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"Poor needy pathetic desperate Jen
How did Jennifer Aniston, once America’s Sweetheart, morph into America’s Spinster?"
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Source: Macleans.ca
Poor needy pathetic desperate Jen
How did Jennifer Aniston, once America’s Sweetheart, morph into America’s Spinster?
Vogue editor Anna Wintour knows how to sell magazines, which explains the “What Angelina Did Was Very Uncool” line on the cover of the December issue next to Jennifer Aniston’s face. The quote was lifted from an interview in which the former Friends star was asked about Angelina Jolie’s gushing to the magazine in 2007 about falling in love with Brad Pitt while he was still hitched to her. Playing Aniston’s first public comment about Jolie so boldly was a master stroke destined to generate epic buzz.
For Aniston, though, the incident ushered in yet another of the “Poor Jen! Duped again!” moments that have dogged her since her 2005 divorce from Pitt. Not only did Vogue exploit Aniston’s tepid smackdown, making her appear obsessed with the siren who stole her husband, it squared the two women off against one another more subtly. Astute fashionistas were quick to note that the cover image of Aniston posed on a beach in a cleavage-displaying, off-the-shoulder, red Narciso Rodriguez gown echoed the cover shot of Jolie in January 2007 in which she rocked a cleavage-displaying, off-the-shoulder, red Bill Blass against a sandy backdrop. Jolie’s cover line, however, was a more triumphant “Why Her Real Life is More Romantic Than Any Movie.” The disparity continued inside: in 2007, Jolie was shown with Pitt and their numerous children; in the current issue, Aniston is pictured with her dog Norman.
Aniston’s Vogue appearance is part of a publicity blitz for her two new movies, Marley & Me, which opens on Dec. 25, and He’s Just Not That Into You, which arrives in February. Neither role, it’s safe to say, will eclipse the one she currently plays in the cultural imagination—that of the archetypal Wronged Wife subject to an endless loop of “Jen Is Devastated!” “Jen Is Furious!” “Jen Gets Revenge!” bogus theorizing. Since her divorce, America’s Sweetheart has morphed into America’s Spinster. The unmarried, childless Aniston has become the tabloids’ Miss Havisham, portrayed as lonely, needy and locked in the past. The website Dlisted.com recently advertised a US$19.95 “Boyfriend Arm Pillow” thus: “Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so f–king lonely and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, ‘Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas.’ ” Celebrity gossip site PerezHilton.com refers to her cruelly as “Maniston.”
Her alleged tribulations sell big time. “We can’t get enough of her,” says Dina Sansing, entertainment director at US Weekly, where every issue features at least one Aniston photo or story. She’s No. 2 on the “Most Valuable Celebrity Faces” of 2008 list in terms of newsstand sales, according to Forbes. (In a rare case of tabloids imitating life, “Poor Jen!” was knocked off her No. 1 perch this year by Jolie.) Women relate to her, says Sansing, a bond that dates back to 1994 when Aniston entered homes as flaky, likeable Rachel Green. Female fans flocked to copy Aniston’s haircut, known as “The Rachel.” And now they rally to share her pain—as well as a schadenfreude thrill.
Aniston’s position atop the tabloid pantheon was cemented with her union with Pitt, whom she met Hollywood cute in 1998 through their mutual agent. The merger of America’s Sweetheart and the World’s Sexiest Man in 2000 was a lavish event that featured a 40-person gospel choir and fireworks over the Pacific. They were the king and queen of the Hollywood prom, with matching tans and blond streaks. When they split Aniston was poised for post-Friends career breakout; initially she was the one blamed for being unwilling to “have Brad’s babies,” to employ tabloid lexicon. When Jolie’s involvement became known, Aniston became the object of sympathy, and pity. After all, what chance did the Girl Next Door have against the Girl From the Next Galaxy? The New Yorker film critic Anthony Lane summed up perception of Jolie’s snaring of Pitt: “She took one look at the world’s most widely desired man and scooped him up with no more ado than a Parisian grande dame tucking a chihuahua into her clutch bag.”
