Bitch Supremo!
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She's the most pleasant Hollywood tart in the land!
Perezcious reader Sue from Staten Island, NY was the latest victim of Jessica "Please Call Me Latina" Alba's bitchiness.
Here's her story:
Hi Perez…
I emailed you last week that a movie that Jessica Alba was starring in was being filmed on the street where I live, in Staten Island, one of the 4 boroughs of NYC. The town where I live is considered upper middle class, very residential. Well, I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a big fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then said, No, I do not allow my photo taken. Needless to say my nephew was heartbroken.
I wanted to rip her hair our of her head and knock her teeth down her throat. How can these people disappoint children the way they do? She should be ashamed of herself. How disgusting.
Oh Jessica, Jessica, Jessica!
You could've handled situation with a little more grace.
This just means that anytime any Perezcious reader sees her in public, you MUST ask Alba for a pic!!!!
[Image via Ramey Pix]
Staten Island is the forgotten 5th borough of NYC. She's sadly mistaken in so many ways.
I like her .. maybe she was on her period ;D If the story is even true .
And if it isint the girl who wrote it was on her period maybe ;D (was it a girl ..?)
what a bitch
She's one more crappy movie away from NOBODY asking for her pic.
Fantastic Four was probably the most idiotic film I've been forced to sit through in forever. The only reason I watched ANY of it, was that it was being shown on a flight to China. In fact, I should have complained to United Airlines for insulting the intelligence of their passengers.
btw she looks like shes possessed
Fucking cunt. All of her movies suck. She sucks movie execs cocks just to land movie roles. She has no personality, no talent, is not humble or grateful for what she has and is nothing more than a B-lister. NEXT!
Big deal! Some people don't want to be bothered, especially when they're working. Jessica handled that with a lot of class; I would be all over this Sue for thinking I'm her monkey
First of all, there are 5 boroughs in NYC not 4 (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and Staten Island).
Secondly, Jessica Alba is just a spoiled lil C*&^. How could she be so crass? Unbelievable.
Um yea genius there are 5 BOROUGHS
Oh like every kid LOVES fantastic four, i call B.S. story. nevermind spiderman, batman, flash, and any other d.c. and marvel heros, iron man, geez fan four probably coudnt be further from an 8 yr olds mind right now. he probably wouldnt know it was her walking down the street while she was in costume.
This e-mail is totally fake. First of all, I refuse to believe anyone who lives in New York City would be stupid enough to say there are 4 boroughs. That's something even 4, 5 year olds know. Secondly, why did the fan feel it was necessary to point out her neighborhood is upper middle class? And she referred to her neighborhood as a town, something else no real New Yorker would do. New Yorkers never refer to the city as a town, nor are their neighborhoods considered to be towns either. Nice try, but you didn't fool me.
Sad excuse for a LATINA!
I really need to know why celebs think they're so fly, and so much better than us. The last time I checked, they strain when their taking a shit, they fart in thier sleep, burp when they eat, puke when they're ill, buy unneeded things, watch T.V., do drugs, love people, and take fertility drugs. Why do they think that what they do makes them God? She's shit, and so is all the people that agree with her behavior. Fuck you Jessica. Your're hispanic anyways. You know what that means? As you get older, your looks are going to go. See J-LO? You're gonna shrink, dye your hair red, and cook yummy food. That's about it.
its 5 boroughs dummy!!!!
Who wrote this shit whole of lies Pervez?
nyc has 5 buroughs…. tard.
What do you expect from a wanna-be celebrity. She is so lame but most of all TALENTLESS!!!!
Re: topper – hahahaha
umm 4 boroughs of NYC? would that be 5? its Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, Bronx, and sometimes Staten Island.. which is really Jersey.
And when it comes to Miseralba no surprise there..
