Uhhmm, if Jessica Simpson is playing bingo halls, then why is she still landing magazine covers?????
Why can’t they just let this barely C-lister flail around on Dancing With The Stars and then fade gracefully into Z-List-ness????
This must be the doing of some Papa Joe witchcraft!
Anyway, J. Simpleton is on the cover of Marie Claire and brings the LOLs with some fabulous quotations.
The hapless blonde tells mag, “I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends’ opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.”
You gotta find some way to keep yourself occupied while you’re unemployed, right? Too bad she has to drag her friends into it!
Left with few other options, she’s going to follow in her father’s footsteps. Sort of.
“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I Tivoed and then watched eight times.”
She might have to start with a high school course in religion first!
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