The scandal was likened to Eddie Fisher leaving Debbie Reynolds for Elizabeth Taylor in the ’60s. But back then there wasn’t a celebrity media complex ready to pounce on Reynolds’ every humiliation, real or imagined. For the wounded Aniston, the salt poured down, beginning with an arty 60-page photo spread in the June 2005 W titled “Domestic Bliss,” in which Pitt and Jolie presided over a band of little blond Brads.
Aniston shot back with a tearful Vanity Fair interview in which she admitted to being hurt and lonely and denied rumours that she didn’t want children: “That really pissed me off. I’ve never in my life said I didn’t want to have children. I did and I do and I will!”
The trendy L.A. store Kitson capitalized on the conflict, selling “Team Aniston” and “Team Jolie” T-shirts. “Team Aniston” outsold 25-to-one in the beginning, reports owner Fraser Ross. Elaine Lui, founder of the popular celebrity gossip blog Laineygossip.com and an eTalk reporter, believes Aniston’s plight taps into female anxiety. “There’s a fear among many women that their husband is going to work one day and hook up with the hot colleague,” she says. “So every time they see Jennifer Aniston’s face they can’t help but feel for her or support her, not because they like her but because they feel a vote for her is a vote for themselves.”
As part of the most mused-upon triangle since Euclid, Aniston’s now intractably tethered to Pitt and Jolie in a perverse geometry: for every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, there’s the inevitable “Jen Alone in Malibu!” sidebar. In the gravitas sweepstakes, she’s the lesser, a sun lamp eclipsed by a supernova. As Pitt and Jolie tour refugee camps and rebuild New Orleans, she’s photographed bagging rays in Cabo and dating a series of child-men, most lately the singer John Mayer, which sparked the recent Life & Style cover line: “Having More Surgery for John?”
Aniston’s post-Pitt hookups, which include Vince Vaughn, her co-star in The Break-Up, have the whiff of publicity stunt. Lui views Aniston’s relationship with Mayer, whose conquests include Jessica Simpson and who’s nine years her junior, as an attempted “Screw you” to Jolie: “She’s saying, ‘I’m 40 but I can still bag a younger man and change him.’ I almost feel sorry for her talking about her like this, it’s so misguided.”
Aniston’s uterine status is the subject of constant speculation as she approaches the big 4-0. “She’s Having John’s Babies,” announced Star magazine in mid-November, which claimed Aniston was undergoing “secret fertility treatments” to have twins. That same week, In Touch falsely reported it was a fait accompli: “Jen’s Bump Gets Bigger.”
Of course, obsession with celebrity baby bumps drive newsstand sales. “Her fans are interested in her having a traditional husband and house,” says Sansing. “They’re very eager for her to have this life that we all think she’s wanted for some time.”
Aniston’s inability—or unwillingness—to fulfill her perceived maternal destiny is magnified exponentially by Jolie’s and Pitt’s relentless child acquisition; they’ve added an average of 1.6 children per year to their family. Yet Jolie’s Earth Mother status hasn’t interfered with her stellar career. Since 2005, she has made nine movies, two of which generated Oscar buzz.
Aniston has made seven, two with cringe-inducing, too-close-to-life titles. As Fug Girls, New York magazine’s fashion blog, observed: “The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.”
It’s as if the lens trained on Aniston is fated to dredge up the past. She’s photographed often with former Friends co-star Courteney Cox, reminding the public of Rachel; in a Smart Water ad, she’s surrounded by children of various ethnicities, summoning inevitable comparison to Jolie; her recent guest appearance on 30 Rock as a stalker sent up her real-life victim persona.
Lui believes the focus on Aniston as victim is misbegotten. “I think we need to examine ourselves as a society,” she says. “For some reason we love the soap opera aspect of a weak victim like Jennifer Aniston and the mobilization to rally around her.” She sees Aniston as hostage to her own publicity: “She sold this image of herself and now she can’t shake it. She has become the poster girl for crying yourself to sleep at night.”