Why does everyone think they have a right to stop someone and ask for a photo? Autographs are one thing- and well, even not that. Just because someone is well known doesn't mean you should bother them AT ALL. They don't owe you that. They don't belong to the public just because they have public exposure. You could look it from the other way- the "fan" who asked was RUDE and INTRUSIVE and then by getting angry, that "fan" was acting childish and bitchy.
Re: friscofran – yeah life is so hard being a celebrity. I mean, after so many years of such hard work of acting, im sure she never realized what was coming at her, such as a gazillion fans wanting your picture and autograph. So stressful, im sure it would have taken a shitload for her to take one stinkin picture with a little boy who adores you. Yes, life is quite shitty isn't it?
I'm sorry, but celebrities have completely different lives than us middle class people. They of course have feelings and the desire and need for privacy like we do. However unlike us, they have millions of dollars to hide themselves in a california mountain in a rich mansion where they can later cry about not getting "enough privacy". I really have no sympathy, they knew the world they were getting into in the first place, they can't always get what they want, clearly they're not getting their houses foreclosed right now or losing their jobs. Is their life really that sad?
this is her real look & her actions to the fans & paps (not wanting to take pictures) seems to be her true colors
all fake for the cameras
I hope someone treats her daughter that way in front of her face, she's a cunt
um, yeh she could have handled it better… - but what the crazy bitch - "I wanted to rip her hair our of her head and knock her teeth down her throat. How can these people disappoint children the way they do? She should be ashamed of herself. How disgusting."
REALLY? Is that necessary. Who the FUCK cares if Alba didnt want her picture taken. I mean shit.. life will go on for that crazy bitch's nephew. Way to be dramatic.
WAT A BITCH! & to think she is a mom herself– people should NOT SUPPORT HER AS AN ACTRESS!! not like she's any good anyways! to be that rude?? OMG !!! WAKE UP JESSICA UR FANS IS WHAT MAKES U!
it's disgusting when celebrities don't acknowledge their fans… where would they be without them?!
its not like jessica alba has too may anyways… other than horny 14-year-old boys.
Sound like Jessica's a B-otch!!!
Re: blondepa – No, she isn't correct. Staten Island most definitely is included in the 5 boroughs. Why is this even an issue?? Obviously it's not true, I live in the tri-state area in Jersey and I feel as though I should know this–how come this chick has no clue about the state she lives in?? She's just someone who wanted to be posted up on the site (ATTENTION-SEEKER!).
I don't believe this story.
Re: Punky Brewster – Oh i know she wasn't serious. I lived in Staten Island for two years, unfortunately. I was just baffled at how stupid people can be. But then again this is perezhilton.com that we're all commenting on. We should all know better.
I can't stand this BITCH
What she did was rather bitchy considering a child fan was involved, but requesting everybody to ask for her picture now isn't any better either. Two wrongs don't make a right.
There are five boroughs in NYC.
While Ms. Alba could've handled the situation with more tact, the would-be pap precipitated the incident by being presumptuous. I won't hate on Alba for this. Reckon she lost two fans, though.
I also think she would've had better luck if she had just asked for her autograph or briefly introduce her nephew, but asking pictures for some celebs is asking a lot apparently. Jessica obviously isn't a photo person to begin with.
I know why Alba turned away — "upper middle class" doesn't mean shit if you're stupid, LOL… THERE ARE FIVE (5) boroughs that make up New York City. How can that chick live here and NOT know that?! Guess all the landfill crap on Staten Island *does* melt brains…!
1. Story sounds totally made up.
2. Sue from Staten Island clearly needs to take a few Anger Management lessons… Jeeez.
Please, How upset could and 8 yrs old be? It's Jessica Alba, Who cares? I say that most people don't know who the hell she is anyway. So stupid
there are 5 boroughs….
if you ask me, since Alba is known for this sort of behavior, the woman set the kid up for a letdown. If I had any idea that a person may be rude to one of my kids, I wouldnt approach them, whatever you hope to gain isn't worth hurting your child if the person decides to (as in this case) act like an asshole.
