Even More From Jennifer Aniston!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Brad Pitt > Celebrity Feuds
Gosh, by the time the upcoming issue of Vogue hits newsstands, no one's going to care, because Jen's chip-on-her-shoulder interview has pretty much dribbled all over the internet already.
Here are some more fightin' words from Maniston!
One the public's (inaccurate) perception of her:
"There is more to me than just a tabloid girl. This whole 'Poor lonely Jen' thing, this idea that I'm so unlucky in love? I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be."
Where oh where could we have possibly gotten that idea from???
Cough - John Mayer - cough.
And on her divorce from Brad Pitt:
"I've got to tell you, it's so vague at this point, it's so faraway in my mind, I can't even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. … And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we've been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other."
Someone let Jen know that it takes two to tango.
And here's some random stuff about Sex and the City:
"I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man. It is just not up my alley. I don't believe in it. There is nothing you can control about love."
That's cause her life sounds like a page right out of the script!
Zing!
[Image via WENN.]




TEAM ANISTON!! FUCK ANGIE! I CANT WAIT TIL SHE GETS CANCER LIKE HER UGLY ASS MOM AND DIES! WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND BITCH! HER KIDS WILL DISOWN HER LIKE SHE DID TO HER DAD! YOU'LL ALL SEE I CANT WAIT….MARK MY WORDS!!!!
Man - I bet Jennifer would bitch slap Angelina! My money is on Jennifer - Perez stop defending Sluttelina and be real -
I don't get what is so wrong about her comments.
Re: ladylove48 –
its sooo tru. Perez is no longer a gossip blogger, id swear the celebs he brags abut pay him, (madonna, angie) they both home wreckers and thats ok, but for any1 else its a HUGE problem…
perez you're a prick. You talk about all the other other women who have broken up homes but you forgive ho-lie? Anyone else remember her saying she didn't want any of her own kids because she would feel like she was leaving one in another counrty to strave or some shit like that? She got preganat to trap Brad because she knew that was his dream was having kids of his own. Well he got them hes the only one i ever see with his kids, Angelina always has her adopted ones, never her own flesh and blood
So grow up perez, if you can't see who the true bad person is then maybe you need to to step back and read everyone's comments and stop being fooled by the media smoke and mirrors that only Ho-lie can put on
Jen gave this interview way before Angie's interview with New York Times about her kids watching a movie where their parents fell in love. Jen was referring to Angies' 2007 article in which she stated that she enjoyed coming to work on MMS. That's almost 2 years ago and also it means Jen actually paid money to buy a magazine with Angie in the cover so she can read everything about her. This Jen chick cannot and will not move on. Do you why? Because this pity party is her entire career. None of Friends folks made it big. Jen's current movies are not selling. She is not that talentd and is getting too old to make romantic comedies. So what does she do? She yells about Angie being bad while saying absolutely positive thing about Brad. Brad, a man who actually made vow to her. Pathetic woman, indeed!
Folks, you are defending Jen and yelling at Angie, read Jen's interview. She says really positive things about Brad, a man who was married to her. So, is she under the delusion that Brad is this poor little man who was powerless under the spell of evil Angie? Is she this stupid? It's sad Angie plans to leave Hollywood soon and we have to deal with Jen the loser for much, much longer
Re: joeplumber – ARE YOU THAT DELUSIONAL TO THINK ANGIE WILL LEAVE LA THAT WHORE IS ADDICTED TO FAME.SHE ONLY GOT FAMOUS BY FUCKING FAMOUS MEN AND THEN STOLE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS MEN FROM ONE OF THE FAMOUS COUPLES IN THE WORLD.SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE IT BEHIND YOU LOSER
Re: joeplumber – NO SHE FUCKING DIDNT.SHE NEVER DID THAT INTERVIEW BEFORE BLOW DICK FACE STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT RUNNING OFF WITH HER HUSBAND YOUR A FUCKING LIAR,YOUR MAKING SHIT UP.
