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Be Careful Britney!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Britney Spears > Legal Matters > Kevin Federline

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Expect more, that's what we're hearing.

This past weekend, Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, had faux Spears cousin Alli Sims served with a court summons requiring her to testify on the parenting skills (or lack thereof) of her pal Britney.

"That was only phase one," a source close to the situation reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com. "Alli will not be the only one. Expect Mark Vincent Kaplan to serve legal papers on others close to Britney. Kevin is serious about the well-being of his children. This is not about money."

This is just too good for words!

We're sure they're gonna subpoena the bodyguards. And all the nannies that really raise her kids help with Tater Tot and Small Fry.

K-Fed's military-trained army of legal processors could descend upon Britney's camp at any time. It could happen anywhere.

We love it. We live for it. We're burning in hell (with Britney)!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

149 comments to “Be Careful Britney!”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. sigrid says – reply to this


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    first..

  2. tessa says – reply to this


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    nice picture

  3. Brian says – reply to this


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    first

  4. OHSNAP says – reply to this


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    THIS STORY IS LIKE A HIT OF CRACK FOR ME !!!!!! THANKS PEREZ

  5. mary says – reply to this


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    jeeees

  6. diane says – reply to this


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    i'm lovin the pic…but u should really take her cuz's info off the site…there's a reason she doesnt deal w/ brit…i feel bad for her :(

  7. melissa says – reply to this


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    why are you so hung up on this "fake cousin" bit. us dumb southerners often call really close friends we grew up with brother, sister, yada yada. just because you aren't close with anyone you've known forever doesn't mean it's abnormal. i say all this but still think britney really needs help. poor babies. she really is a lost lost girl.

  8. whoreanus says – reply to this


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    Fuck yes. Now the fun's starting. Too bad they didn't wait to do this when she was dropping an album. That would have really fucked her up.

  9. vAIN says – reply to this


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    OMG UR NEWS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKES U THAT LONG TO STEAL FROM OTHER WEBSITES EH?………….

  10. Julie says – reply to this


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    Dang! Every photo of her just gets worse - she looks awful.

  11. CACA says – reply to this


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    A drugged up mess like her shouldn't be around kids. Kevin is not the best option but he's MUCH better than her at the moment.

  12. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


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    Good for him. That ugly tramp needs a fucking wake up call…..

  13. P r gurruu says – reply to this


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    the wreck continuess…i see more wreckeage from this hillbilly hoee…..

    f yu britney,,,,,,,f yu bitch,,,,
    we squeeezing yur juice till yu pop…..haha

    well done perez ,she looks more haggard everytime i see her bitchhhhh

    thats wat yu gat for blasting the media that fukin made yu biatthcchchchchchchhchchchchchchchchchc

    f yu bicthhhh,,,we not done yet biaaatttchhhhhhh

  14. HEYYALL says – reply to this


    14

    GO KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GOD! WTF IS ON HER HEAD? LOOKS LIKE A DEAD TARANTULA.

  15. mark zuckerberg says – reply to this


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    i would stop with this unfit parent bullshit before someone brings you into court to testify for kevin.

  16. Karly says – reply to this


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    Good. She deserves it. GROW UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!

  17. Little Australian says – reply to this


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    LET ANGELINA ADOPT THEM !!
    LET ANGELINA ADOPT THEM !!
    LET ANGELINA ADOPT THEM !!

    Way better than Britney and K-fed…

  18. Amy says – reply to this


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    I don't understand how Britney could not have seen this coming! I know that she is on drugs and all, but I still don't understand. These celebrities should learn from Michael Jackson's court case. People are going to talk and she's not going to like what they say.

  19. shaniqua says – reply to this


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    hot mess if ive ever seen one!

  20. blame it on the rain says – reply to this


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    I don't really post comments however, this piece of s*&t is pathetic. It really pisses me off that she has enough $ and power (well, at least she used to) to provide her children with the best the world has to offer, yet she is dead set on making them suffer through her stupid ways. Someone needs to smack her in the face with reality. I HATE HER…but love the juicy gossip!

    xoxoxoxo
    ~ME

  21. Kristin says – reply to this


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    Perez I LOVE YOU!!! This shit is too funny!! I also live for it!! All day at work i amuse myself with britneys drama….