HAHA I'm Canadian and even I know that there are FIVE BOROUGHS in NYC. geez.
I cannot understand why Jessica Alba's head is so big. She's not a huge star. She's just another airhead with boobs and no class. She's not a classic. She'll never be like Audrey Hepburn. Hepburn had style, grace and CLASS. Jessica Alba=NO TALENT and NO CLASS. Period.
fucking bitch
without us you'd be NOTHING
ugly ass bitch
I think she needs to get over herself very quickly, one day noone will want a picture with her.
When a child wants a photo with a celebrity, fucking do it, it is not going to ruin your day.
I would not have done psychical violence, but I would have let her know that you do not need to be a bitch.
Re: Cali_Girl – IF THATS YOUR REAL PIC SWEETIE, WHO ARE YOU THE UGLY STEPCHILD OF?
Why does she have to do this? If a complete stranger came up to you on the street when you were working and asked for your photo, you'd just smile and pose happily?? I think not.
Why do the general public think they "own" a celebrity just because they've watched a few of their movies? What a stupid woman to think it is your god-given right to demand that Alba take time out of her day to pose for a photo??
Fools.
whats wrong with her ass?
I worked on Invisible signs, i was in Staten island that day, we got there at 4:30 am and had to ask repeatedly that people be respectful of all of us. at no point was jessica in an area where she could have been approached, the only possibility is that this woman and the kid snuck near the trailers and tried getting Jessica as she was being called to the set. in other worlds they werent where they were supposed to be, Jessica signed autographs after we finished shooting, thats when we asked people to come back, because we were at work, you know work…… Shes a sweetheart, her husband is awesome, her friends and family are also super nice, no ego, that girls is sweet, respectful and humble. so go fuck yourselves
celebs dont you shit…get over yourself. why dont u let the chic work in peace?? why the hell should she have to take a pic with anyone?
Why is she "Please call me latina" now?
what a little bitch!!
yeahhhhhh statenn islanddddd
Lets hope her next film is a SNUFF film, there is enough crap in this world without celebrities acting like this.
I can't respect he after she tried to deny her Latin roots- Dumb bitch, if it wasn't for that she wouldn't be who she is!
I'm not a big fan of hers. Her movies are not that great and she cant act IMO. The only thing she has is her looks. She could have at least taken a pic for a child. She does have one now! How would she feel if a celeb treated her kid like that. One pic wont kill her. I doubt people rush her for pics daily. If you are going to be a celeb then you have to deal with what comes along with it. If you dont want people asking for pics or autographs then get a different job!
no one OWES anyone a picture!
fucking lies!!! jessica wouldnt turn down taking a picture with a young fan…dont believe everything you read, this lady will say anything to get on perezhilton.com…bitch!!
JESSICA ALBA ROCKS!! AND IS HOTTER THAN YOU!
Re: 7kimba8 – good point
PERRA! Dont spit up, remember you have a kid as well… good luck she is no latina! latina are not that bitchy!
I don't know if I can trust that source Perez. She doesn't even know New York has 5 boroughs.
I actually got a picture with her back when they were filming the first fantastic four…i was at a yankees game and when it ended a bunch of people took pictures with her, i guess shes developed this bitchiness
I won't ask. Ill just take the bitches picture.
CUNT.
Could I mention that there are 5 boroughs in New York City?
Jessica Alba is an asshole.
Dis person is Stupid because if they really live in NYC they'll noe that we have 5 boroughs here not 4
She's a dumb bitch!
That's all!
ummm is that the only proof that alba's supposedly got an attitude? some random woman who wrote an email? i dont believe the letter for a second.. either the woman is a liar or perez just made up the email.
Just because she's a celeb doesn't mean she's on show 24-7. If I constantly got hounded by people wanting my photo i'd be rude too
She should be happy she even has some fans…
Re: tothepower – um, can i mention that when you are the #162 caller, you NEED NOT REPEAT WHAT HAS BEEN STATED BEFORE.
