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Jessica Simpson Plays A Glamorous Bingo Hall
Filed under: Music Minute > Jessica Simpson > Z List
Remember when Jessica Simpson was hot? She had commercially successful albums, concerts, a TV show, a hunky husband, merchandise, and even a couple movies.
What the hell happened????
For her November 13th show, the poor blonde played a 2500 capacity bingo hall in Highland, California. And as OK! Magazine so brilliantly put it, "The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies."
Hilarious!
We can just see Papa Joe crying into his daughter's tittays.
Her best bet now is to get Romo to put a ring on it and then promptly knock her up.
Just don't give the kid some stupid name.
One mangled moniker is enough for a family!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: December 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm
really?
i love bingo. drag queen bingo.
*+*+SHE LOOKS LIKE HELL*+*+
maybe this will make her just GO AWAY…….PLEASE
P, you're benevolent spirit fits in so well with this festive time of year. Merry Christmas MF!
SKANK!
I CAN'T STAND THIS BITCH! I HATE SEEING HER FUGLY, FAT ASS AROUND DFW! I HOPE ROMO WAKES THE FUCK UP AND DUMPS HER ASS BEFORE SHE DRAGS HIM DOWN TO HER SHITEOUS LEVEL!
oh……….poor dear
She got what she deserved for dropping Nick thinking she was too good for him. Guess who is having the last laugh?
poor jess.
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SHE'S EVEN DUMBER THAN SARWHORE PALIN!
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Re: Solymar – nick ain't doing any better honey……….
sad and lonely = the new black
WOW, now that sucks she is playing in Highland of all places. Isn't that in BFE?
Re: mamajud –
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KISSES MAMA!!!
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LET'S NOT LET OUR MISUNDERSTANDING GET IN THE WAY OF
OUR LONG FRIENDSHIP!!!
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LG RISES ABOVE PETTY SQUABBLES, BITCHES!!!
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LMAO…I love Jessica Simpson and her pathetic career is just sad. It has went down hill every since she left Nick
YOU'RE SO CRUEL! Jessica isn't all that bad and she's still stunning, so what if she has a few bad days when somebody randomly takes her picture…? She was so young when she married Nick Lachey and it didn't work because they were both forced into having their relationship aired on TV and were constantly persued by the press. Give her a break, please! I agree that her sister gave her child a name that sounds like a new species of baboon, but I think that after what she's been through, Jessica will be more sensible and marry somebody who will love her for her and not any false bullshit. She is not as dumb as the press make out she is.
NEXT! GET THIS BITCH OFF OF HERE MARIO!
Frankly, I cannot remember when she was ever hot. Just one dumb broad who wet her panties and shamed her musically retarded self, and ran off the stage at the Dolly Parton Kennedy Center Honors.
She makes me wanna puke.
Re: mamajud – AND LG (can't respond properly)…
Oh well she is still the hottest bitch around with titties from heaven
Re: Solymar – You have NO idea what she was thinking.
STFU
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – YOU'RE SEXY!
Pobrecita……
just me? or does Jessica and Britney look more and more alike? *scrolling down, thinking: blablabla, britney again.. or jessica … what?* haha.
:-(
She looks like Britney Spears with T.O.D!!!
Are u really still talking about this.. San Manuel Indian Bingo is NOTHING like what they are explaining… BTW they DO NOT even serve FRIED FOODS!!! Leave the poor girl alone you mean bastard!!!
Re: mamajud – mama i saw that…..about lg……….rude. piss on her. i still love you the most.
and have my guest bedroom setup for you in the finest of linens! and a pack of smokes in the freezer.
To be honest I don't really dislike many people, I usually only dislike people if ive met them and their idiots! But for some reason I just don't warm to this girl at all! She seems almost desperate for constant media attention and now as her star is fading almost seem slightly pathetic and needy. To be honest her sister seems the same. I kind of wish people became famous for having real TALENT instead of people becoming famous for the dramas they have or who they have been fucking! It's sad really, shel never have the fame she had in the newlywed days or whatever that show was called!She messed up when she left her husband Nick cos although im no big fan of his, he seemed actually quite a decent guy. And all that drama with Carrie Underwood….. I mean pleaseeee she can never measure up 2 Carrie in talent or looks im firmly on team Carrie!!
awwwwww leave her alone i like her better than Britney
Re: Milky Milky – hell ya drag queen bingo, loves it!
JESSICA SUCKS ASS!
Re: LeoNa'$ Gho$t (LettyB for pope!) –
what was the 'misunderstanding'???
YEAH!! THATS WHAT THE HOE GETS!! SHE GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES!! HA! HA! ON THE FAKE RELIGIOUS FAMILY!! WHEN YOU SAY YOUR GONNA SAVE YOURSELF FOR MARRIAGE DOESNT MEAN TO GET A DIVORCE AND THEN GO FUCK EVERYBODY!! THATS WHAT SHE REALLY WANTED TO DO!! STUPID HICK SLUT!!