  22. justice? says – reply to this


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    Mark Kaplan is a scumbag lawyer who goes after wealthy celebrity dollars by playing dirty. You know who else he has represented? NO?? Remember Chris Judd??? J-Lo’s ex-loser of a husband who was a poor dancer before he married her?? Yeah. That guy. And Mark Kaplan was his lawyer. It’s his bag baby. He helps losers bleed their ex wives’ bank accounts so they can keep living “the life” without being a real man.
    He is sneaky and cruel and has been sending people to plant stories in the tabs for months, so he can use them against Brit in court. He advised K-Fed to stay away out of the public eye, so he could look squeaky clean in court. Just wait until after the dust settles. You’ll see K-Fed out on the town boozing it up 10 times as much as Brit.

  23. amy says – reply to this


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    I've got news for you. A great many wealthy people let "the nanny" raise their child. A great many FAMOUS people do this as well. I'm not saying I agree with it, but it is not abnormal.

    I'm all for ripping on Brit, she deserves it more than most, but really? You think that KFed won't also have a pile of nannies? Please.

  24. Trisha says – reply to this


    24

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    WATCH OUT FAT GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SOON. PROTECT YOUR LOOSE ASSHOLE

  25. sally says – reply to this


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    The whole stituation is just sad what is hard in it in taking are of her kids. Beibg a mom is the omost rewarding job in the world she suck at it.The whole stituation is just sad.She is responsible for waht is happening no one but her. I feel for the kids and not her.I am sure her mom,dad will be next to testify aganist her. She looks so bad and completely off in these pics.She is not fit to r4aise an animal right now.

  26. Stef says – reply to this


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    I know people want to assume the worst and think Kevin is all about the money, but I think anyone person in this country with even a shred of compassion also wants those kids taken from BritBrit.

  27. John Doe says – reply to this


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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M 25th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. TeamKevin says – reply to this


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    SAVE THOSE BOO BOOS KEV !!!!!

  29. El$* says – reply to this


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    ofcourse its about the money how come his not like this with his other kids? he wants more money

  30. Little Australian says – reply to this


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    #23 - I think you might be right… About Kfed Boozing up soon… He was almost as wild as britney in the days before the split and just after, then *gasp* suddenly he's all homely and "I-want-the-best-for-my-kids"…. Those poor babies!
    LET ANGELINA ADOPT THEM !!
    LET ANGELINA ADOPT THEM !!
    LET ANGELINA ADOPT THEM !!

  31. TRISHA says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    PEREZ WATCH OUT!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED SOON!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

    WATCH YOUR FAT BACON BACK BECAUSE SOMEONE WILL SHHOT YOU SOON!!!!

  32. bethany says – reply to this


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    heya birtney wot are they on about

  33. britney spears y'all says – reply to this


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    Omg y'all let me live my life…i'm still a good roll model y'all. I just like takin ma boo boos out dancin and cuttin a rug, y'all!! Who cares if they aint in no car seats!!!??? I've never had a drinkin problem!

  34. Ohreally says – reply to this


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    THE KIND OF "CRAZY" THE KIDS WOULD BE EXPOSED TO AT KEV'S HOUSE IS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS THAN THE TYPE OF "CRAZY" GOING ON AT BRIT'S HOUSE THESE DAYS…WHAT'S THE WORST THAT'S GOING ON AT KFEDS HOUSE ? A BLUNT OR TWO? COME ON HE'S NOT PERFECT BUT AT HIS HOUSE THERE ARE NO NARCOTIC LACED LOLLIPOPS FOR THE BOYS TO EAT..NO NAKED PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND THE YARD… AGAIN HE IS NOT PERFECT BUT HE IS STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE AND WE HAVE TO GIVE THE GUY A BREAK

  35. kkkkkkallli says – reply to this


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    GET A FUCKIN GRIP, BRITNEY! GET. A. FUCKIN. GRIP!!!!!!

