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Madonna And Guy Have A Divorce Quickie

Filed under: Madonna > Legal Matters > Guy Ritchie

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Well, that's it.

It only takes 4 Minutes to finalize a divorce.

With neither Madonna nor Guy present, the couple's marriage was pronounced officially over this morning at the Principal Registry of the Family Division in High Holburn, London.

Guy apparently responded with, "Thank God!" when he was informed of the proceedings.

He also told a friends, "It was never about money – never about her bloody art collection. I just wanted to settle it and move on."

The filmmaker allegedly turned down $10 million offered to him, only raising a fuss when Madonna wanted to keep the kids permanently in New York. These claims are countered by Madge insiders, who insist that he WILL be getting a big payday from the divorce settlement.

While Lourdes will reside in New York with her mother, sons Rocco and David will reportedly split their time equally in the States and London.

Guy is also said to keep the couple's $10 million country estate, and the Punchbowl pub. They will also sell a couple of their other homes, splitting the profits down the middle.

Like a good lad, Guy quietly celebrated his new freedom with a pint.

Friends say he's just glad that it's over.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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  2. 102

    Re: madgerulla – THE JUDGE WASNT THERE IN THEIR 10 YEAR MARRIAGE YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD.

    AND NOW YOURE BACKTRACKING ON CLAIMING GUY CHEATED ON HER? FUCKING LIAR! MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.



  3. 103

    way to go guy !,…. now, go and get yourself a normal, hot looking gal



  4. 104

    Re: DSummerfan – YES.MADONNA ROCKS.OVER ITS REALLY TRUE.GUYS BAD BEHAVIOURS WERE THE COUSE OF BREAK UP.THERE ARE PAPERS NOW THAT PROOF IT.HEHEH.ITS NOT MADONNAS FAULT



  5. 105

    Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER, Guy Ritchie is a LOSER,

    :D
    THATS MY FAV SONG RIGHT NOW :D

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN MADONNA (L)



  6. 106

    way to go guy !,…. now, go and get yourself a normal, hot looking galRe: riileystar – its all about money. money is what lands the beautiful women.



  7. 107

    MADONNA IS A HOT LOOKIN WOMAN.SHE IS BETTER LOOKIN THAN HIM.BUT YES ITS TRUE THE JUDGE SAID IT.WELL WE CAN SEE IN INTERVIEWS AND ALL HER DOCUMENTARY THAT SHE IS MUCH MORE LOVIN THEN HE IS.SORRY ASSHOLE,MADONNA IS A POWERFULL WOMAN BUT SHE HAS FEELINGS TOO.SHE SAID THAT SHE WANT TO BE MARRIED WITH GUY FOREVER THEM SHE ASK A PETITION FOR DIVORCE AND HE ACCEPT.IN THE PAPERS SAYING THAT GUYS BAD BEHAVIOR.ITS TRUE BABY.SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKER.HE CHEAT ON HER.HIS FRIENDS SAID SO.SHE IS GHURT.GUY U ARE SO OVER



  8. 108

    MADONNA LOVED HIM.HE FUCKED UP.THATS WHY HE DOESNT HAVE ALL THE MONEY.HE TOOK JUST 25MILLION.FINALLY ITS HIS FAULT



  9. 109

    ropey control freaky robotic boring lump of sinew that bought a baby that she never sees (why didn't she give some money to the boy's village or something) doesn't let her kids watch telly controls their food their clothes their thoughts .. yes madonna yes madonna yes madonna yes madonna seriously needs to disappear which soon she probably will .. up her own ARSE! Her head's there already .. can't WAIT for the rest to follow! woo hoo!



  10. 110

    Oh yeah Madgerulla . she PLAYS with them .. when?? when she's not in the f*ucking gym balancing on her ego yoga stylee or in meetings or meeting basketball players or attending kaballah meetings .. WHEN does she play with them .. lordy get a LIFE she's just a PERSON a ropey old tart at that .. Guy is a great person and has had to put up with THAT .. he doesn't want her dirty money .. they shared the properties and he is getting what was his .. he is from a very well connected family .. in the UK that means you don't need REAL CASH ha ha .. and stop writing in capitals .. it makes you look like a child .. or that you are shouting .. tsk tsk



  11. 111

    Re: madgerulla – Genuine narcissists have no feelings of compassion and they view others as 'objects.' In your case, you would be considered a parasite or sycophant from the mind of a narcissist. What you see on stage (you claim you saw her) is her reflection scripted through her false ego.

    No one is disputing her power (money), idiot! But, there is a high price to pay for this…look at her past close relationships. Also, if you think she looks good: well, she should! She has a lot of money to pay surgeons to do the deeds.
    PS Anyone at age 50 can look good (refreshed) with the help of plastic surgery, moron.



