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Prince William's Penis!!!!

Filed under: Royals Royce > Oops!

CLICK HERE to see the royal cock.

It's real!

The heir to the British throne was secretly snapped by the paps taking a leak at a polo match and you see Willy's willy!!!!

Now if only we could see Harry's!

Update: Oops. Y'all were too excited for royal peen. Looks like we've crashed the site with Willy's ween.

Hopefully it will be back up again SOON!

Update #2: We found another link!!!!!!!

CLICK HERE to see the royal cock!

Update #3: If for whatever reason both of the above sites are down…

Try THIS ONE too!

243 comments to “Prince William's Penis!!!!”

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  1. 101

    FIX THIS PEREZ



  2. 102

    I thought I was gonna be rickrolled!

    never gonna give never gonna give, give u up!

  3. The Q says – reply to this


    103

    None of those links is working for me. This officially makes you a prick tease.



  4. 104

    Re: If U Seek Amy! – hahaha totally full on gay porn site lol



  5. 105

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – i saw it….lol…..not much to see tho….but harry is the hot one….

    and no…..no hot lunch for me thanx….but i could use the shower….lol



  6. 106

    Re: Phillia – If you do have it, or anyone else, I can't get any of the sites to work. Will you send it to HomeOfTheSweaterCows at yahoo? Thanks!



  7. 107

    Re: fairytalesofyesterday – i think they love him so much that they have gone all the way around and back to hating him so much, i'm sure you've noticed they are usually "first" *suck teeth*



  8. 108

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – Hey Ms monkey-butt and all….I was otu shoveling shit…I can't access the royal appendage…did i miss much?



  9. 109

    its still not working



  10. 110

    anybody find any other sites? all three of those are so NOT working.,,,



  11. 111

    Well there is a royal head we wont be seeing on the British pound lol



  12. 112

    Re: Melissa is always right hates Perez – Enjoy the pic while you can. It may be the ONLY dick you get to see seems how no one likes a stupid bitch to play with! :)



  13. 113

    I think this is revolting. William is a member of the British Royal Family. How did this photo even mange to appear?! And you know what Perez? Stop going on about Harry being hot. You have no right to say that of a member of the British Royal Family.



  14. 114

    Re: femellapacalis – lmao i think i have too



  15. 115

    *hands on sides proudly* hello



  16. 116

    He got a nice one, the rest is in his pants but that head is a mushroom head, I wonder how big that gets when is ready to go!



  17. 117

    Nice looking head - I'd suck it!



  18. 118

    None of them work!



  19. 119

    wait is that circumcised or not? i can't tell… somebody tell me… is there foreskin or not lol



  20. 120

    WHICH SITE IS WORKING???????????????????????????



  21. 121

    Re: ShakeYourkitty
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    WILLIE'S WILLIE DISAPPOINTS?
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    WELL, THAT'S NOT SURPRISING, REALLY–HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
    BE ALL THAT AND A BAG OF FISH AND CHIPS BUT BOY WHAT A
    ROYAL DUD HE TURNED OUT TO BE.
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    CHEERIO DARLING!
    .

  22. yob says – reply to this


    122

    Hey, at least he pulls the skin back when he pees.

  23. jefdo says – reply to this


    123

    Perez your classless.



  24. 124

    Re: BubblestheCat
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    WHOA!
    .



  25. 125

    WHAT? WHY?



  26. 126

    Re: hater12
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    DARLING YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MORON, A CRETIN REALLY, TO GET ALL A TWITTER ABOUT THIS BUNCH OF INBREEDS.
    .
    THEY KILLED DIANA–NO MATTER WHAT THAT REPORT THEY PAID FOR SAYS.
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    THE CITIZENS OF GREAT BRITAIN SHOULD GIVE THEM ALL THE ROYAL FLUSH!
    .



