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In this very moment, Perez _________________.

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  1. 101

    Good for you Perez! *bows down*



  2. 102

    is fingering his pooh hole????



  3. 103

    is dying!



  4. 104

    is taking a massive shyte



  5. 105

    …is livin' the dream, baby.



  6. 106

    proved to the world that he cannot sing AT ALL! He also proved that he will do anything for Madonna even though she cannot stand him…I mean hello she dedicated one of her guitar playing songs to him



  7. 107

    almost peed himself adn screamed like a 12 year old girl!! no i am not dissin you perez..i would too!!!



  8. 108

    In this very moment, Perez is sucking on Madonna's dick.



  9. 109

    just had the roadie giving him a BJ bite down.



  10. 110

    is pissing himself!!



  11. 111

    Oh Perez !!!!!!!! that must have been exciting for you !! congrats!



  12. 112

    That smile on your face could shame a shark !!



  13. 113

    is crying…I don't wanna go. I don't want to give me your hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh



  14. 114

    was sucking Madonnas proverbial cock!–hope it was like candy



  15. 115

    knows that he is the luckiest dude on the planet.

    Great shot P



  16. 116

    is just starting to implode and then explode =)



  17. 117

    Started his period:)



  18. 118

    peed himself a little



  19. 119

    screams like a lil girl



  20. 120

    peed in his pants just a little bit.



  21. 121

    Is vomiting over that dried up old hag in disgust?

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    122

    thinks he has died and gone to heaven.



  23. 123

    Can't believe this is actually happening!! all of you who had negative comments are just jealous-



  24. 124

    *** In this very moment, Perez _________________. ***

    In this very moment, Perez wishes he were a real man and not a fairy man.



  25. 125

    Poo'd his pantaloons

  26. MizzM says – reply to this


    126

    JUST CREAMED HIS PANTIES!
    fun!



  27. 127

    has got explosive diarrhea

  28. Lira says – reply to this


    128

    … had a miscarriage / spontaneous abortion !!!



  29. 129

    lmao

    peed his panties.



  30. 130

    is so giddy he is about to pass out



  31. 131

    …wanted to eat the microphone from all the starvation he's succumbed to.



  32. 132

    doesnt know the song so says "I love you Madonna" lol its okay its happened to all of us

  33. ??? says – reply to this


    133

    Is about to have an orgasm.



  34. 134

    shadoobied his pants



  35. 135

    Looks like you are gonna bite her! Or vomit with ecstasy. She was girating on the stage too! lol



  36. 136

    Perez's buttplug slipped.



  37. 137

    had a stroke



  38. 138

    jizzed



  39. 139

    shes just using you, she knows you're an outlet for more publicity. shes a skank has been who needs to stick to her oldies and stop taking so much protien. shes a fuckin body-builder. that stupid blog she sent you about your dog, are you kidding me. she is so stuck up her own ass. shes ridin the perez train,rode the palin bashing train, and has set up fort at the bullshit station for whatever else she can hobo jump her way into.



  40. 140

    peepeeing in his pants….

  41. GalaD says – reply to this


    141

    went straight!?



  42. 142

    ….wished he'd got the phone number of the lumberjack who gave him the shirt.



  43. 143

    ….Perez is already thinking about how many times he can mention this in blogs. Man, you have become so self-obsessed of late.



  44. 144

    pissed his panties



  45. 145

    In this very moment, Perez was peeing on himself out of excitement….



  46. 146

    is his wonderful teeny self :]



  47. 147

    Was that in Las Vegas?



  48. 148

    ….is caught in mid blowjob, coughing up a pube hairball.



  49. 149

    FUCKEN AMIEZING



  50. 150

    PRICELESS!! hahaha this is frame worthy



  51. 151

    ….is just thinking about Zacquisha's cock, and nothing else.



  52. 152

    In this very moment, Perez cums in his pants



  53. 153

    balls exploded!!!



  54. 154

    perez is jizzing in his pants!!!! for good reason!



  55. 155

    turned straight for 8 seconds!



  56. 156

    is shooting putty at the moon…



  57. 157

    Shyt his pants!!



  58. 158

    tinkled in his panties! LOL



  59. 159

    Enough of this already! If Perez isn't a narcissist then I'm Elvis Presley. Let Perez use these videos to beat off with but to me, they're just an old broad making a fool of herself.



  60. 160

    Is wetting his pants because his dream has come true!



  61. 161

    In this very moment, Perez just shiz'd his pants! haha…….u luk gud Perez, keep up tha weight loss!!



  62. 162

    Shitting his pants!



  63. 163

    gets wood over a girl.

  64. fiera says – reply to this


    164

    Is opening wide to blow the microphone!!!



  65. 165

    is having an asthma attack.



  66. 166

    wishes Madonna would stick her cock in his mouth!!!



  67. 167

    died and went to heven



  68. 168

    SHIT HIS FUCKIN GAY PANTS



  69. 169

    is wearing a hideous shirt.



  70. 170

    ejaculated over a woman.



  71. 171

    creamed/peed in panties!!!!!



  72. 172

    Wishes he could open his mouth wide enough to deep throat madonna's tiny body!



  73. 173

    choked on dick!



  74. 174

    Turned str8 for an instance. lol



  75. 175

    Opened his mouth because he confused Madonna's hand with a dick.



  76. 176

    I think this is the CUTESt/COOLEST picture!



  77. 177

    is dying.
    is cuming.
    is stoked for life.



  78. 178

    IN THIS VERY MOMENT, PEREZ …IS THINKING "OMG PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME !!!" BUT WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE.



  79. 179

    popped his first bonner because of a woman!



  80. 180

    pooped himself, but who wouldn't?



  81. 181

    IS CREAMING HIS PANTIES



  82. 182

    came real fast.



  83. 183

    creamed himself



  84. 184

    is getting ready to bite her hand



  85. 185

    SHIT ON HIMSELF THAT SOMEBODY FAMOUS GAVE HIM SOME ATTENTION.



  86. 186

    I would have demanded my money back if I was at that concert! I will not pay to see you butcher a song.



  87. 187

    was in ecstasy



  88. 188

    SHITS HIS PANTIES!



  89. 189

    Gratz P Nasty! I know what that must have meant for you!



  90. 190

    Just a little closer and I can get a bite!



  91. 191

    pissed his pants.



  92. 192

    Talkin' about Prop. 8 because that's all he does these days.



  93. 193

    creams his pants.



  94. 194

    Perez faints in 3, 2, 1….



  95. 195

    came.

    this picture is priceless! love it.



  96. 196

    Creamed his jeans!



  97. 197

    Yeah, we get it. You met Madonna. That might have been something to write home about 20 years ago.



  98. 198

    shitting himself silly



  99. 199

    sent his sweaty, swamp ass-waft into the face of the guy behind him
    right before losing control of his bowel and soiling himself.



  100. 200

    ..just CAME!!

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