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Take Two

Filed under: Personally Perez > Beyonce > Katy Perry

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445 comments to “Take Two”

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  1. 101

    Your straightest moment EVER!! hehe I love it.



  2. 102

    I am in love with both of you.



  3. 103

    haha that was awesome! So funny!

    I love Katy; she seems like such fun!



  4. 104

    FUNNY FUNNY !!!!



  5. 105

    Kate baby, you and Perez look like you had a couple of a my Peach Berzerks.



  6. 106

    Perez, you can dance.

    It's nauseating, but it's dancing. But seriously, this is on par with what 12-year-olds post to YouTube.



  7. 107

    Re: vengance

    That's Beyoncé not Madonna, Einstein.



  8. 108

    PEREZ BOWED OUT FRED DURSTS ASSHOLE.



  9. 109

    LEONAS GHOST: why the hell do you treat me this way? why won't you make the oozing and burning stop??? and keep that damn ferret out of here, what is wrong with you??????



  10. 110

    This song is driving America crazy



  11. 111

    Katy seems cool, but Madonna sucks ass



  12. 112

    Perez, honestly for a homo you dance really really bad! Hope it was fake bad dancing! With the money you make you should hire a stylist and a private workout instructor and a dance teacher. Your Cuban roots just don't show man!



  13. 113

    as much as you hate on that woman you sure look like your enjoying her music… singing, dancing, and shit.

    and poor katy your the reason why she didn't get any more grammy nods… kinda the same way Fall Out Boy lost out on theirs because of ashlee, according to you.



  14. 114

    I would love to put my dick in between Katy's tits and give her a pearl necklace!



  15. 115

    PEREZ WHY DONT U TELL EVERYONBE ABOUT YOUR SICK SEX TAPE ??

    IT STARTS OUT WITH OPEREZ EATIN OUT JACK OSBORNES ASSHOLE N THEN SHWAYZE COMES IN AND HES STARTS BLOWIN OUT THERE ASSHOLES TOO.

    tHEN SOMEHOW FRED DURSTS COMES IN THE MIX GETS HIS ASSHOLE BLOWN OUT BY PEREZ WHILE HE BLOWIN OUT SHWAYZES BUTTHOLES.”

    IT ENDS UP WITH PEREZ GETTIN ASSPOUNDED BY BY DURST WHILE SHWAYZE ,AND JACK OSBORNE GIVE HIM MULTIPLE FACIALS THEN DURST STARTS GOIN NUTS ON PEREZS BUTTHOLE.

    PEREZ COULDNT EVEN STAND UP STR8 HIS ASSHOLE TOOK SUCH A POUNDING NOT TO MENTION DURST GETTIN HIS HAIRY ASSHOLE BLOWN EATIN OUT AND TOSSED FOR HOURS.

    AND SHWAYZE YA KNOW THE BLACK GUY N ONE WHITE GUY WERE HAVIN A BALL GET THERES BUTTHOLES EATIN OUT AND POPPIN NUTTIES ALL OVER PEREZ AS IF HE WAS A CUMDUMPSTER..

    PEREZ YOUR A SLUT.



  16. 116

    omg i love herrrrrr

    blog more about her pleaseeeeee

    you two are hilarious!



  17. 117

    PEREZ!! You are the cutest thing.
    Katy Perry had no gamee!!!!



  18. 118

    I love Katy Perry! You both danced… good. LOL.



  19. 119

    GAG! That was shitastic - but at least you two were having fun. Next time just delete it when you are done.
    I am SOOOOOO sick of that awful song.



  20. 120

    Soooooooooooooooooooooo not funny



  21. 121

    That is so hilarious…u r just to funny….u must be fun to have as a friend…LOL…look like my own home vids…yeaaaaa



  22. 122

    I lauuggghhhedddd!!!!!!! perez this was FANTASTIC! I wish you could see my actors, actresses, singers, Radio personality / web celeb gossip juice connoisseur's, in this light



  23. 123

    Mario you still fat fuck, your tits are wobbling more than hers!



  24. 124

    WHERE did Perez get that t'shirt from? I NEED it!



  25. 125

    that was hilarious!!



  26. 126

    my god perez that was awesome!!!
    I love you and katy!!