  36. Ohhellno!! says – reply to this


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    oh i know you are not posting death threats on here you stupid bitch !!!!!! not a wise move !!! Perez in in the gay mafia and he will whack your ass !!!!

  37. th says – reply to this


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    how sad. i can't believe britney turned out this way.

  38. lar says – reply to this


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    She looks like a 45 year old crack whore in this photo.
    Oh wait, she is!

  39. lar says – reply to this


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    She looks like a 45 year old crack whore in this photo.
    Oh wait, she is!
    two dollar blow jobs….

  40. PEREZ YOUR GAY.. says – reply to this


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    OMG WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM U FAT GAY UGLI UNWANTED MUG..

    ALWAYS ON BRITNEYS BACK..HOW CAN U CAL HER AN UNFIT PARENT

    YOU DONT KNOW HER?? YOU DONT KNOW HOW SHE TREATS HER KIDS

    YOUR NEVER WITH HER? YOU PATHETIC N SAD..U SIT THERE AT YOUR SCREEN TYPING CRITISM ABOUT CELEBS THINKING U KNOW IT ALL

    I WONDER WHY UR FAT U JUST SIT THERE WITH UR NEEDY GEEKY LIFE

    LOSE SOME WAIGHT LIKE BRITNEY SED..EVER HEARD OF WEIGHT WATCHERS

    U UNWANTED GAY TWAT NO1 LIKES U STOP WASTING UR TYM WITH THIS STUPID SITE.. IDIOT

  41. my 2 cents says – reply to this


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    SOMEBODY needs to take those kids away.. And if their Daddy wants them, then all the better.. Kev isn't the best but at least he's not as bad as BS. And as for why he isn't as protective with his other kids… it's only cause his other baby mama isn't CRAZY!!! She's a GOOD mom.. and one Kev and Brit's kids could do some good being around.

  42. georgie says – reply to this


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    perez, you feast upon other people's misery.

  43. MT STAR says – reply to this


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    i'M GLAD! She deserves it. If she really gave a fuck she would lay low. She doesn;t give a fuck and why would she be crying? obviously she has lots of things to hide…… Good someone is FINALLY stepping in for the sake of these kids….. HAHAH sHITNEY THAT'S WHAT OU GET BITCH…..

  44. heb says – reply to this


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    Thank goodness he's finally going for the kids, hopefully he can get them before she kills them. She is such a piece of shit

  45. TRISHA says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ WILL BE NO MORE.. GIVE ME A MONTH!!!!

    PEREZ FAT ASS NEEDS TO DIE PEOPLE AND HE WOULD GET WHAT HE DESERVES IN A PAINFUL AND HUMILIATING DEATH!!!1

  46. Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this


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    Trailor Park Trash at its finest. It is a sad commentary on life when K-Fed (Ha) is the better parent.

  47. melani says – reply to this


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    fuck you all perez i hate you i wich you the wors you and ur stupide ugly fan

  48. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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    Team Britney 100% — what if the joke is on YOU? What if Kevin is a trailerpark Wigger manwhore? What if Mark Kaplan is an ambulance-chasing shyster? What if Britney is proven to be doing an acceptable job w/her boys? What if? What if? Let's see, her serious infractions consist of: taking her boys to Vegas after she left K-dred a cellphone message, and taking her eldest son to a dentist, at which visit she inquired about bleaching his teeth. She has 50-50 custody, so whatever she does in "her" time is offlimits. Testimony will be limited to her interactions with her children only. Yes, indeed, the California courts will surely throw the book @her — NOT! Hey Kevin: time to get a J-O-B!

  49. Just watch and see says – reply to this


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    I wish the photogs would follow Kevin around every day like they do Britney, then maybe the public would get a different picture. He's just laying-low until he gets what he wants $$$$$$, then we will see the real K-Fed emerge, which isn't any better than Britney.

