They've Got Britney Under Lock And Key
Filed under: Britney Spears
It seems like Britney Spears is getting her life back together.
But only because Jamie Spears is finally acting like a father!
Which means that BritBrit is still acting like a kid.
According to Rolling Stone, interviews are a "micromanaged process" and Britney is "never left alone."
Britters told the mag that she feels like "an old person" because she has a 9:30pm bedtime and doesn't get to "go out or anything!"
And when she does go out, it's a chaperoned affair, with an assistant and her manager's colleague.
Imagine that at 27 with 2 kids!
But we bet she wishes someone would chaperon FedEx, especially when he's around the kids. Britney says her kids "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."
Imagining "Fuck" out of Preston's chubby face is sort of hilarious!
Check out the rest of the article in the new Rolling Stone out this Friday.
Re: stellygirl – My theory is based on the fact that she looks like a linebacker on video. Don't get me wrong, she looks good for having two kids back to back, but she sure as hell doesn't look that good!
how can she sit there and say that her kids are learing words like stupid and fuck ……she has barely been a mother to them and dosnt even have custody of them ……she should have grown up when she had her first kid and not acted like a stupid kid…she brought everything upon herself and she has no fucking right to complain ……..the only people i feel bad for are those children………i dont even know how britney can get out of bed everyday with the knowledge that she dosnt even have her own children with her and that they were raised in craziness and by nannies …what the fuck does she expect what a loser
Re: Neverevenknewhim – Ha ha ha!!!! Good point!
She does look great but you can tell by her responses to the conservatorship questions that she has the urges to run wild again…. until Britney can grow up and act like a mother of 2 who is approaching 30 she should remain under her daddys watch. I dont care who disagrees with me on this next point…. Kevin seems like a good dad. When is the last time we saw a picture of the kids? Not in a long while and it was probably with Britney. He protects his kids like a father should. I still remember the video of Kevin cutting off the paps with his car so his kids could get home without being hounded by the vultures after Britney had one of her melt downs. Thats what a dad should do. Too bad Britney decided to focus on her career instead of taking this time to be with her kids.
I feel sorry for her. She definitely does not have any kind of enviable life. Is she really that messed up that she's under house-arrest and guarded over 24/7 like a senile old person?
Re: madgerulla – actually….she is waaaayyy better than madonna live….and you know ive seen them both…
madonna 3 times….britney 11 times…..
she puts other performers to shame….and you name them….i have seen them live….im a total concert junkie…
Re: gummy – his name is sean preston….why the fuss?
Re: Xelia Kay – no…she has problems that she is working out….just like you…and just like me….
no need to feel sorry for her…..she is just fine….and better off than you could ever hope to be
Re: madgerulla – how can you rip on britney and defend madonna (who has had more plastic surgery than joan rivers).
Britney live is no joke….she is a natural born performer…and you cant buy or learn that shit…..look at christina….she still cant do it live and its been 10 years now….
is that a picture of bambi?? oh thats just her face
Shit it is obvious this chick needs someone to watch over her ass….just cuz she popped out 2 cuties, doesn't mean she's got it together. Poppa Spears knows he ahs got to keep the machine rolling in order for him and his grandsons to love a comfy life, and have a semi-normal mom for his grandbabies. Good for him!
TEAM BRIT!! WOOT WOOT!! lol
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oh Brit Brit, y u so pretty bb?
she's so pretty l!! i just love her !!!
BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS
She looks really good on the cover. It's sweet.
Barf! She is so stupid. She obviously has not grown up and is still pointing fingers for how her kids act, or why she doesn't have custody of them. WHy are they giving her the cover??? Such a waste of paper and space.
All magazine covers are airbrushed one way or another.
That potshot on Kevin Federline was a little uncalled for. She's not guilt free on that either.
how can u seriouly say that a child a little innocent child saying the f word is even remotely funny its not its just white trash just like her and u
Re: novanta – no doubt u r the fattest ass on here cuz unlike u most of us have real lifes not sitting around all day being disappointed in who we r that we have to live r life pretending that crazy brit brit is r real friend whom we must defend when anyone speaks bad of them get over it loser she could care less about u all she wants is ur money so she can continue being a fuckup seriously do u have real friends???
oh get over it!
deal with the fact that britney is back and she's looking better than ever! hating her for no reason is just not sustainable anymore. face it she is looking and acting amazing!