama. And your VP joe promised America a HUGE terrorist attack if obama wins. what kind of idiot would promise that ?
    Obama's VP.
    and honestly i think Sarah palin is more educated and smart than Obama. But others are as well entitled to have their own opinion.
    I do love, however. that you cant say one negative thing about McCain, only that he picked a women VP. that’s it ? well its hell of a lot better than what Obama plans to do with America.
    I find the liberals comebacks very amusing that they don’t have anything to use against the Mccain campaign only that he is old. which is defiantly a good thing. the older the wiser and he is very healthy and driven. im very excited for Mccain to win. but i wont rub it in your faces, that would be incredibly idiotic.
    The hypocrisy alone Is laughable when examining the Liberals.
    Now remember I used to support Obama and gave each candidates a chance, examining both left wing and right wing views and opinions Combined with my own. In that process ive also discovered an incredible hypocrisy only among Liberals. most do not practice what they preach and these incredibly uneducated comments mean nothing, except that its mostly the Liberals who cant spell correctly.
    Stay in school BITCHES! xxoxoxoxoxoxox



  12. 112

    Hmmmm wow it's funny how everyone starts talking about Obama.
    YOU DONT CALL POLICE ABOUT TRAFFIC. THAT IS NOT AN EMERGENCY.
    That's like that lady that called the cops because she got the wrong Burger king order. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess he's gonna call the cops when the so-called
    terrorists come over here after his epic fail in presidency.



  13. 113

    Great. A whole family of losers.



  14. 114

    Well at least none of McCains family or friends bombed the Pentagon, advocated the overthrow of the government or registered the same voter 75 times. Oh I forgot, you are not allowed to mention anything that might cast a dark shadow on the messiah



  15. 115

    Re: tired170 – LOL's



  16. 116

    Re: boiledchimp – hah.. I didn't know that… Perez would never report that shit…LOL's He's such a biased bitch



  17. 117

    Re: sparkys nemesis – your really pathetic.



  18. 118

    So John McCain's brother is an idiot. And???
    WHAT does this have to do with his campaign? And how he would run the country?

    And Obama supporters - WOW. Relating his retarded brother to his campaign - really?
    So if a family member of yours is a fuck up - people should just you as the same? What is *gasp* something "negative" comes to light about a family member ( BTW - ARE THOSE NUDE PICTURES OF HIS MOTHER POSTING ON thedirty real or faux?) would you make the same assumptions /relations????????????????????



  19. 119

    Re: italianvenus – PS. I did that in all caps so readers could notice my post, and let me know if those pictures are really his mother, or if they were fabricated or if anyone knew about that store- wasn't trying to be annoying :)



  20. 120

    Re: italianvenus – If anyone knew about that *story*



  21. 121

    It's funny how all of the Republicans are attacking the brothers of Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. Well, this story is not about them. This news story is about some crazy douche abusing 911!! Hopefully he gets fined for that even if he is McCain's brother.



  22. 122

    Re: John Mccain will save America – You are in a little FOX NEWS fantasy world. Come visit reality some time!



  23. 123

    What is BO is elected? His brother will come from Kenya and put up a hut on the White House lawn! He'll play bongos day and night.



  24. 124

    this is the same guy who called northern virginia - the counties of Arlington and Alexandria "communist country."
    -
    Note: One of John McCain's 10 homes is in Arlington.
    -
    Quite frankly, I lived in Arlington for years, and though Alexandria, Arlington and Fairfax at maybe 1/20 of the state in size, they carry the entire state re income - the rest of VA is pretty much nothing.
    -
    Hoping that tiny part of VA is tough enough to pull this victory for Obama.

  25. BMW says – reply to this


    125

    Re: John Mccain will save America

    You sound extra dumb!

  26. BMW says – reply to this


    126

    I dont think some of you guys get it! if his brother acts this way how will john act. We all know not to dial 911 over stupid stuff! didn't they teach you uys that in the first grade. that was soooooooooooooooo extra childish!



  27. 127

    Joe is probably about 5'5" and has the "short" man's mentality, he probably calls 911 for everything!



  28. 128

    Re: John Mccain will save America – What the hell does your reply have to do with John McCain's brother calling 911???? Blah Blah Blah Blah - nobody wants to read your shit, stick to the subject or go back to school Bitch.



  29. 129

    A little news about other groups supporting McCain:
    (From FactCheck, Oct. 26)
    -
    "A conservative group called RightChange.com has spent $3 million running ads that largely criticize Obama and his tax plans. They're false:
    -
    Two ads say Obama would tax "small businesses" at a rate of "62 percent." He wouldn't. That number is an inflated estimate of the very top tax rate, and it doesn't represent what Obama has proposed.
    -
    That false figure includes an increased Social Security tax rate that Obama doesn't support, plus the state income tax rate paid by people making more than a million dollars a year in California.
    -
    One ad implies that regular folks just trying to make it as entrepreneurs would be hit with such a rate. This is false.
    -
    -
    I think there ads - for both parties - need to be factually correct - or pulled off the air.
    -
    Groups supporting McCain, such as this one - apparently have no problem presenting utterly False Statements as . . . . truth.



  30. 130

    McCain's brother is a perfect example of the distorted sense of "privilege" from (I assume ) his very, very wealthy upbringing.
    -
    How dare other drivers make him wait in traffic — Joe McCain, stage actor/news reporter (huh???), is Way too important for that.
    -



  31. 131

    You can't take one brother and say the other will "do the same," "be the same"
    -
    However, given John McCain's really uncontrollable temper and sense of privilege, it doesn't suprise me much that his brother would act in a similar manner.
    -



  32. 132

    what does this have to do with how his BROTHER can run a country? nothing. shut the fuck up.



  33. 133

    first of all nobody knows the relationship obama and his brother carry AND that has nothing to do with the fact that obama WORKEd his way to his position, running for pres. secondly,haha i wonder if john had his brother call??? what a lame fucking voicemail. if you didn't know about john mccain he has had psychological problems ever since he was TWO years old his parents had to take him around to psychologists. throughout his childhood, when he didn't have his way he would scream and kick and break things so every time his parents had to throw him in an ice cold bath tub, McCain graduated BOTTOM five from his class while obama graduated FIRST in his class from harvard just think about that



  34. 134

    Uh, guys, it's Perez's site. If you can't take the gossip, get off the site. :/

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