More Proof that Chris Martin's a Socially Awkward Douche
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True > Gwyneth Paltrow > Coldplay
Gwynnie Paltrow probably can't believe that she's married to such a babbling idiot!
Chris Martin recently sat down with The Times of London in Denver, Colorado a few hours before Coldplay's show in the mile high city.
When Martin says he's homesick, the reporter asks him if there's anything he can get in Britain but not America.
The front man responded:
“Laid,” he beams. “Oh, and maybe a Toffee Crisp.”
We feel uncomfortably embarrassed for him.
No wonder Gwynnie is so surly all the time.
Look at what she has to put up with!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 30, 2008 at 1:30 pm
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Eh? That is a really funny answer! Maybe you just aren't getting the British sense of humour?
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this was a bad match from the stat
what's the big fucking deal, you ugly fag
I love your site but sometimes your bias gets in the way. You don't like Jennifer Aniston, Gwenyth, Britney (oh wait, she's not on your hit list anymore) so you blast them even when it's not called for.
Just report the news. Your negative bias is a huge distraction. I find myself coming to your site less and less.
I read Gwynny is seeing some multi rich dude and marriage may be in death stages….she was allegedly on holiday with the guy in question.
Hmm..since when does wanting to be faithful to your wife make you a "socially awkward douche?"
I fail to see it. Chris Martin is wonderful. It was meant to be funny…even me, an American, got that one. *shakes head*
Maybe Gweneth should blow and phuck him and he wouldn't have to make comments like that.
Re: sickitten – Hey fuckwit - wrong country - I come from a land down under - God's country mate!!!!
Thats a pretty funny answer. What's the problem?
Poor Gwynnie?!? He's the one who should receive the sympathy! What a drab turd of a wife she is! If you're looking for talent and beauty, look no further than her mother, Blythe Danner! Her father, Bruce, must have been a real dud.