I do not understand the animosity that comes from people towards Jennifer. I think she has been very respectful considering everything that has happened to her. Why does everyone consider Angelina a saint when she is the one who steals everyone's man…and blatantly lies to the public about what really happened in the beginning between her and Brad. If you recall, Angelina lied for the longest time and said that she was not dating or in love with Brad while the marriage between he and Jennifer still existed. Now, we find out that was all untrue. SHOCKER. She's a ho…
Re: jojo123 –
OMG…Are you Jennifer Anniston??? I dont even think that even Jen is as obsessed with this whole thing as you are. Your opinion isnt the only one on here and just because you think it doesnt make it right. Theres no need to be calling people dickfaces and liars and losers.
I agree with joeplumber. Everyone seems to think that brad is innocent in all of this and that angie is the bad one. The thing is that its pretty hard to steal someone who doesnt want to be stolen. And if the guy is that weak hes obviously not good enough for jen, she deserves better. Im a fan of jen and i think that brad is an asshole for what he did to her but i also understand that angelina wasnt married to jen, so she wasnt the one that did the most wrong by her. Although she 'took her husband', its her husband who wronged her first and foremost.
And by making the comments about it years later, i think it makes it look like jen is still bothered by it, and i think that it was a mistake for her to talk about it because it looks like she is still licking her wounds and she is still letting them get the better of her and they are still making her look like the victim.
perez you dickhead
leave jen alone . your santa angelina uses her for publicity every chance that whore gets and jen is not allowed to make one small comment . you get over it and yeah you have pissed all jen fans . i hope your next boyfriend ( not that i want you to be happy) leaves you . you are a blotch on the gay community . damn you to hell and loneliness forever. i hope you never find love .
And then you're surprised that people say they want to kick your ass. Stupid, little man
Wish the bland bitch would shut the fuck up about brad and Ange now.Jealousy is a bitter pill.He left cos he was not in love with HER.. sh needs to get this fact.Nobody can STEAL somebody if they are happy.
How come every time that skank Angelina has a movie to promote she reveals another anecdote about her and Brad obviously her acting ablity isn't enough she needs to whore out Brad and the kids… It's so sad!!!! I can't stand her!!! Jen rules!
she just needs to get over. it already they have moved on. its been four years, why now. it seems as if the whole world doesnt want to move on……..shes with a new person stop talking about brad
WHAT IS WITH THE CONSTANT PICKING ON JENNIFER ANISTON PEREZ??? SHE IS NOT THE ONE WHO FUCKED AROUND BEHIND HER PARTNERS BACK UNLIKE DOUCHEBAG BRAD PITT AND THE FISH LIPPED WHORE ANGIE. I THINK JENNIFER MAKES A GOOD POINT IN THE INTERVIEW. SHE DOES NOT NEED A MAN FOR FULFILLMENT. SHE IS HAPPY AND INDEPENDENT SO JUST LET THE WOMAN BE. PLUS SHE IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN ANGIE. SERIOUSLY.
She's still quality. She doesn't need the validation of a celebrity-obsessed culture to make her feel good. Angelina's transformation from vial of blood-sporting mentalist to All American Superfantastic Mom is a bit too implausible to me. I don't see why the public should hammer those in the public eye who have done nothing to deserve it…to that end, I apologise for my petulant remarks about Angelina - her humanitarian work is worthy of praise.
RashManly said:
Hey Angelina,
here is a quote from
OSCAR WILDE -
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"A man who marries
his mistress leaves a vacancy
in that position."
Rash Honey, your posts are always insightful and interesting, and I understand your point, however THEY NEVER MARRIED. So actually Brad could walk out if he wanted, so I think they obviously love each other and are devoted parents to all the children. I respect that.
Think about it..Jen and Brad's marriage was so over, and that was obvious by the way they interacted with each other for at least the last year of their marriage. She told him they would have kids after 'friends' ended..and she kept stringing him along. He was obvously sick and tired of her lying bs…and the island get-away at the very end of it did nothing to rekindle feelings that weren't there.
In Jen's interview..she speaks highly of Brad and disses Angie… I think she's delusional.
Angelina Jolie seems as if she has somthing to prove always going on on how perfect her life is … nothing in this world is perfect honey that includes you and yours, so now she`s with mr. always moving on just shut up , no one cares.