  27. sls says – reply to this


    127

    Perez! You look great! So Skinny! :)



  28. 128

    Mario when are you going to grow up? For someone over 30 who acts so juvenile is embarassing.

  29. F&O says – reply to this


    129

    FLOOR EXERCISES!



  30. 130

    ah the haters make me giggle. silly bints



  31. 131

    IT'S ALL GOOD! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! PEACE AND LOVE!



  32. 132

    I can smell you from here. IT STINKS



  33. 133

    laaaaaaaame. not funny at all.



  34. 134

    HAH! ok that made my day right there
    thats is soo funny…after how many drinks did you 2 make this?

    haha



  35. 135

    Beyond amazing!! I



  36. 136

    perez you look so good!



  37. 137

    Now we know the real reason the daily postings on this site are in the decline: you're practising Beyonce dance moves.

    What on earth is so special about that Perry chick? Get the vibe of: No personality whatsover.

    Still a wee bit chubs, Perez. Keep on sticking those fingers down the throat, won't you?

  38. sideh says – reply to this


    138

    you fucking love beyonce
    dont fucking deny it

    and quit paying her out
    shes the fucking queen fat ass



  39. 139

    Lovesit!!!



  40. 140

    wow.
    thats scary.



  41. 141

    I just vomited in my mouth. Manboobs were too much. Jsut stick with the writing Perez, please!



  42. 142

    My God Perez, don't you know a woman's anatomy? You practically lifted her by her boobs!



  43. 143

    katy p is such a sport and DARLING
    perez is a HOOT
    LOVED THIS..love that song too!!!



  44. 144

    i think you 2 r so f***ing hilarious you made my day, thanks



  45. 145

    Big black dick……why you takin your time to register a login name and watch this just to hate? You obviously enjoy Perez…so get over it. Perez, nice moves man!



  46. 146

    YOU'RE FUCKIN BORING PEREZ. POST SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING OR READING.



  47. 147

    This was almost as stupid as Posh with her commercial. I think Katie was drunk or something.



  48. 148

    U lucky Bastard lol



  49. 149

    Re: budee19 – perez wouldn't have it any other way dipshit…..p gets his best stuff from bb……educate yourself please



  50. 150

    Everyone's getting their dance on to this song. I don't even LIKE Beyonce, and I think this song is terrible, but I just can't get enough of it!! So. Fun.

    Maybe it's just me thinking of the SNL skit and giggling about it



  51. 151

    Love Perez, Katy is overrated and achieved fuck all…what gives?! Hasn't she presented more award shows than she's had songs out?! Sad.



  52. 152

    i love this you guys look amazing



  53. 153

    Re: budee19 – we don't like your 'kind' here……..



  54. 154

    Loved it!!!



  55. 155

    christ.
    what a hag.
    and the poor soul actually thinks being 'friends' with you (and i say that lightly) is going to help her 'career'…..



  56. 156

    You are my two favorite people in the world.



  57. 157

    Hey you retardet Gay Bastard take this ugly disney Whore and come to germany, we will shoot you two



  58. 158

    hey you r e t a r d e t G A Y B A S T A R D take this u g l y disney W H O R E with you and come to germany we will s c h o o t you two



  59. 159

    OH…..OH MAN!!!!
    .
    .
    damn my eyes!!!!!!!
    .



  60. 160

    LOL Life is short..have fun. :)



  61. 161

    PEREZ you look AMAZING and you are so cute!!!



  62. 162


  63. 163

    did i hear an "omg we're so drunk?" cuz hahaha that looks like what i do with my friends when we each finish a bottle of champagne!! shake it!! and i totally want to get tipsy with both of you.



  64. 164

    109 IMPOSTER!



  65. 165

    Re: budee19 – STFU AND MOVE ALONG! DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK BBD GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR COMMENTS..??
    .
    .
    BUDEE19 = A DUMBASS MUTHA FUCKA MARIO ASS SNIFFER!



  66. 166


  67. 167

    Re: screamtillxyoucough – PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING!
    THESE TWO FUCKERS ARE YOUR IDOLS??? FUCKING TOOL!

  68. eep says – reply to this


    168

    thats fucking gay as hell



  69. 169

    Re: Sweetpiece! – hi sweetie…..don't justify that twat in 109 with a response….. ;)



  70. 170

    Re: Sweetpiece!

