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In this very moment, Perez _________________.

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  1. 201

    is willing to turn straight for at least 15 minutes.



  2. 202

    I'm watching every move bitch so I can post in my web site…and be the first to announce it jijijijejejeje!!!



  3. 203

    is shitting himself…



  4. 204

    became a straight man.



  5. 205

    has completely forgotten about the dildo up his ass.



  6. 206

    is shooting his juice!



  7. 207

    in this very moment perez…………voiced his own ego….hear me mear ME ME ME



  8. 208

    TOTALLY JUST CREAMED IN HIS PANTIES!!!



  9. 209

    just remember his breath still smelled like Teddy's balls from the pre-show tea-baggin' and then he shit, pissed, came,puked, farted, burped and gave birth to a Cla-by & rolled around in the afterbirth, then asked Madge what to name the Cla-by and she said" How about Harry?"



  10. 210

    Re: Classic Threat – EXACTLY…
    like she actually gives a flying…..u know what.perez is a short term..madonna has fared for more than 20 years.think perez willlast that long?????just long enough to fill the coffers and laugh out loud..



  11. 211

    Re: stefystef – agreed……

  12. gines says – reply to this


    212

    haha that's a good face perez



  13. 213

    busted in his pants



  14. 214

    Blew a load in his pants!



  15. 215

    Perez is looking for A Rod in her pants.



  16. 216

    simultaneously shit and peed his pants.

  17. GIO says – reply to this


    217

    FREAKING OUT



  18. 218

    died and went to heaven



  19. 219

    … demonstrates that he is TONE DEAF!



  20. 220

    was in heaven!!!



  21. 221

    ….shit himself



  22. 222

    is 1)FREAKING OUT!
    2)peed in his pants
    3)cannot believe that he met Madonna
    and
    4)In this very moment, Perez can't wait to post this on his site!



  23. 223

    is about to eat the microphone, Madonna's hand and eventually Madonna. Then he will use her to make Madonna/Perez spawns. They will take over the world and everyone will die. Except Sarah Palin and her husband, and they will be the new Adam and Eve.



  24. 224

    I can't stop fucking laughing!! This is hysterical!

    Perez, you shit your pants of course!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!



  25. 225

    …is projectile vomiting, as his inner gay realizes it all boils down to this : Madonna really is a female and he really is a gay male.



  26. 226

    …is realizing that his head is so disproportionately gargantuan that photographers from all over the venue will be able to positively identify him in the picture with Madonna.



  27. 227

    Is creating a sticky & sweet mess in his pants…



  28. 228

    cummin, cummin, cummin…YES!!!
    Orgasmic baaaaaybeee…yeaaah!



  29. 229

    for the first time in his life has a hard on for a woman!



  30. 230

    Perez's GIANT buttplug was suckedup deep inside his HUGE cavernous asshole!



  31. 231

    Is the happiest boy in all the land.



  32. 232

    perez realized he might be willing to give up being gay



  33. 233

    sharted.



  34. 234

    blew a load!



  35. 235

    got a chubby for madonna…



  36. 236

    's life is complete



  37. 237

    is dreaming of his next gig…playing drums for Cyndi Lauper!



  38. 238

    How about actually put my comment down and I'll write one…kkkkkkk????



  39. 239

    is wishing the microphone is a hotdog.



  40. 240

    Perez se estaba cagando de la emocion, estuvo a un segundo de volverse heterosexual



  41. 241

    is having an orgasm



  42. 242

    Perez almost died out of excitement!!!!!



  43. 243

    DIED a little!!



  44. 244

    …is wondering if he has died and gone to Heaven!



  45. 245

    just shit himself.



  46. 246

    is kissing MANdonna's ass, as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!



  47. 247

    crapped his pants



  48. 248

    Blows his one and only female inspired wad of his entire life! I love this pic - Perez - you're so real! Go on girl, blow that wad!!



  49. 249

    came in his panties !



  50. 250

    …is using the microphone to simulate what he'd actually do if another gay would sleep with him.