It’s a label Aniston tries to shake: “This whole ‘Poor lonely Jen’ thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love? I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love,” she told Vogue. “Just because at this stage my life doesn’t have the traditional framework to it—the husband and the two kids and the house in Connecticut—it’s mine. It’s my experience. And if you don’t like the way it looks, then stop looking at it!”
That’s not going to happen, especially now that Pitt’s promoting The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which also opens on Dec. 25. Brangelina domestic bliss will be displayed large, as in the “private” photographs Pitt took of Jolie displayed in the November issue of W.
Appearing on the Oprah Winfrey Show in mid-November, Aniston tried to distance herself from the breakup: “I don’t go there,” she said. “It’s a hundred years old for Chrissakes.” Still, Winfrey stoked the embers, asking Aniston if she wanted to beat Pitt at the box office. “What am I going to say?” she replied, “Can we do a tie?” No chance of that. The next week, she was “Devastated Jen” once again on the cover of Star, once again the proxy for the real world of broken dreams.
That's just uncalled for.
Re: JackxS – I agree with you 100%!!! What is the difference between Angelina & Sienna? Sienna's probably got a couple pounds on Angelina - whose got the body of a HEP C heroin addict / CRACKWHORE!!!
If I end up like Maniston, I'd feel sorry for me too!
Okay perez didn't write the article but must have reached great lengths looking for it. Perez is still a bias hater, i still think jen is hot, and jolie is a lying manipulative sack of s—.
lay off jen! shes not the one to be targeting! jolie is the whore! she ruined her perfect little life
but above all…the real ASS is brad here…c'mon dont be so gay perez! just bec hes hot, doesnt make him the good guy
Jen is one of the hottest around!!
and she's funny.
I still love her^^ She's sweet and brave.. I really don't like the Pitt/Jolie couple, just pissimg me off
Go Jen! ^o^
HA !! GREAT ARTICLE !!
Jen, go away, go live in the mountains somewhere, ski down a hill and smash into a huge boulder……..you're a horrible actress and the world could use less of your pathetic antics.
Re: Jenfraud – GET A LIFE, ANGELINA!
YOURE STILL A HEROIN ADDICTED SMELLY CUNT WHORE!!!!! having black and asian babies isnt going to change that!!!!
it just bothers me that she can't stop publicly talking about it. if she doesn't ever want to get over it, it's fine but does it always have to be the topic of discussion. if she really wanted to she would have stopped complaining about it a long time ago. i know it's a hard thing to go through but she has got to start thinking that this isn't just about her being the victim. She's got to consider that Brad and Angelina have children now. She better stop bashing them at least for the kids' sake.
Re: Stevie D. –
Being pointed out the truth, it really hurts you doesn't it. Look at the profanity! You are behaving like a true Aniston fan. LOL!
Re: almaofdrums – ARE YOU RETARDED??? The media is building this up - not Jen! What she should talk about is how this SKANK WHORE slept with her husband!!! I don't know why she's being nice to this C*NT…I would love to see Jen beat the living shit of out Angelina
BTW whatever happened to that dinner with Woody Allen? Was that just CAA exchanging some kind of a favor with him? Nothing came of it as expected. No movie for JenJen with Woody. "PR dinner" = "attracting beefy roles" my ass LOL!!
that's really sad. poor lady.
So just because she's single at her age, she MUST be happy without a man to "complete" her life?
I thought this was 2008, not 1950.
*unhappy
wow, no wonder Maclean's has gotten such a bad reputation the last several years! it used to be a serious news magazine.
anyway, it's impossible to be a spinster if you're not a virgin and have been married or co-habitated with a partner.
how fucking pathetic that a so called professional writer doesn't understand what the word spinster means.
Why don't you post that video of Jolie in the Drug den talking happily about killing her pets?
Good article.
