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Time To Get Some New Moves

Filed under: Old People

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Brandon Davis Sylvester Stallone strikes his Rocky pose as he scores a new Puma murse at a party in the LG House in Malibu this past weekend.

We get excited over S.W.A.G., but this is a bit much. Dontcha think?

Posted: August 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm

55 comments to “Time To Get Some New Moves”

  1. ctw says – reply to this


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    looks hot

  2. Jenn says – reply to this


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    why all the Stallone coverage lately?

  3. Rebecca says – reply to this


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    what is a murse?

  4. HOLY BAT TURDS says – reply to this


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    WHO REALLY CARES?!?!?!?!?!?

  5. chacha says – reply to this


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    old

  6. R says – reply to this


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    He needed a new bag to put all his roids in.

  7. Devin says – reply to this


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    He's probably broke and needs it for a yard sale

  8. Amber says – reply to this


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    murse=man purse

  9. Buddy says – reply to this


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    He's just excited. Look at the size of that bag. Plenty of room to store all of his 'roids.

  10. Josephine says – reply to this


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    ::COUGH:: gay ::COUGH::

    geez, Sly…gettin' old there honey

  11. justme says – reply to this


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    Perez! U're on E! lol

  12. clarissa says – reply to this


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    weird..

  13. Jake_G says – reply to this


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    So this was a yard sale? hard times.

  14. Christine says – reply to this


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    Stallone's time in the sun ended a loooong time ago. He should focus on his family. I guess he's got time on his hands since he doesn't work and his wife peddles crap on HSN or QVC (whatever). Perhaps he's just showing off the latest gift his wife bought him or that's the bag that they found steroids in a few months back at an airport. What a loser has-been.

  15. Codpiece says – reply to this


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    Look at the crazy VEINS in his arm!!

  16. Codpiece says – reply to this


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    Look at the crazy veins in his arms!!!!

  17. ali says – reply to this


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    he DOES look like brandon davis!

  18. Tony says – reply to this


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    I think he looks great for his age. I only hope I look that good when im his age.

  19. poop says – reply to this


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    Looks like he's giving us a big 'up yours' to me. Maybe he just looks like that when he's not smiling.
    Murses are so in!!! Seriously. Douchebags.

  20. vip sux says – reply to this


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    vip - your site sucks. you can't even spell "Marilyn" right. It's not spelled "maryline." Quit advertising your crap site here.

  21. Yup. says – reply to this


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    Sly's just having fun, and adding his generous spirit to the occasion. It's fun to win something, no matter how many years you have or how wealthy. You don't have to act reserved just because you're privileged enough to have reached a certain age. Gusto, gusto, gusto.

  22. i love sly says – reply to this


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    and i love that bag too.

  23. kiki says – reply to this


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    how embarrassing to still need so much attention at his age.

  24. nothing better to do today (sad) (poop) says – reply to this


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    Kiki, you're a class act douche. Sorry, I was completely compelled to say.

  25. Good for Sly! says – reply to this


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    He's still looking good at his age and in good health and good shape.
    Alot better than you lazy computer nerds who will be LUCKY to be his age and in as good physical shape that he's in!
    GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20, BITCHES!

  26. smorf says – reply to this


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    At least he can still lift his arms over his head

  27. ncstatecutie says – reply to this


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    sorry-he's still a hottie!!

  28. FAN says – reply to this


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    this guy looks AMAZING…. I wish i look like this at his age. NICE BAG!!!!

  29. G says – reply to this


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    Looks great

  30. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    That's alot of hair dye!!!

  31. sarou says – reply to this


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    admit ppl this man is still hot..i love him

  32. lora la cantinflora says – reply to this


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    hahaha! he does look like Brandon Davis close relative! I see where Brandon gets his inspiration from.

  33. Aair-head says – reply to this


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    his plastic surgeon must be a fucking douche bag…….
    and also must hate rocky v. much.

  34. Come to mama! says – reply to this


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    Hot hot hot!!! The man looks amazing - I can't believe he's 61! As for the is he/isn't he using roids debate…. I gotta say when Sly takes his shirt off I couldn't really give a sh*t how he got to look that way! Am i a pervert to lust after a man 35 years my senior?! Roll on rambo 4!

  35. Gazzo says – reply to this


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    Go for it, GO FOR IT, ROCK!

  36. bunsen says – reply to this


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    "Swag" is NOT an abbreviation, nor is it an acronym. It doesn't need to be printed as SWAG or, worse yet, S.W.A.G. It's a word all on its own, dude - "swag". Look it up. Means booty (as in pirate, not as in ass).

  37. E says – reply to this


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    You can only hope and pray to look this good at 60! And have as much $$. And such a hot wife!! Jealous bitches.

  38. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    Please don't ever compare Davis to him. I love SLY

  39. Cal says – reply to this


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    That looks more like John Cusack in Say Anything than Rocky. Maybe there's a boombox inside his purse

  40. manda says – reply to this


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    what the hell is wrong with his elbow?? IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS MELTING!

  41. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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    Hey, the armpit shot works for Beyonce!

  42. jacqueline says – reply to this


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    ew i saw him in la quinta resorts in california and he worked out right next to my dad
    he is like a midget and lifts a ton of weights and does a lot of crunches

  43. milf01 says – reply to this


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    Is that Joe Simpson in the background???

  44. yomomma521 says – reply to this


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    is that joe simpson in the background?

  45. Miss Kittee says – reply to this


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    ahahahahahah……I didn't look closely at the photo - I thought he was holding up a keg of beer. LOL - a murse…..yeehaw!

  46. JHigh says – reply to this


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    Looks like that Human Growth Hormone that he's one has him AWWWN….. he must of been pumped for the picture.

  47. Mia says – reply to this


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    As long as he keeps his clothes on he's okay. Saw the last Rocky movie–what was it, like number 10, and I felt sad for him getting beat up like that. I kept thinking, please god just let this hurry up and be over. Sly is a little too old to be milking that cow…should have made his wimpy son in the movie a boxer instead. Please Sly, NO MORE ROCKY, NO MORE RAMBO, collect your social security, we'd understand.

  48. jenna says – reply to this


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    IT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE HE'S TAKING IS FINALLY PAYING OFF.

  49. fluffydice says – reply to this


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    Sly, you're not really Rocky, I repeat, you're not really Rocky.

  50. Ashton says – reply to this


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    I HATE, with extra passion, Sylvester Stallone.

  51. Al says – reply to this


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    Its a limited edition (600) Puma Bag. I would be really happy if someone gave me one, but maybe Sly needs a newe gym bag and is genuinely excited!

  52. Dave says – reply to this


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    And look who it is in the background… Val Kilmer!

  53. Crystal says – reply to this


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    damn hot even if he is old. i luv me some sly!

  54. Kristin Eberhart says – reply to this


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    Loved Stallone in the seventies, eighties, nineties and now.

  55. mike says – reply to this


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    i love rocky. I grew up watching his movies and think he is an inspiration. Go Stallone!