Quick! Get Your Discounted Shrek Tickets!

As we’ve told you recently, things are not looking so good for Broadway!

The brand new, not-cheap, musical Shrek is still in previews and…. it’s already offering discounted tickets.

A Perezcious reader sent us a new internet flier with discounts and even a preview of one of the show’s songs, which totally reeks of “Please PLEASE PLEASE come see this!”

Merry RecessMas!