*cough* bullshit *cough*
OK JENS WORD "THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN CONTROL ABOUT LOVE" THEN WHY IS SHE BASHING ANGELINA>? REMEMBER ANGELINA WAS NOT THE ONE WHO WAS DOING THE CHEATING IT WAS BRAD, BRAD CHEATED ON YOU JEN, AND SOMETIMES WE GET MARRIED THINKING WE ARE MARRYING OUR SOUL MATE, BUT YOU DIDN'T AND HE DIDN'T IT IS VERY EVIDENT THAT BRAD AND ANGIE ARE MEANT TO BE, AND THEY ARE HELPING THE POOR AROUND THE WORLD TOGETHER AND THEY LOVE GIVING, THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE THE KINDEST AND THE MOST CARING PEOPLE, NORE IS BEING DONE IN NEW ORLEANS FROM BRAD THEN FROM OUR OWN GOVERMENT, SO YOUR MARRIAGE DID NOT WORK, TIME TO LET IT GO, AND SHE IS JUST SOUNDING SO JEALOUS OVER ANGIE, AND SHE MAY OF BEEN A VERY JEALOUS WIFE NONE OF US KNOW, BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO BASH ANGIE, IT IS NOT RIGHT, I SAW SOME VERY CRUEL WORDS ON ANOTHER SITE AND NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE IT EVEN KNOW HER, BUT WHAT THEY DO KNOW LIKE THE REST OF US IS HOW GIVING SHE IS, PLEASE TELL ME THIS WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH BEING A GIVING PERSON? WAKE UP BASHERS, YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF…….
FIRST I LOVE JEN, SHE IS SWEET, SHE IS THE GIRL NEXT DOOR KIND OF FEEL TO HER PERSONA, SHE HAS NEVER LET HOLLYWOOD MAKE HER INTO A TRAMP LIKE ANGELAHOELY HAS, THIS SLUT HAS SLEPT WITH ANYONE WITH A DICK, OH FOR THAT MATTER WITH WOMEN TOO. SHE IS A WHORE, NO SHE IS BIGGER THAN A WHORE, I CAN'T STAND HER STUPID ASS. SHE PROBABLY KNEW BRAD WANTED KIDS SO BADLY THAT IS WHY SHE KEPT ADOPTING THEM AND NOW SHE IS SPITTING THEM OUT JUST TO KEEP A TIGHT HOLD ON BRAD. WHEN DO YOU EVER SEE HER WITH ALL HER KIDS AT ONCE AND THE DUMB BITCH WANTS MORE.. YEAH, YEAH SHE HAS MONEY TO HIRE A NANNY, BUT WHO THE FUCK WANTS THERE KIDS BONDING WITH A FUCKING NANNY U DUMB BITCH THEY ARE YOUR KIDS, WOMAN UP BITCH STAY HOME INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE CAPTIAN SAVE A HOE! BRAD THIS HAD TO BE THE DUMBEST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE WAS LEAVE JEN, SHE WASN'T READY TO BE A MOM, PROPS TO HER CAUSE SHE STOOD HER GROUND, AND JEN FUCK BRAD TOO HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU… HE IS A FOLLOWER JUST LOOK HOW HOLIE HAS CHANGED HIS WHOLE LOOK. LOOKING MORE LIKE A GRANDPA MAYBE SHE IS THINKING OF BILLY BOB THORTHON. LMFAO!!!!!
Lip service, hot hair, it's all BS
TEAM ANISTON!!!!
Jolie is a a home wrecking skank.
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.BILLY BOB was engaged to Laura Dern and surprise!!! JOLIE is now dating BIlly bob. Jolie has no morals. How do you go to being a blood wearing, wrist cutting husband stealing skank to normal. YOu don't — the skankness will be back
i love jen i dont care u dont need a man to b happy it just helps when u need a lil sumthin,sumthin and even then you really dont need a man for that haha
Why does she keep talking out both sides of her mouth? Why is she doing this interview - she has no movies coming out any time soon! Sorry but I don't believe her about the marriage ending not being so bad. Hello, she was weeping and whining throughout that September 2005 interview in "Vanity Fair"!!! Is she dilusional or what?????
You ass. Jennifer Aniston has every right to call Angelina "uncool". I personally respect her more for it - she could have been a lot bitchier (like you..), but chose not to. I think both women are great actresses, but when it comes down to it, Team Aniston all the way. After everything that Brad Pitt did to her, and with Angelina Jolie's complete disregard and lack of respect for someone else's marriage, bitch deserves for her actions to be called "uncool". I think you condoning the way their relationship began is more uncool than anything you're bitching about Jennifer Aniston for.
