We Can't Help Ourselves!

We always feel very dirty talking about these two, but dirty in a good way!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt know how to give people what they want.

Slutty and staged photo ops!

The “newlyweds” enjoyed their honeymoon last week in Mexico, after supposedly eloping.

The two were photographed enjoying their private villa and a dip in the pool.

If they’re getting this much publicity and money from a staged wedding, wonder how much they could get from a real one?

PS. Heidi, wearing that much makeup out in the sun can’t be good for your skin. But it’s great for staged photos!

[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]