He got lucky to avoid marrying such a person. Anyone who would care so little about your feeling or respect you so little as to "dump" you in an informal way like text messaging and not have the decency to say so in person is some immature and selfish jerk that did not care that much about you to begin with, regardless of their claims to the contrary.
I'm sick of hearing this b!tch whine. She should focus on the positive in her life she's rich, famous and had sex with Brad Pitt. Not many people will accomplish that in their lifetimes.
It's obvious Jen and John are only dating for publicity and that she's still not over Brad.
I hate that Jolie slut! She's a fucking home-wrecking whore no matter how she tries to "spin" it or no matter how much bullshit "charity" work she does to deflect attention from it. She was always a whore.
I'M SO TIRED OF PEREZ'S ANTI-ANISTON AGENDA! BRANGELINA ARE THE LOSERS…ATTENTION STARVED, MANIPULATIVE AND CRAP ACTORS BOTH–GOOD LUCK WITH THE OSCARS THIS YEAR!! CHANGELING…NOT GONNA HAPPEN. BENJAMIN BUTTONS…REALLY?!
THEY'RE CRAP PARENTS, TOO. EVERY TIME I SEE A PHOTO OF THOSE KIDS (WHICH IS EVERY DAY) THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT CITY WITH NO FRIENDS AND BAG A CHEETOS AND A SODA IN THEIR HANDS. THEY'RE GONNA NEED SERIOUS THERAPY WHEN THEY'RE OLDER. AND THAT MANY KIDS IN SO FEW YEARS IS A COMPULSION NOT LOVE FOR CHILDREN. LOSERS!
omg. all of you people are retarded. did you even READ the article?
It's ABOUT how all these magazines and media misconstrues Jen's image, IT NEVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT HOW ANGELINA JOLIE IS BETTER THAN JENNIFER ANISTON.
honestly, Im not surprised, with your profile names, its pretty obvious 80% of you here barely made it through high school.
This is a very well written and witty article. I liked it. Good job Perez.
nice ballrest..
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this article is coming out of Canada… hummm?
I JENNIFER ANISTON!!!!
Its sad that everone is always giving her Hell!
Everyone needs to leave her ALONE, they are plenty of other people to Bag On!
Hon you can do ART films in Europe start packin x good luck
c´mon people. i like them both. angie and jen.and the biggest bastard here is definetly Brad. no man was ever stolen from his wife, they all went willingly. this is just an everyday story, nothing new. by the way, angie had a few great co-stars working with her and no one got divorced other than Brad.because he wanted that to happen to him. I think she is ok, she has a very beautiful face but her body is not very something. she is to thin and her legs are horrible. he had played with other great actresses and nothing happened. I guess it was true love. jen will find a man eventually. never worry, angie is not going to get anything back. she is too generous and giving, caring and compassionate. even if she sneared him, it is a minor offence, she is forgiven by the universe. just look at her, her eyes tell you what a beautiful person she´s become. in her eyes is her heart. and she is no evil woman. and someone made a very tasteless comment about her giving birth and adopting. not every woman gives birth child after child because of frustration. some of them are truly maternal. and if you don´t like perez, then don´t read him. allthough it is true, that the article is nasty and it is for those narrow-minded petty and mean people that helped prop 8. perez, you should re-think some of your comments.aniston isn´t that bad. you prefer some very weird looking guys and we don´t pick on that. ( zack, chase, jonas boys etcetera… c´mon man. )
She seriously needs to get over it, for her own sake at least, and for her career. One way is to stop talking about it in interviews. duh! Seeing her in the headlines is stomach curdling. Get over it!!
Jen shouldve just said it…A guy does it once, he will do it twice?!..i dont think he's too faithful lol. She should dump all her linky sourcy friends because im sick of them linking shit off like if she still likes him, ukc. cuz she doesnt and she needs to get chizzled hot and one night in publicity fkc in a moscow club with lots of guys in the same time while paparazzis flashing and like she walks out in a black mini dominatrix suit flipping every off cursing in russian…jeje while hes in africa with the little birdies and lil elephants as a slave in charity press's with 6 kids than more than half arent his…well thats what he likes. Pure stress and grief. jk i love him, but i love more.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
i have always been team jolie…
but jen is sound mucho pathetic-o…
m.
