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   VonBytch.com says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   damn y'all fucked up .. i see another britney spears tragedy comin on

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   natalie22 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   A tossed salad.

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   a toothbrush so she doesn't get so many cavities. yikes! i mean, i'm 23 and have never had a single one. she is 16 and i see at least 3…..

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   I<3edwardcullen says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   a car!!! i

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   The Bitch. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Someone to do her makeup.

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   BIRTH CONTROL!!

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   starwatcher says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   A one way ticket to nowhere! And a good dentist! Damn she's buttttt!!!

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   Fashionista Hottie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   new teeth, take away her camera, and birth control

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   Choochf says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   A strap on..

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    heatscore says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    sheeeess sooo annoying

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    monday_moonlight says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Away!!!!

    the worlds better off without her

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    @ng3l says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nothing much other than more birth control, im sure she got everything she wanted and some more

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    mahdi021 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The X-Rated Vanity Fair photoshoot of them together

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    anecditz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a trip to the vet to get SPAYED.

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    Kia_Dragon_Skullz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Something to fix those teeth!
    Or the best condoms/birth control out there.

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    nataliexmaria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    birth control and some braces!

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    DanaMarie=] says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FUCKIN BRACES!!! GOOD GOD CHILD

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    The Bitch. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A hairbrush!

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    MelissaLB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a chastity belt…or some morals

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    ebabymomma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Braces!

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    DREW says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a box of condoms

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    roarrr says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    screw her dad, she should get herself emancipation papers. her parents are nothing but fame whores and money hungry dumbasses.

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    NBB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a life time supply of condoms!

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    mileycyrusissougly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: IvannaHumpsALot – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOO TRUE!

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    Wanna Milk Me Thinks You're a Douche says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Melissa is always right thinks ura TOOL – HEEEEYYY!!

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    missag002 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a conscience

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    OceanEys23 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A box of CONDOMS and Jaime Lynn Spears phone number

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    nrichi7 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hot damn!!!!

    get that girl some veneers yo!

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    ang420 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A BRAND NEW DIAPHRAGM!!!

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    hellomunroe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a smack

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    Bethy Lu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….A FREE DR. PEPPER WITH THE PURCHASE OF THE GUNS A ROSES ALBUM.

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    starssaygoodbye says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Veneers…

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    sammylicous123 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i think her dad should GIVE HER A BRAIN.

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    Kenyan Mzungu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A gift certificate to a dentist so that she can cover up that big old silver filling in her tooth.

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    LIFEcerealisgood says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A chastity belt?

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    It Must Be My Birthday says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a reality check to get her fatass back in line

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    Productboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Miley's sixteen….
    Look out Noah, it's your turn.
    Better lock your bedroom door at night….. Billy Ray's looking for a new girl friend.

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    becca_boox3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a pap smear. who KNOWS whats been rotting in there.

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    makapants says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a pony

    LAY OFF MILEY PEREZ!!!!!!!! WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?? all you do is nag on this poor little girl and put "little miss perfect selena gomez" on a pedestal!!!!!

    team miley!!

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    GooGirl21 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a whole lot of Herpies (?) medicine…for prevention….LOL

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    Eskimo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Self respect

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    Jules :3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A copy of Chinese Democracy! xD

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    planochick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a BIG pack of condoms!

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    m.hunt13 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a break from his dick

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    stephernoodle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a pregnancy test

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    muffingrill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A car

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    tarasahara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    some braces for those fucked up bottom teeth

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    ohemgeeeliz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A diaphram

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    SlickWilley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Suckers to practice on. Forget that, how about respect for other whores.

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    mileyrox says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a car
    all of you gotta stop posting all the nasty fucking comments
    you guys are SICK!!!

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    lizzziee ! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    music lessons.

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    Justin Evil says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I THINK HE SHOULD GIVE HER A GOOD ANAL PUNISHMENT,,,,,DAMN THAT GIRL ACTS LIKE SHE IS 26 SO SHE SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE SHE IS 26,,,,,HE NEEDS TO JUST TIE HER DOWN AND WHIP WHIP WHIP HER GOOD

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    holy crap stop hating on miley ur just jelous she has a mad hot bf all the money she needs and a great life just leave her alone she doesnt deserve this she's only 16. and stop saying condoms or birth control because shes an innocent little teenage with her whole life ahead of her and if she was having sex already why should you care? get on with your own lives. and leave her out of it.