  12. 112

    ha ha I love that "guy you are SO ever" .. what an insight .. how long have you known Guy and Madonna personally .. your insights into their life (albeit with very bad grammar) are FASCINATING … love it none of us know them or what they have been through, one things we DO know is that she is a complete control freak, I know, I am one! She'll be lonely in that tower on her high horse with her nose cut off one day … sigh … x x x



  13. 113

    AND she stole cyndi lauper's act …!



  14. 114

    madonna is the queen.i knew it she is so decent.she will never do nothing to hurt guy or the kids.he fucked evrything.now the papers can proof this



  15. 115

    Madonna has just come out of this looking like a selfish old hag. She appears not to be able to compromise on any level. Bet she never has another 7 year relationship.
    What does she look like in those Sticky & Sweet costumes??? It's really demeaning at 50, like some sort of bad drag. 20 years time she'll be marching around like Phylis Diller.
    I really am disappointed in her



  16. 116

    madgurella can I just kindly point out that you don't know these people and while we love to have our penny's worth you really should try to get a life and stop thinking you KNOW madonna .. you DO NOT she is not REAL in fact I wouldn't be surprised if she WAS battery powered .. you need some other interest you are out of control .. help some old people or someone that deserves it .. she really doesn't need you standing up for her .. now stop it and go away quietly and t h i n k …. she is not real, she is an image .. ok?



  17. 117

    Re: SeekTruth – fuck u.she looks amazing and she is hot.she treat herself right.she eats good stuffs she doesnt drink alcool to much like guy.makes good for skin.yes she is always playin with their kids.she is always with them.she the paparazzi pics all over those years and see her always hanging with her kids.guy only wants pub.



  18. 118

    she remains the same looks as always.if she did plastic surgery we will notice it.she is perfect.she looks better than he does.she is the one o make the homeworks with her kids.she does all that stuff.when they go to school sh works out,she goes to her office and her studio but them she comes back home and playin with their kids.she read them stories.guy never does that.he is working at his office and he does exercice too asshole



  19. 119

    Hey Seek Truth do you think we should counsel Madgruella .. she NEEDS it .. Madone she is an IMAGE .. and SK is completely correct .. now that lovely singer James Morrison was introduced to her at the studio he was taken over and introduced .. she STARED at him .. he said "Hi" she said "and what do you do" he said "I'm a singer" she just STARED BACK .. and refused to acknowledge him .. now is THAT the behaviour of a LOVELY person .. c o n t r o l f r e a k .. he IS a nice guy James Morrison and he didn't deserve that .. I think Sean Penn got it right when he tied her up and left her for a few hours while he went to the pub .. ha ha .. she will never be able to have a normal relationship now as she is too controlling and kaballa has taken over .. only a GOD or a SAINT would do for her in her mind I imagine .. now please stop this obsession with the media whore of the century and put your energy into something GOOD .. and that's not defending Mistress Madonna ok?



  20. 120

    Re: Woowoo – Great clarity and insight!



  21. 121

    Re: Woowoo – fuck u.u dont know nothing about her life.she has feelings to asshole.what are u doing here.if u dont like madonna what u doing.go and make a comment on fucjking britney.madoinna is the most sucessfull artist in the world.all the famous people said that she is very nice and given.atshon katshor,timabaland justin.pharrell.so mane even rihanna.they admire her.it was his fault. he distryed her life .she loved beeing with her family and he just cheat on her bicht.stop blaiming madonna .its not her fault.do u like to be cheated??



  22. 122

    Me too actually WAZ101 as I used to love her, but then over the years realised just what a controlling and impossible person she is, she CLAWED her way to the top, it's a well documented fact, she stole other artists' material and ideas and promoted herself .. she IS very very hardworking etc etc and a good example of what can be achieved in life, BUT at WHAT COST? She DOES NOT have time to play with her children or do their homework .. Guy got 50% custody, it has been written, because she spends so little time with them and they are always with nannies, the pics in the press are just an impression given to the public via the press.



  23. 123

    baby madonna name will be remember forever.guys name?? not.nobody are at her level.not britney.no one.she is unique powerfull.u pice of shit.guy will regret this.he will be missing her.like HE SAID SHE IS A SEX BOMB,THE BEST WOAN IN BED THAT HE HAD .u gonna miss it guy



  24. 124

    Re: Woowoo – Not sure what to think of Madgerulla but over-the-top with respect to a hardcore obsession and pretty disillusioned about MANdonna. It's very weird…



  25. 125

    Hey, my spanking pic is up ACE!! Erm, yes and Guy also said it was like cuddling a lump of sinew! You do make me laugh with your funny little ideas .. anyway that's all I have to say on that, sad for the kids but I am so glad Guy will get to see Rocco and David as ahem, she, didn't want them coming to the UK so often and he loves his children .. shame he won't see more of Lourdes as I think they were close too. Good luck to her too, she'll need it in that tower! x x x