"We can just see Papa Joe crying into his daughter's tittays."
there is a lot of hatred in that sentence Perez , and one day, soon, it's going to come back to you. You are talentless, classless, friendless and vile, but rather amusing, like a pig in a toga.
Oh God - if you look up the definition of "pathetic" in the dictionary you'll find a picture of sad Jess.
If she had any self respect she'd just go on a really long holiday and let people miss her a little bit (if they do at all).
But these sad, desperate attempts to keep her "career" going are turning her into a public joke.
Next stop, porno films.
Re: Milky Milky – i'm still trying to figure that one out…..came from left field………maybe she was offended i guessed her most fascinating person of the year??
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and i just might take you up on the sleepover offer one of these days…..will you serve mango martinis?…….i'll bring the hempe
she sucks so hard
I loved Jessica in the Newlyweds days. Now, not so much.
hehe this was a funny post perez. maybe just because i really do not like this woman…she's tired…now go away!
Her nosejob is so bad from that angle, I thought I was looking at Britney.
Re: mamajud – martini's of all kind will be poured…..and a nice makers mark tea at the end of the night to lull you to sleep…….
hey dumb ass. jessicas going on tour with rascal flatts …THAT'S is a PRETTY BIG DEAL! get your facts straight before you run your mouth.
Re: Milky Milky –
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fucking duuuh………….L.G.
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THE PRECEDING IS A COMMENT LEFT TO LG ON A PREVIOUS THREAD BY mamajud, WHICH PRECIPTATED LG'S COUNTER-ATTACK ON mamajud!
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LG IS SURE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HOW SOMEBODY SAYING "fucking duuuh" TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS WOULD BE
TERRIBLY UPSETTING.
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NOW LG IS GOING TO GET HER RELAX ON AND SUCCUMB HER TENSE NECK MUSCLES AND MAYBE MORE TO BORIS OF BULGARIA!!!
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Re: Milky Milky –
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AND PLEASE GIVE mamajud A KISS FOR NOMINATING LG "MOST FASCINATING PERSON" OF '08!!!
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PRECIPITATED!
LeoNa'$ GhO$t (LettyB for pope!)………………LG!………sorry you misunderstood, but the fucking duuuh meant to say who else could it be BUT L.G. ……….i've never had anything but loves for you…….why would you assume i was dissing you??
That's all she can play now are sleazy third class venues! She will deal with the embarassment of where she is singing because that is all Papa Joe can book for her and Papa doesn't care, just flash him the money Anything for $$$$$! Fake, plastic, money hungry, and a bunch of liars!
I liked her lip gloss line.
Re: mamajud –
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LG IS SO SORRY DARLING!!! LG'S BAD!
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THAT'S WHAT LG GETS FOR NOT READING PEREZ'S POSTS!!!
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(LG JUST GETS SO TIRED OF ALL HIS SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ERRORS!)
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LeoNa'$ GhO$t (LettyB for pope!)……….forgiven sweetie……glad we got to the bottom of it……i would have lost sleep over this one………XOXOX
Re: mamajud –
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MUAH!
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SPEAKING OF "GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, " SARWHORE…OH YOU KNOW THE REST! LOL!
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STAY A DARLING!
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LeoNa'$ GhO$t (LettyB for pope!)……….we all have our days honey……i get cranky when i run out of weed too…….muahaha
Touche Perez I agree completely! She is and has always been a dimwhit!
she's lucky to have earned as much as she has with her limited "talents."
And a little FYI Perez: Performers HAVE TO perform at "X" amount of small venues in order to be nominated for AMA'S and Grammy's. Get your facts straight. I'm not even a Jessica Simpson fan, just tired of your hate.
A borderline/used to be a huge fan of yours
she's still alive?
i'm so sick of the simpsons!
*-*-* Not her biggest fan*-*-*-BUT
I actually went to this concert — got free tickets.
SHE WAS REALLY GOOD. She was not lip synching and sounded great.
Yes, it was a bingo hall but w/ the poor acoustics. .she still did a great job. It's not fair to hate on her just b/c she is doing smaller shows. Just saying….
I think the collegen has gone to her brain
She is on the covers of every third magazine and she appears on the Macy's commercials with Donald Trump and Martha Stewart. Her career is going fine. She is funny and humble and not afraid to start her music career over in a new genre- gutsy girl!
poor girl, it's already over… the minute she gave him the ego of '-he saved me-', cuz he'll ruin you just as fast. tony romo is obviously not too bright, carrie was much prettier and i'm sure more sane.
WHAT A MESS.
Re: amylynn – Carrie's nice but kind of on the cool side.
I hope she just goes away!!!!!! she sucks big time…
LMFAO She played at San Manuel in the I.E. ???? Effing EPIC!!!!
