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They Named It WHAT????

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed their first child on Thursday.

Was it a boy or a girl? And what did they call it????

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

It's a boy!!!!!

And, his name is Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz!

His initials are B.M.W. Ha!

P.S. According to Wiki: Mowgli (pronounced /ˈmaʊɡli/) is a fictional character who originally appeared in Rudyard Kipling's short story "In the Rukh" (collected in Many Inventions, 1893) and then went on to become the most prominent and memorable character in his fantasies, The Jungle Book and The Second Jungle Book (1894–1895), which also featured stories about other characters.

570 comments to “They Named It WHAT????”

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  1. 401

    uh, wtf?? and didn't it feel like she was pregs for like at least a year?



  2. 402

    oh god , poor poor child..



  3. 403

    Awww I think it's cute! Bronx is a cool name and Mowgli? SO cute! We used to call my nephew that because he looked like Mowgli from JB, tonso hair!



  4. 404

    whuddafuck?!



  5. 405

    UN-FORTUNATE! …and lame to boot.

    Especially since he will look like a little monkey.



  6. 406

    what the fuck!?



  7. 407

    At least mowgli is the middle name and not the first!



  8. 408

    thats stupid



  9. 409

    I LIKE BRONX - SUPER CUTE



  10. 410

    Was it conceived in The Bronx just like Brooklyn Beckham was in Brooklyn???? So lame. Poor kid. What a terrible start in life. They have to have a crazy name otherwise no-one would be remotely interested in their offspring.



  11. 411

    Okay so it's BMW…lame.

  12. adt says – reply to this


    412

    Whoever didn't know what the name "Mowgli" was from is a fucking dumbass. Although, those two fuckers that named their kid that probably don't know either. Mainly because, you know, they can't fucking read.

  13. bre says – reply to this


    413

    That is completely retarded. And I think a huge bite off of Brad and Angelina's kid. WTF, normal names are great. How arrogant that stars have to name these poor kids such stupid names. They are not a cabbage patch kid theseare real people who will have to explian their parents' stupid ass choice for a name their whole lives.dumb



  14. 414

    Bronx Wentz… that really doesn't sound too great together. But whatever, congrats to them anyway. I'm sure the baby is going to be ADORABLE. Two uglies usually make an adorable kid.



  15. 415

    it is actually kinda cute….in a weird way….



  16. 416

    Personally I love it… I think it's adorable.
    So happy for them!



  17. 417

    REtards. Celebrities are retards.



  18. 418

    No FUCKIN way. Why on earth????



  19. 419

    ummmm, whats with all the celebs giving their children these hideous names?!?!



  20. 420

    Bronx Mowgli.

    No worse than Zuma Nesta Rock, if you ask me.



  21. 421

    thats a joke right?



  22. 422

    That's a pretty sick name, creative and not weird! I like it!



  23. 423

    Bronx isn't bad. Even if the initials are BMW which is cool, couldn't come up with a cooler name than Mowgli. People all over the world love the Jungle Book but NOBODY names their kid Mowgli. Congratulations though, I'm sure he's gonna be a heartbreaker.



  24. 424

    mowgli from the jungle book?? most embarssed parents call there spawn MARIO



  25. 425

    Bronx is fine. But Mowgli? Wtf. Seriously.



  26. 426

    HAHAHAHA omg jungle book. what a crazy name



  27. 427

    poor kid!



  28. 428

    Hate It! Although his dad (Pete) does look like this character. Maybe the kid looks like Pete.



  29. 429

    well i wish them congrats on their baby boy… and though its not a name i would have picked… i suppose it could be worse, right??



  30. 430

    WTF?!



  31. 431

    Re: rach-ka

    Lol!



  32. 432

    Haha his initials are BMW.



  33. 433

    I hope the baby's head is as big as daddy's so Asslee can have a shreaded bearded clam.



  34. 434

    Re: TicaChiquita4

    You took the words out of my mouth….

    This is so disappointing…



  35. 435

    craptastic! I feel good about myself today. I didn't give my kids crappy names like Ashley.
    Trying too hard to be cool. Looking like a fool.



  36. 436

    hate the name :/



  37. 437

    can someone tell me why a girl from texas and a guy from chicago named their kid BRONX?



  38. 438

    FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKERS - CRAP NAME! Everyone thought David and Victoria Beckham's choice for Brooklyn was unusual, but nowhere near as bad as Bronx. In fact, a "loud bronx cheer" is a slang term for a fart! Mowgli is from "The Jungle Book" of course, but it's still extreme. Only Asshlee would be this dumb. I am sure Pete would have prefered Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz 4th.



  39. 439

    Re: kaityy – I just asked the same question



  40. 440

    wtf?? seriously, how desperate are these idiots to be "original"?? well, now she can go back to throwing up her meals so she can loose the baby weight in record time & he can go back to doing whatever he does.



  41. 441

    hahaha BMW thats Hot



  42. 442

    I wish celebrities would STOP naming their children stupid @#%&*%$! weird-ass names!! Those kids get teased! What happened to NORMAL names like John, or George????



  43. 443

    Yay! Finally!
    Congrats to them :]



  44. 444

    Uh, Mowgli means "FROG"



  45. 445

    i think its sexy…………………..



  46. 446

    mowgli…wtf? are they trying to get their kid laughed at?



  47. 447

    I always tell my daughter she looks like Mowgli but I never thought of that as a legitimate name! Poor kid!



  48. 448

    oh cute.. but the second name.. WTF?
    congrats!



