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Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because ____________.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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  1. 101

    because skin isn't considered a "carb"



  2. 102

    she's hungry



  3. 103

    SHE'S NOT SUCKING IT…DUH!
    SHE'S IN THE PROCESS OF STICKING IT DOWN HER THROAT BECAUSE SHE ATE 2 TIC TACS…ONE MORE TIC TAC THAN HER DAILY ALLOWED INTAKE OF FOOD.



  4. 104

    bc she's hungry … but sooooooooo beautiful



  5. 105

    It's a calorie free meal.



  6. 106

    Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because David got a visectimy, so she's sucking up all his dried cum



  7. 107

    duh, she's hungry as hell!



  8. 108

    she just pulled it outa that old ladys ass and then decided to do another cover pose !



  9. 109

    she hasn't eaten in days



  10. 110

    …because it's twice as big as David's dick!



  11. 111

    She's so hungry she'll eat anything!



  12. 112

    it has zero calories.



  13. 113

    Well… That's what INFANTS do!



  14. 114

    It has 0 calories ?



  15. 115

    She's hungry!



  16. 116

    She's thinking what she wishes she could eat but will starve herself instead….



  17. 117

    she just dipped it in her honey pot.



  18. 118

    It tastes like her husband's butthole.



  19. 119

    she just finished bending it like Beckham…



  20. 120

    she is thinking about Beck's Pee pee….woo hooo! Go Posh!



  21. 121

    no forreal…..she just ate some ribs….Ha ha …..yeah right…



  22. 122

    she's "secretly" a vampire and she needs nourishment!



  23. 123

    It's how we take off excess lipstick before it gets stuck on our teeth. No, I'm not kidding…



  24. 124

    ,…she's thinking about David!!!!!!



  25. 125

    That's the only thing she allows in it…..HELLLLLOOOOOOO THE CHICK IS ANOREXIC !!! She looks awful !!!!! I say she weighs 78lbs.



  26. 126

    it's non-fat



  27. 127

    because she misses becks



  28. 128

    it's the only thing she's going to eat today



  29. 129

    Clearly, the taste of Vagisil gives her the tickles.



  30. 130

    She's obviously starving…geez, her shoulders look like those of an anorexic's!!



  31. 131

    … because she's meeting David later and is doing some "warm ups".



  32. 132

    …she momentarily forgot how germ-filled and disgusting taxis are. :P



  33. 133

    Because she misses David's magic stick.



  34. 134

    because even "that" part of david is mmm mmm good…



  35. 135

    shes horny



  36. 136

    shes starving to death?



  37. 137

    she is hot



  38. 138

    leave her alone perez she looks great

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