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    mmmmarcus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a muzzle

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    Lopez Hyatt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …an IUD and a huge dildo to practice with, because this girl will end up being fucked by a lot of big dicks, much like Paris Hilton.

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    k-lee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a book about self-respect

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    SWEETPIECE SAYS SAVE THE TREES! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A bunny.

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    perezsucksass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a gun so she can kill perez

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    hillllaryy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    herpes

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    ashuhhhhleigh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Condoms and birth control.
    Oh and maybe some sexy lingerie.
    They love being sexy together. =]

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    TheHectorness says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a pocket rocket, sex swing, and lots of condoms cuz shes a WHORE

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    Heather_in_OK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Common sense.

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    NickiB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Some braces…fix ur teeth miley!

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    claudm_2402 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A Condom for her boyfriend

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    ajbwb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NEW TEETH……………..

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    xxCREA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL SEXTEEN LOL

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    funk wad we got da funk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a tazer soshe can taze you peverted sorry ass for all the times you call little girls sluts

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    jords93 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    birth control…. or condoms.

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    attilathehoney.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If you read the body language between Miley Cyrus and her dad - they look more like lovers than father and daughter. Sorry! but I just telling it like it is!
    Attilathehoney.com

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    Her innocence back.

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    starwatcher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    beaver city!!!!! just another gretchen wilson wanna b

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    …a tubal ligation!!

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    rachaelmarie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A one way ticket to fuckin outer space…

    then we wont have to hear or see her EVER AGAIN!!!

    BYe mileyy!!!

    and maybe some birth control

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    some condoms and birth control… oh wait she probably is already using those in that case a brain so she can realize she has no talent and leave to go back to good ol Tennessee where her slutiness is excepted instead of expected

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    braces would prob be best

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    qtmama87 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    an enema

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    armymum19 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    an antibiotic.

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    Rokster311 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A dildo, as well as a life supply's worth of condoms

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    purple_luver13 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Birth Control or Condoms… Oh wait she probably already has both so in that case a brain so she can realize she has no talent and go back to good ol Tennessee where her sluttiness is excepted and not expected

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    A therapist..she'll need one.

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    ExQwUiSiTe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Billy Ray lives off Miley's money so it's really just Miley buying herself a secret gift.

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    carolyngervasi@hotmail.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    better teeth

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    Lindik says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    With all the money she has does a dentist come to mind to fix that ugly mouth of hers?????? Or are they such hillbillies that they think her beauty (not) covers that up. Too bad none of Billy Cyrus kids took after his looks.

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    a muzzle.

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    athenaaa213 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a clean STD test and birth control pills.
    and condomns.
    andddddddd perhaps a set of invisble braces.

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    Uncle Thomas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HBD Miley
    Blessings & Bliss……OM

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    Productboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A COCAINE ENEMA.

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    mootish says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how about some braces for señorita snaggle-tooth?

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    weBARACKEDthevote says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … a preemptive shot in the ass for the CLAP she'll soon be contracting.

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    A plane ticket to Poland.

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    QTPIExoxo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    up for adoption

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    Dollywood says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a pack of condoms, so she don't catch any STD's from her famewhore bf. Oh and also, some birthcontrol pills, so we don't get another teenagepregnancy!

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    the things you see in movies padlocked underwear hehe

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    Prince Von AHole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A can of sperm-gurgler away. It will keep Peerez at bey
    Besst repellant out there

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    A new car! Happy birthday Miley! Love your new CD!

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    TheRebelAlliance says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My number.

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    coventryblazzeee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a purity ring
    now that would be funny.

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    l0ljess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    something to sue Disney for giving her the biggest fucking teeth in the world, which they also did to Hilary Duff. and condoms, birth control pills, A NEW FUCKING BOYFRIEND HER OWN AGE, everything below me VVVVV

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    An Iron chastity belt, some common sense, and a swift kick in the ass.

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     Re: attilathehoney.com – your sad and jaded,you wish you had what she had,a dad thats a friend too.you dont even know her ,why are you guys demonizing and calling her a slut,get a life.,