  49. 449

    SIGH…



  50. 450

    Bronx isnt bad i spose,
    but mowgli?
    Just reminds me of the Jungle Book =/

    Think about it though, there are worse celeb kid names out there…



  51. 451

    Congrats to Ashlee and Pete, but Bronx Mowgli Wentz??? I already feel bad for the kid! :(



  52. 452

    Oh man… If you have a slur you could not say that name. Let's hope no one in the Fam has a 'S' pronunciation problemo. lol



  53. 453

    Does it really matter what the middle name is? I don't know any of my friend's middle names, heck, I don't even know family members middle names. I sometimes even forget my own because I rarely see it written anywhere and no one ever uses it. I guess I could care less what they name their kid. I could give my kid a middle name of Douche and no one would know. :P



  54. 454

    Be fucking serious why? I just hope they call him MAN CUB. Pete probably knows what it feels like to be called Cub hahaha



  55. 455

    Oy vey. Yet another child that will be taunted in school. Sigh.



  56. 456

    omg



  57. 457

    wtf??!?!!?



  58. 458

    bronx? yeah totally great name for a fucking dog. and mowgli? uhm no. nice try at trying to win cool points by using a disney character name. dumbfucks. both of them should be shot.



  59. 459

    fyi, mowgli is the boys name from the jungle book, for everyone who ate stupid for breakfast this morning and doesn't 'get' where the name came from.



  60. 460

    whats with celebs and giving their kids fucked up names



  61. 461

    bronx wentz… what a gay name! ahaha.
    i feel bad for poor Bronx… Mowgli.. LMFAO.
    Mowgli. eww.



  62. 462

    OK! Congrats to them.



  63. 463

    just bronx? why not THE Bronx?



  64. 464

    HAHA Jungle Book



  65. 465

    This is so sad. I had higher hopes for this one.



  66. 466

    how could they name that poor child so terribly?



  67. 467

    That poor child. Not only does he have to be raised by Asslee Simpson AND Peter Wentz, but he gets stuck with a shitty name. I wish that child the best of luck.
    With a miracle, he can come out of his childhood not completely scarred!



  68. 468

    thats a fucked up name. i love pete and ashlee but even hemingway wouldve been better.



  69. 469

    stupid celebrity names….that kids gonna get bullied at school with such a retarded name haha



  70. 470

    seriously…



  71. 471

    wtf. why do hollywood parents even try to be "creative"? those poor kids….well, not literally, obviously…



  72. 472

    I like it



  73. 473

    ok…thats weird



  74. 474

    Wouldn't it be great if the kid insists on wearing nothing but loincloths?



  75. 475

    HELLA FUCKING STUPID. BUT OF COURSE, A STUPID CHILD WITH A STUPID NAME WOULD SLIME OUT OF A STUPID CUNT.



  76. 476

    Stupid ass name. Bet her parents love that name~ NOT.



  77. 477

    they should have named it "shit turd media attention"

  78. Ells says – reply to this


    478

    If the name was given because of where it may have been conceived, thank goodness it wasn't in Hialeah, FL…… for realz!



  79. 479

    no. just no



  80. 480

    iknew they got mowgli from the junglebook



  81. 481

    Way to go dumb asses! I SO KNEW they wouldn't let us down! Copying Angelina and Posh? How LAME! They are going to be endless reasons for that kid to be getting his ass kicked! Number one Bronx is a dog character from Gargoyles. Two Mowgli is the Jungle Book kid! Three his initials are BWM? Really? I bet they thought that was real cute. What losers at least Angelina, Gwen and Posh's kids have cute unique names. Not stupid ass names. What freaks. What them be on the cover of freaking People or something claiming it to mean something else special to them and blah blah they only did that for attention!

  82. shazz says – reply to this


    482

    Bronx? That kid is going to be in jail early!



  83. 483

    well congrats… but poor kid. mowgli?! Why not Baloo, or Bageera? x



  84. 484

    if they named him mowgli he must of looked like a caveman when he came out.



  85. 485

    Re: whoareyou – [quote]apparently no perez readers read books, mowgli is a literary name. everyone needs to get over themselves [/quote]
    So are Ichabod, Kunta Kinte and Tra La La (though Witless Inbred Hillbilly Cunt Posing As An Elitist Literary Snob In Order To Insult Others On A Gossip Web Site, is not a lit. name). What's your fucking point?



  86. 486

    Bronx Wentz is too hard to say! And Pete is supposed to be a lover of Chicago! Bronx?!?!?!?!?!?! Chicago hates you!



  87. 487

    WTF!? And i thought Zuma was a weird ass name!



  88. 488

    V_V I feel really sorry for this kid…



  89. 489

    hmm.. bronx wentz. I like it…



  90. 490

    Re: Sativa503
    Jesus my kids should all have the middle name Mowgli if it is what happens when they turn feral.
    ha!



  91. 491

    im sorry but thats a horrible name…



  92. 492

    stop giving celebrity kids stupid names! think of how it's going to be for them when they're 30



  93. 493

    haha bronx
    one of the five bouroghs of new york :P



  94. 494

    so lame

  95. vee90 says – reply to this


    495

    wtf, MOWGLI?!?!?! why would u want ur kid that have the same name as a bear from a cartoon



  96. 496

    wtf.
    poor thing.
    love pete, hate ashlee.



  97. 497

    …named it after the Jungle book?!!
    W T F



  98. 498

    That kid is gonna hate them for that



  99. 499

    what is the next one going to be compton? wtf HAHA



  100. 500

    fuck that bitch ashlee
    why did it have to be her fake ass

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