How can Angelina be the homewrecker when their home was already a wreck? I laugh at Jennifer because she is stuck with a boyfriend arm pillow and she is that girl that cries to sleep at night while we all stand behind her and laugh.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA fucking cry baby bitch!
This is all so silly.
Jen is a beautiful woman and a great actress, with many friends that love her. We should all be so lucky.
Ya know its bullshit, no matter what she says, they're going to twist it around to make it look like Poor Jen……I mean come on, lies, sensationalism sells…….as for Jolie and Jen gettin into a word fight, come on, Fishlips didn't need to open her big mouth to start with, she's the one adding fuel to the fire. Jen has every right to defend herself…….Fishlips needs to shut her mouth, it just brings back all the bad publicity when she came outta the closet as a homewrecker. And that's all she is…..I give her and Brad about 2 more years and she will have moved on to yet another poor sucker.
People are cruel to her. It's almost a self-hatred. I mean, be honest, how many of us are the Angelina in a story like this? Jennifer is a huge celebrity with a huge bank account and a hot and talented boyfriend. Brad is a dick for cheating on her and Angelina is a hypocrite…that being said, I do applaud their work and family life. And I feel bad for Aniston being crucified by the media like this, like I said, self-hatred…it's psychology. No one wants to be the percieved "loser" or "lonely", but be honest…even you too Perez (sorry, I do respect you though), but we are. Give her a break and let her be happy - I'm sure with all she has going for her, she has plenty of reason to be.
Oh and I just wanted to second what another poster wrote about PEREZ BEING SEXIST…SPINSTER IS A NEGATIVE, SEXIST CONNOTATION. WHY IS A SINGLE MAN DATING A YOUNGER WOMAN NOT CALLED THAT? FUCK THAT SHITE, PEREZ. GROW UP AND GIVE HER PROPS FOR BEING A COOL, CONFIDENT CHICK AND BEING THE ANTI-BRANGELINA.
I don't understand how Jen was the one who remained faithful. Jen was the one that got $h!t on but yet Jen is the one that YOU are picking on WTF? I don't understand how Ang is so great, holy, and should be praised. Yet Jen who is innocent in it all is punished! Do you feel at all bad about that Perez? Come on I have been with your site from the beginning, every misstep you had made I have remained a fan. Now I feel you should listen to your fans and stop picking on Jen.
Re: Vulture Fckng Capitalist –
You are making this article legitimate without knowing LOL! You are projecting your own fear upon Aniston's supposed 'plight'. Don't forget she is a celeb with $110M sitting pretty. She is no victim. She is using your fear and sympathy to get rich.
Just another Brangelina media manipulation. It's amazing the amount of venom and poison that comes from Angelina Jolie. Cunning homewrecker.
Oh, poor Jen, she young, she's rich, she's in amazing shape with a good head on her shoulders and she can do whatever she wants in life. Yeah, poor Jen. Really.
Perez, just a question. How long have you been single for now? 7 years? 10 years? You have been celebate for how long now? Virgins in glass houses should not throw stones. Know what I mean?
I do not know why you do not like Jen. She is far more alike than Jolie. Jolie appears very weird and PItt is a cheater, I have no respect for either of them. I wouldn't see one of Jolie or Pitt's movie if they paid me!
you know, perez, you really got it in for this girl. it's just a little obvious.
hey, you're entitled to your opinions. but last i heard…um from her own mouth…was that she was over it. it's everyone else that's not letting her get over it. it's everyone else, like the money grubbing media who feel the need to dredge up an old story to sell more magazines, that are not letting this go.
we're all human…we all make mistakes…say the wrong thing…get ourselves involved in relationships that don't quite work out the way we want. but the hell scrutiny these people go through…now that's pretty sad. bottom line is, jennifer aniston is an actress. she's an entertainer. her personal life just ain't that interesting. no one's personal life is.