  27. 127

    None of them work…



  28. 128

    I can't believe how many of you are desperate to see his ding a ling. I thought any news about maniston or hoe-lie was retarded but this takes the cake. Im sure youve seen fat ones small ones thick ones long ones……your all acting like a bunch of fucking virgins….smarten up….and perez you turd packer….you didnt think posting links to that would work did you?…I bet you havent even been in a gay relationship at all…..if someone wanted to fuck a pig im sure they are going to brown paper bag your head and disinfect you first!!!!!ahahaha….I just threw up in my mouth…..gross!



  29. 129

    Re: hater12 – i hope you are kidding….lol….

    if not…..you are an idiot…..he is a person like you and me….nothing more and nothing less (well less than me….but who measuring).



  30. 130

    if you haven't noticed, my avatar is prince williams willy



  31. 131

    Re: bootylicious – none of the royals are cut apparently



  32. 132

    i have the photos, if you need a copy leave your e-mail on a post



  33. 133

    its beautiful!



  34. 134

    HOT!



  35. 135

    Too bad it's not hard. But I'm impressed nevertheless. Thank you Perez!!



  36. 136

    LOL. That was a disgusting site, but with hilarious photos of prince Harry I must admit.



  37. 137

    Re: KriSsY – Oh maybe, I didn't think of that but I've never seen any1 un-circumsized hold it like that, it just seemed an odd way to hold it, but what do I know I'm a lady!



  38. 138

    Wow Fario, thanks for showing us how pathetic and lonely homos fanatically surf for cock. Think you'll ever get fucking laid?



  39. 139

    OH MY GOD has anyone else noticed that he holds his peen like a ciggarette WHAT THE FUCK is he doing!!!!!



  40. 140

    fuck! i missed it!!!



  41. 141

    OH!! I've had a big crush on our fairer prince since I can remember, and all three sites down is such a letdown!!



  42. 142

    i can't see it :(



  43. 143

    I dont see anything : ( wah!



  44. 144

    None of those links work.



  45. 145

    marvelously yummy!!!!



  46. 146

    Uncut…lovely.

    SEXYman

  47. elsie says – reply to this


    147

    none of the links work



  48. 148

    Oh okay I found it. Why is he holding it like a Cigar lol



  49. 149

    ~~~~I'M LIKING IT~~~~



  50. 150

    Re: higgs9289 – i'll show you it *wiggles eyebrows*



  51. 151

    Re: Ms. B Nice – Uh……yeah its different than putting camera's in the women's restroom coz he is peeing OUTSIDE in the open……..maybe he should have gone to the restroom—you know, inside with a door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  52. 152

    OH MY COCK!

    I feel bad for him. The poor guy just needed to take a piss and now the world is seeing his peen. I feel bad now for looking.

    Tho he should know better not to pee in public when he's famous.



  53. 153

    Nice peen! However the top peen I want to see above ALL peens would be RPattz! Do you agree with me, RPattz fans!? *Drool*



  54. 154

    ~~~~BUZZFEED DOT COM HAS IT~~~~



  55. 155

    ~~~~GO TO BUZZFEED. THEY HAVE IT.~~~~



  56. 156

    double-u ww Dot yousendit dot com/download/TTZrUGhha0QyWGRFQlE9PQ if you want to see the pics



  57. 157

    lol why did I look at that…first link works again…other 2 don't…anayway he probably peed on his hands the way he holds his man bits is really awkward …hahaha



  58. 158

    not a bad willie, willie.



  59. 159

    The last shot of him peeing really isn't bad.
    I mean, it is flaccid now but I would bet it's a grower.
    Honestly, the girth seems fine.



  60. 160

    ha thats his fault for peeing in public..
    w.e

    btw: if you people hate perez so much then why are you always posting comments on his site….ya kno…hey im just saying..

    doesnt make sense to be on a site you "hate"……haters

    anyway..
    love ya perez



  61. 161

    wonderful. The future King of England. Bravo Bravo.



  62. 162

    Niiiiiice!! Yum even!



  63. 163

    man, it was already down :(



  64. 164

    Couldn't he get arrested for peeing in public????



  65. 165

    How'd you find that? Do you go to that website often, Perez?



  66. 166

    OMG
    THAT WAS TOO MUCH.
    Oh my goodness.