    And Happy Hanukkah !!! ( just had to add my two cents )



  71. 171

    Perez your my Hero!!!!!!!



  72. 172

    Re: orchidgirl – HEY!



  73. 173

    I love how she confesses how drunk she is!! haha They are the cutest of friends hee hee :)



  74. 174

    where's the fierce outfit perez??
    it just loses its touch when people dont use the skanky outfits… and katy's still weak…



  75. 175


  76. 176

    Re: THE BLACK FAG – Driving us good crazy….or bad crazy?
    .
    Its starting to drive me bad crazy…..it was cute at first….now im done….



  77. 177


  78. 178

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style!
    Hot monkey, darling, are you feeling a little better ?
    It looks like imposters went away. That gorilla imposter idiot is gone !!!!!!! Phew..
    .
    Maybe L.G.'s D.I.S.S. scared them away.



  79. 179

    Re: Milky Milky – hi doll



  80. 180

    Re: Milky Milky – HI MILKY!
    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HI MONKEY!
    Re: mamajud – HI MAMA!
    .
    I'M VP OF D.I.S.S NOW! I'LL BE ON LATER AND WATCHING YOUR BACKS! :)



  81. 181

    Re: orchidgirl – YES! HAPPY HANUKKAH! BY ALL MEANS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!



  82. 182

    Re: orchidgirl – THE GORILLA WAS JUST SO DAMN LAME, RUDE AND ANNOYING! THE "LICKS ASSHOLE" IMPOSTER FROM LAST NIGHT KEPT IT'S AVIE BUT CHANGED NAMES AND POSTED ON THE RIHANNA THREAD!

    Re: Milky Milky – WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?



  83. 183

    Re: Milky Milky
    Hi, Milky.
    I hope I helped you a little bit with orchid advice in the previous Janet Jackson post.
    I am a total orchid fanatic.



  84. 184

    PEREZ, YOU ARE A REAL GAY PORN STAR!



  85. 185

    Re: Pantagruel

    Ummm….Grammy Nominated, Chart-topping Pop Star Katy Perry? If you don't know who that is you've been living under a rock.



  86. 186

    Is it safe to come out now? LoveChild has been very confused by all changes and imposters. Have been away too long my lovely peeps.
    Sending kisses and love to Aunty Milky, Uncle Monkey, Aunty Leona, mommy and daddy, Uncle Kitty and the Sweet one.
    Orchidgirl, not sure if I know u, but ur lovely so kisses toooo.
    Where's Sassy & Mama of 2. Is Perez doing this to upset the posse??



  87. 187

    Re: uncle eldon – eeewww…..no…..
    .
    Chad hunt is a real gay porn star…..
    .
    Jeff Stryker is a real gay porn star…
    .
    Jeff O Tool is a real gay porn star….
    .
    ….but not this…..this is totally unacceptable….



  88. 188

    sooo this pretty much made my day

  89. awkz says – reply to this


    189

    fantastic.



  90. 190

    [re=3193832]Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! went to a neighborhood christmas party!!
    [/re] [re=3193801]Re: orchidgirl - thanks for your expertise….i love orchids!
    [/re] Re: mamajud hiya mama!! meatloaf this week i swear!



  91. 191

    Re: Sweetpiece! – thanks for having our backs!! it's gonna be an early evening for me!



  92. 192

    Hahahaha This is great.



  93. 193

    I laughed til I had tears in my eyes. Thanks Perez you are THE BEST!!



  94. 194

    hi little lovechild…….do they make lil red short shorts in your size?….that'd be uber cute!



  95. 195

    Re: Milky MilkyRe: mamajud
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    BURN HIM!!!!!!!!
    .



  96. 196

    kisses letty….
    .
    and U as well lovechild!
    .



  97. 197

    WOW. And then there are those who are out solving world hunger issues… deep Perez, real deep.



  98. 198

    ahahahahaha. fun



  99. 199

    Re: Sweetpiece! – THANKS SWEET! I SENT IN MY D.I.S.S. ASSOCIATION FEE…I HOPE YOU HAVE RECEIVED IT :smile:



  100. 200

    I like how the cat walks by in the middle of this bullshit and looks at them like "…Ok…Im out!"
    .
    Liberate yourself kitty…..

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