Re: Oregano – I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
and fuck that skank angelina!!!!!!!!!!!!
"once a whore…your nothing more…im sorryt hat will never change!"
-paramore
She is not a spinster! Who says you have to settle down and marry to be complete? normal?
the thing is… jen's a loser, jolie's (still) a homewrecker, and brad's a douche. i say brad is to blame.
she is one of the most desperate celeb chick in this planet, she cant even get a date that will last longer then the next week celeb news magazine.. she is to desperate.. brad pitt moved foward from his marriage with jen and ow his has a 100x more great life.. MOVE ON JEN stop CRYING like BIG BABY
If people don't like her than why are they writing such long shit about her?
For every hot chick there is a guy who is sick of her shit…..With Jen it seems to be a hundred or so guys
Everyone should just leave Jen alone. They are all just miserable human beings. or should I say creatures. she's always the bigger person.. She has done NOTHING trong.. I admire her for being the best at everything she does…. she just simply ROCKS and jolie and her fans can't stand that and won't ever accept that. They are ignorant and that's just so sad for them.
Jennifer is a lonely person, she need to forget about the past. Brad and Angelina were meant to be with each other.
WAIT A FUCKEN MINUTE HERE!!!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MAKING FUN OF HER. PEOPLE, SHE HAD HER HUSBAND CHEAT ON HER. SHE IS TREATED AS IF SHE LEFT BRAD FOR SOME DUDE AND LATER REGRETTED IT, AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE BECAUSE HE MET ANGELINA…….. THEY RAN OFF TOGETHER REMEMBER!?! AS MUCH AS THEY TRIED TO FOOL EVERYONE (OBVIOUSLY IT WORKED)THAT THE SPARKS, SPANKS, AND SEX AFFAIR HAPPENED AFTER THE DIVORCE IS TOTAL BULLSHIT…. HAD SHE NOT BEEN THE ANGEL YOU PUT HER OFF TO BE, EVERYONE WOULD BE CALLING ANGIE A WHORE AND BRAT AND ASSHOLE…..GOOD THING FOR HER "SAVE THE WORLD" IMAGE SHE'S CREATED!!!!!!!! J E N IF YOU READ THIS, KNOW THAT NOT EVERYONE SEES YOU LIKE THIS! IT'S JUST PUTO PEREZ AND HIS FOLLOWERS.
That bitch is so insure with angelina jolie. Shes too jealous that angie's making money in the movies and she's stuck in cheap sitcoms that had low ratings since she came. Sucks to be YOU. and no body likes you! Nobody like U and your fame whore BF.
TEAM JOLIE
every time you write something like that we love her more , since you are not going to stop your biased stupid comments I am out of this site .
What a load - pick up the December VOGUE, folks (and READ IT). She looks and sounds AMAZING! She turns 40 a month before I do, and she's a total encouragement to me! I have never seen her look better. It'll be interesting to see what Skankalina looks like when she's 3 months from the big 4-0. I'm guessing not so good.
POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN! POOR JEN!
POOR OLD JEN!
Gawd, I really thought this story had died and it just doesn't want to go away. This is why I have respect for the celebs who DON'T discuss their personal lives in public - people like Leo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Will Smith, Pink and Kate Winslet. The more you blab, the more crap you're inviting from the tabs. Unfortunately Jen Aniston is learning this the hard way. In a way I feel bad for her in how desperate and unhappy and vengeful she looks but at the same time I think Angelina Jolie is a maneating skanky slut and a self-righteous fake. And Brad Whipped just sits back and lets it happen. I think he gets off on two chicks fighting over him. Well, at least Jen can take comfort with Laura Dern, who had Billy Bob stolen away from her by Whorealina.