READ UP sped-mo-dee. don't think that what you have to say is SO DAMN important that you just breeeeeeeze the fuck through and say what everyone else has ALREADY said!!
thank you.
Re: danni21 – well, i'd say spelling 'know' as noe is about as stupid as thinking nyc is made up of 4 boroughs!!
New York has 5 boroughs…I smell a fake account.
who the FUCK does she think she is?!
people need to STOP paying her ANY mind!
what a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
can't STAND her ass!
m.
If that would've happened to me… I would've kindly told my nephews to get back to the house and after making sure they were in… I WOULD'VE LOST MY SHIT!!!!… I would probably go all Gheetttoo and shit!! LOL's… She would be begging me to meet the little ones afterwards
FAKE. THERE ARE 5 BOROUGHS IN NYC.
wow she's not very nice
but maybe she was having a bad day?
I can see a lot wrong with this..
Ok first of all Jessica Alba does seem like a fair bit of a snob. People who move to Hollywood and become actors dont do it JUST for the love of acting, whether they admit it or not they would know fair well that along with this comes being in the public eye.. I think she over reacts a little and she'll complain like all hell as soon as no one wants to take her picture.
It's like when your 8 and you say to your friends "omg i sooo hate that!" but you dont. You love it and you just wanna keep talking about it. All i hear from Jessica Alba is what a burden it is to be pretty and what a burden it is to be famous. If it's so hard, LEAVE. Like seriously how could you have a career without your fans? YOU CANT.
And secondly i can totally picture the middle aged housewife who wrote to Perez. The one that complains about bad service in the malls (and goes to extreme lengths to harass us youngins trying to do our job!), everything that doesnt come straight away is "simply unacceptable" and thinks she desreves better than anyone else. I'd say no to letting her take my picture too, escpecially as, one other commenter put it, she was probably trying to get a picture for her own benefit, not her nephews.
get over yourself she owes you NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! why ppl think they can demand stars time to pamper their own egos is beyond me. their job is on screen they have no obligation to give their personal time to strangers or say what it is you would like them to say to you. children have disappointments just like adults. a good adult helps the kids deal with that so they can be well adjusted and able to handle lifes harder falls as they get older.
Fuck this cunt bitch!
Shes not a even a good actress!
God, what an ungrateful bitch! The LEAST she can do is be nice to the fans that got her to where she is now.
shes just some twat that got a break. She cant act and shes only good looking cause shes latina
what a bitch!
i think itz terrible the way she turned ur nephew away. but new york city has 5 boroughs sweetie
lady is a liar bc there are 5 not 4 borough's in NYC.. dumbass
Jennifer Lopez should kick her ass what a disgrace to Hispanic community.
Why Is she famous?
If she had said that to me and my daughter: I would have told her to get over herself. Her fans are the ONLY reason she is still acting because she has zero talent. Just like Justin and Jessica Biel - it's so irritating when celebrities act like this. Yeah, some people cross the line but when you put yourself in a situation to be famous like they have then you should expect people to want thier picture taken with you.
i live in NYC, and my roommate saw her downtown walking with her kid, and he said that after he recognized her(they walked right past each other on the sidewalk), she gave him the dirtiest look he'd ever gotten. Honestly, Miss "I'm not Latina", you're a celebrity. Don't act offended when someone recognizes you for God's sake! I'm not surprised she opted out of the photo with Sue's nephew.
Shit actress anyway - can't stand her !!
Jessica Alba? I thought that was Ugly Betty.
wouldnt let her herpes
lips come within
ten miles of my
kid.
ok first off this seems fake because how can u live in nyc and think they're only 4 boroughs in NYC..AND WHERE IS IT FILMING IN SI NY!
and not only that who calls where they live in nyc a town? wtf its neighborhood or something like that not town wtf?! this is a total fake! Did you write this your self perez! u dirty dog you! to get everyone hating miss JEssica!