    Hey Perez, isn't there a way for you to block these idiots like Trisha? People like her ruin it for everyone.

  50. cerrada la boca says – reply to this


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    Trisha….GROW UP AND SHUT UP!!!!! Didn't school start back this week?

  51. Mr Fantasic says – reply to this


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    She's a star!
    I'm form sweden and I guarnatee that more people here knows who Britney are than any other American singer. Maybe Madonna is more known but ofcourse shes english. Anyway more people know britney and her music than Robyn who is from sweden.
    You must realize that whats written here on perezhilton only matters to you who are here and youre just a piss in the missisiooi compared to all thet love her music all over the world. 90 % of those who make comments here are under 15 years old, and perez knows that. He also knows that this is only interesting until some other blog become more popular. Thats whay he is hating so much and inventing stories.

  52. Boo poo says – reply to this


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    she is an unfit parent right now- she is a good person but completely irresponsible and needs HELP! Good for K-fed but if he is really serious, he should not take any more money and prove that it is for the kids.

  53. Kaka says – reply to this


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    What has happened to her. Someone please tell me

  54. Nina says – reply to this


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    And this is why I am addicted to this site.

  55. justmythoughts says – reply to this


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    #43 (my2cents)…you totally nailed it.
    I don't really have any first-hand knowledge about any of these people (who actually does??!!). But I know that I constantly see pictures & videos of Britney in less-than-ideal situations, doing stupid stuff, & it seems as if she will do anything for attention, albeit negative attention!!!
    I don't see Shar plastered all over every magazine & blog site….Kevin evidently doesn't need to worry about going after those children he shares with her, because she doesn't throw herself 'out there' as seemingly certifiable!!!!!

  56. Booboo Spears says – reply to this


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    "#56 - Kaka says: What has happened to her. Someone please tell me"

    She fired everyone who was able to hide the real skank she was, is, and always will be.

  57. amber says – reply to this


    57

    that bitch is crazy if she thinks she is gonna keep custody of them boys. she is still doin stupid shit and he is letting her build the case for him against her. what an idiot!!!

  58. Patricia NY says – reply to this


    58

    There is no way on earth this is the same woman in the Britney Spears perfume ads. Whoever airbrushed that "Believe " picture should go down in history with Michelangelo and DaVinci.

  59. Whatever says – reply to this


    59

    No matter if you think Kevin is faking his awesome parenthood, Britney should still stay the fuck out of the limelight and let this shit all settle down. She needs to fucking chill. She looks like an asshole. She won't have any money for Kevin soon enough because I don't think she's even getting paid for anything except royalties and it's been a long ass time since I've heard Brit on the radio.

  60. TCELL Bandit says – reply to this


    60

    ANOTHER MESSY CUNT. JUMP INTO THAT COFFIN WITH AMY WHINE-HOUSE. STUPID NO TALENT SLAG. MAY YOUR T-CELL COUNT DROP FASTER THAN THE RATINGS OF PAULA ABDUL'S REALITY SHOW!

  61. Gamma says – reply to this


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    shit happens!!!!!!!

  62. dora,greece says – reply to this


    62

    no,no,no!no way,i'm not buying this!that bastard,kevin BORDELINE,cares only for the money.NOT FOR THE CHILDREN.DON'T FORGET THAT WHILE BEING MARRIED TO BRITNEY HE CHEATED ON HER EVERY NIGHT WITH A DIFFERENT WHORE!AND BRITNEY WAS HOME WITH HER KIDS.
    PEREZ I LOVE YOU.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT INFLUENCE YOU HAVE ON YOUNG PEOPLE.so stop turning them against britney.britney is A VICTIM OF BORDELINE AND HER MOTHER.JUST STOP THIS MADNESS!EVERYBODY MUST STOP RUINING THIS GIRL'S LIFE.

  63. dora,greece says – reply to this


    63

    the kids MUST stay with their mother.
    bordeline is much much worse than britney.he exploited britney.
    and NOW HE IS GOING TO EXPLOIT HIS CHILDREN.

