Papa Joe Can't Wait To Pimp Out The Next Cash Cow Calf

Dadager Joe Simpson is speaking out to the media about his daughter and mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson being all grown up.
Simpson says, “The day she found out she was pregnant, she became a woman.”
He adds, “She’s concerned about what she eats and how she prepares for the child and [details like], is the baby’s room ‘green’ enough? It’s a transformation you never expect as a parent ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ you pray for it, but never expect it. She’s ready for this baby!”
Good to know. And what about Pete Wentz?
Joe reveals, “Pete is the king of details, so he wants to make sure the baby’s room is just right ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ the right colors, the right sheets, the right look. He’s a great parent.”
He also talks about Jessica Simpson wanting to be an aunt soon. In fact, he’s trying to keep her performing instead of heading back to be with Ashlee.
He says, “I’m trying to keep her out there until the baby’s born. I have a couple of other dates I need her to play!”
Good job at making her seem like she’s excited to be an aunt. Maybe she’s just tired of “working” at concerts.
As for Joe, the 50 year-old says “I am too young to be a grandpa! But I am excited.”
And as for the baby name, guess they’re having a boy. Pappa Joe hints, “I’m not allowed to give any hints. I can tell you it’s not Joe. I wished, I tried, but it didn’t work.”
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