  26. 126

    Re: SeekTruth – Yes Doctor S.t.T. I think a prescription of strong sedatives and a long term madonna deprogramming course is what she needs .. she has obviously been over-exposed to celebrity sites, mags, etc etc and thinks what is written in the press is the truth, it's very common these days, we'll arrange for her to go and stay with some real people with normal lives who might be able to help her. I'll get Matron to get the paperwork done double quick! x



  27. 127

    madgerulla, you dont have to defend madonna
    i was as you are now (that kind of fan) and its exahusting,, just ignore them



  28. 128

    Re: madgerulla – I don't have all day to comment but I wanted to leave you with this: You keep referring to Britney being this or that. Truth be known: MANdonna took advantage of Britney in that kiss on t.v. that many kids got to watch (shameful act)! Britney gave cries for 'help' by her hairshaving…I 'feel' bad for her, but this blog is not about Britney, but about narcissist MANdonna.

    However, MANdonna wants everyone to watch her 'sick' ploys but she won't allow her kids to even watch t.v.? What's up with that? And, what's up with you not being able to rationalize that there is something seriously wrong with this? Both you and MANdonna need professional counseling…I really mean it!



  29. 129

    Re: Woowoo – FUCK U.MADONNA IS BETTER THAN U.LITLE IDEIAS.GUY SAID THAT HE NEVER TALKED BAD SHITS ABOUT AMDONNA CAUSE SHE RESPECT HER SO MUCH.FUCK OFF.U JUST BELIEVE IN WHAT U READ FROM BAD PRESS.HE SAID THAT HE HAS SO MUCH RESPECT TO HER AND SHE IS REAL GOOD IN BAD.BUT I THINK THAT GUY IS NOT THE KIND OF MAN THAT TALKS IN PUBLIC.BUT HE SAID THAT ROMOURSARE TOTALLY FALSE.THEY STILL GERAT PALS



  30. 130

    Re: leonyx – OK.MADONNA IS SO MUCH BETTER THEM U NERDS.U RIFGHT MADONNA IS HAPPY NOW.BETTER ALONE THAN WITH A CHEATER



  31. 131

    I love Madonna, and she's strong and cool . She didn't do anything wrong.
    Guy who always drink and be drunk, and do nothing great in his work.
    And he wants Madonna to be a housewife and be equal to him as he's = 0 right now.

    I respect him as being a madonna man. I hope he'll stop publishing their privet stories in the media….



  32. 132

    One word Madonna !
    She's the winner always ……………………..
    Guy you're a sick fuck..



  33. 133

    Why'd he marry her in the first place? She's Madonna! Of course she's fucking insane.



  34. 134

    Re: riileystar – Wow. That's amazingly shallow. You're tellin' me you'd put up with fucktons of ridiculous bullshit just b/c your bf looks good?

    Youz a dumb bitch. Get ready for a difficult love life, full of disappoint, sadness, and shame. Lolz



  35. 135

    Good for Guy! I mean he was such a weakling next to Madonna! And Madonna neesd to be told to SHUT UP!



  36. 136

    It looks like you owe Guy Ritchie an apology, Perez. The man could have gotten millions upon millions out of Madonna PLUS all of the extras that he's getting currently in the divorce PLUS the children. Apparently his biggest concern was access to the children. No matter how hard Madonna tries, she cannot make him look bad. She would be far classier to just leave it as they weren't meant to be together…



  37. 137

    Good for him, he got rid of that WRINKLED SLUT!!

  38. Laury says – reply to this


    138

    Madonna is stupid, she had a good husband and she let him go because she's a fucking control-freak. Good luck finding someone else, bitch.



  39. 139

    Re: madgerulla – ARE YOU RETARDED? YOUR SENTENCES DONT MAKE SENSE…OMG YOUR CRAZY



  40. 140

    Re: SeekTruth – BRILLZ….



  41. 141

    OMG MADGEERULLA…atshon katshor,timabaland?
    YOUR CUCKU FOR COCO PUFFS



  42. 142

    he is hot so he will be just fine!!!! go guy goooo



  43. 143

    I'm sure she is equally as happy. She's the one that wanted the divorce,
    remember???



  44. 144

    Yes, he's probably just as happy with how his new shit film "Revolver" is doing in the States. Ha ha, you has been Director!



  45. 145

    I like queen of pop Madonna…She is truly talented….be on real TV to display your talents like her such as singing, dancing, or being master of exceptional knowledge. So wanna get on real TV? Simply visit www.uploaded.tv, upload your performance video, and appear on real TV, worldwide. Get ready to be judged by a global audience!

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