Fill in the Blank
Filed under: Fill In The Blank > Miley Cyrus
Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her ________________.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
nothing, she deserves nothing.
ha.
okay, maybe some condoms.
some braces
a hysterectomy. please don't poison the gene pool…
I hope she gets raped by 50 dudes up the butt!
get her tubes tied! FAST!!
caca
a ride to the sexual health clinic to get tested.
for EVERYTHING.
awww thanks dad.
lessons with a speech therapist.
He should give her a post-delivery abortion!
I hate Miley.
SHE PROBABLY WANTS AN EMANCIPATION FROM HER PARENTS SO SHE CAN SHACK UP WITH HER DIRTY ASS BOYFRIEND!
her pappy should give her up for adoption
NEW TEETH
And a warrant for her fucky buddy's arrest
she looks like friggin batboi in dis pic
RULES!
She has none.
Stupid slut probably is pregooo!!
CONDOMS!
BIRTH CONTROL!!
PASTIC SURGERY!!
shes fuckin annoying i wanna slap the HO
i say…..i lock for her vagina….duh
A dildo!!
a vibrator lol jk
BRACES…
a mullet
Re: lisamp – for you all the rest who said braces….um, her teeth aren't crooked…..they are all fucked up in size!
she needs veneers/screw ins/a new set of teeth…………braces won't help a bit with what she has………..she needs NEW TEETH…………..
tila tiquila
a ride on bbd's love slug…….
a 14” dong
a cease and desist from any talk show who wants to have her as a guest? just sayin………….
some cla$$
a stomach pump, to get out all of that sperm
If I remember correctly Christopher was born to a woman in S.C. that Billy Ray got pregnant but never married…Miley was born around that time or soon there after…What a mess! I think Miley needs alot of love and care to stay on the right track….
oh, and maybe some braces
Re: Rock5tar – haha..LOL. J/K. no, for real, LOL, but J/K. or j/k but LOL?
A fuckin' voice that doesnt sound so evil!
Condoms!!
hey, there's nothing wrong with miley's teeth. she just has a lot of them, but they look pretty str8 to me and she doesn't need braces or veneers. oh, one thing i forgot in my previous post. in addition to the bcp, daddy dearest should buy stock in durex and make sure his darling little girl has a lifetime supply of condoms and lubrication.
For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her….condoms.
ha slut bag!
how about some adult teeth to give an adult blowjob
new dental plan…her teeth are jacked up
For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her some big cowboy cock!
LMAO was going to say Birth Control, just noticed that a bunch of others were thinking the same thing.
a chastity belt and a muzzle
A Chastity belt!
i think she deserves all of these harsh comments everyones leaving i mean she did those pictures all of them i mean she has like 30 slutty pics and shes dating a 20 year old and shes an attention whore i mean she should learn to have self respect and not be so stupid to do these slutty things she deserves being called a slut unless she changes and stops being so slutty and attention whore-y
away.
A gun so she can pop a cap in Mario's ass for all the mean shit he post's about her, fuck Dickcheese she is still a KID!
Re: _Alice_ – Did ya see me on SNL w/ Luda? Did ya like my Hats?
pregnancy test
A pregnancy and HIV test
Re: Master Patrick Berlin – Then find a bridge & jump!
VAGINAL REJUVINATION SURGERY???
New teeth!
You'd think with all that money she'd already have gotten them fixed
J/K…SERIOUSLY, AN ARREST WARRANT FOR PEREZITO????
NO NO guys you've got it all wrong, Condoms and Birth control won't do Apparently Teen stars in Hollywood don't know what those are …You know who you are
So Just beat her to the punch now and throw here a baby shower! Hey…I'm just saying…Can't fight the inevitable
Perez, I want to thank you personally for this post. It was like a little Thanksgiving present to your fans. It's truly heart warming to see how the majority of people hate this beaver faced cunt.
Happy Holidays!
Milk me, no jailbait fo BBD!
a dentist!!!
oh my gosh…seriously whats the big deal that she is dating a 20 yr old in four years shell be 20 and he will be 24 so who the fuck will care then. If they are both as religious as they say they are then they probably are not having sex. Ya know there are a lot of teenagers out there that dont. And perez by implying that she is it is ifluencing a lot of teenagers out there to have sex. So you should stop and wait and see before accusing her of something you have no proof of.
prego test. he's too late for the bc DUMBASS
a 20 year olds dick. oh wait, he already gave her that.
yeah i'm going to have to go with birth control. i don't think i have ever hated someone this much, especially someone i haven't met.
therapy
a new set of teeth…..
Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her: SOME ORTHODONTIA TREATMENT
THIS PICTURE IS CREEPY TAKE IT DOWN AHHH MY EYES
A Chastity Belt!!
Valtrex, ampicillin, and a pre-deposit at Circque Lodge, Betty Ford, or the Meadows - possibly all three.
A blow job.
An end to her embarrassment by finally getting an age-appropriate hair cut and buttoning his shirts up. Freakin idiot.
nuva-ring
An appointment with the gyno for some heavy duty birth control!!!
speech therapy
LEAVE HER ALONE!!! SHE IS JUST A KID!!!
some serious braces
some actually good parenting
some morals and common sense… and some classes on how to be a lady
For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her ________________.
some dignity, some class, or even a clue on how to behave in public, things she doesnt have.
oh wait, her DAD is giving it? um, well then …nevermind….
most definitely birth control if she doesnt already have it.
lube
birth control and a nice set of orthodontia.
a surgery so not everyone around her would want to slap her all the time.
a pair of veneers!
a check payed to the local rehab vicinity.
really there has been no new news in the celeb world for the last 6 hours… this is sad. perez where the heck are you im sick of staring at this ugly pic of miley you should have atleast gotten a better one if we were going to have to stare at it all effing day
BBD is stuffin' your turkey! ………..dvr……….watching right now…………zizzlin'
miley was def lip synching at the AMAs!
perez, why are you so mean to miley? she's a sweet girl who made a few mistakes, she's just a kid.
A book called "How to Prevent Yourself From Becoming a Drug Addicted Skank After Your Disney Career Is Over" and a $50 gift card to Victoria's Secret.
some advise…YOU'RE NOT LIKED!
a chastity belt
keep that shit on lock down!
:)
a condom or pills
Re: harrybalsac wants U to smell his finger – hey bals……..tell bb his vocals are smooooooooooothe
pro-activ ….. She's gonna need it!
Hi,
I am Rosa, a sexy and beautiful woman. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. I am just in the beginning of my career and want to find a black man, so I uploaded my hot and even hot photos on ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆. I'm waiting for u……..
why are there so many Miley haters?
I think Miley deserves the best birthday possible.
A restraining order from you perhaps? Youre 29 yr old man obsessed with a barely 16 year old girl… creepy much?
With all the money tha she has and her dad, seems like they would use a god dentist instead of the hillbillie one they been using. Her teeth are disgusting.
a chastity belt or atleast some condoms!
i think he should…
slap her in the face
rip up her contract with Disney
take away her effing section of the house
and ship het to reform school in Mexico!
a pearl necklace
::squirt squirt::
Re: Pigezz –
a slap in the face!
New fuckin teeth for real.. ew and what kinda drugs she be on wit those small ass pupils yo.