Wouldn't Momma Be Proud?!

The Ryan Seacrest-produced reality competition show Momma’s Boys pits young men against their dicks and their overbearing overprotective mommies, once again shamelessly exploiting people’s emotions and lack of intelligence.

And we lovesit!

While researching the 32 single female contestants, one Perezcious reader noticed some startling similarities between the girls – described as “some classy and some brassy” – and certain um, “nude models.”

Our crafty reader sicked Google on the case and got some amusing results.

Exhibit A: Erica Ellyson

Hey y’all! I was born and raised in South Mississippi. I grew up a bit of a tomboy; fishing with my parents, running track, playing golf and softball. After attending community college, I went to architecture school until I received the title of the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year (NSFW!!!). Right now, I’m taking a break from my studies due to my travel demands as a Penthouse Pet. I will go back to school when my year with Penthouse is finished. I like to play golf as much as possible. When not on the course, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends: cooking, eating, and watching football and baseball.

Exhibit B: Meghan Allen

I love Texas and all it has to offer. I have the most amazing job and friends! I am a hair stylist, but right now I├óΓé¼Γäóm working as a bartender/cocktail waitress at one of the hottest clubs in Dallas. I love my job because it gives me free time to do what I love most, which is modeling. Lately, I├óΓé¼Γäóve been very busy with photo shoots because I am working on a website (NSFW!!!). In my free time I love doing anything that has to do with water… the beach, pool, boating etc. I love hanging out with my friends and just relaxing. I’m a very laid-back person and love to laugh and have a good time. I├óΓé¼Γäóm probably one of the goofiest girls you’d ever meet. I’m not afraid to be myself ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ for instance, I love to burp out loud and am not shy about it! My little Chihuahua Bella is my world! I have the most amazing family. Since they live in Pennsylvania I miss them tons! That’s pretty much me in a nutshell.

Exhibit C: Stacy Fuson

I loved growing up in Washington State. This led me to my love of fishing and boating. As a kid, I played a lot of sports. My favorites are softball, volleyball, basketball, and bowling. I enjoy traveling and have been to England, France, Croatia, Argentina, Peru, Panama, and Japan. I love Japanese food, especially sushi. For the past 12 years, I’ve been modeling and have worked on “Entourage,” “Shallow Hal,” “American Pie,” and “Sullivan Sisters.” I was Playboy’s Miss February 1999 (NSFW!!!) and the 2005 St. Pauli Girl. I love the beach, going to dinner, and watching movies. I’m a producer and anchor on a news website. I├óΓé¼Γäóm also going to business school and will soon launch my own brand of vitamins, Vitamins by Stacy.

What charming young ladies!