Why is everyone getting so worked up about the ladies? BRAD was the married man who went astray - why isn't anyone mad at him. Why do people always blame the girls and pit us against each other??? Boring. Now, since you are dead set on labeling people, to set the record straight… Jenn is NOT a Spinster, she is a divorcee. A Spinster is a woman who has never married. Get it straight! Also, why the "poor Jenn"? Millions of fiscally poor people would kill or die for her life and so why does she deserve pity? Purely on a personal note, I love Brangelina more than Jenn, simply because the latter is lacking in real talent. Also, while the Brangs are out making a difference in the world, Jenn is sipping Pina Coladas in Cabo. Seriously? Let this stupidity die already… Life is short and not a competition. Let it rest!
Jeez.BUT..true.You have her, and in UK we have fucking Kylie Minogue bleatings to contend with.Both are truly asinine yokels. Nobody can attack Minogue any more in tabloid hell because she was "sick and is temporarily "untouchable" -still a vacuous pathetic bitch though. Plump middle aged over botoxed fag hag. with the crappest voice in histroy of pop music. She and Anniston are of same cloth.
Wow all that to say ….????I think she got a raw deal.Her mistake was to trust her husband?and in fromt of the world….he proved her wrong.Perez eres un obsesivo.
Amazing the way you try to "tell people" what it is that "they think". A spinster is a woman who has never married. Jen can never be defined as a spinster, because she has been married.
Okay, so George Clooney is a "fox" and the "most eligible bachelor" but Aniston is a "spinster"?
PLEASE. That's just another attempt for society to control women with nasty labels. She's rich, successful and gorgeous. I'd say she has quite a lot going for her. Also, marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I'M SO FUCKING GLAD THAT,IN THE TIME YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE BY WRITING
THESE KIND OF WORDS ABOUT SAINT ANGELINA(DON'T FORGET THAT YOU BORED,ALONE,DISPERATE AND FRUSTRATED BITCHES WHO DEFEND "POOR JEN"),ANGELINA IS THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON EARTH,CUDDLING HER BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND KISSING ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MEN ON PLANET EARTH !
HA HA HA,CHOKE WITH YOUR OWN POISON !!!
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A f*!K OF WHAT YOU SAY !!!
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKIN' MANISTON FANS AND JOLIE HATERS SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE ALREADY ???MANISTON IS RICH,FAMOUS AND AMERICA'SWEETSKANK…I MEAN HEART AND ANGELINA IS ONE HELL OF A WOMAN BY EVERYTHING SHE HAD ACCOMPLISHED.BOTH HAD DONE MORE ALREADY THAN YOU WOULD DO IN 10 OF YOU MISSERABLE LIFES…
SO GET OVER IT ALREADY !!!
You are all very funny… hahahaha. Team Jen! She is gorgeous, rich, has a life full of joy! You are the one who cannot let it go. You must praise bitchelina because you are ok with homewreckers, right?
Re: Anaksunamun – Team Jolie!!!!
Re: Anaksunamun – Jen looks like a HORSE!
She's hardly a desperate spinster. She's totally hot, and she's had Brad Pitt. Why should she settle now? She's holding out for the one and I love her for that. If she were a man we'd call her a playboy (eg. George Clooney). She's being an independent woman, living her life her way. Who cares if she doesn't have a husband and two kids.
whatever, I've always loved her and always will - Angelina Jolie is a home-wrecking cunt.
I hate this so much.
Their divorce should have been a small thing, but the tabloids blew it up.
I feel bad for Jen.
Sure, her and Brad probably did not get along but the manner in which he left her was a little disgusting.
Nobody deserves that kind of humility.
THE MEDIA [INCLUDING THIS WEBSITE] USES JEN'S GORGEOUS FACE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE LIKE MENTIONED, SHE'S THE 2ND MOST VALUABLE CELEBRITY FACE OF 08. YOU THINK IF THIS ARTICLE DIDNT BRING IN CLICKS & COMMENTS, PEREZ WOULD HAVE ADDED IT!? LOL. JEN MOVED ON FROM HER PAST SOOO LONG AGO BUT THE MEDIA REFUSES TO DROP IT BECAUSE IT BRINGS THEM REVENUE.
