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Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her ________________.
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Posted: November 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Every form of sexual protection they can find. Braces. Actually screw the braces. Get her a new face. She's fucking busted.
She's a slut. Honestly, I don't think she would suck as much as she does if she didn't go around pretending to be a virgin. Just own it girl. She will still suck though.
a latex butt plug.
her own private strain of herpes.
a pubic perm.
a rim job.
sexual re-assignment surgery.
a sleepover with Charles Manson.
a vaginal de-lousing.
a barium enema.
a date with Klee Irwin.
a colostomy bag.
I live in Billy Ray's hometown in Kentucky. He always shows up around here to do some shows. At the Paramounts Art Center.. you know, where he did the Achy Breaky Heart video. The reason I'm bringing this up is because everytime he comes back home to do a show there ALL he fucking does during and in between his songs is talk about Miley. I don't know if hes fucking her or is just plain out obsessed with her. I'm not exagorating! Every word that comes out of his mouth is Miley told me, or when I saw Miley this morning, when Miley was a baby, Miley says this, Miley says that… Miley, Miley, Miley. He cannot stop talking about her! He thinks because he is her dad that makes him the shit. Everytime he talks about her like that all I can think about is like some middle school girl who is obsessed with a boy and gets on everybodies last nerve going on and on. Like a girl who thinks that if shes dating the hot guy in school that everyone will think she is IT. Basically.. Billy Ray thinks hes hot shit because of his daughter. He's the most popular girl in school. The main point to this comment is I really want to know if everyone is thinking the same thing that I am. I'm wanting to know if any of you all wander what goes on behind closed doors in that house. Seriously all things aside. His relationship with her goes BEYOND creepy. He probobly rapes her all day. She isn't complaining. I bet she likes it
an STD
A case of condoms.
A bullet to the head. That'd be a gift to humanity!
a dick in that mouth
a giant slap over her ugly fucking head!
A bat to the head!
oh wow your all original "birth control" thats all ive read on here its not funny anymore after the 50th time guys!
New set of teeth
come on, the girl´s just sixteen.
I know she´s weird and obnoxious and all that,
but can´t we give her a break?
It's her birthday for fuck sake!
she should get some Cocaine,and a car,so she can go crash it and die HAH
……a gun to shoot you with.
Cheekychic_89 [52] says: oh wow your all original "birth control" thats all ive read on here its not funny anymore after the 50th time guys!
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That's why Perez asked the question ~ it was a set-up so that all his lame lemmings would answer "birth control" ~ it's his way of cementing the reputation he thinks he has designed for Miley. It only works on the lemmings though.
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braces so she can have a nice smile instead of her gummy chimpmunk grin
how about some veneers?
her teeth are absolutely shiteous.
a dentist
a hysterectomy.
nip that problem right in the bud.
i think her dad should have gotten her an ax so she could go cut her head off.I REALLY HATE THIS GIRL!
a better s3x life!
a decent toothbrush…hello to all those fillings!!!
new set of teeth.
It's a tie… veneers and a hairbrush.
What's with the cheesy Hawaiian sunset? I chose Dolly Parton for my avatar!
Braces?
Re: Kim_NZ – Yes -you can Google the information for yourself.
Some of you people are haters. Come on; condoms? birth control? I think some of you are mad because she has the millions and you don't. I hope she got whatever she deserves, which is whatever she wants. Happy Belated Miley!
Re: Dimples34 – Your confused. Billy Ray was married to a woman- but got two OTHER woman pregnant (one was 'Tish' -Miley's whore mom). Billy Ray then divorced his wife and did not marry either woman - until a year or so later he married Tish. Both Miley and Christopher were illegitimate. It's confusing trying to keep up this trash.
Re: womanizer-baby – What are you? Blind?
A gum reduction.
…and an episiotomy!
a new hair stylist !everytime i see her in a mag she looks like she rolled outta bed! girl do your hair!
a gun to shoot herself in the head with!
new teefs
A NEW GRILL,TEETH ARE BUSTED
condoms.
silly child.
Re: womanizer-baby – seriously - stfu.
Plastic surgery
birth control/ a condom.
the hpv vaccine
A CHILDHOOD would be good.
