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Filed under: Paris Hilton > Fill In The BlankThe recently single socialite, out and about in L.A. on Friday night.
The book Paris Hilton is reading is called "_________________."
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Posted: November 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
"Learning How To Have A (bowel) Movement!" Tee-Hee!!!
Living off of Daddy and Grandaddy?
HOW CAN ANYONE WITH A BRAIN TRULY BE A FAN OF PARIS HILTON? WHAT DOES SHE DO THAT MAKES HER SO "HOT?" SHE IS NOT VERY PRETTY. SHE HAS OVER-SIZED MANGLED FEET. SHE GIVES REALLY BAD BLOW JOBS. SHE HAS A PRISON RECORD. SHE GOES THROUGH DESPERATE MEDIA HUNGRY MEN LIKE OPRAH GOES THROUGH PANTIES. SHE CANNOT DRIVE. SHE IS FRIENDS WITH GREASY BEAR. SHE IS FRIENDS WITH GUMMY BEAR. SHE HAS A TERRIBLE SHOW ON MTV. SHE GIVE BACK NOTHING TO THE COMMUNITY OR THE WOMEN WHO LEFT PRISON. SHE IS A HYPOCRITE. SHE IS LIAR. SHE IS JUST A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A ROLE MODEL AND THE MEDIA SHOW HAVE A NO PARIS DAY AND BOYCOTT TAKING PICTURES OF HER.
living in the moment!! ha ha ha!
"SEE SPOT RUN?"
LYING IN THE MOMENT
how to make other people believe that
you can read and are a nice girl!
…and the other book is "WHO NEEDS A GAG REFLEX ANYWAY?"
she looks so….matchy.
kinda ridiculous.
being smart for dummies.
WHAT AN UGLY CREATURE - INSIDE AND OUT - SHE SMELLS OF SHIT -
Paris Hilton reads?
Re: Corynn – LIKE YOU EVER FUCKEN READ!
Ugly bag! and can't they get that fake tan crap to look real and go all the way to the palm like a real tan does
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CAN SHE READ ABC?
It's called "How to make myself disappear from the face of the earth because I'm a useless tramp"
What does it say? "Acting for Dummies"?
How to be a tranny with a weave.
shes a dumb ass blonde!!
AND shes FAKE as her hair!!
'im an idiot part 2'
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WHAT AN IDIOT!
WHO CARRIES THE LARGEST BOOK ON TOP ANYWAY?
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haha i only read the bottom picture first and thought it said 'living with money'
The book Paris Hilton is reading is called "_________________."
"How to atention-whore without subtlety"?
um what the eff is that purse?
why are those glasses being paired with that dress?
i just dont understand what her / her stylist were thinking.
money can buy you anything, but it cant buy you class.
Hahaha, can she read???
LeOnA'$ GhO$t ……….doesn't luis vuitton make a decent bookbag???……..mUUah…………….why won't P let me reply to you or milk me
Hey outfit is hideous.
Ummm Her sunglasses and bag look like cheep shit?
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – can't wait to see the new you…….evenin'…..
she's more severe than a bratz doll…………
she accessorizes like a 7yr old girl at a Pretty Pretty Princess Birthday Party- wtf, act like a GROWN ASS WOMAN
also- anyone else notice her ginormous hands?! remember that old gag "if ur hand is bigger than ur face ur retarded, test urs" and then u slam the persons hand in their face?
…is called…."Library Barbie".
She looks like some big fierce creature from Sesame Street or Dr. Seuss.
"how to make a dress out of grandma's old curtains"
It's called… "Look at my new boobs."
Paris should be queen of the universe. period.
GOD you're all stupid.
He's saying that because she' obviously using the title of the book as a statement, hence carrying around literature she would never be able to finish, when she knows she will be snapped by the paps, and the pics will be published and the person/people she is sending the message too will take note.
Remember when she pulled the carrying around the bible and self help book jesus shit. *gag*
I know for a fact she wouldn't be able to read more than 10 pages before getting annoyed at having to check a dictionary to understand every 3rd word .
yo retards perez can read. we know it actually says living in the moment.
what it should say is "how to spend all this fucking money before you die"
or "I only bought this so people think im smart!"
maybe " Living up to the Definition of Trust Fund Baby"
Chicken Soup for Assholes?
living in the moment….
perez, put up some news
we all know you have know life
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Shes reading "fart in a mitten that wont go away" chapters include oversized condom and you can drive a semi through my vagina!!
…called…"Living With Incurably Bad Taste", or…"Embracing Your Inner I.Q."
Between the Jan Brady dress and that fucking nightmare of a toy 6 year old's purse, she looks like she's dressing her I.Q.
i htink hes referring to second pic..which her finger is covering up part of moment..so it looks like the book title is "living mom"
duhhhh
Do you think your readers are illiterate?
Re: mamajud wants to adopt baby bronx – Hmmm, I think you gals are going to love it…especially the udderly horny "Milk Me"! lol
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It's titled "Mad Skills"
So is she stealing Hanna Beth's look now?
….is called "Living With Herpes".
lame
ho needs letters
"Hooked on phonics". Paris has no sense of style. Matching everything by color is NOT styling.
:O
paris can readd?
wtf??!!!!
living with yourself when you know you suck.
a book with only pictures
because we know you cant read.
YAY
she's reading "life for idiots."
I don't think she can read. I think she use the books as prop like she does with those poor dogs. She is fucking useless. Stop kissing her crab-infested ass and move on to newsworthy news! You can do better than this, Perez! Still got the luvre for you, boy!