JEN IS NOT LONELY, NOR SAD. SHE'S NOT CRYING AT HOME ON THE FLOOR IN THE FETAL POSITION, LMFAO, GET OVER IT PEOPLE. THE MORE YOU WISH PAIN ON HER, THE MORE SHE BETTERS HERSELF.
AS FOR BRANGELINA … THAT IS THE MOST SELF DESTRUCTIVE COUPLE I'VE SEEN TO DATE. ANGELINA USED TO BE ATTRACTIVE, THEN WENT INTO A SLOW DOWNWARD SPIRAL TO BECOME THE VEINY, ANOREXIC AND PATHETIC LOOKING OLD WOMAN. JEN LOOKS YOUNGER THAN JOLIE…THIS IS VERY VERY SAD. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT TRYING TO BECOME A ONE WOMAN REFUGEE CENTER DOES TO A PERSON. AS FOR BRAD, LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE BECAUSE HE'S LOOKING LIKE SHIT THESE PAST DAYS. LETS PUT ALL THREE BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES OF JEN, JOLIE, AND PITT TOGETHER AND SEE WHO ACTUALLY ENDED UP BETTER OFF!? ENOUGH SAID.
My god Perez - you really are reaching aren't you - how far will you go to trash this woman - when will enough be enough when everyone has enough of you - is this really what your website is going for? You are about to losing me for good - you used to be interesting and funny but this bullshit is getting old really old
gees no crucifing angie…TEAM JEN!
Wow! That's a really good article.
What a shocker! Maniston has two new films coming out where she plays….Rachael! She's so multidimensional. Give this jughead an Oscar pronto! God she's pathetic. Why does she still land movie roles?
I love seeing Maniston portrayed as the cat lady spinster in the press. Every time she caught by the paparazzi third-wheeling with David and Courtney in Malibu she looks even more pathetic.
perez you're an asshole…I'm not visiting your page anymore… enough is enough with her… know when to stop and know when to take cradit away from people who dont deserve it…. you don't meddle with a married man… and furthermore aniston says nothing in the vogue article that makes her sound despearte or needy… in fact the contrary…. the media has given her this image of a needy woman bc she is unwed and has no children…she is happy an dthats what matters…. and you should celebrate that instead of celebrating insecure angelina who helps her ego by hitting on unavalibale men…REALLY SAD….I'm OUT
really like no poor jen anything she has a creer as a actress she makes alot of money and she has a handsome boyfriend i think you guys are lame for dissing her shes great and perez shoulnt say mean things cuz she has alot going for her and shes not a publicity whore people wont leave her alone and then they say she wants to be in the spotlight get a fucking life
HAHAHAHAHAHA! i love how angelina is so hot, it's like impossible to hate her. maniston is caca.
I wish people would just leave this poor girl alone and realize that Jolie is a homewrecking slut and Brad is a fucking loser, who could have played this out a LOT better. By FIRST divorcing his wife, before he lay in bed with another woman. Why does no one have anything to say about HIS cheating ways?! BTW Perez, I can't stand that you talk crap about her and yet Sluttiana (or whoever you call her) you can call her all sorts of names and claim she has all sorts of diseases. You're such a hypocrite! I would hate, of all things, to be called that. Yet, it is your MO.
Bottom line .. Angies movies are amazing. Jen's movies suck balls. I could care less who they're sleeping with. One has talent and the other doesn't.
Hey there, I like Jennifer Anniston. She is beautiful and talented. So what if she is older than John Mayer, Brad pitt is older than jolie by quite a few years . why is it okay for a man but not for a woman.. I saw Jennifer Aniston on Oprah, and she is not a spinster ( why is a woman a spinster if she wants to enjoy life instead of stressing herself out over a man and children, and aging 20 years ahead of her time because of them.) She is very sure of herself and is into her career. John mayer is lucky to have jennifer aniston and she is a hell of alot better than that dumb bitch jessica simpson.