  51. Kerrs says – reply to this


    251

    …was like a virgin…touched for the very 1st time!

  52. Kerrs says – reply to this


    252

    …and then you pooped your pants! :O)



  53. 253

    yelled…..IIIIII LOOOOVE YOUUUUUU MADOOONNNAAA !!!!!



  54. 254

    pees a little.



  55. 255

    … is shitting herself.



  56. 256

    Sharted his pants… just a pinch lmfao



  57. 257

    Perez had his first boner from a female.



  58. 258

    They are both lamehuevos!



  59. 259

    Came without having a dick up his ass.



  60. 260

    U and madonna my idols!!!! U go P nasty!!!



  61. 261

    Felt a feeling that can't be explained by words that exist in any language. I think I would have died like right there. I mean come on its Madonna Hellllooo



  62. 262

    his tinker tonker goes flat



  63. 263

    JIZZING HIM SELF! xD



  64. 264

    pisses his pants.



  65. 265

    ~~~~WENT HETERO FOR ONE FLEETING MOMENT~~~~



  66. 266

    …actually thought Madonna was being his friend. And you don't have to wonder what Madonna was thinking. LMFAS

  67. poop says – reply to this


    267

    realized he was straight?? No..You must have been freaking out! I would be. Love you Perez and you look amazing!

  68. lolli says – reply to this


    268

    NEARLY CAME IN HIS PANTS!



  69. 269

    pees himself



  70. 270

    … Perez just received his first woody from a female.



  71. 271

    shit his pants.



  72. 272

    creams his Twinkie. It's the first and only time a girl has ever made him feel THAT way, if you know what I mean.



  73. 273

    took a crap.



  74. 274

    pee'd a lil' bit



  75. 275

    queved ! lol



  76. 276

    resembled a braying donkey, EEE-AW!

  77. zeldy says – reply to this


    277

    is kissing Madonna's ass!



  78. 278

    te hiciste en los pantalones perez!! io tmb lo haria ahaha



  79. 279

    loving this orgasmic moment.



  80. 280

    TURNED STRAIGHT oh no madge what have you done!!



  81. 281

    PEED HIMSELF AND HAD A LITTLE SHITTER!!!!



  82. 282

    madonna is amazing.i love her position.lol.oh baby ure a domitrix.love y



  83. 283

    madonna marry me.i put u in that position every night.ur a hotty.i was front on stage too.she is damn hot my god



  84. 284

    realizes that britney's itchy weave is inhabited by several zoo animals



  85. 285

    Shit his pants!



  86. 286

    …is about to swollow Madonnas banana



  87. 287

    's got a wet spot in his panties :D



  88. 288

    climaxed the biggest climax he has or will ever have!!!!!!!!!! madonna wants you baby!!!!!!!!



  89. 289

    … is SHITTING himself!
    wooo!

    congrats, perez… you must have just DIED!
    m.



  90. 290

    is having his first hetero orgasm! and that too with queen madge….go for it sista!



  91. 291

    ….realised he hadn't got any money for the stripper.



  92. 292

    peed a little!



  93. 293

    …Is being used by a crazy megastar to get all the good press she can to counter the wacky shit coming out about her private life. He seems to like it.



  94. 294

    thinked..oh no why dose that smelly old lady have to come to me ;)

    lol just kidding :) hehe



  95. 295

    Realized that both he and Mrs Ciccone/(Ritchie) are nothing but inconsequential self-regarding muppets who happen to share a lust for fame, fortune and ill-chosen garments.



  96. 296

    made her head bigger than it is. The Guinnes Book is now looking for her to cover this new record.



  97. 297

    Quedo muerto y podrio'…… for u bitches who can't understand or read or wite in both lenguages…. that mean

    He passs away…just quick away…. OMG



  98. 298

    I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE LEAD SINGER FROM TWISTED SISTER, OOPS IT WAS MADONNA SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR!
    YOU'RE AN ASS PEREZ!



  99. 299

    Re: T.Mess – FUCK YOU'RE STUPID!



  100. 300

    made a sex wee

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