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WOW thats shocking she can read???
OMG! Paris has the hands of an old man or a wicked witch. So crumbled and so large.
It should be titled "What not to wear" and the dress she's wearing should be on the cover. What the hell is that?
well teh book cover says living in the moment, but the actual book inside is… how to hide herpes from a new lover
books for whore hilton????????? now what no more partying and getting piss drunk wich benji no more? sooooooo sad…… must be someting else to do with millions in pocket then reading booooooooooring books
what is she wearing?! It looks like a little girl Barbie bag and sunglasses set!
that bitch is trying to make us believes she reads…
wtf.
how else can she hold the book ??
its not like shes showing everyone she can read.
err…EVERYONE can read.
its not a big deal.
get over it.
Living in the Moment is a great book! I wrote it!
uggh? does she even know the title??? but itz Living in the Moment
Why do a lot of celebrities want to show the world what they're reading? I'm so sick of seeing the bottom book flipped outward.
"The Art of Cum Guzzling"
By the way, the purse reminds me of a doll house.
YES on 8! Perez, you're shining star is fizzling out second by second. You USED to be an interesting gossip site and now, you're a whining idiot spewing out quotes and analogies you THINK are related to your personal agenda; in the end, you end up sounding like a spoiled moron! You're doing your cause no good, just wait and see!!
OMG this is "Living in the Moment" by this freak Gary Null. His followers use all of these weird supplements and they all idolize him. Paris is retarded!
Obviously this is a staged photo, Paris doesn't read!!!!
"Living in the Moment" by Gary Null
Good for Paris
she makes such a cute bookworm
but i would like to see Paris gain a bit of weight
some one pls get Paris a new chef who can cook her some food
Yay for Princess Paris
"Living in the Moment" by Gary Null
Good for Paris
she makes such a cute bookworm
but i would like to see Paris gain a bit of weight
some one pls get Paris a new chef who can cook her some food
Yay for Princess Paris
She is Free at Last !!
i just bought the book. jajaja
i think it says" i am a dumb piece of shit who is unproductive and a joke, and my moms a whore"
Living In the Moment. and yes, notice how all the other books are flipped facing her. SMART MOVE PARIS.
Live in the Moment!?! Hasn't she spent her whole like doing just that!!! I guess its good to have someone justify your lifestyle!
Does she even know how to read a book without pictures?? She is such a joke.
Ok, first of all, she's holding the book like that so that EVERYONE can see what she's supposedly reading, and second of all: she definitely got a boob job.
"Living In The Moment"
HEY DID PARIS GET A BOOB JOB? I COULD SWEAR SHE HAD NO TITS WHEN SHE DID THE SIMPLE LIFE.
Obviously she is reading..What to do when your boyfriends ex Fiance is way hotter than you could ever be.!!!… Moral to the story is, you have to dump him and move on to someone who is more in your class Maybe a loser like Stavros, a shannen Doherty reject Rick Soloman or Boyband Tryhard Nick Carter LOLOLOLOLOLOL… What was Benji Madden thinking Like REALLY?? Go Sophie!!!
REALLY? LIVING IN THE MOMENT? DOESN'T SHE DO THAT WHEN SHE SPENDS ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS ON STYLIST, TRIPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND NOT HAVING A REAL JOB! YEA SHE PICKS A SCENT ALREADY CREATED AND SAYS "OK, YOU CAN PUT MY NAME ON IT" OR WHEN SHE GETS PAID TONS OF MONEY TO SHOW UP AT A CLUB! PARIS HONEY, YOUR UNGRATEFUL IF YOU DONT THINK YOU ARE LIVING IN THE MOMENT! THIS GOES TO SHOW HOW SAD YOU REALLY ARE
Re: kristy23nyc – really? what is she trying to say with wearing purple?
ummm… maybe that she likes purple lol
not everything a celebrity does is to project a subliminal message
I love Paris but the sunglasses are hideous (in my opinion), and is it just me or does her little purple bow on her dress look like it's a cartoon (drawn in)?
How to create a sex tape: for dummies!!!
perez why dont you write about paris giving her yorkie cinderella to hanna beth? or her hanging out with hanna beth when she was in vegas last week?
ugh who cares LOOK at that BAG I want one!!!!! The fact That paris has it is kinda whack but that bag is sick!! What is it?
Live in the Moment is a self-help motivational book, written primarily for a female audience. The author Julie Robinson, shares the secrets that help her keep a positive outlook in her daily life. Each of the 10 chapters has little exercises to help the reader discover tools that will fit their particular situation and personality.
Kept on the bookshelf, this book can be repeatedly referred to for those occasional gloomy periods that creep up in a person’s life. This might also be an excellent gift for those in extended periods of depression and loneliness."
Living in the Moment by Gary something, haha. But, what's with the bag, Paris?
"Dumb, worthless, talentless bitches who can't read past a 2nd grade level should not read this book."
Boobs look BIG……
Go Leafs Go!!!!
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Money or no money, everyone faces painful experiences, and everyone has to find a little island of peace to live on.
Living In The Moment!!!!!!!!
umm living on the moment? wow.
How tighten up your big sloppy cooter so a dick smaller than a donkey's will enjoy that shit.
Re: Burly Girl Hurls Sidewalk Pizza – THAT'S HOT! what kind of pizza was it?
" Sucking Dick's of The Rich & Famous"