BRACES BRACES!! SHE HAS HORRIBLE TEETH!
some fake teeth for the left side of her mouth. then maybe some braces…
Braces, her teeth are FUCKED up.
A chasity belt.
a one way ticket to the moon.
1.a colonoscopy
2.dental surgery
3.hymen reconstruction surgery…. the list goes on
1birth control
2talent
3-new teeth
4common sense
5virginity but idk if u can give that back…oops!
6a brain
7acting abilities
8sininging abilities
Braces, Some Talent…
May the list continue.
Love To Perezzzlesss! XOXO.
some braces.
how about some REAL talent?
just saying…
~~~~A NEW SET OF TEETH. SERIOUSLY, EW…~~~~
A CONDOM….FOR HER SLUTTINESS
some braces! the lord know she needs them! ugh, all the money and she doesnt even worry about them chompers!
Birth Control and lube..lol
…a good lawyer to sue the fuck out of fat ass Hilton
Braces! Her teeth are for sure jacked up!
Billy Ray needs to give her a chasity belt the girl needs some self control. I know teenagers are gonna be wild but please get a hold of your self before you ruin your shot.
Braces, condoms, birth control, talent and a hair stylist?!
a spanking. Then again, she may enjoy that.
a kick in the face and a chastity belt
an overdue birds and the bee's talk followed by a full length mirror cause girl is delusional!
his brain, and a big box full of cOndOms!!
anthrax
new teeth!
birth control (we dont need anymore airheaded slutstars roaming the earth)
an appointment to the dentist. she needs filling
Nah just throw her a baby shower fuck…..Her dad can't fight the inevitable It's going to Happen Cause teens in Hollywood apparently don't know how to use fucking Condoms or birth control "P
Re: womanizer-baby – finally someone who isn't rude! its true, how do you all know miley isn't a virgin? stop picking on her perez!
condoms. i mean she shouldn't be COMPLETELY stupid.
at least be safe….if she can handle that much
CONDOMS. BIRTH CONTROL.
A GUN AND A MAP TO PEREZ' HOUSE.
Re: Jordan* – your a sick fuck.shes a kid and your a fucking sicko.so what if hes proud of her.stop trying to make some sort of connection with these people as if you fucking know them.they dont know who you are nor do they give a shit.and peddling that kinda dirty cheap discusting talk makes me wonder what goes on in your house fuking dirt bag.
Re: Jordan* – and also to that,im not famous nor have i donr half of what that young girl has done in her young life and people tell me all the time your father never stops talking about you,he loves you so much.should i be worried should i be embarrassed thats theres fucked up wierdos like you that have lacked love growing up and want to spread dirty rumours about me relationship with me dad???your a fucking dickwad and just turned my stomach and at the same time i feel sorry for you that your parents never loved you.
HPV vaccine
a paper bag to put over her head and sock to put in her mouth that way we cant see her face, or teeth and we cant her sing anymore.
… a chastity belt.
Damn slut
a car.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – I know. Just most. She's just a kid, people are weird!!
Re: Pig_Nasty – I'm not a lemming. These people are all riding the short bus in the morning.
Re: Jordan* – You know what's really, really, REALLY creepy????? That you would even think, or talk about a dad "fucking" his daughter, and that she probably likes it. You're the sicko, my friend. Do the world a favor, don't procreate until you get your "problem" worked out.
a bone.
Re: Productboy –
Haha that way great!
her virginity he stole at the vanity fair photo shoot.
A Brain and a Condom
She should get hug and kiss leave my girl alone
Re: Little Mama HATES FRED! – listen you shut up leave my girl alone
omg how the fuck can you all say this stuff?
There's nothing wrong with her teeth, and even if there was why the fuck should she change them shes 16 why do you all have to fucking find something wrong with everybody, even suggesting she should get a 'gum reduction'!!!!!!!!!!!!
its fucking ridiculous, GET A LIFE and give the girl a break!
it makes me mad that sad people have to pick and find something wrong with every person on this site, inventing new thigns to be wrong with people.
makes me sick. you are the ones with the real problem
A box of condoms.
a visit to the doctors office to check her for AIDS…..
–Morgan Berry