I think Jen is correct. That was very uncool. It just made Jolie sound like a homewrecker.
What a hypocritical twat. She is the poster child for "women who have to have a man in her life to feel empowered". Maybe she'd land a man if her face wasn't shaped like a scrotum.
TEAM JEN come on she's had is hard!!! Ang gets everything great in life!!!
i love jennifer, shes so kind and loving.. and i hope she finds someone who will love her…
Team Aniston!
Perez, how could you take Angie's side but not take Sienna Miller's??? They both did the same thing (HOMEWRECKERS!!!!) yet you only trash Sienna????
aww come on perez leave her alone. what'd she ever do to make you pissed? jut back off okay? i like you so it would be terrible if i would hate you because of you shitting on her
Ummm does anyone else think that Perez's obsession with hating on Aniston is getting old? I mean, she's pretty vanilla and yes she seems pretty controling of how she appears to the public, but is that ANY different than Miz Jolie? Also, Perez calls Evan Rachel Wood a whore and homewrecker because he likes Dita Von Teese but he praises "Saint Angie" yet she did the same thing to Aniston… difference is he doesn't like the latter… what a schmuck Perez is… at least be consistent in your views if your going to diss people on your site.
I really dont quite understand why you are hating on her so much about th8is whole Brad/Angelina thing. Remember SHE is the one that got cheated one. She is the one who had to deal with the humiliation when it all went public. For someone who is very vocal about other celebs being "homewreckers" and "sluts" when they are involved in adulterous relationships, I find it hard to undersatnd why you are making Jennifer Aniston out as the bad guy here…
Good for Jen! Why should she be seen as the bad guy? Just because you feel that skeleton, air bag lips Angelina is a "Saint"? ~cough ~ cough~
Its abundantly clear how this all went down, Perez just chooses to ignore it. Jen was the trusting laid back wife. Angelina was the manipulative, damaged, beautiful co-star who used a child to fill a void in her life. She meets Brad, immediately realizes she wants him and goes to work! Unfortunately for Jen she is just the kind of manipulative woman who gets what she wants. She convinces Brad the LAST thing she wants is a relationship which only draws him in further, and of course she doesn't expect marriage (takes a load of pressure off). A year later he's left his wife and she's pregnant (also something she claimed she never wanted conicidentally). A few years later and 6 kids, she is already changing her tune about marriage! Just shocking! I have a very close friend who plays this game with men and I guarantee you it works EVERYTIME. Well played Jolie!
Ange sucks! nuff said!
yes it does take 2 to tango perez but dam brad did cheat on her with angelina…that hurts even more!!!
I can't WAIT to read this interview. I'm going to frame it. Perez, time to see that Angelina is inface a whore. I applaud Jen for coming out and telling her side of it and slapping that bitch in the face
What a PATHETIC LOSER! This interview is full of contradictions — reminds me of Sarah Palin. Complete AIRHEAD. Too much pot over the years clearly gotten to her head. Thank goodness Brad kicked her out of his life!! Thank GOODNESS!!!! I guess with no career prospect (just talking about her 'productions' that are NOT happening), you still have to ride on your ex-husband's gravy train. COAT TAIL RIDER, PATHETIC HAS-BEEN.
Re: Jenfraud –
No career prospects? Doesn't she have 2 movies coming out. Interesting take on things though. Has Brad even had a blockbuster?
So many of my friends love Sex and the City, but I never liked it… I know Im a teengager and I should WANT to watch television with sex and all that stuff that a normal teenager does, but Im just not into watching innapropriate television shows or movies. cursing isnt my thing, and neither is talk about Sex. I dont need a man in my life! No one does! And I think its kind of childish to say that you do. Sex and the City has a great cast though! Dont get me wrong! Great cast and crew! but the story line (plot) just isnt something Im into…. I loved the random conversations though………… Wow…. Im totally off subject… Enough about Sex and the City…. Jennifer…. Well, can I be honest?….. I could care less about Jennifer's love life….. Too many celebrities these days are having man trouble. sooooo many divorces! sooooo many break ups! And the thing is, its never going to end…. Cause once the stars of TODAY die, theres going to be MORE stars, and THEIR going to have man troubles, and the paperazi is going to be aaaaaall over it, but do I care about whats going on in their life?…… no…… I seriously dont…. Their just normal people who happen to be good at acting and singing and what not…..