SAAAAAAAD
LOL she should have never left Nick … or pissed off all her fans by dancing in a bikini while washing a car!
Religious girls can't cheat on their husbands and expect to keep their fans! I can't stand her and i love that her career is FAILING!
SHE IS STILL COMING TO TERMS WITH THE RIDICULOUS NAME HER THICK AS PIG SHIT SISTER GAVE HER CHILD !!!- STUPIDITY DOES RUN IN THAT FAMILY - THAT POOR KID - Better hope Bronx-Wentz neverhas to get a real job - he will be a laughing stock the poor kid !!!!
What a state!
It seriously amazes me how MEAN people are! I just don't understand why people would say such cruel and hurtful things about a person they've never even met. I also don't see where Perez gets that her career is a flop…her album debuted at #1, her shoe and purse line is a best seller and her new perfume smells so good, I get compliments on it all the time from all ages of men and women. A bunch of my sorority sisters and I are going to her concert w/Rascal Flatts in January and we can't wait!!
You people are seriously delusional if you think her multimillion dollar career is a flop…and what is with calling her fat!? Seriously, she's healthy and not the least bit heavy…she looks absolutely amazing and I will never understand why people need to put others down to make themselves feel better.
Yeah well, she's kind of gross?!! I was confused when she was popular cos since when did all american sweetheart= blowup doll? I'm british so I just don't know!
It was only a matter of time before people realized Jessica and Asshole had zero talent and stopped buying anything they endorsed. This stupid cunt screeches like a duck with an electrical cord rammed up it's ass when she sings. She looks and sounds ridiculous. I'm glad her career has finally flatlined, although I read that she is going to try heavy metal next.
I always thought that she was ugly and untalented. It was a miracle of how she got to be famous. She doenst have the charm, she doenst seem a sweet girl like her sister (more talented and beautiful) or even Britney Spears (cant sing or act, but can dance and is very sweet). I her relationship with her papa Joe is creepy.
Harsh. Hey, at least she sings live and is trying her hardest. Why do we forgive a women who lost her kids and showed the world her snatch (on purpose) a hundred times but we can't give some slack and support to Jessica Simpson?
my mom saw her at san manuel and she said she was awesome. heard her new song.. and its not so bad and im not a big country fan.
Let's kill her!
Thats what happens when you're all hype & no talent. For some reason though they keep Britney around. I guess her life is more fun to watch.
PaPa Joe doesn't care where she plays. She will play third rate strip clubs if it brings him and his family the money. Tony Romo dates this hasbeen because he has been hit in the head by to many football players. Either that or he is willing to put up with the dumbness for boobs. Now she is telling the mag Marie Claire that she wants to go to college and take a course or two in theology. Like chestica can sit in a college classroom with Theology Majors. What a joke. Anyone with any brains knows Chestica Pathetica will say anything and do anything for publicity. 160 IQ my Butt.
LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!!! HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF THIS PATHETIC HASBEEN. IF YOU PATHETIC JESSICA SIMPSON FANS DON'T LIKE IT, THAN LOG OFF. ANYONE WHO SPENDS MONEY FOR TICKETS TO SEE THIS TALENTLESS HASBEEN IS A LOSER, AND DOESN'T KNOW TALENT WHEN THEY HEAR IT. WHO CARES IF SHE HAS A MILLION DOLLARS. WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET SOME INFO ON HOW MUCH SHE IS IN DEBT BECAUSE OF VENUES THAT DIDN'T SELL. TO ALL THE JESSICA SIMPSON FANS HER PRODUCTS ARE MANUFACTURED IN CHINA WHERE THEY EMPLOY CHILDREN. IF YOU WANT TO SPEND OVER 100.00 FOR PURE VYNAL, THAN GO AHEAD. BY THE WAY SIMPSON FANS, WHO ARE JUST AS RUDE, HER COUNTRY ALBUM TANKED. AFTER SIX WEEKS, IT FELL OF THE BILLBOARD CHARTS. IF YOU LOSERS WANT TO PAY MONEY TO SEE HER, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
Perez edits this shit!
she is kinda starting to look like britney.
Re: Solymar – Neither of them lmfao, what is Nick Lachey doing besides hosting shitty ass reality shows? If you don't remember, Nick's career is/was revolved around singing. At least she can say that she's had multi-platinum albums lol. Nick's debut solo album hasn't even gone gold and it came out when they were still married lol.
Jessica has a very good voice, but I will admit that dumping Nick was a BAD idea. It's obvious why she did it, she probably thought she would be better off and that her fame would last without him…but really lol. Her career has gone down-hill.
Hey Perez if with this "One mangled moniker is enough for a family!" you are refering to Bronx Moglie Wentz then you need to shut the fuck up!!! I think that his name is cute. What kind of a fucking name is Perez anyways?
Thrash Jessica all you want though!!!
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