  64. trishagetalife says – reply to this


    64

    who just sits and write thirty times i want to feed you dead body to my dogs. i say that bitch goes to jail for making threats like "watchout..blah, blah, blah…

  65. tom says – reply to this


    65

    Hey buddy! You need a 'date' y'all??
    Two dollars for a blow job!
    Will lay down for a crack pipe!

  66. LILA says – reply to this


    66

    I WAS REALLY FEELING SORRY FOR HER……….BUT SHE CONTINUES TO GO OUT PARTYING AND SPLASHING HER FACE OUT AT CLUBS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!!!! I KNOW THEY FOLLOW HER EVERYWHERE…..BUT SHE SHOULD JUST STOP THE CLUB HOPPING FOR THE SAKE OF HER KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  68. extreme says – reply to this


    68

    Perez,
    I hope you keeping track of "Trisha" IP, cause she sounds psycho!
    Hope K-Fed gets the kids!

  69. coco says – reply to this


    69

    she looks like Chyna (Joanie Laurer) in this photo.

  70. poor lynne spears says – reply to this


    70

    I really don't think Ms. Spears would be in this much trouble if she had listened to and respected the advice her Mom tried to give her….Obviously, her mother told her to grow-up and stop partying(advised her to go to Rehab). And even more obvious, is that KNOW ONE tells Ms. Spears what to do! For she knows everything, just like my 5 year-old niece who also happens to know everything…being right about everything is not all is "cracked-up" (pardon the pun) to be….sometimes we must listen to our Mommies who call us on our shit!!!

  71. Be careful Perez says – reply to this


    71

    Perez, be careful. Trisha sounds crazy!!! Anyone that has enough time to comment death threats on a website that is seen by millions of people that any good computer "geek" can trace (even if you use a fake email address) is asking to get arrested. People, you may not like what Perez says or does, but you are here reading and commenting. If you don't like it, find something else to do with your time.

  72. Karie43 says – reply to this


    72

    I F'in love it and live for it too! what an awesome train wreck!~

  73. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


    73

    FIRST OF ALL NUMBER 25…YOUR FUCKED!!!..GO GET HELP!!!..

    And number 23….YEh thats very interesting!!

  74. anon says – reply to this


    74

    sending you love Britney

  75. HUGE HEFNER says – reply to this


    75

    This trailer-trash, "switch-hitting", no-talent, HOOKER had NO BUSINESS infecting the world with hers and K-FUCK's spawn……BUT, since he didn't pull out and she was DUMB enough to let him blow his load in her love pond, HE seems to be the lesser of the 2 DUMBSHITS in terms of parenting…..Which ain't sayin' much……..

  76. miss_Jolie says – reply to this


    76

    Hey swede guy, I'm from Norway and Madonna isn't british! Yes, people know about Brit here, but everybody thinks she is a freaking lunatic. She has kinda lost all respect. Pluss Madonna and Brit aren't the only two known by almost everyone here, so is Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie, Oprah Winfrey etc…there are lots of people!

  77. miss_Jolie says – reply to this


    77

    Hey swede guy, I'm from Norway and Madonna is not british! Yes, people know about Brit here, but everybody thinks she is a freaking lunatic. She has kinda lost all respect. Pluss Madonna and Brit aren't the only two known by almost everyone, so is Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie, Oprah Winfrey etc…there are lots of people!

  78. sPIKe says – reply to this


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    She looks B A K E D!!!!!!

