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Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her ________________.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
a new hymen…
The morning after pill.
some daddy=proof braces
BRACES!!!!!!!!
Her voice is really deep, almost like she smokes 2 packs a day.
Something is way off with her.
I see her being 20 times worse than Lindsey Lohan in a few years.
a swift kick in the ass.
some daddy-proof braces
a brain… a how to de-slut for dummies book… a one way ticket to Jupiter… singing lessons… etc etc etc
An appointment at the Health clinic lol
WHO THE F*** IS THIS GIRL???
a good old fashion ass kicking for being such a no talent beaver looking SLUT
A DOUBLE SHOT OF 'Daddy Milk' - Billy Ray style.
a case of condoms, ky and anal lube
some form of birth control, but whatever at least she's getting more than ugly ass selena! I bet selena wouldn't even use protection like a dumb ass bitch, she would get pregnant and then her big ass head would be proportional to her body!
a clue!
a chastity belt
invisalign
You are so fucking sick to sexualize children.
You know, there is a reason perverts are the "first to go" in a prison population — even scumbag murderers think they're sick and the world would be better off without them.
Does someone who sexualizes children in a blog every think about his legacy or what filth he's spreading into the world? People may laugh at such a person or look at his blog, but do they have any respect for him? Oh, but he's making money. I guess that makes it "all worthwhile."
a Bible.
You're disgusting! Leave this 16 year old kid alone! Haters… You aren't better than her, writing these comments full of hate. Get a life!
pretttty pillls.
shes so ugly.
a dogg…??
a new "purity" ring becuase she probbaly already "lost" the one she had …hahah
condoms bc we all know shes having sex
a reality check
sure some condoms. or maybe better a cell? nuuh
daddy ray should just throw her outta the house
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BRACES!
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a fleshlight.
A paper bag for her face
brain
a family that doesn't use her for money .. or birth control
a big box of condoms and a needle to inject herself with aids
Two dildos. One to plug up that fugly big mouth she's always opening like that. Oh wait, I guess that's what Gaston's dick is for.
Re: litzie – Just because someone has sex does not mean that they don't have self-respect. That's ridiculous. If they're safe and responsible about it and only do things when they're ready, then I'd say that person has plenty of self-respect. Just because you disagree with sexual relations out of wed-lock or before turning the age of 18, does not mean that Miley or any other sexually active person is a bad person.
And only smart parents get their [possibly] sexually active teenagers birth control/condoms. It's much better than being completely ignorant and then being shocked when your "oh-so-sweet-and-innocent" child gets pregnant at 15. Abstinence-only education helps no one, unless you brainwash the child at the age of 5.
Re: Leah Luvs Kyle –
I LIKE IT!
You are such a lame ass Perez.. what a big guy you are pickin' on a 16 yr old. I bet she will never the saint Angelina is… at least in your books.. Maybe if Miley grows up to break up marriages, wreck homes & sleep with her co-stars then she will be angel status like your beloved Angelina.
a series of rabies shots … cause she just looks dirty!
a trailer…. and then he could lock her inside, and burn it….
a swiftkick in the ass; a back-hand accross the face and a tubal ligation.
Birth Control and a Chastity belt.
Food.
a dick in a box……!??
…penicilin against those MEAT EATING BACTERIA, cuz she infected enough boyz.
I think her dad should give her condoms and birth control pills hahaha
braces and a swift kick in the ass for the dirty whore
a sybian
A bleached asshole. Cause you know she'll need that in the years to come for her sex tape.
A Year supply of Condoms.
a trip to the dentist!
BRACES
BRACES
BRACES
Irony–No matter how much money that talentless clown makes, the white trash in her will always remind them that straight teeth ain't got no needing..
Perez, your just jealous your not a hillbilly with a daughter to fuck.
god damn perez, you're one annoying fuck!
you clearly need a life..
miley cyrus is sexier than you'll ever be..
and shes making more money than you'll ever see in your lifetime..
her father should have given her permission to BEAT YOUR ASS .. cuz you're a dirty cunt.. leave little kids alone.. GROW UP
Birth control and an STD test
cream to make her look less like a tranny
I think that foto shows her old teeth. Her newer teeth are more 'chiclet' looking and longer; too big for the size of her mouth.
veneers.
for miley, a brain
and for hannah, a hole in the head
a new pair of teeth
(she needs that cavity fixed) haha
birth control
and a box of trojann!!!
ahahaaa
shes uglyy, idk why anyone wuld wanna f*uck her
bleeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i just threw up in my mouth
whatever the fuck she wanted…..she is the cash cow in the family!!
hymen reconstruction
Re: magicmike – thank you!!!!!!!!
A Depo Provera shot and a camcorder.
veneers, or maybe just some fang filing
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I must be getting old!
Calling a 16 year old girl a slut and getting your sheep to show just how nasty they can be..WOW Perez, I think you should try to be better than that.
I dont mind you poking holes in celebrity grown ups, thats why I come here. Most of the time its funny. But this is low.
I hope you get the fact that most people who scream "slut" usually are quick to scream "fag, homo" etc… Which ultimatly will leave you with a completly ignorant, racist,sexist and homofobic audience.
So take note, and stay sharp Perez.
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I must be getting old!
Calling a 16 year old girl a slut and getting your sheep to show just how nasty they can be..WOW Perez, I think you should try to be better than that.
I dont mind you poking holes in celebrity grown ups, thats why I come here. Most of the time its funny. But this is low.
I hope you get the fact that most people who scream "slut" usually are quick to scream "fag, homo" etc… Which ultimatly will leave you with a completly ignorant, racist,sexist and homofobic audience.
So take note, and stay sharp Perez.
Invisalign because surely that will NOT affect her damn "voice."
Her father should go to parenting class; to learn that making out in front of your father is called TABOO wtf
i would say "new" teeth! but she's already had that done, look at that mess of teeth on the bottom ick!!!!!!!! so now i say a "new" voice oh and face , personiality etc, oh and DEF get her vacc for hpv!!!!!
New teeth, maybe?
Oh right. Birth control. Condoms.
condoms
STOP POSTING PICS OF UNDERAGED GIRLS. This includes Selina Gomez.
Year supply of MORNING AFTER PILLS
dental work. bottom teeth are jacked
a straight jacket?
condoms and birth control.
i agree with those.
a reality check. She seriously needs one.
permission to kick your stupid ass
She is still a minor and for Perez to worry about her sex life is sick and anyone else is also a sicko!!! Where you a virgin at 16 Perez?
Hater-blockers.
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Love=Cyrus
box of condoms, birth control, the HPV vaccine
birth control and braces
Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her all-expenses paid presciption for birth control pills and a STD/HIV screening every 3 months. Ya know, like the porn stars do.
veneers. cause dayum.
Now that she's legal in every rich country in the world except for the U.S., I know what I'd give her, and it's probably not what she got from her Dad.
A gunshot to the head.
Re: Bucky – That's exactly what she got from her dad!
a year supply of condoms and a new bike
A BLUMPKIN
A trip to Planned Parenthood.
a shocker
Braces and Birth Control
assisted suicide.
Some visiline xD
tweezers
…her dad should give her an appointment with an orthodontist.
THE ASS SPANKING SHE NEVER GOT!
Re: kitteh. – "Assisted Suicide" LOl
That's one I did not think of. Well done.
tweezers
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dental treatment
birth control Rx
a slap across the face.