Sorry, Ladies
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > New Kids On The Block
Semi-out New Kids On The Block singer Jonathan Knight, who is happily dating this hot dude, just posted a rather, uhm, interesting entry on the official NKOT blog, proclaiming his love for the only woman that will ever get to share his bed with him - his dog!
He says:
"It’s me once again! Driving to Denver Colorado tonight. It’s super cold
and windy tonight. I feel like the “rolling submarine” has become a
small plane in turbulence tonight. You know the feeling of driving down
the road and your car is being blown back and forth………the lights
are dimmed and everyone went to bed hours ago….someone from our camp
is over on the couch snoring in a deep sleep…..no, it isn’t
Jordan!!!!!!
Feels like it will be snowing any day now! The moon is full, it’s
5:30 am, I’m on some stretch of highway between Omaha and Denver,
feeling very delirious!
On nights like this back home, I love to light a fire in my bedroom,
slip into something comfortable after a warm bath and curl up in bed to
watch a movie……of course my favorite girl is always right next to
me…..I usually rub up and down her back telling her how much I love
her…….kissing her gently on her neck as we both drift off to
sleep…. her body has a way of fitting itself right up close to mine
like two pieces of a puzzle……. her silkie soft hair brushing
against my chest…….. her long legs stretched out in comfort……..
she always seems to wake me up at some point in the night…… she
looks me in the eyes without speaking a word………..I love her for
that…….She has the most beautiful eyes in the world…….she
usually rolls over so I can stroke her chest ever so gently……..this
gets her all wound up that she sometimes leaves a wet spot on our
sheets……. she’s even gone as far as letting a nasty smell out of
her tiny little ass! Then at that moment I break out the leather
studded collar and chain……I know at that moment it could get
freaky…… its nice and warm under the sheets……..Damn, should I
give her what she wants?………. Should I just roll over and do it in
the morning?………Oh damn, feels like the wet spot is getting
bigger!!!!!……..She has my full attention now…..hold on, hold on,
I’m gonna give her what she wants………. she is now barking orders
at me as she lets out a loud howling
noise…..OMG……OMG……OMG…….. DAMN…………time to walk
the dog!!!!!!!!
Maybe its time to get some sleep! Enjoy your day! I will so enjoy
mine……….DAY OFF……. don’t hound me till Friday…..
seriously!…. just keeping it real! HA! Hound me on here all you want
though…….. ENJOY!
with respect,
JK"
[Image via WENN.]
That's a little odd.
nice, man or what ever the f*&(% you wanna call yourself. i think your a total wanna be, just sitting your fat ass behind a computer and having fits. do you really hate yourself that much?? that is the only reason i can think of. why else would a grown up run a website that does nothing but bust down others. its kinda sad, but i dont feel bad for you, i think your sick in the head or something.
i just love it when people that litteraly have nothing better to do than make drama, do you get welfare too??? lol that would top it off
If your not a fan then why do you come to there websight? WHY BECAUSE LIKE TO DO NOTHING BUT CAUSE DRAMA the onething the guys DOES NOT WANT SAY OFF THERE SIGHT your a looser with nothing else to do but annoy others i hope they find your user name and BAN YOUR ASS
Just an FYI: Jon put the blog back up. And I know for a fact he is NOT GAY!
He is so far from gay it's ridiculous. People who don't know him shouldn't be saying this crap. It's just wishful thinking on Perez's part.
They aren't fags. God guys this blog was jus a funny little joke, but it's not there anymore cuz you guys are being so freaking high school bout it.
Perez,
God leave the poor man alone!
Just because YOU left a wet spot on your chair after feeding the his post does not give you reason to make fun of him!!
OK Perez…we get it Jon was always your fave!!
Now be a good little boy and LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Let me just say I have met Jon before and my "gaydar" DID NOT go off AT ALL!!! I am usually pretty right on the money with these things too. He is quiet, and not into discussing his personal life. This does not make him gay. THE MAN HAS MAJOR ANXIETY. he had to step out of the spotlight so many years ago…AND I CAN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE WHY!?! And even if he is gay. so what? I would just feel bad for the "Jon girls" out there who have loved him for so long and hold out hope to be with him. As far as the dog blog goes…if you knew anything about the guys, you would know it is like an inside joke. On their website the girls are always asking for more Jon blogs and for him to be more open and candid. It was showing a lighter side of him. This joke blog was nothing more then just that…a joke. I've seen drunk manly men joke about disgusting stuff like this before too and everyone cracks up over it. Poor guy. Your fans still love you Jon!
perez, why dont you take your computer and sit on it? maybe it will dissappear forever and we wont have to read your crap or see you being pathetic and pretending to be famous. jiz guzzler!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It Was Just A Funny Blog. Jon Did While He Was On The Road Waiting For The Next Stop On There Tour…All Of Us Fans Loved It..And ALL You Ppl Who Dont Know How NKOTB Works Then Why Do You All Have To Listen To This Piece Of Trash,Whom All He Wants To Do Is Make Fun Of PPL Who Are Gay..Which I Dont Know Why Cuz He Is Gay Himself….Now Becuz Of All His Smack Trash Talk All Of Us NKOTB Fans Havent Gotten Another Blog. On NKOTB.com Becuz Of Him…SO Really I Know This Is Your Job And All..But Get A Life And Stop Talking RUMORS And Talk About Stuff That You Know Are True.
Perez…you talk about other people as if they're disposible. That's the difference between you and him. He's more of a man than you will ever be. This post was just something to tease his fans with. Obviously you don't read much. Maybe you should do research before you slam people. He's the nicest guy ever, which is more than I can say for you. At least Jonathan can write. What is your form of communication? Drawing obscene objects over pictures. You didn't even write anything in this post. All you did was quote Jonathan's blog! I've heard you on the radio and you aren't very intelligent. At least Jonathan has a real job on top of the concert he's giving his fans! And excuse me? If you talk badly about the New Kids so much, why were you giving away tickets? A little bit of a conflict of interest isn't it? You won't last Perez…people will get bored of you. Our Canadian homegirl, Lainey Gossip reports better than you…at least she can write. You might want to get away from the premature pictures and get an English tutor. Otherwise you're going to get old fast.
Damn can't a guy love his dog… oh and BTW Jonathan is not Shy and Quiet by far!!!
that was kind of a weird blog entry….wtf…….
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