  79. sarou says – reply to this


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    BRITNEY..STOP ..PLAYING AROUND..GO HOME..AND SEE WHAT DOES YOUR KIDS NEED.I REALLY THINK THEY NEED THERE MAMY.
    I HOPE YOU CHANGE BEFORE THEY GROWS UP TO SEE THAT THERE MOM IS A…

  80. LiLee says – reply to this


    80

    OK! FIRST OF ALL I UNDERSTAND THAT KEVIN IS DOING IS FOR TATER TOT & SMALL FRY WELFARE ? YEAH RIGHT ! HE ISN'T A GOOD FATHER EITHER ?? I HAVE NEVER SEEN KEVIN WITH TATER TOT $ SMALL FRY FOR ONCE . AND NOW HE IS CLAIMING TO BE THE GOOD PARENT RIGHT NOW MY ASS ! HE IS GOOD FOR NOTHING : THE ONLY THING IS GOOD FOR TOBE AFTER BRITNEY'S MONEY THAT'S ALL . OK BRITNEY MAY HAD A LITTLE BIT OF MELTDOWN LATELY BUT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE IS A BAD MOTHER IN FACT SHE IS YOUNG SHE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN IS THAT WRONG?? AHHH BUT KEVIN CAN HANG OUT AND BANG ALL THE WHORES HE WANTS AND DOESN'T NEED TO WORK 'CAUSE HE IS GONNA GET BRITNEY'S MONEY ANYWAY. I LIVE IN SOUTH BEACH AND I HAVE A FRIEND WHO WORKS FOR A HOTEL IN SOUTH BEACH WHERE KEVIN FERDERLINE USUALLY STAY AND LET ME TELL U HE IS NOT A THE RESPONSIBLE FATHER THAT HE CLAIMS TOBE …PARTYING ALL THE NIGHT DIFFERENT WOMEN EVERY NIGHT AND WHERE IS TATER TOT & SMALL FRY ??? FOR SURE NOT WITH HIM .

    AND PERSONALLY I DONT THINK IS FAIR FOR EVERY BODY TO JUDGE BRITNEY FOR HER PARENTING SKILL WHEN NOBODY WAS BORN WITH EXPERIENCE TOBE A GOOD PARENTS….I THINKS SHE IS TRYING THE BEST SHE CAN ….AND THE MEDIA IS NOT HELPING HER AT ALL….!

    SO PLEASE GIVE HERA BREAK YOU'ALL ASSHOLES!

  81. thetruth says – reply to this


    81

    Kfed is only after those KIDS b-cuase he see's $$$$$$ signs……what about going after his other kids…..OH I forgot Shar is dirt poor…..and YES Shar does party and smokes pot..no one has paid attention b-cuase Shar is not Famous. To all you perfect mothers out there THANK GOD you are not raising your kids in the public eye becuase god only knows CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES would be coming after you……

  82. sally says – reply to this


    82

    GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FAT FUCKING BITCH

    Apparently your parents did a horrible job raising you, since you turned out to be a fat fucking blimp and has no shame. I fucking looking look dirty as shit and i wouldn't be surprised to find flies flying out of that nasty has ass. God i feel sorry for anyone who has to be in your vicinity you fugly son of a bitch.

    Why don't you knit yourself a noose and do this world a service and hang yourself you fucking asshole. Fucking oxygen theif. DIE and BURN IN HELL!!!!

  83. e says – reply to this


    83

    She looks like absolute freaking hell. Whatever "substance" she is using to numb the pain of being Britney is aging her so quickly. SOMEONE HELP HER AND HER BABIES!!!

  84. LA VERDAD says – reply to this


    84

    WHY is everyone forgetting the fact that K-Fuck neglected his kids (with Shar Jackson) to be with Brit…….and Brit paid his child support then. So who is GOOD PARENT NOW? OH thats right keep forgetting his other kids are dirt poor.

  85. Ron says – reply to this


    85

    Kevin should subpoena the editors from OK Magazine. To show Britney's erratic behavior at the photoshoot. That will certainly help him.