Caught you last night on that suckful show Privilege. Perez, sweetie, please hire a stylist; you looked like one of my stained & spotted sanitary napkins after a flight to Hong Kong.
Angelia Jolie is nasty, dirty, vile, husband stealing devil of a bitch. Mr. Brad is a hot guy (albeit a total narcissist with a bad complexion) and we know he's going to dump crazy, weird Angie for the next hot thang that comes along…You know he's just itching and twitching to dump this be-atch and get his lips around some fresh pou-tang…
I love Jen, but move on with your life. There is life after Brad, really.
Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking skank!
OMG Perez. You're too sad when it comes to Jeniffer.
Leave her alone, and go make other lives miserable, lives of people who actually DESERVE to be made miserable.
And if you hate John Mayer so much, go tell shit about him, and leave Aniston alone. She didn't divorce you, did she?
I agree when it comes to sex and the city!
Angelina is sucking the life out of Brad as we speak. Seriously his sex appeal plummeted the moment he was with Angelina. I think in the end, Jen will have the last laugh, whether you like it or not Perez. I like Angie an all, she has done a lot of great things, but her and Brad are too full of themselves. I don't care much about Jen as far as her movies go, but having the media constantly victimizing and labeling her, it is no surprise that she would be stronger person for it. Jen didn't do a damn thing, and yet it's the ones who decepted and left her that gets the praise, it never made alot of sense to me. Sure they are both attractive (in an overrated kind of way) and they adopt a crap load of children, so that means that they gotta give Jen all the crap. DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU PEREZ?
Please Jenn move on. You deserve it, don't keep talking about another couple. You have your own life so go live it have fun
Re: Jenfraud – Hey idiot it wasn't and never was Jen smoking pot,it was Brad, That was a huge reason why she didn't want to start a family with him right away because he couldn't stop smoking weed.
Now for someone like whoreline I'm sure she doesn't care if he blazes up any where any time as long as he shares with her
Zinging your own material is pretty lame, P-Dog.
its about time jen set the record straight and for that you want to talk shit about her yet you always want to defend and never say anything about that toothy looking darkhaired scrawny stick who spreads it everyone
shes so boring
Re: XTinkerbellX – FIRST OF ALL I DO THINK BRADS A BIGGER PRICK BUT 2ND OF ALL IM TALKING ABOUT THE ANGELINA SIDE OF IT BECAUSE THATS THE DISCUSSION HERE FUCKFACE.ABOUT ANGELINAS NEED TO BRING IT UP AGAIN.IF IT WERE BRAD THAT WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER AND MAKING IT A STORY THAT HE FUCKED ANOTHER WOMAN BEHIND HIS WIFES BACK THEN ID BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING PRICH HE IS,AND THIRDLY IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I WRITE HOW MUCH I WRITE WHEN I WRITE OR ANY OF IT THEN MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND MOVE ONTO THE NEXT BLOG ASSHOLE.YOUR SURE SPENT A LOT OF TIME WRITING ABOUT IT YOURSELF AND ME FOR THAT.FUCKING IDIOT.
No, you are wrong–Jen is totally cool. One day stupid b pitt will RUN from the bitch that is jolie.
ANGIE SUCKS
JENN IS cOOL
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Re: Tori___Baby –
Aniston's nose is permanently stuff with too much weed. SO sorry truth hurts you. She admitted in an interview she loves pot. SHe does cocaine too and that's one of the reasons not only Brad, but Paul Sculfer left her sorry ass.
C'mon Perez. You don't like her so you are taking everything you can find and make it even worse then it is. You are acting no worse then the republicans you hate so much. Angelina was not a saint and you need to take her off the pedestal. Enough already.
Re: jojo123 –
What Im saying is that your opinion is fine, everyone has opinions but calling other people fuckfaces and idiots for having different ones is stupid and immature.
Re: jojo123 –
I agree wit tinkerbelle, shut the fuck up…youre like a 5 yr old calling everyone names coz they dont agree wit u..grow up.
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU…..
YOU ARE ALL RETARDED GETTIN ALL PERSONAL AND ACTIN LIKE TWATS.
GET A LIFE AND STOP BEIN ALL BRAVE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREENS. LOSERS.