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In this very moment, Perez _________________.
Posted: November 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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In this very moment, Perez _________________. Posted: November 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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is willing to turn straight for at least 15 minutes.
I'm watching every move bitch so I can post in my web site…and be the first to announce it jijijijejejeje!!!
is shitting himself…
became a straight man.
has completely forgotten about the dildo up his ass.
is shooting his juice!
in this very moment perez…………voiced his own ego….hear me mear ME ME ME
TOTALLY JUST CREAMED IN HIS PANTIES!!!
just remember his breath still smelled like Teddy's balls from the pre-show tea-baggin' and then he shit, pissed, came,puked, farted, burped and gave birth to a Cla-by & rolled around in the afterbirth, then asked Madge what to name the Cla-by and she said" How about Harry?"
Re: Classic Threat – EXACTLY…
like she actually gives a flying…..u know what.perez is a short term..madonna has fared for more than 20 years.think perez willlast that long?????just long enough to fill the coffers and laugh out loud..
Re: stefystef – agreed……
haha that's a good face perez
busted in his pants
Blew a load in his pants!
Perez is looking for A Rod in her pants.
simultaneously shit and peed his pants.
FREAKING OUT
died and went to heaven
… demonstrates that he is TONE DEAF!
was in heaven!!!
….shit himself
is 1)FREAKING OUT!
2)peed in his pants
3)cannot believe that he met Madonna
and
4)In this very moment, Perez can't wait to post this on his site!
is about to eat the microphone, Madonna's hand and eventually Madonna. Then he will use her to make Madonna/Perez spawns. They will take over the world and everyone will die. Except Sarah Palin and her husband, and they will be the new Adam and Eve.
I can't stop fucking laughing!! This is hysterical!
Perez, you shit your pants of course!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
…is projectile vomiting, as his inner gay realizes it all boils down to this : Madonna really is a female and he really is a gay male.
…is realizing that his head is so disproportionately gargantuan that photographers from all over the venue will be able to positively identify him in the picture with Madonna.
Is creating a sticky & sweet mess in his pants…
cummin, cummin, cummin…YES!!!
Orgasmic baaaaaybeee…yeaaah!
for the first time in his life has a hard on for a woman!
Perez's GIANT buttplug was suckedup deep inside his HUGE cavernous asshole!
Is the happiest boy in all the land.
perez realized he might be willing to give up being gay
sharted.
blew a load!
got a chubby for madonna…
's life is complete
is dreaming of his next gig…playing drums for Cyndi Lauper!
How about actually put my comment down and I'll write one…kkkkkkk????
is wishing the microphone is a hotdog.
Perez se estaba cagando de la emocion, estuvo a un segundo de volverse heterosexual
is having an orgasm
Perez almost died out of excitement!!!!!
DIED a little!!
…is wondering if he has died and gone to Heaven!
just shit himself.
is kissing MANdonna's ass, as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!
crapped his pants
Blows his one and only female inspired wad of his entire life! I love this pic - Perez - you're so real! Go on girl, blow that wad!!
came in his panties !
…is using the microphone to simulate what he'd actually do if another gay would sleep with him.
…was like a virgin…touched for the very 1st time!
…and then you pooped your pants! :O)
yelled…..IIIIII LOOOOVE YOUUUUUU MADOOONNNAAA !!!!!
pees a little.
… is shitting herself.
Sharted his pants… just a pinch lmfao
Perez had his first boner from a female.
They are both lamehuevos!
Came without having a dick up his ass.
U and madonna my idols!!!! U go P nasty!!!
Felt a feeling that can't be explained by words that exist in any language. I think I would have died like right there. I mean come on its Madonna Hellllooo
his tinker tonker goes flat
JIZZING HIM SELF! xD
pisses his pants.
~~~~WENT HETERO FOR ONE FLEETING MOMENT~~~~
…actually thought Madonna was being his friend. And you don't have to wonder what Madonna was thinking. LMFAS
realized he was straight?? No..You must have been freaking out! I would be. Love you Perez and you look amazing!
NEARLY CAME IN HIS PANTS!
pees himself
… Perez just received his first woody from a female.
shit his pants.
creams his Twinkie. It's the first and only time a girl has ever made him feel THAT way, if you know what I mean.
took a crap.
pee'd a lil' bit
queved ! lol
resembled a braying donkey, EEE-AW!
is kissing Madonna's ass!
te hiciste en los pantalones perez!! io tmb lo haria ahaha
loving this orgasmic moment.
TURNED STRAIGHT oh no madge what have you done!!
PEED HIMSELF AND HAD A LITTLE SHITTER!!!!
madonna is amazing.i love her position.lol.oh baby ure a domitrix.love y
madonna marry me.i put u in that position every night.ur a hotty.i was front on stage too.she is damn hot my god
realizes that britney's itchy weave is inhabited by several zoo animals
Shit his pants!
…is about to swollow Madonnas banana
's got a wet spot in his panties
climaxed the biggest climax he has or will ever have!!!!!!!!!! madonna wants you baby!!!!!!!!
… is SHITTING himself!
wooo!
congrats, perez… you must have just DIED!
m.
is having his first hetero orgasm! and that too with queen madge….go for it sista!
….realised he hadn't got any money for the stripper.
peed a little!
…Is being used by a crazy megastar to get all the good press she can to counter the wacky shit coming out about her private life. He seems to like it.
thinked..oh no why dose that smelly old lady have to come to me
lol just kidding
hehe
Realized that both he and Mrs Ciccone/(Ritchie) are nothing but inconsequential self-regarding muppets who happen to share a lust for fame, fortune and ill-chosen garments.
made her head bigger than it is. The Guinnes Book is now looking for her to cover this new record.
Quedo muerto y podrio'…… for u bitches who can't understand or read or wite in both lenguages…. that mean
He passs away…just quick away…. OMG
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE LEAD SINGER FROM TWISTED SISTER, OOPS IT WAS MADONNA SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR!
YOU'RE AN ASS PEREZ!
Re: T.Mess – FUCK YOU'RE STUPID!
made a sex wee