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Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her ________________.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
a car & some freedom to live & learn~hell, don't we all wish we were sixteen again?
A Vibrator..
Braces for that jacked up grill
bla bla bla
morals.
his tiny cock in her huge twat
Re: Pigezz – lmfao
For her 16th Birthday, Miley's dad Billy Ray should give her (1) a break or (2) a gift certificate for a hit on Hilton for calling Miley "slutty," you pathetic dweeb!
Dignity
a box of condoms
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birth control and some condoms!!!! so sad but true!
pregnancy and std tests!
her virginity back
self pride and birth control
Re: thisgirlxbobbie – Ok, go take an English class, you type like an idiot.
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To everyone else, you guys are a real bunch of idiots.
a FULL body condom.
some fucking teeth
awwh thats just plain mean perez. LOL
sex toy so she doesn't end up pregnant!!
talent
birthcontrol. ovi
a video camera and the pill
a blowjob. you know, since she obviously has a dick….
a str8 boyfriend (that's her age)
a comb? dear lord that hair…
class.
oh wait, billy rae has NONE to spare…
BRACES!!!!!! Her teeth are awful!!!!!!!
a better dentist
up for adoption…
maybe her virginity.
since it's probably too late for the chastity belt, how about some new vocal cords? It would be a gift to us all…
An existence that's not all about white trash and new money. Oh, and one with parents that have more than 6 I.Q. points between them. Then maybe next year she can get some class and a voice that doesn't sound like a 64-year old washed-up country music wannabe. And the year after that, if she still doesn't have everything, then maybe some actual talent.
it is hysterical the publicity you give this child. Are you really that jealous of her or are you purposely wanting to give her all the publicity you do?
If I was her dad I'd teach her a lesson for being such a naughty, naughty girl, until she could hardly walk.
ITS MILEY
HAPPY Birthday Miley 
your preformance on the AMAs was amazing!
a slap in the head.
Re: Little Mama HATES FRED! – TAKE IT EASY SASS…SERIOUSLY! NOT ALL ARE IDIOTS!
I'm not sure why everyone hates her. I'm not a fan but i don't have a problem with her. Even if she is having sex, i'm betting she isn't the first 16 year old to have sex.
Many people here are more immature than they say Miley is because of the constant complaining and unneeded bashing. So, all the comments saying she needs condoms and birth pills are because she has an older boyfriend? It really isn't out of the norm, especially when many of your parents are 5 years or more apart themself. That is not to insult your parents because it is perfectly fine. Love happens whe it happens, and there really shouldn't be any 'boundaries.'
a dentist appointment.
a strap on
a chastity belt and some duct tape to shut her friggin' mouth up.
a nice set of veners for our ugly mouthed friend or maybe a muzzle it would be a gift to us all
Haha how about some antibiotics??
I'm sure she has a few STDs by now.
such an irrelavant celebrity!
god i hateher
Some new teeth, hers are kind of jacked up.
the movie KIDS on DVD and maybe she'll figure it out
Veneers!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILEY
Re: fendermarshallvox – hahahaha YES YES YESSSS
some funds for a good ol' teeth bleaching!
bottom braces and a voice coach so it doesn't sound like she has food in her mouth when she talks
Double dong, or A video recorder, so she can make a special porn movie.
an IUD; it would take her into her twenties with no babies.
Leave her alone. Geez.
restrictions on how old of men she's allowed to date…
nobody on here is original…a box of condoms..her virginity back…birth control..a dentist for new teeth
alll of u guys are such hatersssssssss..how do u even know she's done anything?? did u get it from this GOSSIP site? sheesh people will believe anything these days..
and 2 perez..seriously grow up, get a life, and stop picking on someone 14 years younger than you
SHE'S MORE RICH AND FAMOUS THEN ANY OF U JERKS AND PEREZ COULD EVER DREAM!
HAPPY SWEET 16 MILEY!
a doctor to fix her lazy eye..
just sayin'
a beating lmao
A fucking dentist.
Re: Ghadir – I WAS ORIGINAL FUCKER! STOP KISSING HER ASS…SHE HATES YOU! GO SUCK MARIO'S DICK!
Re: xILawliet – WOW…YOU'RE A SLUT!
tweezers…looks like the start of a uni-brow…
Sovereignty, since he was not a father anyway allowing his child to grow up to age 36 from 12 in 4 short years. She may as well be an adult legally, she's already fucking one.
really people? she's not a bad person and you guys really need to stop being so mean. if you haven't noticed, she's gotten veneers and looks fabulous. this picture was obviously taken a few years ago. and why do all you people care if some teenager is having sex? and so what if she has an older boyfriend? go talk to linda hogan's little boy toy, or whoever donald trump is currently married to. lay off her, it's her birthday!
Rockyyyyyy Roaaaad?!?!
Re: womanizer-baby – I agree with you. She doesn't deserve all this site on this site. Everyone needs to chill out and grow up. she's never done anything to anyone.
Fuck you all. :]
I think she needs hater blockers and a restraining order from you and your bad media.
If you don't like her stop posting about her Really your just making her more famous.
I like her. I hope she leads all the young teens on the path to destruction.
A new car. And get rid of her gay/pedophile boyfriend.
a dirty sanchez
***A BOOB JOB! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PAPA JOE WOULD DO!
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A REALITY CHECK
THAT BOY IS AFTER HER FOR HER FAME
and maybe some birth control…. sorry miley but hes 20. hes going to pressure you!!!!!!!!!
I hate this holy roller, "I'm better than you" family. She's totally screwing the model guy, she is completely "loose" and is growing up way too fast. Her father clings to his Bible acting like he is some sort of Preacher, when he needs to look at his own family and realize that his daughter is setting a poor example for young girls. They are new money, total trash, and a disgrace to real artists everywhere.
Her virginity back
POW!
A gun. One bullet. A manual with complete instructions on how to play Russian Roullette Solitaire.
a lobotomy!!
a plane ticket to a secluded place so we never have to hear about her again!
some candy! She obiously hasn't had any already.
chastity belt.
braces.
more space
HIV test
Birth Control, condoms, and some singing lessons because she needs it.
SLUTTY CYRUS!!!!!!!!!! The worst role model for teens right now.
Dad needs to keep her on a short leash
…talent. Oh wait, he can't give her that.
hmmm lets see, a new voice, new teeth, a new camera so she can continue to ruin whats left of her career and how about an abortion….im fully convinced shes knocked up
a kick in the fuckin face.
Pack of condoms. Birth Control. Possible some std meds…ya know stuff of the sorts.
a personality.
her virginity. which he probably stole when she was like 12.
A chastity belt! =)
a gun
1.Chastity belt
2. Take away all her make up
3. Give her a barbie so that she can have some of her childhood back.
4. Then give her a ticket to a strict all girl school and a school uniform.
A fuck buddy YAY!!!
Re: Productboy – Is that true?
Why is everybody so dead set against Miley? She's young, cute, successful, and relatively innocent- don't TRY and push her over the edge like other young celebrities! All this negativity is getting old.
Re: Productboy –
You said "bout the same time that Billy Ray got Tish pregnant with Miley, Billy Ray was married to another woman. But Christopher is also illegitimate -how can that be?"
The only way Christopher can be illegitimate is if the woman was pregnant BEFORE Billy Ray married her. She could have been 2 months pregnant, while he was screwing Miley's mom, then "decided" to marry her at a shotgun wedding. Christoper would still be illegitimate because his parents were not married at the time of his conception.
-birth control
-braces
-chasity belt
-& reality check