  67. 167

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – 59 I wasn't trying to be mean. I guess, I was feeling sorry for him being all exposed and sad he doesn't have a mum to cry to.



  68. 168

    ewww….uncircumcized.. ..it's strange looking.



  69. 169

    Guess that's what Kate Middleton gets screwed "royally" with!!! LOL



  70. 170

    looks fucking tiny. thickness doesnt matter to me. i need it long :)



  71. 171

    .
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    NOT EXACTLY A PORN STAR'S MANPOLE BUT I'D STILL HIT IT!
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    LG GETS HER SEX ON WHEN SHE WANTS, WITH WHOM SHE WANTS, BITCHES!!!
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    .



  72. 172

    Cocka-a-doodle-dooooo!



  73. 173

    After reading the comments in here I expected it to be tiny. Looks slightly larger than average to me.



  74. 174

    i missed it :(



  75. 175

    yummy!!! I just saw a royal cock!!
    who knew he was so well hung :p
    now it;s official that's he's perfect: a well-hung prince
    drool-drool



  76. 176

    Cheap thrills Perez. Mine is bigger than that. I hope you don't start a porn site because I'll demand a refund. I don't get my money's worth from THIS site!



  77. 177

    Re: topper – yeah yeah. we're all 12 inches on-line.



  78. 178

    Why is only the first one working?
    But LOL! The world's first look at Willy's Wiener.



  79. 179

    I feel badly for poor Kate. For such a big guy I can't believe he has an average to small size dick.



  80. 180

    Nice dong a long. Good size even limp. Poor dude though, how invasive.



  81. 181

    mmmm nice.. and it looks thick too :)



  82. 182

    Ha! found it, the royal head is my avatar now



  83. 183

    Re: topper – your moneys worth? there is nothing to pay for!!beat it already



  84. 184

    Re: chicky82
    shit, it didn't work, stupid tree



  85. 185

    Stop posting about it Perez, he is not a celebrity he is a PRINCE you jerk.



  86. 186

    Re: Phillia
    Do I have to explain the joke?



  87. 187

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – 171 Your good like that! :)



  88. 188

    I'd tap that-especially with a full bladder. My mouth would be right there drinking it up.



  89. 189

    gross.
    circumcision was invented for a reason.
    i feel bad for his gf.



  90. 190

    Nice peener, Prince!



  91. 191

    Re: SinfullyTattooedBitch – It's just any dick, it's royal dick, so get a clue!



  92. 192

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES PEREZ!
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    HEY DARLIN'!
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    .



  93. 193

    LOL!! He couldn't take his Royal Ass into a bathroom to do that.



  94. 194

    Bigger than I expected, I'd hold it for him and then maybe a little more, although he's just not that handsome and I'm a little shallow, which reminds me back to the cock - nice.



  95. 195

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – SWEETHEART…I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR PROVIDING ME WITH A COPY OF THE PHOTO IN QUESTION. I APPRECIATE NOT HAVING TO SEARCH FOR IT MYSELF, AS I'M EXHAUSTED FROM A DAY DEALING WITH MY BASKETBALL TEAM. I SWEAR, ATHLETES ARE SUCH TEMPREMENTAL EMPLOYEES….ANYWAY…BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND, OR IN HAND AS IT WERE. WHILE DEAR WILLIAM (OH HE'S A REAL CHARMER, I MUST INTRODUCE YOU) DOESN'T HAVE THE BIGGEST SCEPTER IN THE REALM, HE IS SPORTING A RATHER NICE CROWN WOULDN'T YOU SAY ?



  96. 196

    Re: SooCal – WHY DARLING…ALL OF ENGLAND…NO….ALL OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE IS HIS BATHROOM.



  97. 197

    gross he's not even circumsized *brafs quietly in mouth*



  98. 198

    holy fuckin shit!!!
    a dream realized!
    lol
    it's looks fucking delish!!!!!!!!!
    oh yum.
    my day was made.
    no wait, my month.
    haha



  99. 199

    eww there's pee coming out



  100. 200

    lol the second link is so fantastic, love the music

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