  86. goodparent says – reply to this


    86

    What makes Brit a bad parent…………
    1. Sucking a llolipop.
    2.Being famous.
    2.Divorcing K-Fuck.
    3.Going to a club.
    4.shaving her head.
    5. Getting a tattoo.
    6.Not speaking to her mother.
    7.Taking her kids on vacation.
    8.Hiring a nanny to help with her kids.
    9.Drinking
    10. smoking (Cigarrettes)
    11.Not putting up with peoples shit.(walking out on interviews)
    12.wearing wigs.
    13.Eating
    14. Sleeping
    15.Firing employees she does not trust.
    16. Being forced to go to rehab.
    17. For being a millionare.
    18.Living life

    She is their mother and she does have their best interest at heart…..too bad she is always being followed. Their is nowhere Brit can go she will never be left alone. Who are we to say that she is a BAD MOTHER.

  87. Yvonne says – reply to this


    87

    whoooottt, sexy bitch

  88. Britney Fans Are pathetic says – reply to this


    88

    My god she is so fucking ugly! she look like a man.

  89. gossip says – reply to this


    89

    people like us enjoy reading about celebrities, enjoy their shortfalls. Britney would not act this crazy if the media is not following her 24/7. It is the media who is responsible for situations in which Britnet, lindsay are.

  90. Perez Knows He's Gay says – reply to this


    90

    She gets more hideous looking on a daily basis.

  91. perma-bitch says – reply to this


    91

    never thought I would think K-Fed is a better choice for custody, but it seems Brit is going out of her way to lose parental rights. Perez for Pres & K-Fed for custodial parent

  92. Curly fries says – reply to this


    92

    Who cares if KFed wants more money? He's STILL, by FAR, the much better parent. I know that's not saying much, given that Britney is the WORST mother on earth, but still, it seems the kids get what they need from him.

  93. lexy says – reply to this


    93

    where does he keep gettin the cash to hire all these crack lawyers?

  94. me says – reply to this


    94

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A LOBSTER!!

  95. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


    95

    #91 "Good parent": You sound higher than Britney!! If she didn't want to be followed around she wouldn't go out EVERY night of the week to places that are crawling with paps. Did you read your own list? Most of it describes a pattern of erratic behavior thus, the custody dispute. The dumb hillbilly won't even notice if her kids are taken away.

  96. xoxo says – reply to this


    96

    "K-Fed’s military-trained army of legal processors"

    Why military-trained army of legal processors? Britney is not a terrorist. K-Fed is an ass. You are not supposed to scare your kids' mom.

  97. Brit's camp says – reply to this


    97

    um, what about his other kids? Is he as "concered about their well being" and is he as"involved" with them too? Right, I forgot, Shar Jackson doesn't have the type of $$ Brit has. It is a sad world when he becomes a poster boy for being a good parent. Just because we don't see pics of him partying, doesn't mean he isn't, who'd want to follow him around, he's a nobody. It all about the $$.

  98. sk says – reply to this


    98

    who watches the kids when k-fed goes out? Brit has issues but he is not any better. if i had to see all this negative shit I'd be pretty screwed up too. Shit Ro. Barr made a stupid threat to u and u got so upset. words used as threats and to make fun of people also hurt people's feelings including people already with high profile isssues. I feel like shit if someone who does not know me makes a nasty comment. i learned to quickly say something nasty back and move on. i still love ya perez and all the stuff but we both know he is fucking with her head and her emotions to get all he can.. People he left his pregnant girlfriend and his kid to shack/knock up with Brit. He is a fucking loser that has not changed..

  99. Tammy says – reply to this


    99

    Good gawd, she looks old and haggard! Can't she get a stylist and a personal trainer? Who keeps telling her she looks good in those short, low-cut dresses that show her floppy cleavage?

  100. Janice says – reply to this


    100

    This definitely about the money. I just finished watching CNN. When K-fed rented his house back in July he told the owner that he would be buying the house within the next 6 months. Why didn't he ask for custody when he signed the divorce papers on July 30th maybe because he wouldn't have gotten his 14 million from Brit plus the 20,000 a month alimony. or the 15,000 amonth child support. The almony runs out in November. Think about it
    Why dosn't he get a job.a real Job and support Shar and her kids never mind him takin care of the other two. Bit has been paying thier support too
    His lawyer is a ambulance chaser and he is a gold-digger!
    You would have to have brain damage not to figure that one out

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